Poll: In the NeverEnding Labyrinth, I've decided they're gonna go to school in Auburn Hills at Avondale High. My hometown. I already have a good idea about what will happen, but I've written some ORIGINAL songs, and was wondering...should I add them? both or... Vote Now!
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Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, My Little Pony, and Pitch Perfect. Alright, i don't write much fanfiction, but i read lots! Here's some stuff about me! Oh, and to start off the New Year, I started writing my first My Little Pony story!...Please don't judge... Gender: Female Favorite series: PJO, harry potter, maximum ride...Oh, and now the Heroes of Olympus is in there, too! Favorite PJO pairing: Percabeth (obviously) Am I a brony/pegasis?: HELL YES!...Don't judge... Favorite songs (at the moment): Cross My Heart-Marianas Trench Name: Abby Country: U.S.A Other pairings i support: Thuke This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have a globe. 2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? a 3. What can you hear right now? i'm yours by jason mraz, the computer 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. Nothing is alive except for me. 5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? american idol 6. Type your name with your elbow. ppercabethastwe(not bad) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My MSU pennant 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Haven't read it. 9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? An essay 10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? nhyteemve XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it I have a scar on my leg from basketball chicks being bitches 2. What is on the walls in your room? Band Posters, Awards, Medals, Pictures, Drawings... 3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep? hehe all of the above... 4. What type of music do you listen to? Generally any kind of rock, with a few guilty pleasures (i.e Kelly Clarkson, some showtunes, Hilary Duff...) you know what time you were born? 3:32 in the AM! 6.What are you doing right now? ...typing...genius... 7. What do you miss? Being a carefree little kid... 8. What is your most prized possession? My acoustic. It was my first guitar. MY BABY! 9. How tall are you? 10. Do you get Claustrophobic? 11. Are you afraid of the dark? No. 12. Who was the last person who made you mad? 13. What is your favorite sport? Softball 14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in guys? black hair and green or blue eyes. 15. Who do people do compare you to? Nobody...at least, not to my face...O.o... 16. Coffee or energy drink? both! 17. What is your favorite pizza topping? BACON!! 18. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? 20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish? no... 21. What was the most meaningful gift you've gotten? MY BABY! (le Acoustic) you like anybody? Yes...but no telly-telly... 23. Are you double jointed? Yes. 24. Favorite clothing brand? 26. Do you have any pets? 27. What kind is it? 28. Would you do anything for your bestfriend? Anything. 29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly? 30. Say a number 1 to 100 you go for looks or personality? 32. What is the one number you call the most? 33. What annoys you the most? People that think they understand me when they really have no idea 34. Have you ever been out of the US? 35. Your weaknesses? 36. Have you met anyone famous? 37. First job? 38. Ever done a prank call? 41.What were you doing before you filled this out? 40. Have you ever had surgery? yuppers 42. What do you get complimented the most about? 43. Have you ever had braces? 44. What do you want for your birthday? Another guitar or a drum set 45. How many kids do you want? Two 46. Were you named after anyone? 47. Do you wish on stars? 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? 50. Do you like your handwriting? eh 51. What is your favorite lunch meat? 52. Any bad habits? 53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have? Camp Rock...my mom doesn't know me at all... 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? No. I'm a real downer. 56. Do looks matter? I would say no, but unfortunately, society disagrees 57. How do you release anger? 58. What was your favorite toy as a child? 60. Where is your second home? 61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 62.Were you a fan of barney as a child? I once tried to walk into the tv so I could dance with him...you tell me... 63. Do you use sarcasm? pfft, who, me? 64. What's your favorite line from a movie? 65. What do you look for in a guy? Funny, smart, adorable, not a douchebag... 66.What are your nicknames? 67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician? Simple Plan, Anarbor, Fireflight, Tegan and Sara, Flyleaf, The Offspring, Marianas Trench... 68.What is your favorite TV show? Glee (and I'm not ashamed!) 69. Discribe your house. where do you live? City? Country? Suburbs Suburbs, small town, it sucks...but I wouldn't wanna be anywhere but here... 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "Matthias stared out at the ship that was making a beeline for the far side of the moat. He turned to one of the bolt-throwers, began loading it--slotted in an arrow-projectile easily half his own length, then pulled back some latches and--"-The Pillars Of Hercules by David Constantine "2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My baby 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Spongebob 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:57 PM 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:00 PM 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Laundry machine 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? An hour ago. walking in from the car. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My pizza 9. What are you wearing? T-shirt and bball shorts 10. Did you dream last night? Yes. 11. When did you last laugh? HAHA! just now 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Drawings, pics, posters, medals, awards... 13. Seen anything weird lately? Friends 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's a good way to be bored. 15. What is the last film you saw? Final Destination 5 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Clothes, a few guitars, a drum set, and a new laptop...i'd put the rest towards buying a house and car and college and all that shiz. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Play a hell of a lot of instruments (guitar [acoustic and electric, ukulele, tuba, trombone, drums, keyboard/piano, french horn, trumpet, saxophone, baritone/euphonium...think i forgot something..) 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Stupid people would be killed and everyone would support the gay community 19. Do you like to dance? depends 20. George Bush: was a dick (pardon my language) 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Maximum Joslynn 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Malcolm Xavier 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes! 24. Which book from the PJO series was your favorite? Why? 25. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? God: Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes Least faves are Aphrodite and Ares. She makes my life hell and he's just a douche. 26. