NOTICE: I have been co-writing "Just Cruisin'" with Tiffany Phantom since chapter 2.

THE GOTHIC

Age: 23

Status: Burn it all down!

Mood: Cynical

Obsessions: My Saturn, music, Daria

Gender: Male (duh! what kind of girl would obsess over a car?)

Location: Shelton, CT, USA (and within an inch of losing my sanity)

Listening to: "Ooh La La" by Britney Spears

Hair color: dirty blonde, medium length, and parted to one side

Eye color: light blue-gray (they change to green depending on the light)

Height: 5'7

Real Name: Tommy D. (HA! you thought you'd get more out of me than that? I'll say it again HA!)

THE CHEVY

Vehicle: white 1995 Chevy Monte Carlo Z34 (soon to be black as soon as I raise the money for a repaint)

Feelings toward Vehicle: obsessed

Car color as stated in Brochure: GM code "Bright White"

Wheels: 16" aluminum 5 spoke lightweight racing rims (stock) painted white to match the body color (also a stock option, albeit a rare option, only from 1995-1997) on Yokohama tires

Vehicle class: Muscle car, sports car (and sometimes a noted "grandma car" for the amount of old people that drive them.)

Drivetrain: FWD (Front-Wheel-Drive)

Engine: LQ1 (3.4L DOHC V6)

Chassis: W-body

Status: blown engine

HP (Horsepower): 210 @ 5200RPM

TQ (Torque): 215 @ 4000RPM

RPM redline: 7000RPM

Body style: 2 door sport coupe

Size: Mid-size

Weight: around 3,400 pounds

MPG (miles per gallon): 18 city, 26 highway

1/4 mile time: 15.5 seconds at 90-95 MPH (The worst the car could ever do with a well-maintained engine is 16.2 seconds)

transmission: impossibly weak (compared to the engine) 4T60e (I would kill for a 4T65HD transmission or even a simple 4T65e would be 10X better than the 4T60e)

My current car:

Year: 2004

Make and model: Saturn Ion

Trim Level: Level 2

Body style: 4 door coupe (back doors open backwards)

Engine: L61 2.2L DOHC 16 valve Ecotec I4

Horsepower: 140

Torque: 145 ft-lbs

Redline: 6,500 RPM

Transmission: M86 Getrag F23 5 speed manual

Color: Victory Red

Weight: 2,605 lbs

Gas Mileage: 25 MPG city, 35 MPG highway

1/4 mile: 16.2 seconds

Modifications:

Exedy Stage 2 racing clutch

TWM Performance Short Throw Shift Kit

Recaro racing seats

KW V1 coilovers

Moog front sway bar end links

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If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this to your profile (my grandma)

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