Wayne Scott's retirement is interrupted by the arrival of a Megamind from another dimension who fled to escape the villain that Wayne's double there had become. Honor-bound to heal the hurts of his other, Wayne finds himself a caretaker and guardian until the alternate of his little buddy recovers; which is easier said than done.

Story idea inspired by Ramendobe of tumblr. Metro City is overrun by zombies, quarantined, and abandoned by the authorities. Roxanne brings a group of survivors to Megamind's Evil Lair, the only safe place left. To get them in, she's willing to bargain. What she discovers will change her perception forever. Some chapters may be rated M, for disturbing imagery.

While looking in on those he knows will be effected by it while a snowstorm approaches, Metro Man discovers that it isn't only his own alien biology that is bizarre in comparison to humans. Maybe he should have thought it through a little more carefully before taking liberties with his x-ray vision.

Minion may not be as lost as he seems, but in the meantime, Megamind is struggling to pick up the threads of a life he's not sure he knows how to live and Roxanne is determined to help where she can.

An AU. Megamind initiates his most ambitious plan yet, Operation: Marriage Proposal, to win Roxanne's heart and steal her away from Metro Man. Story happens after events of "Night Club of Doom" and "Conflict of Interest," though it's not really necessary to read those in order to get this story.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

An AU. Roxanne is Metro City's official Damsel. But when she begins secretly dating Megamind, how will it affect her role? Now complete.

Deck the halls! Megamind is going to stay with Roxanne and her family for Christmas. There's only one problem: her family doesn't know who he is yet, and breaking the news is going to be difficult. Sequel to Hallows' Eve. Currently rated T, but that's going to change.

Roxanne finds out that her genius husband Megamind did a little bit more than just look into "the reset button".

After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.

After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.

When the infant in the golden pod crash lands on the underdeveloped planet known as Earth, it already has all its teeth. (horror with a happy ending; mostly gen, background megamind/roxanne) Don't copy to another site.

When Roxanne goes missing during some of the worst winter weather MetroCity has ever seen, everyone naturally blames the city's infamous blue alien. He's perfectly happy to take credit for the storm, but where is his victim just when he needs her most?

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

Minion is home, no matter where they are. Gravity is unreliable, stars die, planets crumble; the only sure thing is that Minion means home and that's really the only thing that matters in this life. One-shot. Not a happy fic. Rated T for mature themes.

Set pre-movie. Fifteen year old Megamind has had it with prison life, and decides to set out on his own. With Minion, of course. Though perhaps the middle of a Michigan winter was not the best time to run away, and now he must escape from the clutches of a powerful enemy. Now complete.

A mob is after Megamind, and it's up to Metro Man to save him.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Megamind thought he was prepared for Metro Man's downfall but when the city fights back it's up to Roxanne to save the idiots life. Now that she's imprisoned him with a promise to be the obedient dog he has no idea what to do with himself, that's until Roxanne shows him she's not as sane as he once thought and Metro City discovers they have more than one Villain to deal with.

She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo

premovie-AU. Everything is going wrong for Roxanne and she decides to find Megamind and enlist his help. She may have found more than she bargained for. But maybe, just maybe, she found everything that she needs.

Teen Megamind tale. Megamind remembers everything since infancy. Metro Man doesn't, but his ignorance is even greater than he realizes. Now complete.

When Megamind has a heated dispute with his other arch-rival Psycho Delic, only one thing can make him lose his cool: a threat to his favorite reporter. A one-shot, though the story continues in "Terms of Engagement."

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

A seedy night club has come up with a clever new act. Megamind is not amused. Now complete.

"I came to ask you something Captain," Alucard inquired smoothly. "I'll do my best to answer it then," Pip said. "I wanted to offer you…oh how do people put it now…" the vampire mumbled to himself for a moment, "sex with no strings attached?" Pip/Alucard, eventual AlucardxPipxSeras

An alternate take on Alucard's capture with a very unwilling vampire. Abraham and Alucard do not have the best of beginnings. Rated M for a limited noncon scene. Reviews are loved!

[NBC'S Dracula] It is with the greatest of ironies that Lucy accepts that all of her fantasies must start with Jonathan Harker. One-sided Lucy/Mina.

-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-

The Devil's human body is impossibly high-maintenance. First it needs food, then water, shelter, and now...this? Maou/Alciel. YAOI! No real plot, just vague smuttiness/citrus. One-shot ficlet. Did I mention YAOI? Don't like it? Don't read!