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? fave: Annabeth Least fave: Luke. Not cuz he was evil, just because he hurt Annabeth so bad XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Abby 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Abbizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): black vulture 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lora Davenport 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): ChoAbLis 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green fusion 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Bolacme 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christine 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Roxy 10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Grape Death 11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Black Peg-leg If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, percabethatw If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory (EDWARD!!), Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. if your different in a good way put this in your profile. if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. 2 out of 3 people understand fractions. dont worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didnt make it to your future. some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs. a friend will comfort you when you're rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?" LONG LIVE OLYMPUS!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Percy! 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Green 3. Your first initial? A (the opposite of my history grade!) 4. Your month of birth? May 5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? ...black, i guess... 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Annabeth! 7. Your favourite number? 737222384289 (don't ask) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Cali 9. Do you like lakes or oceans more? Lakes! 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) For Rick Rirdan to put percabeth in the Last Olympian! Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. Very true! I love Percy Jackson more is than healthy. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Uh. I don’t agree here. I’m not very relaxed when I’m stressed, am I? Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. ...great... L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. no THX July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Yourlove life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Whoop-dee-freaking-doo. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is yourbest friend. Seen as she’s a fictional character, I seriously doubt that. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. ya right! 8. If you choose... Rock on! I do like adventure! 9. If you choose... I am not LOYAL AND RESERVED! GO TO HADES! 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! hope so, cause my birthday's tomorrow... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX If you've re-read Page 99 of the Deathly Hallows over and over because you just adore Harry and Ginny, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, believeinthegods, percabethatw If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you only read PJO fan fiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "On this the ghost of Teiresias went back to the house of Hades, for his prophecyings had been spoken, but i sat still where i was until my mother came up and tasted the blood. then she knew me at once and spoke fondly to me, saying, 'My son, how did you come down to this abode of darkness while you are still alive? it is a hard thing for the living to see these places, for between us and them there are great and terrible waters, andthere is Oceanus, which no man can cross on foot, but he must have a good ship to take him.are you all this time trying to find your way home from Troy, and have you never yet got back to Ithaca or seen your wife in your own house?' -The Odessey 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The computer screen. What a surprise! 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? recorded WWE smackdown from Monday 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:15 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:13 (WOW, I was wayyy off) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Gives You Hell by the All-american Rejects (iTunes) 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was coming home from school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? This site 9. What are you wearing? shorts and b-ball jersey 10. Did you dream last night? yeah, about PJO...again... 11. When did you last laugh? HAHA! just now. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Green paint, posters, pennants, a clock, a calendar, medals, framed academic awards, a cross, and my pin collection. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Ya, my friend. 14. What do you think of this quiz? ummm...IDK? 15. What is the last film you saw? Dance Flick 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? New laptop (probably a mac), A bunch of copies of the PJO series, pay to go to that camp half-blood thingy in Austin, Texas, and, um, some other stuff? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: ok, um i play ten instruments. (Tuba, trombone, violin, guitar, drums, chello, piano, french horn, trumpet, and saxophone) 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? ...um...i guess...um...can you repeat the question? If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? ...um... 19. Do you like to dance? HATE IT! 20. George Bush: Yeah, he's a person. Who was President. And I'm not saying anything else because I know some people have something against republicans... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Ooooh yay it's a girl! It would be pretty awesome if I named her after a Greek person/god or a PJO character. Like Annabeth, or Calypso. But not Rachel. Or I would name her something kinda different. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Same with the girl, a Greek-ish name (Haha PERSEUS! Clean your room!). Or something different. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I'm good with where I'm living right now. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? PercyxRachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile Some girls are pretty, some girls are wimpy, some girls are girly, and cry when they break a nail but some girls are tough, they are smart and witty, They know how to survive on their own, some girls are independent, and those girls are great, not the sissy beautiful divas, who can't take care of themselves, its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable, It is all about the state of mind. Tomboys rule!(if you don't know 'tomboy" is a girl who acts like a boy but is not lesbian) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (\ _/) This is Bunny. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. If you understand this, copy and paste it into your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're part of an Odyssey of the Mind team (and proud of it! XD), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, percabethatw If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysoxs, percabethroxmysox, percabethatw I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." --This is from the list of how to annoy people. I found this one funny because I do it alot (except I only know thefirst few decimal places: 3.14159265438 something like that)-- Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too If you have Guitar Hero dsylexia, copy this into your profile. I discovered this disorder while I was attempting to play Guitar Hero. This disorder means you get the colors and order of them mixed up and your fingers don't always agree with your eyes.