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Joined 12-01-08, id: 1757720, Profile Updated: 02-21-12
Author has written 16 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Jak and Daxter, and Kingdom Hearts.

Off Hiatus. So sorry it took so long. Moving, packing, unpacking. It all sucks.

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Things I'm Currrently Working On:

Staccatos and Bar Lines Chapter 6 (Zemyx)

Secrets Chapter 3 (Akuroku) (Zemyx)

The Gentleman You are 75% Seme!
You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.

Most compatible with: housekeeping uke

Take the quiz here -- http:///quiz.php/1295/The-Ultimate-Are-You-Seme-or-Uke/

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Zexion

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Tie between Larxene and Namine

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xaldin, he’s just plain creepy… with his… creepy little sideburns…

4. Who is your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, because she’s useless.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town, I love Sora’s outfit.

6. Least Favorite World?

100 Acre Woods, sorry Poo Bear, but your level sucks.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Either Zexion’s Lexicon or Demyx’s Sitar.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Rumbling Rose, because I think it’s ugly.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I don’t use summon, I’m all man power!!!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Valor Form, it’s got me out of many tough spots.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx, I just think they have really good chemistry.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

LexZex, and Vexion. I see Lexaeus and Zexion more like brothers and Vexen’s too old.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List them.

HayNami (Namine and Hayner) and Vanitas X Kairi I don’t know why, I just really like those ones.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Reno and Saix… I don’t have a problem with it, I just don’t understand it.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Sepheroth is IMPOSSIBLE!!!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tron, definitely!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Yes, Saix is a total suck up.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not emo, just quiet

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Do you know any straight men with pink hair?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Not the most annoying, no that would be... okay, yeah it's her

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Olette, Namine is more of a sister to him in my opinion.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

No theory, I already played it… it was awesome.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Definitely not. It had some major key points in the story, plus Zexion’s in it!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demyx, he and I would get along so well.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I’ve been told I’m a lot like Luxord in the sense that I’m witty, I love to gamble, and time means everything to me. Plus, I love British accents and pirates.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I was watching Demyx Time Short “Faith” on youtube and my friend thought I was watching strippers.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Zexion, Roxas, Xigbar, and Marluxia. I make my wigs myself.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

In 358/2 Days when Roxas asked Axel what love was. Idk.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...

Sepheroth!!!!! And Demyx on expert mode. Freaking time limits!!!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Definitely meeting the rest of Organization XIII.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku, but I have no problems with SoKai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Zexion, Demyx, Roxas (he was the first), Axel, Riku, Hayner, Cloud, Xigbar, Vexen (surprised?), Luxord, Vanitas, Zack

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Invader Zim, because it’s my favorite thing in the world.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

