so these are the outtakes for my story A Ginger, A J and a Wedding. It's just a bit of humour to lift the spirits and because I loved writing that story so much i just had to add some more hilarity :P They won't be in any paricular order so I shall try to leave a comment at the top of each chapter saying where it comes... Most of them will probably only be short xox

Beca Mitchell, the star Chaser of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, could have anyone at Hogwarts that she wants. Anyone but Chloe Beale, a Prefect who can't stand the arrogant Chaser. Getting to know her could change her mind, but her preconceived disdain is hard to get past. Especially when Chloe's boyfriend is one of the Chaser's biggest enemies. (Bechloe/Harry Potter AU)

Chloe never thought getting close to Beca would get her such a wonderful, amazing life with an amazing family. Rated T.

There's a very thin line between love and hate... (Beca/Chloe Pairing) (Bechloe AU)

(On hiatus) I didn't want to leave you.

Sequel to I Dare You. One year ago, Beca Mitchell left California and signed a record deal that took her to Nashville, TN. Now she's a successful DJ and recording artist, but never moved on from the one that got away. Chloe Beale remained behind at Barden after pushing away the love of her life. Will they find a way back together?

It's time to bring all the Jeca and Bechloe teams together. I've had this on my mind for a bit. I'm an equal opportunity shipper so I figure why not a JBC fic. This is a one-shot (maybe a two-shot) I do have an idea of how to continue so let me know if I should flush this out into a full story.

Beca is a normal high school student, or at least she thinks so. When a particular red-head comes around will all of that change for her. She fights with wanting to be with her and knowing what people will think if she does. Can she be able hide her feelings from the world or will she decide to deal with the consequences. Bechloe, some Staubrey, and all around romantic.(Ongoing)

After tragedy strikes, Beca comes face to face with St. Peter himself, her life about to be judged to find where she will be sent to. Except, she never really 'lived'. Having missed out on what was right in front of her - the friends and love she kept out thanks to the walls she built - Beca is allowed to relive a year of her life and learn what it is to truly be alive.

Chloe wasn't sure what made her notice the girl. She was a little thing that was for sure and quiet, very quiet. But there was something about her something made her think this girl was meant to be bigger, meant to be so much more than just the girl with the headphones and the books who didn't talk to anybody...ever. Honestly, Chloe wasn't sure if she even could talk.

Beca and Jesse run into a very unexpected surprise. But sometimes, those are the best kind.

Beca Mitchell lives in a small shed she calls Room with her 5-year-old son, Jack, and their captor, trying to find a way to escape. Bechloe endgame.

When the president began getting threats regarding his only daughter, he hires Beca Mitchell, ex soldier and close friend, to protect her. Beca never expected the job to be such a difficult task. And she really didn't expect to fall in love with the president's daughter.

A confessed regret. A rejection. A conversation that was meant to be private - overheard by the one person Chloe never wanted to hear it. But perhaps - perhaps - it was for the best. Where will the future lead Beca and Chloe? Only time will tell.

Seventh year has arrived and Hermione has changed, but none of her friends know. What happens when the least likeliest person finds out her secret.

Chloe Beale leads a pretty normal life; college, pre-med student, co-captain of the Barden Bellas, she had a lot of friends and a loving family. Chloe didn't think meeting Beca Mitchell would change her life so much. But it did. Rated M. Bechloe with a little Stoe.

There's a new class at Hogwarts this year. PARENTING CLASS! It'll be fun, unless you're paired up with your worst enemy. The girls are pregnant, the boys feel awkward as ever, and the babies are oh-so-cute! Parenting Class! Or Something Like It-former title. EDITED AND REPUBLISHED AS OF 8/9/18

Beca and Chloe in different scenarios as one-shots. Most will be K or T, some may be M but will say at the start of the chapter. So far, includes, Sick, Playful smiles Innocent kisses, Don't go Never leave, Induce Me, The First Party and It's Okay!

Just somewhere to collect my smaller stories, most of which are prompts from tumblr. Starting with the Beca vs Chloe rap battle that nobody ever wanted.

Unable to handle her parents' fighting, Beca sneaks to her best friend, Jesse's, house in the middle of the night when it gets to be too much.

Nobody expected Beca and Emily's demo to get the attention that it did. When Emily gets offered a recording deal, she has one demand – that Beca be involved in every aspect of it. Will their relationship develop into something more than just professional?

"Beca you make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel" Aubrey whispered. Beca is sent to the Westmore Institute meant to cure gay teens of their homosexuality. Yet, she is persistent that she can't be cured of who she is. But what happens when she begins to fall in love with her roommate, Aubrey, who is dedicated to making a full recovery? Mitchsen with mentions of bechloe.

Sequel to Something Worth Living For. As Beca and Chloe live on with they relationship, they learn some things in life don't come easy and that a relationship isn't always rainbows and butterflies. Rated M.

Fat Amy and Emily read through Beca's conversation with Chloe. Emily immediately regrets it. Now a G!P Beca story.

They have an old beat up Thunderbird convertible, twelve thousand dollars between them, and no destination in mind. This could very much be the worst decision both of them have ever made. (Bechloe road trip au)

Hermione, now a successful writer, has lost everyone she cares about, both willingly and unwillingly. Living in the muggle world, Hermione believes herself to be safe from ghost of her past, but everything changes when Draco Malfoy shows up on her doorstep. Can old enemies put their past behind them and start anew? Or will their anger destroy the neighborhood along with each other?

Prompted drabbles that are too short to stand alone. Prompts enclosed with each chapter.

Chloe is sad Beca can't make it for Christmas. At least that's what she thinks.

Beca has an epiphany during a trip with the bellas.

From age 5-50 of Beca Mitchell. Enjoy! *I do not own any of pitch-perfect*

"you know, one of my biggest regrets is not doing enough experimenting in college." "you're so weird." Experimenting— that's all it was. Right?

The Bellas and DSM get propositioned for a champion tour after Worlds. Cue hot romance between Beca and Kommissar. I'm gonna start this one out kinda slow and let it build on its own. Also haven't decided if it'll be g!p or not, but it probably will be. I'm terrible at summaries, but my stories are usually way better. Reviews and likes are appreciated!

