THE ONLY THING THAT I'M AFRAID OF IS THAT PMS DOESN'T EXIST, AND THAT THIS IS MY REAL PERSONALITY.

SKETCHBOOKS NEVER RUN OUT OF BATTERIES.

CHERRY COUGH DROPS ARE THE SILVER LINING IN MY TORNADO OF SICKNESS AND DESPAIR.

THE BEST GIRLS ARE THE ONES WHO KNOW THEY'RE AMAZING AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE SUPERIOR TO FLUTE PLAYERS.

DIEHARD CHOIR KID FOREVER

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Okay then! First things first, I am TMI. Not for The Mortal Instrument Series, although I really do like those books. I meant TMI as in Too Much Information. A lot of people get confused over that, which is perfectly understandable, so I'm putting it right here that it isn't that =P a PSA, of sorts!

If you look closely at my profile picture, it's a white cloud and a dark gray cloud going towards each other with blue sky in between. It reminded me of a war between good and evil with this blue bit in the middle that didn't really understand what was going on- sounds like a lot of books I've read (; And it happened right outside my house! Also, that house in the picture is NOT mine, it's my neighbor's. Just thought I'd let you know...

EMAIL ME!!!! I love having reasons to procrastinate on my homework. =P mypseudonymistmi@

FIND ME ON

: url is tellmealiejkdont =D I reblog funny stuff, I think.

FictionPress.com: My penname there is Noon Breeze. I have one not-so-great, unfinished (so far) story I wrote in sixth grade, a few decent poems, and a romance music oneshot I am immensely proud of. I wrote the song in it myself (:

My bestest buddies on here are-

Dark Skitty Power: well... this is awkward, considering she NEVER USES HER FF PROFILE ANYMORE AND HAS ABANDONED FF FOR TUMBLR. Anyway, she's really fun to chat with. Go Skittyfuls!

The Seagull: She is the most faithful reviewer a girl could ask for! Also, she's a great writer, although she's always going down DeNile saying she sucks... Post something so I can prove you wrong! XD Thanks for everything Segal, I love ya bunches! =D

ADarkWingedForever: Yet another of my creative and great author Reality Friends. She is an amazing buddy, and is not afraid to kick the butts of any who cross her. Don't get on her bad side. XD

Roxyflipfop: This girl is an awesome friends and an awesome writer with an aptitude for injury =P, and I love all of the stuff she has posted so far, both here and on her FP account. I love you Roxy! =D

Salute Horses: RoRo is her alias here, since she's paranoid about giving out her real name... XD Anyway, if anyone cares enough to go read her profile, RoRo and I had a virtual conversation sitting next to each other on the floor in my room. We're such nerds. XD I love you RoRo!

Valkary: Our very own Princess Buttercup, although she hates the nickname. XD Anyway, this girl is YET ANOTHER FANGTASTIC writer! She gets all deep and philisophical and we have to kick her before she snaps back to normal. XD Right Buttercup?

bookwormgrl101: This is the first one who I haven't actually met in person, but this girl is dang TALENTED! She started the forum that I'm a member on, and her stories are AHMAYZING with extra ZING! Go check them out! (I also stole the idea of listing my buddies on my profile from her... =D)

blackistheneweverythin:g Mah bestiefulz, she is a voracious reader and not-so-voracious updater, but we all love her anyway! Even if she reads Katie Bell/Marcus Flint and ACTUALLY ENJOYS IT... Weirdo... go read her favorites, they're good.

Cascade of Rain: another virtual bestie, but she is epicnosity in human form. =D We share an extreme love for FC Barcelona, so if you're a Real Madrid fan... You fail at life. Read her stuff, it's good!