This should be obvious -_-

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, I just think it’s funner, plus the Organization is in it.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Definitely the story!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Keef, Dib
Lies, Spies and Snowball Fights by sweeteggy reviews
I think the title covers the story fairly well. Edd/Eddy Slash
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edd, Eddy
My SemiAquatic Girlfriend by HelgaGP reviews
A mission goes wrong and Perry the Platypus finds himself no longer a platypus and no longer a him. To get back to his original self, Perry has to spend a week with his nemesis. DoofenshmirtzXPerry. It's slash, but not slash! Chapter 5 is up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Someone For Dib by Goldenstargirl reviews
Eleventh chap up. A new girl moves to Dib's hometown and meets him at school. Will she be like all the others and avoid him, or will she be different? Rating changed due to Dib burning kid's skin off.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Dib
Numbers are Hell by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Gilbert sucks at math. Matthew is good at math. He tutors Gilbert and Gilbert shows him the life outside of textbooks. Tutoring doesn't last long before sparks start to fly. PrussiaXCanada summary fail rating may go up in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
He Will Be Loved by nakceb reviews
It's meaningless and it's not affecting him. He can stop whenever he wants. What does he care about Seifer? Nothing, that's what. At least, that's what he keeps telling everyone. Why does the word denial make him flinch?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Just Go With It by NarutoBlackmail reviews
Formally titled "Turn It Into Love". When Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. SLASH
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
I Couldn't Forget by AlphaCentauri009 reviews
Hayner and his friend made it big in the Industrial music industry. When Seifer shows up in Twilight Town for the first time in 3 years from studying abroad, old emotional scars are relived in Hayner. WIll he accept Seifer's apology? Seiner Songfic YAOI
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Remembering the Forgotten by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Sometimes, I thought I was the only person who remembered him…eventual Seiner, other pairings a surprise. COMPLETE! Chapter 22 as been revised, and others are currently undergoing revision
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,955 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Clear View by Amarthame reviews
Fear grips and holds. Panic pushes and sways. Confusion confounds and teases. Nobody is immune, not a visionary teen who never saw within himself, not a hidden alien who was never seen before, especially not when everyone finally opens their eyes. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zim, Dib
A Heart To Mend by DietJutsu reviews
Sequel to Alien Love Kat's left Dib broken, Dib's left Zim destroyed. Can Dib ever find himself how he used to be?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Dib
Dream With Me by ShiiLovesHim reviews
Years later after a fall out with his friend, Todd's life still hasn't reached the desired level of normalcy. Meanwhile, Pepito has shot through the ranks to the top of the high school social hierarchy. Will this lonely Prince win back his beloved pauper
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Squee, Pepito
Teen Titans Tail of Karmoona by DarknessOfTheSun reviews
A night of passion between two teen titans leads to more then they could ever expect
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
Alien Love by DietJutsu reviews
What happens when a new girl comes to town and Dib seems to find feelings for her? Is this a trap or true, alien love?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Dib - Complete
Arousing Autopsy by Dark Grey Lord reviews
When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Weekend at EARL's by JoeMerl reviews
When Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Computer, Dib - Complete
Sri by QoD-Dev reviews
Third Part to Tying the Grudge Knot ZaDR' Suffering from the loss of their child Zim and Dib try to cope with the sadness, the eptyness, and each other, but it seems the whole world, maybe even the universe, is against them and their beloved Finx.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,481 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Minefeild by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Lovin' Jak's like walkin' through a minefeild -jakxdax- one wrong step and everything turns to sh!t
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Reunion by QoD-Dev reviews
Zim returns to Earth after five years only to find that obtaining the two things he wants most may not be as easy as his new found clarity makes it seem, because things change, and sometimes humanity gets in the way. ZaDR, other warnings inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,767 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Trail of Apocalypse and Doom by geminidragon76 reviews
Zim&Gaz find themselves in footy pajamas!Zim fixes Gaz's skull pendant with a surprise inside.They take a greak from their gory adventure, to get some sleep.Will Zim get the thanks he deserves?Will Gaz teach him about the fluffy birds&bees? ChibiZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,579 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Home by abovetheruins reviews
It was just like being back on that island. JakxDaxter [Slash][WAFF]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
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Staccatos and Bar Lines reviews
Sequal to Hardcovers and Paperbacks. Now that They're living together, what kind of challenges will Zexion and Demyx have to face? How will Zexion take Demyx being the 'next big thing? And what is it about the return of Larxene that has Demyx steaming?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Demyx, Zexion
Secrets reviews
In Kings Academy, everyone has a secret, wheather it be a secret crush, or a secret crime. No one knew what went on behind closed doors, well that is, untill Roxas got here. AkuRoku, Zemyx, and others, but those are secret for now. Rating may change.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Ice reviews
He was like ice, cold and unfeeling.He didn't know just how loved he really was. You never do, after someone breaks your heart. Songfic for Allison Kingsley. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Hardcovers and Paperbacks reviews
AU Demyx hated books with a passion, then why does he go to the library everyday? Does a certain Slate haired teen have anything to do with it? And what's his problem anyway? Now rated M for lemon at the end.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,514 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Things I'll Never Say To Your Face reviews
Zim and Dib start their last year of Hi Skool, but their looks aren't the only thing that changed. Now that Zim knows the truth about his "mission" he focuses more on his secret love for the one he hated so much. Rated for language
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Zim, Dib
That New York Swagger reviews
After coming home from a long mission in a strange new world, Axel gets addicted to a strange substance called 'crack'. Yeah, you know. Now it's up to his lover, Roxas to help him quit.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Organization XIII reviews
A poem I made about the members of everyone's favorite group of nobodies. lightly hinted at Zemyx rated k for a curse word
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010
The Game Show That Never Was reviews
Luxord is hosting the most popular gameshow in all of the worlds, and some really cool contestants are playing to win.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Luxord - Complete
Detective Xigbar reviews
A detective's job is hard, but I'm up for the challenge. Xigbar's POV
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Xigbar
Switched reviews
What happens when Axel and Demyx mysteriously switch powere? Rated k for slight language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Axel, Demyx
The Game Night That Never Was reviews
It was a Bleak night in the World That Never Was. Rain poured as if there was no tomorrow and mist clouded the skies. Every member of Organization XIII was stationed inside. Suddenly Demyx,shot up in a fit of excitement.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
TwIsT reviews
Temporarily Discontinued What happens when a crazy fan girl picks random AU ideas out of a hat... Well... the plot gets TwIsTeD! This fic will include ALL of the Jak games, twisted in an amazing way!NOTE: Rated T for language and suggestive humor.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
An Interview With The Invader ZiM Characters reviews
A series of Interviews With the Invader ZiM cast. Major nonsense and LOL moments. Future chapters coming soon
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Zim, Dib
Invader ZiM Pick Up Lines reviews
Pick up lines for each of the Invader ZiM characters! Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/3/2009
Not Another Typical Love Story reviews
Dib's 17 year old daughter, Rika, is still looking for that special someone. But what happens when she falls in love with an alien from a conquered planet. Lard NarXOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Lard Nar
Live For Now, Not For Later reviews
When Pepito throws a party a Todd's House which is Nny's house as well. Will the two settle the fued? a PepSquee one-shot for PepSqueeCola17
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Pepito, Squee - Complete