-- Help these inch-worms inch their way into everyone's profile! Copy this into your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you have ever considered going to the EmpireStateBuilding and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, percabethatw, If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do have a facebook, though! XD) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history It takes an intelligent person to act stupid. It takes a stupid person to act intelligent. Tips for Newbies to Fanfiction! -When writing a story, don't take someone else's story and change the names. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, lilninjapig, Trickster91, Breezy411, Master Solo, elegos-sirinial-shamtul, Journalist793, percabethatw, If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrealmwriter, Grogie13, RulerofFire, SingSong2020, 91cookieluvahh59, Azugirl-Melissa, Journalist793, percabethatw Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, percabethatw XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?) --8888888-- For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. you doze off playing ur virtual ipod in ur head andare snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to watseems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of yourlungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is when you copy and paste things onto your profile because you're bored. Crazy is when you LOSE to the voices in your head (not arguing with them, thats completely normal. losing to them? That's just sad) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!" FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie 10. You are constantly thinking about it. 9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7. 8.You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net. 7.You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton? How does Edward react when he hears sixties' music?). 6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about. 5. You daydream about it when you are bored. 4.You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net. 3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie. 2.You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis. 1. You think about it every night before you go to sleep. Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Annabeth 2. Percy 3. Thalia 4. Luke 5. Chiron 6. Rachel 7. Clarisse 8. Zoe Nightshade 9. Poisiden 10. Athena 11. Aphrodite 12. Selina Beauregard (Spelling?) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No... Don't really want to 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ummm... EWW 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? i would lmao! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Ummm...there's one including sally jackson. i think it's called "The Mist" or something. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? No way! Percachel sucks! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? ummm...is niether an option? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Clarisse would probaly make fun of Percy and snap pics to show to Annabeth...(Shudders) 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Thalia gets pissed off at Athena for trying to break up percabeth. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? NO!! Thank the Gods! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort The Big Break 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? What's het?! 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? no.. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Er...no 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? MAJOR DRAMA 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? never 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). So Annabeth and Clarisse are dating (shudders) and then Poisiden runs off with Clarisse. Annabeth has a one night stand with Aphrodite (puke) and then a unhappy affair with Rachel (Shudders) and then listens to Chiron and then falls in love with Chiron?! What title would you give this fic? gay 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? Finally something fun to watch!! XD 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? AWESOME! Free pony rides! XD 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? ummm...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Really bad and then I would get over it and I would SLAP HIM HARD!! 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Scream something about incest and tell Zeus. 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? probaly..."saw it coming" or something along those lines 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? SCREAM!! she'll probably kill me for my F! 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Annabeth can't be emo!! It's ,like, against the laws of nature! She can't become suicidal! :-( 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? Freaked out. 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? Aim for his eye! 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? Luke, Poisiden, and Clarisse singing the most annoying song (coughhannahmontanacough) and waking me up...hmmm... WHAT THE HADES!! 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Party! Party! 30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses Lock Athena and Posiedon in a closet, and throw a wild party. Maybe make Percy and Annabeth do some embarsassing (Chuckles evily). can't think of anything else at the moment. “Read, read, read. Read everything - trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it is good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out the window.” ...i've never thrown stuff out a window if i didn't like it (eyes shift back and forth) "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those you mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "I reject your reality and substitute it for my own." "Maybe that's why monsters fade. Maybe it's not about what the mortals believe. Maybe it's because you give up on yourself." Ah, the immortal genius of Rick Riordan. I'm not saying you're all monsters (!), but at the end of the day, you've only failed if you've given up on yourself. You've got to believe you'll do it, and you will. I know it. "I haven't failed. I've just found 40,000 ways that don't work." This is pure genius. I love the optimism of these people, I really do. "The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them." Ah, love. It breaks your heatt. This line would be perfect for a percabeth story...hmm... "I didn't lose my mind. It was mine to give away." This is from a Robbie Williams song (No Regrets). ‘So do I,’ said Gandalf, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. I hate it when people say that they needed more time, because they had the time for the task, and so they must have overestimated the task. "Be yourself, because life's too short to be anyone else." How very true. “I have a dream - of a day where chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.” The lesser known Martin Luther King speech. "Put your fist in the air, raise your voice and declare!" Speak up or sit down. I know which one I'd rather do. "Are we obsessed because we are human? Or are we human because