A/N-I simply had too much fun writing this, so I had to continue.

Disclaimer- I own naught but the plot.

Warning- Very, very plot less.

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Neal awoke in Kel's rooms, only to find himself in vertigo. But once his head had slowed down enough, he stood up. Where was Kel?

Where was the chocolate ice cream?

He only remembered being bashed on the head, and then blacking out.

He rang for the maid.

"Do you….ow my head….have any chocolate ice cream?"

The maid gave him a curious look. Why were all of these knights asking for chocolate ice cream?

"Yes sir, we just got another shipment now!"

"Good. Give me all of it. And I mean all." The maid went to finish her assigned task.

In the following minutes, the maid came back….with a bucket full of chocolate ice cream.

He snatched it from her.

"Mine."

"Yes sir, yours."

She left Neal to enjoy his chocolate ice cream. But there was a problem. He didn't have a spoon. He tore through Kel's quarters, but to no avail. Maybe Kel still had it. She would probably be in the practice courts.

He went through the halls, giving evil looks to anyone who came to close to his chocolate ice cream.

When he arrived at the practice courts, he saw Kel cheering on one of the matches. He went over to her.

"Kel, would you maybe have a spoon? I tried-,"

"Is that chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes it is. You had yours. As I was saying, do you-,"

A glint appeared in her eyes.

"Mine."

He set the bucket down on the ground by the fence.

"Mine."

"Mine."

"Mine."

"Mine."

And after that had gone on for about five minutes, Dom, who had been listening, said,

"Why don't you just duel it out?"

"Excellent idea," Kel said. "Winner gets all."

"Agreed." They shook hands.

They decided on wooden long swords. During this, a crowd had gathered.

"Feeling scared?" Kel asked.

He didn't answer.

Kel came in with a series of chops while Neal was defending himself. She lunged, and Neal, who had thought she fell, lunged with her, only to find Kel standing back up. He growled and they continued.

During this, Dom eyed the bucket on the ground.

"Is that…chocolate ice cream?" he asked.

Raoul, the only one who heard, came over.

"I think your right."

"You know, it would be a shame if this melted," Dom commented. "Then no one would win."

They exchanged glances. Raoul grabbed the bucket, and they ran.

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Kel had beaten Neal numerous times, but he kept saying,

"Best two out of three," or "Best three out of five," and so and so forth.

"Why don't you just share it?" someone in the crowd called.

"Yes, why don't we. Queenscove?" Kel said. As long as she got some of the chocolate ice cream.

Neal, realizing he would never win, agreed.

He went over to the fence where he had put the bucket.

"Where is it?" he called.

No one answered, until a voice pitched in,

"I think I saw what's-his-name and the commander run away with some sort of a bucket!"

"They broke the rule." Kel mumbled.

"What rule?" Neal asked.

"Never mess with girls and their chocolate ice cream."

"Agreed. Wait, did you just call me a -,"

"Yes I did. And you agreed. Anyways, we have to get back our chocolate ice cream! Where did they go?"

Dom appeared at her shoulder.

"Where did who go?"

She jumped. "Where did you go?"

Dom smiled. "I'm right here."

"Did you take my chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes I did. It's gone now."

Poor Kel. She had to think over and over 'I am stone I am stone I am stone I am stone' so she would not cry.

But then, the maid, the one who had given both Kel and Neal their chocolate ice cream, came out.

"Just so you know, sirs and lady, that we still have vanilla ice cream."

Vanilla wasn't as good as chocolate ice cream, but it would still work.

"Where is it?" Kel asked, trying to appear as calm as usual.

"In the kitchens."

And with that, Kel, Neal, Dom, Raoul and half of the other spectators who had been listening ran to the kitchens.

They all wanted that ice cream.

But no one wanted it more than Kel.

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A/N- Soooooo pointless. I really fancy chocolate ice cream now, even though it's still morning. And I'm so proud at using the word 'vertigo'. It means like your world is all spinning and upside down. It's a cool word. I'm feeling very random today. Anyways, please review!