XxAngelWithWingsxX: the goddess I beta for, we've come to be pretty close friends even though we're across the country from each other. OUR CHATS ARE LEGIT just sayinggg (:

THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDS... I TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR WISDOM AND KINDNESS... =D -virtual huggles-

Favorite Books: MAXIMUM RIDE-James Patterson (cept im really pissed off at JP for ruining such a great story idea...) Percy Jackson and the Olympians-Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero-Rick Riordan, Song of the Lioness Quartet-Tamora Pierce, Protector of the Small Quartet-Tamora Pierce, Beka Cooper series-Tamora Pierce, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy-Douglas Adams, Harry Potter-J K Rowling, Funny in Farsi-Firoozeh Dumas, City of Bones-Cassandra Clare, The Hunger Games trilogy-Suzanne Collins, Divergent and Insurgent-Veronica Roth, Graceling, Fire, and Bitterblue-Kristin Cashore, Hush Hush-Becca Fitzpatrick, Eon and Eona by Alison Goodman.

there's more but I'd rather not spend the next year updating my profile (;

I was trying to watch a video on YouTube when a page popped up saying this.

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ISNT THAT SO FNICKING AWESOME????????

As for personal information, the only thing you ever need to know about me is that I am Greek and Proud of it! Also, I am more than slightly obsessed with soccer... okay, extremely obsessed with soccer. Got a problem?

Okay, another thing, I have a few favorite quotes from books. I will be adding as I go along.

" 'We're being led by an idiot with a crayon,' said Commander Root with deceptive calmness." {Commander Root, commenting on Mulch's, err, not too detailed map he drew. Artemis Fowl, The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer}

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened." {The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams.}

This isn't the exact quote but whatever! "Do you haf any special talents vorth saving?" Doctor ter Borcht asked Nudge.

"You mean besides the wings?" Nudge shrugged her shoulders and her beautiful fawn wings unfolded slightly.

Ter Borcht flushed. "Yes, besides de vings."

"Hmm, besides de vings..." Nudge thought for a moment, and brightened. "Once I ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting! Without barfing! That was a record."

Doctor ter Borcht frowned. "Hardly considered a valuable talent."

Nudge huffed. "I'd like to see you try it!"

"I vill now eat nine snickers bahrs. Visout bahfing!" Gazzy mimicked ter Borcht's voice." {Saving the World and other Extreme Sports, by James Patterson}

And also a non-perfect quote from that book! "Ter Borcht grinned evilly. 'As they say, I haf brought you into dis vorld, and I shall take you out of it.'

'I vill now destroy de Snickers bahrs!' Gazzy barked in ter Borcht's voice. We all collapsed on the floor laughing. Yes, we were literally laughing in the face of death." {Saving the World and other Extreme Sports, by James Patterson}

"'I would be terrified, except, well, I'm not.'" The Trickster Kyprioth {Trickster's Choice by Tamora Pierce}

"'Hey, if he was interested in me, he could come down here.'

'Maybe he feels like he's been rejected too many times. Guys have really sensitive egos. Tell them no once and they're , like, bruised forever. Girls heal. We're tough. We bend. Guys break.'

'Who made you the new Dr. Phil?'" Lindsay and Brooke {Carribean Cruising by Rachel Hawthorne}

"'This isn't going to hurt, is it? Dr. Ormond said it wouldn't hurt.' I tried not to cry.

'He lied,' Miss McKenna said. "it's going to hurt like hell. Don't tell your mother I said 'hell' '" {The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows}

" 'Why, I bet the man couldn't even take a piss-'

Someone gasped. 'He said piss in front of ladies!'

'Make him apologize!' cried another.

'He doesn't have to apologize. He's supposed to say what he thinks, and that's what he thinks. Like it or not!' " {The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows}

"WATCH OUT FOR WARNINGS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN WRITTEN BY LAWYERS ON CRACK!" {The Reader's Digest}

" 'So the more manly you are, the less you say?' Clary asked.

'Right. That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.'

'I have no idea what you're talking about,' said Jace from the backseat." {The City of Bones by Cassandra Clare}

" 'Somehow, I thought it would be bigger,' Jace broke the silence.

Clary looked at the cup in her hand. It was the size, perhaps, of an ordinary wineglass, only much heavier. Power thrummed through it, like blood through living veins. 'It's a perfectly nice size,' she said indignantly.