When Eleanor admits she doesn't remember being a good person, Tahani is certain that throwing a garden party will set everything right. Set during the reboot where Tahani is introduced as Eleanor's soulmate.

Sequel to: I Love LA. Beca and Chloe have had a rollercoaster ride of a relationship that doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. A year into their marriage with the brand new arrival of baby Xander, how will the full on family life treat the couple?

G!P Bechloe oneshots. Currently taking prompts. (Beca or Chloe G!P. Warning: These oneshots are mostly smut.)

A collection of snap-shots peering into the lives of none other than Beca Mitchel and Aubrey Posen as they figure out the in's and out's of their relationship. Some chapters will be AU!

Beca is a small, adorable, nervous creature. And Chloe loves her for it just the same.

Chloe takes Beca home to spend Christmas with the Beale family. How will each girl handle spending a week with the best friend they're secretly in love with?

After a frustrating start in LA, Beca produces an album with her fellow Bellas - and though nobody expects much, a surprise celeb endorsement turns them into overnight pop stars. Meanwhile, Chloe and Beca have begun a friends-with-benefits arrangement and aren't prepared for how complicated it'll be or for how much industry pressure they'll face to keep it secret. Canon, post-PP2.

It was Beca's weekly lazy Thursday and she planned to spend it doing nothing, just how she liked it. But a discovery in the kitchen leads her to recruit her best friend as they take on the biggest challenge they can as two acapella team captains: a mysterious baby left in their kitchen.

Beca always left assignments to the last 3am minute. Luckily this time she had Chloe to keep her company.

Beca only had one goal for seventh year, become Quidditch captain. If only she had known how distracted she would be thanks to a certain blonde Veela. Mitchsen Harry Potter AU in which Aubrey is a Veela and Beca is her mate.

Luisa aka Kommissar is named the next Empress of the German Empire (Modern day slightly AU) She has one year before she must take over and in that time she has to find a consort to stand by her side. G!P Kommissar.

She's not sure how she got here, or why she's here, but she gets out anyway, staring up at the sign in the parking lot. 'West Los Angeles Animal Shelter'. Or that one where Beca adopts a dog and Chloe works as a vet and Beca keeps coming in for the simplest of things and questions but she just worries too easily and maybe she just want a reason to come and see Chloe AU

Chloe's heart pounded in her chest as she sprinted, her legs carrying her as fast as they could across the nearly empty campus. And yet it wasn't fast enough, every second feeling like minutes flying by. 'Please, please don't let it be to late.'

Beca and Jesse's marriage has been at breaking point for quite some time. Finally they call it quits and file for a divorce, receiving split custody over their 4 kids. When Beca comes across an old girlfriend she had before she dated her ex-husband, could this spark the relationship up again? AU, Bechloe Endgame.

GP!Beca. Chloe invites Beca over to go swimming. Bechloe. No longer a on-shot. This is where I'll post all my one-shots from now on so leave prompts for what you want to see.

Beca Mitchell and wife, Chloe Mitchell live an amazing life together, but with a simple idea that comes to mind, they decide to spice it up and start their very own couples, YouTube channel. A collection of oneshots involving our favorite duo as youtubers, participating in all the crazy stuff you watch online. Pure fluff to give you diabetes, Bechloe!Family Bechloe!Parents.

Beca Mitchell has been hiding her scars made by the abuse of her violent dad Warren, who is also the owner of an impeccable facade. Her new bubbly friend, Chloe, suspects Beca has more to her than her amazing mixes and jokes- and she is desperate to find out what's behind the brunette' s cold walls; but the small DJ is too scared to let anyone in...

High School Junior and Track Star, Beca Mitchell, gets thrown for a loop when her father gets a new job at Barden High School. She's forced to leave her current high school and join Barden just as her Junior year is starting. What could possibly go wrong? Or, after meeting a certain redhead, possibly go right? (Bechloe High School AU)

Collection of Dramione-centric drabbles (100-500 words). Various timelines. Contains fluff, humour, angst and romance. Rated T to be safe.

From a prompt from Thelonewolf06 - Beca is one of the Bellas legal guardians and comes to visit them at college where she meets Chloe. There is more to the prompt but I don't want to give the whole story away.

Chloe's plan to convince Beca that they should have a baby.

Beca Mitchell has worked at Barden Paper Company for nearly three years, all the while harboring a crush on her best friend Chloe Beale. Now a documentary crew has come to Scranton to film the lives of the workers and it's somehow managed to bring out the craziest in everyone there and even sparked a few simmering feuds. (Bechloe/ The Office AU)

The Bellas spend a week in Vegas celebrating their victory in the ICCA. After a night that neither Aubrey nor Beca can remember, they find that they not only slept together but they are married. What will happen to them after they encounter a few surprises along the way that keep them together when they want to be apart? AU Mitchsen.

Sequel to: Age Is Just a Number. 6 years have passed since Beca and Chloe had to say goodbye on that dreaded day at the airport. Things are different now. Very different. Beca managed to achieve her dream and become successful. One question though: Did she get her girl back?

Yay for creative titles! A few of the founding fathers are forced to watch Hamilton. Stuff goes down. Not-so-French fries are eaten.

You can't help what the heart wants, and unfortunately Hermione's just couldn't want Ronald Weasley. However will an opportunity to escape back to Hogwarts help her find exactly what she's looking for from the most unlikely of sources... Slightly AU in that Snape is alive after the War. Will eventually be SSxHG.

"You guys aren't together. Therefore, you are allowed to totally crush on hotty coffee over there." She said gesturing to Elsa. (Elsa's a girl working at a Disney themed Cafe shop. Anna's the girl who's had a crush on her for awhile. Rapunzel and Kristoff are the ones who make things a little harder than they should be. Humor, swearing and Elsanna.)

It all began with being tired. Not a, sleepy-student-who-stays-out-all-night tired either, more of a 'all-I've-done-is-go-to-one-lecture-and-I-needed-a-3-hour-nap" kind of tired. Beca was always tired these days. It all began with being tired. But how did it end up here? (reposted hopefully without the code!)

Chloe Beale was her dream... but their life together ended like nighmare. Too proud and stubborn, there was no repairing the damage done to their family. All Beca Mitchell formerly Beale had now was a reminder Chloe left growing inside her. G!P Chloe. Rated T so far and no smut or fluff (cause I'm bad at it).