we are obsessed?" By: beliveinthegods /l、 Yaaay Kitty!! This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO: When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about. you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out. You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times. You think you are a demigod when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo you have actually sworn on the river Styx you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children. you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece. you blame Hermes when your computer crashes you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians. you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to tartarus" You think you know who your olympian parent is. Let's flip a coin: Heads, Percy and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If you think that some day you are going to be claimed by a greek god or goddess paste this on your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile. If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile. If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (Mo Dog to Po and Yo Dog! How's it going?) If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile (I've stayed up till 4AM reading) If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Hey read this guys!! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! 1. First thing you wash in the shower? hair 37 Secrets About Yourself. 1) have you ever been asked out? 2) where did you get your default picture? 3) what's your middle name? 4) your current relationship status? 5) does your crush like you back? 6) what is your current mood? 7) what color of underwear are you wearing? 8) what color shirt are you wearing? 9) Missing something? 10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) if you must be an animal for one day, what? 12) ever had a near death experience? 13) something you do a lot? 14) the song stuck in your head? 15) who did you copy and paste this from? 17) when was the last time you cried? 18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) if you could have one super power what would it be? 21) what do you usually order from starbucks? 22) what's your biggest secret? 23) favorite color? 24) do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) what are you? 26) do you speak any other language? 27) what's your favorite smell? 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? 29) have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) what are you thinking about right now? 31) what should you be doing? 32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 33) do you like working in the yard? 34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) do you act differently around the person you like ? 36) what is your natural hair color? 37) who was the last person to make you cry? 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED- 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section andask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder andthen pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 64/100 apply to me. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Directions: 1) Put your music player on shuffle 2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Would It Matter by Skillet WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Misery Business by Paramore WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Never Surrender by Skillet WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? All Star by Smash Mouth WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Pain by Three Days Grace WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Ignorance by Paramore WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? What I've Done by Linkin Park WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Sober by P!nk WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Shut Up by Simple Plan (Thanks mom and dad) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope (Appropriate for a wedding) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Blanket Of Fear by Papa Roach WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Doin Your Mom by Fatty Spins WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects (Ya, but what is it?) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Three Cheers For Five Years by Mayday Parade WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Bad Day by Daniel Powter HOW WILL YOU DIE? Daughters by John Mayer WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Chasing Pavements by Adele WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Cries In Vain by Bullet For My Valentine WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne WILL YOU GET MARRIED? The Reason by Hoobastank WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Don't Stop Believin by Journey IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Therapy by All Time Low WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Woah by Paramore XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die". I got all this off of Wisegirl12's profile. Check her profile out. Shes pretty cool. (v)(.• Percy Annabeth •.(•. .•).• / (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE Put this on your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Dear I love you Feed . Send Message. Subscribe . Favoritebeta: β Beta Reader Profilesince: 04-14-09, id: 1901841, Profile Updated: 09-29-09country: United States Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Misc. Books. Sometimes love finds you when our hope is fading and the TWILIGHT is setting in and it leads us safely through the darkest nights the nights when the NEW MOON fills the cloudy skies as it blows and it glows its sparkiling light is enough to ECLIPSE the brightness of the BREAKING DAWN. I'll stay up till TWILIGHT to see the NEW MOON And if I'm lucky I'll see the ECLIPSE at BREAKING DAWN and the whole time I'm sitting with you under the MIDNIGHT SUN Ok so my friend was online and found this line about twilight, "Choose jacob because he was there when bella was in pian. Don't choose edward he killed Bambi's mom", HAHAHAHAH truth be told that is the most hilarious thing Iv'e heard in a while. HOLY CRAP WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO YYYYAAAAYYYYY!! I AM SO ECXITED. PERCY JACKSON'S THE LAST OLYMPIAN!! I LOVE it. It is SOOOOO amazing. I LOVE Rick Riordan. He's a GENEIUS. This is my favorite book of all time. The only thing that sucks is that this is the end of the series. :( :( :(. Oh well it was still SOOOOO amazing :) :) :). Me, myself, and I are still so new to fan fiction. So bear with me if I sound like an idiot. I do that a lot. So far I have only written three stories, and I'm still working on them. None of them are that great but oh well. I suck at writing anyways. I live where the sun shines almost everyday. It sucks there aren't any vampires, but we do have a beach :) Ok for the weirdos out there who are like my friends they ask me random questions so I'm putting them on here. What is the color of your toothbrush?: Blue Why are you. . .you?: Because I'm awesome What did you have for brekfast?: Lucky Charms (Duh!!) Do you floss?: HA! No but I brush. Favorite fruit?: Peach Favorite color?: BLUE!! Favorite food?: Anything Italian. Favorite song?: Kiss me Do you play any sports?: HECK YES! soccer, tennis, swim, and my favorite BASKETBALL!! (I'm so playing powder puff in high school though AKA girls football) How many times did you