oh thats of funny! I like the pairing with Alucard but you have a good point. If he is as 'heartless' as people say he is, I could totally see something like this.

I like it.
it's shot and very funny f-fiction.
Greetings.

I kinda want to see more

Amusing. It .would be interesting to see what happened next

Does alucard get his way with each ? * puppy dog eyes of mega cuteness * please say yes

I love it.
I love everything about it. I usually hate when an author writes in an accent, but you didn't go overboard like the others, so I even love that you put THAT in!
Goodness, I love you so much for writing this, I really, really do.

u need 2 learn how 2 spell kittykiller.

The Thought of Alucard Pulling a Trollface seems completely in Character.
A Very Amusing Fic and proves a strong point... but i digress.

This is good. Although, if I had to pick a pairing, I'd go PipxSchrodinger. Pip's the pervert posing as a hopeless romantic in an attemp to get at Seras. Schrodinger is second only to Mick's boyfreind in blatanly obvious homosexuality. A playful Nazi kitten, the french guy with a braid and a girly accent.

Ah, good, here I thought I was the only one. All the bitches for Alucard. Silly Pip, you should've known it was inevitable, he was hitting on you from the beginning.

Funny but I'm not trying 2 b mean but hellsing yaoi pairings r descusting I have 2 much respect for them

ooohohoho.
you've done hellsing proud, m'dear.
I for one thought it was goddamn hilarious.

THIS!
perfection- it totally is- and pip hehe- he's hillarious as the butt monkey XD

Alucard gets ALL THE BITCHES! :D

I busted out laughing at the end. I can't seem to feel sorry for Pip though. XD W