Ever fallen in love with someone even if it is forbidden? Beca fell into that trap called forbidden love but she knows that her and her teacher...Chloe Beale are destined for each other. Along with Stacie who is deeply in love with Aubrey, the music teacher. What will the two brunettes do to solve this? Steca and Chaubrey at first then BeChloe and Staubrey

Chloe wasn't entirely sure how she had expected Beca to react as the began the journey to add to their family but she's quite sure this wasn't it. In which Chloe is pregnant and Beca is hella sweet about it. A series of drabble-ish one shots of Bechloe and their journey to motherhood.

The Bellas are preparing to reclaim their title at the World Championship, but first they need to see their competition. Before they get there, Chloe reveals a bit of a secret to both her girlfriend, Beca Mitchell, and the rest of the Bellas. (Bechloe/Past Chlommissar) [Credit to bechloe88 on Tumblr for her amazing AU GIFs that gave me this idea]

Aubrey's stuck at the airport on Christmas Eve. Beca braves a freak snowstorm to pick her up. Nothing goes to plan.

Jealousy, booze, romance and sex are basically what sums up high school but rumors? Yeah, those are inevitable no matter where you go. When Beca and Stacie move to Atlanta for their senior year, will they be able to escape the words spreading around the school by their peers or, have to give into the rumors just to survive the Hell hole? (High School AU) (Steca for a little...)

Sendrick fic I couldn't get out of my head. Always apologizing in advance if it sucks. Just a short multi. Anna Kendrick/Brittany Snow. Love those two so much. Set after PP filming. I suck at summaries but oh well. Rated M for language and later chapters.

Beca, 16, has been in and out of foster homes half her life. This next one will be her last chance to get back on the right track before being cast out of the system. Chloe, 16, is very popular in school and not very happy with her parents decision to register as foster parents. AU

"It all started with the puppy I found on my doorstep. Then old college classmates and a redheaded woman that won't leave me alone. When did my life get so complicated?" I'm not good with summaries so I'll just let you guys read it yourselves. This is my first Pitch Perfect story so hopefully it won't suck. Rated T for language. Rating may change in later chapters.

When Aubrey decided to rescue that poor little puppy from a night on the streets she did not expect to be woken up by a very excited, very naked brunette licking her face. In which Beca is a puppy turned human and Aubrey is the reluctant owner. Mitchsen crack.

They weren't hiding their relationship. Not really, anyway. Chloe and Beca think they're being sneaky...

Beca Mitchell doesn't have many friends, people in school hate her, teachers despise her attitude, which always seem to get her in trouble. That is until she finds herself wanting to get into one specific teacher's good side. Bechloe

It was then that he caught sight of the pin on her robes, and he sneered at it tauntingly, "What's the matter Granger? Worried that if you didn't keep your initials on your robes you'd forget who you were? I didn't realise you were so dimwitted." "It's not meant to be my initials you insufferable prat, I'm Head Girl."

Chloe Beale moved her entire life across the country for her dream job at Barden Academy. Beca Mitchell is just trying to survive senior year and get to LA. What starts off as a stupid dare could ruin everything, or be the best thing that ever happened to them.

Beca's heading into her senior year of high school, pining to get herself to LA instead. She meets a redhead the night before school starts and they find out that they have a lot in common with each other. Little did Beca know that the next morning she'd discover that this redhead would be her new English teacher. Someone has it hot for the teacher. Bechloe High School AU.

Dramione. When Ron leaves a pregnant Hermione a month before their wedding, how will she cope? And how does a certain Malfoy boy come into all of this? Post Hogwarts! (Continuation of a story I started when I was 13, chapters will inevitably become better as the story progresses as I was only a baby when I started)

Chloe receives a random text message from a stranger, and they couldn't stop texting each other ever since. What started out as a weird friendship, could it eventually lead into something more?

After the war, Hermione decides to dance again. Draco, a widower, has a young daughter. The only dance studio around is a Muggle one, owned by the one and only Granger, but no matter what, Draco wants his daughter to take ballet like she wishes. Even if it means he's unhappy. A story unlike any other, that deals with love, life and the world of dance. Rated M for future chapters.

There really is no denying that Beca Mitchell is a short woman.

Chloe was awakened by the sound of her phone ringing. "What could someone possibly want at 2:37am?" She thought to herself before answering. A weak voice came from the other end. "Chloe?" "Beca? Beca are you okay?" "No"

Sequel to Hold on to Sixteen. Now that little Isaac has entered the world, Emily must learn the ropes of motherhood from her very own mothers. Beca and Chloe begin to relive old memories of when Emily was a baby as they help their own daughter do what they are still doing now. Raising a child.

This is an AU based on the gifset series by captainpeachperfect

AKA the Friends AU my friend asked for. (One-shot!)

16 year old Emily had her whole life ahead of her, that of course was all turned turned upside down after she said something that led to one big mistake. How will her parents (Beca and Chloe) help her during her unplanned teen pregnancy? - Emji, Bechloe and Jaubrey.

It's a new year at Barden High where a new teacher has been welcomed to save the drama department. Chloe, the drama teacher and Beca, the music teacher. What will happen when Chloe presents an idea to merge the two subjects together in order to save drama? (Teacher AU. Mind the awful summary. Enjoy.)

What happens when the most unknown girl in school pays the most popular to be friends with her? Are emotions genuine when money is involved? Follow Beca and Chloe through the hallways of high school and something that starts off as a simple transaction to see what it's like to be popular transpires into something worth more than either can afford.

Fun stories based on Tumblr prompts courtesy of alwaysbellamyblake Ratings may vary. M to be safe. Bechloe.

Beca is a successful music producer and DJ, that gave birth at a young age. Chloe is a language teacher about to get married. How could two different worlds mixup? Bechloe Love Child AU, Emily with pre-teen issues.

Just a place for me to put my Bechloe one shots and song fics! Rating is T unless posted otherwise! Cover art by tumblr user acawiedersehen. Chapter 15 - Hands to Myself

Forced Together by a marriage law, neither of them thought they'd ever be happy again, especially not with each other. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter. DISCONTINUED but rewritten under the name THE MARRIAGE DECREE. Find it on my profile.