see twilight in theaters?: 3 times How many times have you read the twilight series?: 4 times How many times have you read the percy jackson books?:4 times Are you obsessed?: DUH!! Favorite band?: The Ataris next to Lifehouse What's your full name?: HAHAHA wouldn't you like to know. What's your pet peeve?:When people hate me before getting to know me. Did you see Star Trek?: Duh!! Who hasn't? How many times did you see it?:3 times Which P.J.O. character do you love more?:NICO!! (THATS FOR YOU BRI!!) Is Nico going to rule the world one day?:HECK YES!! CAN'T WAIT!! What is your fav book of all time?: Hmmmmmm let me think. (rub chin thinkingly) THE LAST OLYMPIAN!! DUH!! Did you see the second Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen?: HECK YES!! I loved it. Sure it was a little bit inapropriate but it was good. Did you see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?: HECK YES! Was it any good?: You have to ask? Seriously it was Harry Potter. I LOVED IT!! What is your favorite hobby?: Going camping with my dad and when we can't do that, I love to look through old pictures of my parents. What books inspired you to write?: Percy Jackson and the Olympians and I'd Tell You I love You but Then I Would Have to kill you. Has school started?: Yes. tear Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof. LOVE So just a little about me. My favorite books are: P.J.O. (of course), The Eragon series, And the Twilight series. Those are just a few. My fav bands are Green Day And Linkin Park, lifehouse, The Ataris, Switchfoot, Fall out boy, Aerosmith, Boys like Girls, and SO much more. I love to draw pictures of beach sunsets and want to take a nature photography class when I'm older. I also love to play the piano and I want to have at least one recording of my songs before I die. I love to read and play sports. My life is basically spent playing sports. Ecspecially basketball. I love the song, : "I hateThis Part", although I hate the people who did it. Ok here are a list of things I can't stand:People who think there smarter than they really are, when people lie, when people make fun of kids because the have health problems, and bassically people who are rude for no reason, when I get rocks in my shoes, when people use me, school drama, prissy girls, when my family fights, when my friends fight, Players, annoying little brothers, some rap, the color yellow, cocky boys. Our home away from home Ok these poems are random and come when I'm bored so they might show up everywhere. :) :( :D :/ :I :O :o ;D ;P Don't ask. I was bored Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!! I got this off of Perceabeth-4-life's profile 50 Ways To Annoy people At The Cinema 1.) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Fun Things To Do In A Lift 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity I got all this off of Wisegirl12's profile. Check her profile out. Shes pretty cool. (v)(.• Percy Annabeth •.(•. .•).• / (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE Put this on your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: You know your a good boyfriend when: 1:When she walks away from you mad Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Dear I love you PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!) If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. 95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a parked car copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared. I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. - No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. -When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? -When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. - When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. - I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ( or should I say MANPURSE!! ) - Love your enemies. It pisses them off. - Oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? - I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that. - Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over. ( Run Forrest Run! ) - Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. - I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept! - Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. - I used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone. - Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. - If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are? - If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? - I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there. - Money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it. - Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth. - The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. - Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. - Tell the truth and run. - If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? ( Moron's! Duh! ) - Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? - If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. - You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. - A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting ther next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' - Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Dducation is important. School however, is another matter. - I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. - Do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? cuz' the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me. - It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and its not conductive to a creative atmosphere! - Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong? - All right, all right. I, you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for. - The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it... - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! - There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying. So just exept what you can't understand and be cluless and that department because ther are more important things in life. - When in doubt, make up words! - Ask no questions and I will tell no lies. - Never mind, it's complex.(person 1) The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2) - Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars... - There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die. - Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. - Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up. ( Why? I don't know... Go ask your teacher, although they'll just tell you to sit down and shut it too. ) -The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is: Roses are red, - If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! - You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! - Come to the dark side, we have cookies! ( Are they blue chocolate chip cookies? ) - One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. - Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! - A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! - I'm not insensitive, I just dont care. - If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! - The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! - When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. - A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. - Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Drunk? You're intoxicated by my very