Do us all a fave and make it easy, call me Envy.

Err... Hmmm... Don't really have much to say. I'm a pretty entertaining person overall I suppose or at least I'm told. I have a huge tendency to ramble a lot, a bit insane, love reading and the arts. I am also reaaaaaaaaaally horrible about putting things delicately and don't lie and always speak whatever's on my mind regardless of how random or frowned upon it may be... Honest to a fault but I don't mean to be rude at all. =/

I'm kinda a game nut especially for the actual production of how they're made... Stranger things HAVE happened!!!!! ...Can't really think of any that will suit your needs to confirm this at the moment... That is totally beyond the point though. *Nods in a strict affirmative* I hearts rping too.

I've uploaded some random works of mine on here, if you feel up to it... Give me some brutal honesty and read something. Initially it was to just make the beta quota for some friends and the fact that I'm good with detail and wouldn't mind giving my spare time to help work out some kinks in other's works they couldn't see themselves or something, but I really wouldn't mind some feedback on any of it either. Just not flames because those are pointless except in the scenario to fuel to the fire to potato chips so that the skittles will one day come back to me... *sniffles before smiling again* So yeah! Onwards to other stuffs I guess!

List of meh stuff so far...

Complete

At What Cost? (Raistlin Majere - Dragonlance)

Behind The Closed Door (Poem)

Comfort in the Mountains (Poem)

Confusion (Poem)

Death (Poem)

Emptiness (Poem)

Enchanting Domain (Poem)

Fear (Poem)

Freckles (Poem)

Howl Of Sorrow (Poem)

I Am Arashi (Poem)

Inferno (Poem)

Life and Death (Poem)

Samba (Poem)

Seed of Misery (Poem)

Tell The Truth (Scout - To Kill A Mockingbird)

The True Meaning Of Life (Poem)

Why Do I Write? (Synopsis)

Wretched Filth (Poem)

In Progress

Colder Than Ice (Yu Yu Hakusho) Indefinite Hiatus.

Oblivion High School of the Performing Arts (KH) Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Life got in way, now I'm trying to write the next chapter but much to my disdain all I'm getting are ideas to change the first few chapters because they honestly aren't up to my standards and I dislike them yet I also don't know if I should change them... *sigh* What a dilemma. It WILL be updated once this is sorted out, trust me on that... And when I can stop being so obsessed over Noiz as well as Carlos.

If you have EVER gone to Wal-mart and wanted to do at least one of these things copy this list into your profile. (Used to work a Wal-hell, made sure to get these accomplished. Envy. XD)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. (I got away with the skin still on my neck since they said I upped some sales. X3 )

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. (I tried this several times, they put child protectors and duct tape over the outlets... *sigh*

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. (Yeah... They weren't happy with me so I told them the floor was hungry after several reports of 'possible pms on the floor or zombies attacked')

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. (Actually said code blue, which it turns out was missing child... .; I happened to see them run around and look for over an hour.)

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away. (I got laughed at until they realized I wasn't laughing, my manager smacked me upside the head and said I'm not getting any OT so move along. TT-TT )

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. (I got asked if I was feeling okay, responded with "Bigfoot couldn't make it over the rainbow to deliver my happy mm." Results were hilarious.)

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. (I actually got lectured and congratulated on this... Shouldn't have done it, but sales went up... Huh...)

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" (Poor, poor new guy... Didn't know what hit them and the manager agreed it was good training and initiation. =] )

9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. (I was off the clock and he actually made me work that day Lmao)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (Asked specifically if he had paxil on him, then he figured out who I was and I got told I wasn't allowed to touch em plus got punished with training noobs. Fun! =3 )

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (I actually did this frequently, customers were better reactions then employees unless we had some noobs... Especially when I was in uniform. XD )

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. (We agreed that the manager who was a guy looked best with the aluminum temp funnels.)

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (Several variations of this... Recordings and friends can be amazing things, customers don't agree strangely enough. Weirdos.)

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!" (I got reeses pb cups every time I successfully made the employees work faster, this was one technique the boss loved.)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" (Again, I got bopped in the head for this but laughter as well.)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" (I named several and even through some at stuffed poke's... My manager then battled me to see who had to do inventory. I lost. TT-TT I won the yu-gi-oh rematch though. =3)

My manager learned to love my eccentricity, the other employees were... hit or miss. I also did many other things. LoL.

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (eg. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (eg. "Why do i constantly ask myself random things?")

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (eg. "Have you ever notice that deliver could mean someone's liver?")

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in you hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredible random.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

People think you have ADD.

You have ADD.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

-(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)-

Does it count if I fit them all and then some...? Envy.

More random gooberfish I've come across:

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer (Woot! Couldn't resist the temptation. XD Envy.)