Bechloe in different scenarios as they settle into life together. This is a series of oneshots of shameless Bechloe fluff. Continuations,outtakes and prompts I received from my other fics Caught & No Electricity involving our favorite couple. CHAPTER 27 (M RATED): Ice Skating or Beca Mitchell and Chloe Beale Celebrate Their First Christmas Together Part 2

CH 9 is here! "...no BLOODY magic!" Hogwarts is hosting a contest for it's students. A contest without magic. But who's prepared for such a thing? You know what they say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A little humor, a little drama, a lot of detail.

"You know, you're not that bad Granger. What a shame that you don't let the others see you as you really are..." "Oh, shut up Malfoy! And don't you dare repeat anything you saw or heard, do you understand? If you let slip a word out of your filthy mouth I'll..." "You'll what Granger? You'll what?", said Draco, a playful grin on his face.

Fic one shot idea from /kendricksnerd on Tumblr a one shot in which somehow chloe and beca (not dating) have this routine of cuddling every night just talking about their days and one day chloe puts her hand under beca's shirt because "her hands are cold" and beca is confused but doesn't really stop her either so it just becomes their thing until one day it's more. F/F

A collection of Bechloe minifics/one shots. Individual summaries in each chapter. Prompts welcome!

Beca Badass Mitchell never gets sick... Never... After all, she is a BADASS, a badass who never gets sick... Little fluffy, established Bechloe. Rated T for some strong language.

What you didn't see in "My Little Badass," previously known as "My Little Outtakes." The deleted scenes of Bechloe. Staubrey. Toddler!Beca and Baby!Emily. The Mitchsen rivalry. Everything you wish you could read in the original story. Here. Deleted Scene Number Seven: The Time Beca and Chloe Took Care of Baby Emily Part I.

bechloe & staubrey, teacher/student au, steca brotp, wolf-shifters. "Beca couldn't quite describe the feeling; sort of like every cell in her body exploded at once, carefully reconstructed its entire being, then arranged itself so that they all rested in exactly the right places, exactly where they were supposed to be."

Beca and Chloe likes to think they're hiding their secret relationship well. But that's not the case. Between lingering stares, lustful looks and awkward encounters. All the Bellas are beginning to notice something happening between the two and thinks they know what's going on. Bechloe.

Sequel to 'It's All About Finding Yourself'. With high school graduation just around the corner you can guarantee there will be tears, laughs and lots of love. For Chloe and Beca though, their relationship is about to take a huge turn as Chloe plans to go to college in New York whilst Beca wants to live in LA. After spending everyday with each other for two years, will they manage?

Sequel (of sorts) to 'What If': After Beca's accident and journey with the surprisingly snarky but kind Death, the DJ finally wakes up from her coma. Chloe, along with the rest of the Bellas, help Beca deal with the ups, downs, and struggles of the recovery process as the pair soon face Worlds, their newly established relationship, and what lies ahead.

Beca, 19, a freshman is new at Barden University and meets her new roommate Chloe, 21, also a freshman. They click instantly and become fast friends. But what is Chloe hiding? Why is she crying so often when she thinks nobody's noticing? What did she do for two years before going to college? AU

Beca's no Scrooge, she doesn't hate Christmas.

Summary: Anna and Brittany have just started living together. Will they make their relationship work in between their busy lives? Characters: Anna Kendrick / Brittany Snow - Sendrick

Short fics. All of them Bechloe, some fluff, some smut. PLEASE: send in your prompts on Tumblr so I can add them to the list. Won't be able to keep track of it otherwise ;) Tumblr lifeisbechloe

Beca and Chloe moving in to a new apartment together. The apartment is divided when a petty argument turns into a battle of will-power and self-restraint. [Established Bechloe] [Rated T for now, just to be safe]

Beca Mitchell is different. Going to a new High School is hard enough, but what happens when she's befriended by a red-headed beauty? Discoveries are made. AU Bechloe High School. G!P Beca! Rated T to start, M for later chapters. R&R

AU Beca and Chloe had two beautiful kids and a beautiful life together. It wasn't perfect, but at the same time it was. [Bechloe, small side of Staubrey, lovechild!Emily, heavy OC storylines.]

Yet another compilation of prompts or one shot stories. Length and ratings may vary.

Bechloe OneShots based off of prompts, mostly fluff.

Bechloe high school au based off of the music video of "You Belong with me" by Taylor swift. Basically, Beca moves to Barden to live with her dad and ends up with a window directly across from one of the popular, likeable girls in the school, Chloe Beale. Some minor Staubrey in later chapters probably.

Mini-fic AU series that starts when Beca and Chloe are kids and moves forward. Little short ficlets based on the song Safe Place to Land by Christian Burghardt. Cover art by tumblr user acawiedersehen. Chapter 9 - The Announcement

Triple Treble High School AU Attention: May not meet your morals. In this story, Beca is sixteen and a new student at North Atlanta High School. Mrs Beale is her English teacher and the school's cheer coach, Mrs Posen is her geography teacher.

"I was trying to find something to levitate to show Beca, but I may have done the wrong spell. Bree, I changed my girlfriend into a three year old." Chloe now must take care of her three year old girlfriend until she is able to change her back. How much trouble can the small girl get into? And, oh yeah, it's a three year old half-vampire. Supernatural!AU

It starts with a phone call from Chloe's mother at 7:30am and only escalates from there. Otherwise known as the fake-dating au that nobody asked for...

Beca Mitchell, a successful DJ is many things. Is she someone who'd willingly go to Disneyland? Absolutely not. Chloe Beale, a passionate Disney Princess face character, loves kids and singing and making people happy when they see her. She sees Beca, who looks positively grumpy, which makes Chloe take it as her own personal mission to turn that frown upside down.

Beca Mitchell is on the top 5 most wanted criminals worldwide. Reason? She's a cannibal. She seduces her victims and kills them. No one has survived. Except one. Chloe Beale. Bechloe AU.

Severus Snape did not like children. They're loud, annoying & needy. Excluding his genetic angels. They are the exceptions. Follow Severus & Hermione as they teach their children important life lessons & have difficult conversations to explain the ways of the world. But bullies & the new minister aren't the only thing bothering Severus. Old wounds open with ease.

The Bellas go laser tagging, what more do you want from me. [One shot]

Who the hell wears compression tights to a Bella's practice? Chloe Beale, that's who.