'Oh, it's big enough,' he said patronizingly, 'but somehow I was expecting something... you know.' He gestured with his hands, indicating something roughly the size of a house cat.

'It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl,' said Isabelle. 'Are we done now? Can we go?' " {The City of Bones by Cassandra Clare}

"Both knights stared at the hermit for a second; then Sir Bors rolled his eyes and said, "Shut up, you old poop."

Now Sir Lionel gaped at his brother. "Bors? Did you just call a religious man a... a poop?"

"Well, he is!" Bors said defensively.

"Oh, I don't deny his poopyness," Sir Lionel said. "I'm just surprised to hear you admit it." {The Quest of the Fair Unknown by Gerald Morris}

Sokka: Isn't there anyone you cared about that you left behind?

Zuko: Well, I had a girlfriend. May.

Sokka: The gloomy girl who sighs a lot?

Zuko: -smiles- Yeah.

-silence-

Sokka: Well, my first girlfriend turned into the moon.

Zuko: That's tough, buddy. {Avatar the Last Airbender}

Guard: Well isn't that cute? -looks at Zuko and Sokka-

Zuko/Sokka: -pretending to be guards- ... -silence-

Guard: -glares at Zuko and Sokka-

Zuko: -deep voice- uh, very cute sir.

Sokka: Yes, super cute. {Avatar the Last Airbender}

"'Sweetheart, never listen to what my enemies say. They're very confused people. I know they are because I've spent years making them that way.'" Farmer Cape {Mastiff by Tamora Pierce}

"I looked at him, startled. 'But it was murder, Master Tomlan.'

'Some folk need murdering,' he said coolly.

'Tom, that's enough. Cooper's a good servant of the law.'" Beka, Tom and Clary {Bloodhound by Tamora Pierce}

"I spent some time the other day insisting that a food critic on the television was French, when, in fact, he's Irish. He only dresses French. So, I cling to my 'being right' memories with the tenacity of a starving octopus.'" {lynneguist at }

"'What!' Katsa exclaimed. 'I can't believe it. Can you believe it? I can't believe it!'

'We've established that Katsa can't believe it,' said Raffin.

'I can't believe it either,' said Giddon." {Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore}

"'Got your gun?' Peter says to Tobias.

'No,' says Tobias, 'I figured I would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs.'

'Oh shut up.'" {Insurgent by Veronica Roth}

"'You have a weakness for beautiful things and I don't,' I say with an air of superiority. 'They would lure you into their Capitol ways and you'd be lost entirely.'

'Having an eye for beauty isn't the same as a weakness,' Peeta points out. 'Except possibly when it comes to you.'" Katniss and Peeta {Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins}

"I feel more like myself. That is all I need: to remember who I am. And I am someone who does not let inconsequential things like boys and near-death experiences stop her. I laugh, shaking my head. Am I?" Tris {Divergent by Veronica Roth}

"'Mine?' Total asked, gaping upward. 'Oh, Dr. M! Look at those glorious arches, the Grecian lines! Plush, with understated elegance and seaside charm,' he gushed. 'So classy! So regal! It's so... me.'" Total {Nevermore by James Patterson} PS PRACTICALLY EVERY OTHER SENTENCE OF THIS BOOK MINUS LIKE 15 WERE COMPLETE CRAP. PM ME IF YOU WANNA YELL ABOUT JIMMY P WITH ME FOR RUINING MAXIMUM RIDE. GAHHH.

"'He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.'

'So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.'" Sir Myles and Alanna {In the Hand of the Goddess by Tamora Pierce}

"That's Lalasa, Kel's maid. She sews, and she knows all kinds of ways to hurt you." Owen of Jesslaw, Page by Tamora Pierce

"Certain wintry branches of candles on the high chimney-piece faintly lighted the chamber: or it would be more expressive to say, faintly troubled its darkness." Pip, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

I don't know about you people, but I love distorting sayings. This is my particular favorite saying to mess with.

Original Saying: When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

DISTORTION TIME!!!!