presence. - Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. - Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... - Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! - When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. - Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! - The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. - Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. - Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... - I was thinking, while I was running... About not hitting trees, I hope. - What is sense, in a world full of fools? - Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care. - Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. - Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here. - Girls rule, boys suck. The. End. - Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose. - Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important. - Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift? - If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. - You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention. Brom, Eragon - I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. - A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" - My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. - Whoever said "Anything is possible" obviously never tried to slam a revoloving door. ( Tell me you've never tried and I won't believe you! ) - I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well... - Video games screwed up my life... good thing I have two extra lives... - My friends are 90 of why I get up each morning, the other 10 is because I have to pee. - I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly - It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then It's hilarious... - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. - If vodka was water and I was a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck So slide me a bottle and shut the fudge up. - Sometimes I wonder " Why is that frizbee getting bigger?" then it hits me. - One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. - Everything is funny... as long as its happening to somebody else. - You're a great friend.. But if the Apocalypse comes and we're being chased by zombies I'm tripping you. - Today I was having this stare down with this other girl... She was really good but then I blinked and realized it was only my reflection. - Do NOT et yourself on fire... It really hurts... - Of course I'm talkin' to myself Who else can I trust? - My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil - I have a life. I simply prefer to spend it online. - DON'T HIT KIDS! No seriously, they have guns now. ( Don't hit kids anyway... It's mean and cruel! ) - If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless? - So? I'm a little crazy. What's your point? - Don't take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways. - It's weird when you're toilet tells you " I'm sick and tired of your crap." - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk! - I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face. - I didn't run into the door, my face decided to say hello. - I can't brain today... I have the Dumb. - Sometimes I wish I were a monkey. Then I could throw poop at people and it would be legal. - Say no to drugs! Say yes to enchiladas! - I never finish anyth - People are like slinkies, basically useless. But it's still amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. Repost These I They're True! - There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. - If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. - If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile - If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. - If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. - If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. - If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. - If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. - If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. - If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. - If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. - If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. - If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. - If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! - If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. - If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. - If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. Why do we sleep in church, Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Girls are like apples in a tree. All the sweet, nice ones are at the top. But, boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think "Is there something wrong with me?" But, in reality, they're all amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough, to climb all the way to the top of the tree. REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM! Ever notice how the word "THERAPIST" is "THE" and "RAPIST" put together? A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me. A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live. A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 4 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 8 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 7 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 4 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. Total: 9 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 10 Your guy side X You love hoodies. X Shopping is torture. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Total: 25 Your girl side: X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. X You wear eyeliner. X You smile a lot more than you should. Total: 3 This is pretty sad, considering I'm a girl... so... I’m going to go rethink my life now… yeah... bye... Post this if you hate stero-types! I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If you've re-read Page 99 of the Deathly Hallows over and over because you just adore Harry and Ginny, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile. (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile. If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile. If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you only read PJO fan fiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel yes I promise to remember PJO Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love chat rooms as fanfics If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (Pretty much every book I read...) A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in : God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost. If you have to be funny to be funny, why can't I just be stupid to be funny cause in my brother's Book of Funny Things That Make Me Pee My Pants, it says 'Stupid people' so why can't I just be stupid to be funny? FanFiction: Your then Facebook on this post reatrd total a like forward this read you If Now read it backwards :D If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. 92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. I ran with scissors, and lived! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile Now I sit me down is school If you aren't ashamed to do this, Percy's outfit chapter 2 photo shoot 1 http:///percy_photo_shoot/set?id=16081142 Luke's outfit chapter 2 photo shoot 1 http:///luke_photo_shoot/set?id=16080992 Grover's outfit chapter 2 photo shoot 1 http:///grover_photo_shoot/set?id=16080794 Annabeth's outfit chapter 2 photo shoot 1 http:///annabeth_photo_shoot/set?id=16077184 |
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