PP2 (sometime before the retreat) but deviates from the story: After living through the worst day of her life, Beca meets an accident and comes face to face with Death. As she ponders on whether or not she still wants to wake up from her coma, she asks herself, what if she never joined the Bellas? If she never existed? If she died? Death takes her on a journey to find out.

A re-write of some of the Bellas' experiences at Worlds and some other adventures. Will eventually end with BeChloe. Reviews are like the two dorks I'm writing about: awesome.

"I wonder how many there are." Chloe says, pointing up with her finger. She starts to count, moving her finger every time she does, and Beca smiles as she watches her. It's impossible to count every star in the sky, but obviously Chloe tries. It's such a Chloe thing to do. (high school au one-shot)

Beca is alone at her girlfriends apartment; what happens when a distraught Aubrey comes knocking and Chloe is unavailable? Well, they go out and take revenge of course :) ONE SHOT

A series of cute and angsty oneshots/short stories revolving around a certain brunette and redhead. Based on prompts, suggestions and my own imagination. Enjoy!

The one where Chloe can't sleep because Beca snores and she finally takes her revenge. Inspired by a video I saw on tumblr that literally made me laugh out loud. Check out the video I linked below and say Hi to me on tumblr! Link to video: bellas4life15 . tumblr . com/post/126180962071/

Beca is absolutely terrified of thunderstorms and when one hits she refuses to leave chloes lap until it's over. (Prompt from an anon on Tumblr. My Tumblr is @bechloepitchperfection)

Beca has ADHD, and can't focus during Bella's rehearsal, Chloe helps her out. (This was a prompt from @22-bechloe-street on Tumblr. My Tumblr is @bechloepitchperfection)

AU. Bechloe. Beca is a failing guardian for her 10 year old brother who can't seem to stay in school. Can Chloe, the music teacher at the exclusive Barden Elementary, be the one person to fix this broken family? Trigger Warnings on some chapters.

Beca goes to Barden and joins the Barden Bellas, a competitive dance group, and falls in love with one bubbly Chloe Beale, but she knows she can't be with her. The problem? Chloe is her teacher. Rating may change.

Beca Mitchell goes about her life. She's being eaten alive by her anxiety and just wants a change. And that change is the new girl, Chloe Beale. High School AU

A series of prompts sent to me from Tumblr, AO3, and on . Ch.4: Beca moves to LA, and one day she watches her new neighbors outside in the pool. A goofy red head catches her eye. Well... That's not creepy...

Chloe suggests that the Bellas go on a trip to Las Vegas and L.A for the Bellas to bond, which leads to some interesting events taking place which really lets certain people come closer and a certain someone realises that their feelings might be more than what was anticipated before. Bechloe. Contains smut.

Beca's not sure what to expect when Chloe asks her to go on a week and a half camping trip across California. "Maybe it was because of the slightly mischievous look in Chloe's eyes, that had the slightest indication that something was going to happen that Beca would either regret or love for the rest of her life." Bechloe. (Ratings may change)

What if Beca butt-dialed Chloe, and Chloe overhears Beca doing something embarrassing, leaving Beca having to explain her actions.

All Chloe ever has to do is look at Beca and the younger woman obliges her every whim and desire. Beca's not really sure how it even happens, but she often finds herself regaling Chloe with stories about the ink on her body.

Beca refuses to acknowledge the fact that even though it's only been a few months since she graduated and left Barden, she misses her friends like crazy. Thank god Chloe knows her as well as she does, right? (Or the one where Chloe hastily agrees to housing the now-graduated Bellas for a weekend in her and Beca's shared apartment, forgetting how wild they tend to be when together)

Set after PP2 graduation: The Bellas go out and sing karaoke to celebrate, causing a certain redhead to not-so-subtly hint that she's into a small brunette. Will Beca be able to sort out her feelings for Chloe?

Beca struggles with school as it is so being forced into the High School's show choir by her Spanish teacher, claiming that it would earn her enough extra credit to pass his class was the last thing on her mind. After they perform at homecoming assembly, a certain redhead joins and her and Beca easily become friends until Beca begins to question her sexuality.

Requested Tumblr Prompt: Emily gets drunk. Things get weird.

Requested Tumblr Prompt: The Bellas go to a water park. Emily is fangirling, and Cynthia Rose is annoyed.

Beca and Chloe decide to adopt a dog.

Beca is banished to the corner of a Bellas rehearsal, and Chloe tries to convince Beca that she's not all tough. Bechloe, fluff. One-shot.

Beca and her daughter are out walking the dogs in the park. When Beca gets asked about the topic love, she is forced to tell her daughter a story that didn't have a happy ending.

Chloe Beale is a famous singer who doesn't like to do charity work personally, she doesn't like giving money or food to homeless people. Her world changes when her best friend Aubrey Posen convinces her to start doing more charity and then she meets a beautiful homeless girl and she's determined to find out her story. Rated M.

Takes place a few months before Pitch Perfect 2. Around Christmas time, specifically. Beca and Chloe have gotten closer over the years and their friendship has never been better. But what happens when they're forced to kiss under the mistletoe and sparks fly? Will things end well? I suck at summaries. Just read it, it'll be good. Also, there's no Jeca. Because, no. Bechloe FTW.

Beca invites her girlfriend, Chloe, to move in with her. After unpacking all of her things, Chloe decides to shower before the two go out to lunch and ends up discovering one of Beca's weird habits. (A one-shot based on an interview between Anna and Brittany and an idea of my own. It's Bechloe with a Sendrick flair.)

Hermione has a dark past that she has kept a secret. Nobody knows, until Professor Snape finds her suffering a panic attack outside his classroom. Can he put her back together, or is she unable to be fixed? Post war AU, ***trigger warning for non-con***

Who played Fall Out Boy at three in the morning? She supposed her neighbor had a punk music fetish. Why else would they be blasting "Thnks for th Mmrs" at this hour? Hermione supposed she would have to lug herself out of bed and politely ask them to stop. An AU Dramione story. Both Draco and Hermione have been misled by others, but will they be able to trust each other?

Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.

Beca and Chloe moved in across the street from each other after graduating college. Chloe inadvertently started a Taylor Swift pun war, and Beca may have taken it a little too far, not that Chloe minded.