When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in Life's eyes.

When Life gives you lemons, spit them in Life's face.

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back to let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, keep them. Cause hey! Free lemons.

When Life gives you lemons and you make lemonade, your lemonade is really going to suck unless Life also gave you sugar and water.

When Life gives you lemons, use them to blind your enemies.

When Life gives you lemons, ask for a refund. Your argument is that you ordered rainbow ponies and good luck, not lemons.

When Life gives you lemons, hope that Fanfiction Authors don't get ahold of them!!! ToT

When Life gives you lemons, make lemondrops.

When Life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.

Random Things I have Heard and Thought Funny that I would Like to Share With You even though You Most Likely Wouldn't Care.

My brother had his friends over and one of them was playing on our electronic handheld Hangman device. Anyway, it was a five letter word and he couldn't figure out the word. Finally he lost, and it turned out the word was "pinto." He was rather frustrated. "Pinto?", the poor boy asked. "What the heck is a pinto?" "A horse," I suggested. "A bean," one of the other friends said. My brother laughed and said, "The category is Assorted Beans." The first friend laughed again and said, "I'll take assorted beans for $500."

Later, the same friend was still playing hangman, and got the words "blonc" and "bonjo." I know. We couldn't figure it out either.

My dad and my oldest brother were looking for new housing, since he's going into his last year in college, and they were driving around in the area of his school. My dad is a car lover, and pointed out a Lamborghini. Then my brother saw another one. And another one. And another one. They counted fifteen Lamborghinis in all, one behind the other. My other brother's comment on this was, "Well from this you can realize that a bunch of people got rich, then were all, 'what do we do now that were rich?' and another one said, 'let's join a gang!' therefore forming the Lamborghini gang."

I was talking to my friend when the word 'articulacity' suddenly popped into my head. It isn't a word, the correct term is articulateness I believe, but isn't articulacity so cool-sounding? Say it out loud. Don't you agree??!

Can't you totally picture Fang in an Aladdin costume and Max in a Jasmine costume, flying at night and singing "A Whole New World"? No? Well I can... XD

I was just looking through my old notebooks and found a small scribble of an idea when I flipped to a page that I had scribbled on in big, excited, blocky capitals: THE FLOCK SHOULD HAVE A TALKSHOW CALLED "THE FLOCKSHOW!" As soon as I read it I started giggling uncontrollably. I was a ridiculously punny and entertaining child.

My parents have this annoying habit of always being the last to leave, and when I was about eleven I was practically passed out on the couch with my friend while we waited for my mom to stop talking to her mom. I groaned, "It's almost midnight- my pumpkin's gonna turn into a carriage."

My friend, whose brain seemed to be functioning slightly better than mine, asked, "Isn't it the other way round?"

Me: "... {cannot admit defeat ever never ever} ...this just proves how tired I am."

OK THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!! My English teacher posted this site, and it's just a generator of Shakespearean insults. The. Best. Thing. Ever.

CLICK HERE

#youdonthavetobutyouTOTESshouldcuzshakespeare

I'm gonna try something new! If you guys promise not to copy my ideas, I'll share some that I have for fanfiction in this space of my profile. I just want to know what you guys might want to read so I can decide easier on new projects.

OPTION 1: suggest a story already posted that I should update. No sequel requests, please. If I'm done with a story, then there's nothing else to say.

OPTION 2: More Harry Potter fanfic. I have several ideas for Dramione oneshots and chapter-stories, two half-written KBOW (Katie B x Oliver W) two-three-shots, a RIDICULOUS amount of ideas for KBOW fics, and a few LilyxJames stories. Also two platonic ones- one about Crookshanks' history and one about everyone's favorite pair of redheaded twins.

OPTION 3: 16 fics being obviously inadequate, I could add more MR stuff. I have at least six or seven epic ideas for multi-chapter fics... including AH AU gang wars and AU medieval deceit type mystery/action/romance fun. All of these ideas are FAX oriented.

Soooo? shoot me off a PM! I'd love to hear some opinions!

TMI