It's all he'll ever want, it's all he'll never have. Or will he? Megamind wishes he had something like a normal life. Collaboration between me and KarenBJones!

Roxanne had to wonder which face was the true face of Megamind. Talentless hack and professional annoyance or truly gifted, albeit absentminded, genius capable of far more than he wants others to believe? She wonders... T for future language/situations.

INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.

After a year of covert operating, Roxanne is finally ready for the story that will be the pinnacle of her career. Who knew that one little story could lead to such interesting fun and games with Metro City's infamous blue bad boy? Rated T for a wee bit o' steaminess!

Megamind's first kill was entirely by accident… and so was Miss Ritchie's. AU, Dark!fic

Post-film. A former villain and a former hero each try to adapt to the new destinies they've chosen. It's not always easy...especially when a new danger threatens to blow everything apart. - COMPLETE

The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

When a house fire brings sudden tragedy to a well-known family in Metro City, Megamind and Roxanne are forced to address their sentiments towards Wayne. Sequel to Cold Fusion: True North. Rated T for language and mature concepts. COMPLETE.

Roxanne decides it's time for Megamind to meet her folks. It turns out that he's already met her dad...

Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally

ADULT MATERIAL. The Black Rabbit is a gentle man's club run by Ms. Ritchi. There, men of wealth can spend their earnings on the lovely young men who work there. Wayne Scott is about to discover what kind of world has been out of reach for him for so long.

A slice-of-life look at an average Saturday with one-year-old Megamind in which several things happen - including finger painting with breakfast foods, fast-paced chases, wet shoes, and the warden taking him out to play in the snow for the first time.

Every single pairing with Alucard is wrong. In this story, Alucard explains to Pip why and what he actually does. AxIxSxWxAAxP

After discovering things that were sent with him in his escape pod, Megamind learns the story of what happened to his homeworld, why he was the only one saved, and what this is beginning to mean for his future - and all of Earth's. Now complete!

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.

One-of lemon fic. Megamind appears to capable of doing anything to get out of going to jail. Rated NC-17 for sexual situation.

ONESHOT: On their first date at her apartment, Roxanne tries to make Megamind feel special and show him that she likes him just the way he is. Rated for sensuality.

What if Edward lied to everyone, & it really was all about Bella's scent? AU of entire TS on how, why, & when ExB fell in love using a completely different plot. Romance, hilarity, mystery and angst. Rated M. Canon Couples. Dark Edward, Lots of Snark

AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.

Roxanne was the damsel in distress. The pawn. The throwaway character. The walking cliche. A retelling of the film from her point of view, however, indicates that this most definitely wasn't the case.

Roxanne offered him a raincheck on more sex after their night in the car, and now she wants to cash it in. Is that really a good idea? This is the sequel to Lake Effect Unrated Alternate Ending.

Part Two of Cold Fusion. Metro City is under repair, and an angry young man wants to make a name for himself. More importantly, Megamind and Roxanne are together...but how long can he expect it to last? Rated M for later chapters. Romance angst drama.

An alternate ending to "Lake Effect" by Patches, where an unsuccessful kidnapping leaves Megamind and Roxanne stranded. In the invisible car. In the middle of a blizzard. Now with more orgasms.

Harry's roommate has boundary issues. Set between Blood Rites and Dead Beat. Rated for language.

Pre-movie. Megamind and Roxanne end up trapped together in the invisible car during a blizzard and have to figure out how to keep warm without killing each other first. Rating for tasteful nudity and belligerent sexual tension.

Megamind tended to provoke odd respones, but never in her wildest dreams could Roxanne have imagined this. Well...maybe in her wildest dreams. M for a reason, people!

My take on what goes on between Titan's defeat and the opening of the Megamind Museum. Megamind is made of some tough stuff, but there's a reason he was afraid of Titan.

Roxanne Ritchi is unexpectedly Megamind's guest for Christmas Eve. Tis the season of miracles... My shot at making a funny, tasteful, and deliciously smutty Christmas story. M for a reason, folks.

Oneshot. In the middle of the night, Roxanne pulls Megamind out of sleep. He is okay with it. Rated M.

Immediate sequel to "Revenge." Roxanne and Megamind have their first official date. Set pre-movie, AU/AR. WARNING: Possible Sweetness Overdose, plus parts of the story will probably not make sense unless you read "Revenge."