Beca invites Chloe to spend a summer with her in England with her Mom. On their first day, their relationship undergoes change. Bechloe one-shot.

Beca just moved in Barden, with her 4 years old son Ethan. New school, new friends, new life... Not that it really mattered to the DJ, her only priority was Ethan's happiness. But then, a cart crash changed it all. ON HIATUS.

It all started when the staunch, strait-laced Professor, Severus Snape went to breakfast with a hickey on his neck… -This is just a short 4 part story with a SS/HG pairing. Rated T for language and suggestive situations.

The Muggle school inspectorate Ofsted descends on Hogwarts, a calamity not quite on the scale of the Battle of Hogwarts but not far off it.

When I was little, my mother taught me about the Seven Deadly Sins. They were always just words to me, harmless words: envy, sloth, greed, pride, wrath, lust and gluttony. But then seventh year came, and everything changed. This is the story of how I, Hermione Granger, managed to commit every single one of the seven deadly sins. All thanks to Draco Malfoy. 7th year Dramione

She said, "If anyone asked me that i am in love with him, i will just lie..." "Than i will just have to make sure that you can't lie, Granger."

Hermione is forced to confront her issues regarding camping when her father requests a weekend away to celebrate his birthday. Luckily her husband Severus is there to assist. One Shot; SS/HG; AU; EWE?; Rated M

Companion piece to 16 minutes. When Minerva's quiet evening is disturbed by an otter Patronus, she is shocked to hear that the Patronus's voice clearly doesn't belong to Hermione.

After a long hiatus from date nights, Severus has the perfect evening planned for wooing his wife, but it would seem that his and Hermione's three offspring have their own agendas in mind. Written for the first SSHG Gift Fest on LiveJournal. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.

Granger family reunion fic. Been there done that. Hermione's fed up with her rich uncles, snobby aunts, and conceited cousins. But how will a family secret and a certain blonde manage to make this reunion the best and worst reunion yet? *In the process of editing the first chapter*

Due to Ron's incapability to stay faithful, Hermione becomes upset and decides to do something rash. With trusty time turner in hand, she goes on a blast to the past... Nineteen years in the past that is. Here she meets Lily Evans, James Potter, and the surprisingly pleasant young Severus Snape. Will he win her heart, just to have her break his when she returns to her own time?

When Hermione and Severus get stuck in a lift, they realise that the quickest way to get out is to send a Patronus. Or rather, it would have been the quickest way had either of them been willing to perform the charm... Oneshot, SSHG, AU

Hermione is making noodles as a special meal for the house-elves, but things go a bit awry. humor, goofiness, not a menage a trois, rated T for language

Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.

"Well, if you had bothered to read, you'd know that you have to start smaller. Transfiguring me into a lion would be ridiculously difficult for just starting off..." The light and fluffy tale of Hermione's time as a cat called Muffin in Slytherin.

Chloe is being introduced to Beca's movie loving best friend but maybe movies weren't the best ice breaker. Bechloe Cannon AU One-shot

After a three-week sabbatical, Beca has finally returned to her job as a paramedic, but is she really ready to go back to work? Her first patient of the day is a gorgeous redhead named Chloe. Has she finally found someone to confide in? Multi-chapter Bechloe AU. Rated T for language.

Sendrick one shot. Post Pitch-Perfect 1. T for language :P Brittany can never say no to the pint sized brunette, maybe with better consequences than she'd imagined..

Professor Hermione Snape and Headmaster Severus Snape discuss a Muggle Studies project during a staff meeting. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.

Because of an accident in Potions Hermione has found herself thrust into motherhood. She must barrel through all with the scrutiny of her friends. This is not a fic where Hermione becomes pregnant nor does her child appear from the future. Who is this person who she must take care of?

(first attempt at a) MITCHSEN AU Aubrey has never been one for relationships and infatuations, but there is just something about the mailwoman that she can't shake. Can she overcome her parent's constant scrutiny and finally allow herself to be truly happy? DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY PART OF PITCH PERFECT, YA KNOW? I'M JUST A FAN WITH AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.

AU. Snape lives, and he and Hermione are getting on one another's last nerve. An all-out pranking war ensues. Rated T for language for now, but may be changed to M for possible citrus in future chapters. Future SS/HG pairing. Don't like? Don't care!

Hermione is in her third year at university when she's tasked with taking a class with the impossible Professor Snape. Unfortunately, he's not only frustrating and infuriating but also unpredictable and strangely attractive. How will she survive the term, and how will Snape? Requested prompt. Muggle AU. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST AU" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!

It's the ten year reunion at Hogwarts but when it comes to Hermione, Ron realizes he's just a little to late.

Take an arrogant twit and a bossy know-it-all. Add nosy best friends, evil teachers and a lot of chocolate. Mix in an all-new chatroom service in an ancient school of magic and you've got the perfect recipe for true love - or everlasting hatred.

They say that War changes people, that's Hermione's case as she and the gang enter another year at Hogwarts. How will she cope as she's forced into faux marriage and parenthood, better yet - how will she cope with Malfoy in-laws and Snape as a birthing coach? This story is hilarity you wont get anywhere else and my spin on the HP parent class cliche. T for language, alcohol, ect.

Severus finds the trivial gossiping of his colleagues quite amusing to listen to ... That is, until he hears something that isn't trivial at all. Oneshot, SSHG, AU.

Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Cho, Dumbledore, and Snape as they watch the hilarious A Very Potter Musical. Warning: OOC. Rated T for mild cursing. GWxHP DMxHG

'I could tell you his favorite color's green, He loves to argue, born on the seventeenth, His mother's beautiful, he has his father's eyes. And if you asked me if I love him, I'd lie.' Hermione Granger, is a junior at high school, with her unlikely best friend Draco Malfoy. The player with the smartest girl in Hogwarts High . AU :)

Hermione and Severus agree to take James, Albus, and Lily to London Zoo for the day.

Hermione accidentally turns Malfoy into a tiger and has to deal with the consequences. AU 6th Year Dramione Oneshot

"It was a huge, huge, mistake. It was a mistake that I will never forget. I could nearly feel my heart jump out of my chest, as I looked at my left side with Beca soaking in blood. Her forehead had a huge bruise; it was almost green and purple. But everything else on her was just blood." Chloe's POV. O/S.

The day before Hermione's 16th birthday, her real family comes to collect her. She is going to come into a rare inheritance not many people know of, called Potestatem. Twin sister to Blaise and best friends with Draco? What are some of the side-effects due to her inheritance? How will life change now? And what's up with this new class at Hogwarts?

Draco just got served...a sentence that requires him to live like a Muggle for four months. Not only that, but he has to live with Hermoine Granger too. Can we say PANIC? a funny Dramoine fanfic. At least 5 chapters. T for sassy narrator and lots of cursing.

It is 5 years since Draco has left Hogwarts, 5 years since Voldemort was defeated. He is in Diagon Alley with his 4 year old son, What happens when he bumps into the golden trio? Cute/Twist/Love/Heartbreak/Friendships lost. Give it a shot, you never know! Rubbish at summaries R&R please

A collection of Dramione one-shots! Rated T because I'm paranoid!

Beca, Chloe and Jesse as 5 year old kids celebrating New Year. They meet a new girl, Aubrey Posen. Things conflict between Beca and Aubrey but as the clock hits twelve a.m, something happens. [Romance/Fluff]

When Beca's dragged to an amusement park in Florida, she spots the most beautiful girl she's ever seen. She seats herself next to the girl in an effort to impress her. Maybe, just maybe, Beca can get the redhead's number before she dies of fright. Cheesiness ensues... (AU, Bechloe, One-Shot: Warning, Beca's never given a chance to be badass in this fic, Minor Fat Amy.)

Anna and Brittany messing around on the set of Pitch Perfect 2. One-shot Sendrick.

Not on Draco's life will anyone harm a hair on his wife's head.

A series of unsystematic fluffy drabbles for Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Many more to come.

"Hey, Granger, I found one that looks like weasel." He laughed, holding up a flobberworm with a red head in front of her face.

What happens when an common arguement grows into something completely uncommon? Rated T to be sure. Hopefully at least a bit amusing. Dramione!

Draco and Hermione return with their twins Orion and Carina to England, after stating in Australia for five years. OOC.

In which Hermione is protective and Severus is annoyed. I don't own HP. Please review! :)

Remember children, drink responsibly and keep in mind that snogging and/or seducing your sister under the influence of alcohol will have consequences that may not always desirable. Elsanna

Post-Hogwarts. Draco, now leaving in the muggle world, meets a drunk Hermione.

Harry and Ginny Potter leave their godson under Draco and Hermione's care for one night. The two have absolutely no idea how to handle a child, much less a crying one at that. A story on a bawling baby, a disgruntled Draco and Draco realizing what he wants more than anything in life.

this is a love story about draco and hermione, obviously, hermione and draco are pared up in a project and have to live with each other for a month! is hermione falling for draco? is draco head over heals for hermione? well of course! it is a dramione

Synopsis: A one-shot. Sort of based of an episode from the TV show "Friends," Beca has a crush on the pizza delivery girl, but is terrible at flirting. So in an attempt to make a point to her roommate Jesse and prove that she can indeed flirt, Beca decides to order a pizza and hey, if at first you don't succeed, you can always order another, right? Pairing: Bechloe.

Bechloe and Staubrey! Jesse bashing. Sorry! Ta da!

What happens when Beca develops a nasty cold and Chloe now has to deal with a girlfriend who sucks at being sick? She has to learn to deal with it... Not really romance as Bechloe are already together and there's no romance. But there is love... Pairings: Beca/Chloe with a touch of Aubrey/Jesse. Fat Amy shows up, too... AU Bechloe

A one shot requested by an Anonymous. Beca gets addicted to Flappy Bird and starts to ignore Chloe.

It's been 20 years since the war and each Christmas since, Severus has received a bottle of fine Scotch. He suspected Minerva after the first two years, but she denied sending it to him. Just who has been behind the gift all these years? Written for Worrywart for The Maple Bookshelf Christmas exchange. Severus' POV. AU, character death.

This is a series of short scenes leading up to christmas. Our favourite potions master does not like Christmas. Hermione, well, of course she does, and she intends to reel him in. Severus is snarky, Hermione cheeky. All Snape's POV, and a lot of funnies interlaced with a bit of serious conflict.

Hermione is back at Hogwarts to finish out her seventh year. But a dramatic change in events brings Draco Malfoy into the mix. With a little help they fall head over heals in love...but what happens when an unexpected child is thrown in? THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED

Written for carley9 for the 2013 SSHG Newbie Fest on Livejournal- The first time Severus meets Hermione's extended family... at a holiday party, no less.

Pure Bechloe fluff! One-Shot.

New apartment. New neighbors. Beca had expected a certain amount of strangeness to go along with it. But she really hadn't expected Chloe Beale; or her tendency to set her kitchen on fire all the time. (AU)

Chloe Beale and Beca Mitchell are a famous couple on Youtube. What are they famous for? Pranking the hell out of each other. So are you #teamchloe or #teambeca?

We find out a bit more about what's going to happen in Pitch Perfect 2 and some of the stars are a little bit too excited about it (Sendrick)

Sometimes when you first lay eyes on a person, you have an instant connection. Follows Anna and Brittany's relationship from the day they meet when making Pitch Perfect. Rated M for sexual scenes and language. Disclaimer: I don't claim for any events in this story to have actually happened between the pair.

Draco is persuaded to take his children trick-or-treating. Of course things don't run as smoothly as he expected.

For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!

When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.

Brittany and Anna's relationship throughout the filming of Pitch Perfect and beyond. (SENDRICK)

just a little morning bechloe thing because why the fluff not?

Hermione Granger is a successful Deputy Minister for Magic in her mid 20's with a 5 year old daughter and no Husband when a chance meeting in St. Mungo's turns her life upside down. Rated T just in case for language in future chaps.

Anna is sugar (SENDRICK ONE SHOT)

Chloe hates it when Beca comes home drunk. Drabble.

Draco has a daughter. Pansy is the mother. Or more like WAS. She's passed away and the responsibility of taking care of the baby is left for Draco. Having no idea how to handle a baby good fortune smiles upon him, in the form of Hermione Granger.

After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.

Chloe comes home to find Beca doing something surprising to say the least. Fluff and sillyness to ensure.