Roxanne tricks him, humiliates him, and Megamind vows revenge. But his complicated Plan elicits unexpected reactions in both of them. Set pre-movie, AU/AR

The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.

There's a man in his cell. He's not a guard, and he's not a prisoner. In fact, he's not even human.

Explores my theory as to Megamind's origin, his parents story, and just how Minion was created and why. Angst ahead, fair sailor! Rated T for sexual references and a birth scene.

Roxanne finds Megamind's weakness, which comes from years of wearing popped collars...

New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?

AU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.

Short bit for Megamind's birthday. Roxanne wants to get him something, but it's not easy to shop for an alien super-genius.

Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.

Prompt: If MetroMan had survived the Death Ray, and he, Megamind, and Roxanne continued on with their lives as usual, could Megamind and Roxanne still have fallen in love?

Post-film. When Roxanne, age ten, planned her life, she figured she'd have two kids by thirty-seven. That's not how it works out.

Pre-film. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get feelings. Or: six times Megamind checked out Roxanne's derriere.

Our beloved blue boy experiences one of the greatest perks of being in a relationship. MM/RR. Check the rating, kiddos!

So the world was ending, and I had to choose between murder and gay sex to save it. My life is so weird.

When Roxanne overhears something personal, it prompts Megamind to reveal something he thought he could leave behind him- the past. MMRox. Review please!

Pre-movie. Apparently, Metroman has a new girlfriend. Megamind disapproves.

Knowing she's about to be kidnapped by Megamind again, Roxanne Ritchie decides she's going to have a bit of fun with our villain.

One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

Roxanne had thought, after the Titan Incident was done and over, that she was finished with that whole 'getting kidnapped' thing.

Edward Cullen's life is turned upside down one night as he takes in the scent of the most desirable blood imaginable. But he discovers the scent in the form of a two year old, alone in the woods. Can he resist temptation long enough to raise her?

Roxanne Ritchi is kidnapped by that dastardly villain, Megamind! She's used to it.

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU

House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"

Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin. If only Edward understood how true those words would become once he tasted her blood.

Maybe we should give the whole gay thing a try. Unless you’re too chicken,” House said with a light tone and playful waggle of his eyebrows. A collection of connected ficlets based on Whose Line Is It Anyway? games.

New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B

The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?

B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language

Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB

AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.

ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.

Bella Swan is an ex thief. Edward is a prince soon to be king. As Bella runs from arrest, she stumbles across Edward. Soon after that, all hell breaks loose in the Kingdom. Can two people who hate eachother fall in love? BXE REVIEWS EQUAL UPDATES!

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.

Bella falls in love with the disfigured boy she grew up with. When he dies in the influenza epidemic, she flees, heartbroken. 5 years later she returns & meets an inhumanly beautiful yet strangely familiar bronze-haired man who seems to hate her. AU ExB

Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES

A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Ax gets to meet his brother, Prince Elfangor, for the first time. An investigation of the germination of their relationship and family dynamic. It's sort of related to my other fic "Tobias Tells Ax," but you don't need to read that to understand this. R/R

Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.

Elfangor angsts a little on the eve of his wedding. This has no real purpose or structure, and even though I liked the summarized way KA handled their romance, I wanted a little bit more. I love reviews! Even bad ones!

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...

The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human

When Bella and Alice are on their way to stop Edward on his suicide mission, Alice suddenly receives a vision of the Volturi changing their plans. Having erased all of Edward's memory, Bella gets locked up with a very thirsty predator. NewMoon B/E

Implicitly obvious, I hope. We never discovered just how Ax found out that his greatly admired mentor and brother caved into cowardice and fled to Earth to be with the woman he loved-how will he take it when he finds out? R/R, thanks!

AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?

When Edward gets injured by a mysterious hunter, it’s Bella’s turn to take care of him. But when she decides he stays at her house, things get complicated… will Charlie discover Edward’s secret? And who’s after Edward?

Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.

Bella knows she's in a dream, but she can't stop it, nor does she want to. But when the dream suddenly becomes reality, what will she do? One-shot, slight lemon. Edward and Bella.

A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Edward is literally the man of Bella’s dreams. For the past 12 months, Bella has spent every single night dreaming of a man she's never met. But what happens when she's forced to wake up and face reality? Will Edward be there waiting for her? One shot. AH

“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU

In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.

A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.

What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/