Oh the professors are going to have some fun this year! The students of Hogwarts are obligated to complete the Future Project, this means they will be paired off, given jobs and fake children... But the 'hilarious' teachers at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry thought they'd mix things up a bit and pair a few people off with their worst enemies! DMHG LLBZ HPGW RWPP GGPP

A night out with Draco Malfoy leads to unfortunate circumstances.

Severus and Hermione have been enjoying daily battle of wits for the past year but their antics have enticed Albus to interfere in an effort to have the two stubborn professors admit their true feelings for one another. Will his plan work or will they be pushed further apart than they were before? AU, OOC, Fluffy. Mature readers only please - rated M for a reason.

Scorpius gets a new playmate. Hermione gets in on the fun. A few bad words, some suggestiveness. Story has changed to include some angst. Nothing too terrible otherwise.

Beca tries to explain to Chloe that her sandwiches are the best, but the red head isn't buying it. Pure Bechloe fluff.

My contribution to Bechloe Week.

is Beca embarrassed of Chloe? angsty fluff.

Beca was sleep talking which Chloe finds very amusing and adorable. (Bechloe)

Beca. Chloe. Flirting in a Starbucks. What else could you possibly want? Set in New York because of reasons.

with the help of the weasley twins Hermione sets out to prank, Injure and/ or kill Draco Malfoy but some of her plans fail and unexpected feelings are revealed. Set in fifth year.

Beca and Chloe meet Aubrey and her new boyfriend for dinner. Super-extra fluffy with pepperoni. T for language.

Chloe tries to convince Beca to get a flu shot, but Beca isn't having any of it. Super fluffy. Based on a prompt from Imagineyourotp. Enjoy!

Chloe is appalled by Grand Theft Auto, so Beca tries to teach her something easier. One-shot. Tumblr prompt.

Chloe makes a high-stakes ultimatum with Beca when Aubrey spends the night. One-shot. Prompt from Tumblr.

Tumblr prompt: Beca and Chloe have been secretly dating, then they both find out that they have mono. They try to explain why they're the only two with mono without giving their secret away.

In the midst of decorating a room for the daughter they're expecting, Chloe learns that Beca is *very* particular about the way the baby's room is arranged. Based on a prompt from imagineyourotp. Extremely fluffy Bechloe oneshot. Enjoy!

Beca hates Aubrey's kitten, the thing is annoying and with it's claws just pure evil. Beca/Chloe

Chloe and Beca and the days leading up to when they move into a new house.

Tumblr prompt: Cliche: Beca and Chloe singing and dancing in the rain

Based on a Tumblr prompt: Chloe finds out that Beca actually enjoys baking when she walks in on Beca making Christmas cookies for the Bellas Short fluffy one-shot

One shot Bechloe- Bechloe fluff at a Bella's rehearsal leads to Chloe trying to have a serious talk about their future.

Beca won't admit it, but she's a huge fan of Christmas, so she plans a Secret Santa for her fellow Bellas.

The semi missing sence from Stepmonster's Thanksgiving, what happened at Chloe's mother's house. Beca/Chloe with some Aubrey/Jesse.

Beca is worried when Chloe seems to be down for a while. So after asking her what was wrong she sets in motion a plan to help her feel better, and make their first Christmas together perfect. Beca/Chloe.

Beca has heard about pregnancy myths. However, she never imagined it could be so critical.

Tumblr prompt 'Beca/Chloe Their first christmas together.'

Poem based loosely on "The Night Before Christmas." Draco and Hermione try to make peace. One-shot.

Hermione makes a bet with Ron and decides to "have a little fun" by driving the resident Potions Master insane. Pranks, tomfoolery and hijinks ensue. This story will be taken over by another author, will update when details have been finalized.

AU. Beca, an art student, is immediately smitten with the new nude model in her life drawing class. Despite her tendency to avoid contact with other people, she initiates a new friendship with Chloe, frightened by how quickly her feelings grow. Beca/Chloe.

You'd think that the most difficult part would be realizing that you liked a girl; but no, apparently for Chloe the most difficult part of this relationship was actually surviving it. I mean it was understandable to a point, Beca was clumsy… but this was just ridiculous. Beca/Chloe

After forcing her to don a themed costume, Chloe drags Beca along with her to Aubrey's Halloween party. Beca/Chloe

Chloe and Beca have been dating for two years, and Chloe can't seem to get Beca to commit to anything that would make their relationship serious. Until she convinces her to get a dog. Beca/Chloe

When Chloe injures herself during Bellas practice, Aubrey and Beca argue over whether or not she can endure the rest of practice. Beca, the ever protective girlfriend, insist that Chloe needs to ice her ankle. That's when everyone notices something funny about Beca. Chloe's got her totally whipped. Beca/Chloe.

One shot. Hermione wanted to talk. Severus had all the reasons to be nervous, because he knew what to expect when his young wife wanted to talk late at night. He knew just what to do. Or did he? A surprise awaits.

Severus and Hermione make a bet.

It was their last day at Hogwarts. No, not those last days where you know you will go back the next year. It's their 7th year and they decide to do something fun before they leave.

Hermione finds herself in the care of Severus Snape when she gets stuck in her animagus form. Meanwhile, Students go missing and are found acting strangely, Remaining Death Eaters and children of Death Eaters return to get revenge of Severus Snape!

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a little bored reading the same "J.K. Rowling owns the characters etc." This is the product of a sleepless night. It was better than counting sheep. I'm still working on my first two HP stories.

Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. Samuel McChord Crothers. Warnings: Anorexia and Bulimia

After a drunken one night stand, bushy-haired bookworm Hermione Granger finds out that she is pregnant to none other than Draco Malfoy. They begin their lives as teenage parents and learn to live together and maybe even eventually fall in love? R&R!

A game of truth or dare in the common room reveal more than a few secrets. Rating to be safe.

Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU

A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!

“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos

Almost finished! DMHr. A new course is added at Hogwarts. Will it bring them closer, or break them apart? Plus, a new teacher brings humor, and something else, to Snape's life.

My own little take on all of the cliché DHr ideas that I see floating around. DHr

An extremely random fic about what would happen if J.K. Rowling pulled an 'and then he woke up'for Harry Potter. No longer a oneshot.WARNING: Characters are SUPPOSED to be OOC. So be prepared for ultrahigh levels of funny stupdity.