This is a collection of one-shots about the Tallest that won't fit into any of my current fics. So here they are. Formerly known as "Best Friends."

A variety of drabbles and one-shots mostly about Starscream. Now opened for suggestions for future writings as well as requests.

The facts, statements and important events of a fledgling demon left on his own for a hundred years, or: immortality sounds great until you realize certain things while making it up as you go. Kind of a happy ending to season two, I think?

Undertaker likes a good surprise. But when Grell appears in his parlour deadly injured, things take quite the dramatic turn and now he has to look after the other. Will he be able to help the redhead?

There are times when, lost in thought, Grell bites his lip hard enough to draw blood. One of those times, Undertaker is with him.

Undertaker finds a lady in his coffin, and she wants a game of mercy. Will Undertaker win not only the lady's game, but also her broken heart?

"Who could care about such things, when nobody appreciated them anyways? Everyone simply laughed it away every other day." Grell is heartbroken (and hair-challenged), and goes to visit Undertaker for some help. GrellxUndertaker friendship, one-shot

Started writing cause I was bored and ended up with 20 pages. A sweet little fic about Grell and Undertaker that's mostly fluff. How Undertaker helped Grell become a true deadly efficient reaper. Rated because of some language.

A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.

Blaster discovers he has a rare spark mutation, one that sets him apart from everyone else. A chance meeting with a certain dark blue mech may very well teach Blaster that he is not alone, and that even he sometimes needs a voice to fall back on. Meanwhile, a senator's secret investment threatens to change the fate of Cybertron forever. First chapter rewritten.

Grell is crying in front of Undertaker's shop. What is a gentleman to do, when a lovely lady needs your help?

Curious about the volatile redhead that once buried him in salt, the Undertaker begins to spy on him. Upon noticing Grell's savagery and addiction to blood when he reaps, the mortician takes it upon himself to make an offer that could safeguard Grell's career and perhaps even form a bond between the two of them. Takes place after "Into the Black". Yaoi. Slightly AU.

While musing over his tea, Hatter Undertaker gets a surprise visit from his wandering kitty. Just a silly, fun little ficlet I wrote to cheer myself up a bit. Yaoi, humor, fluff, kimonomimi

"Sometimes nature offers us something so beautiful; beauty that mere humans have no hope of appreciating. Fortunately for you, Miss Sutcliff, I am not human." Grell/Undertaker. One-Shot.

My first TFA slash fic. Megatron always hated Starscream, and Starscream always hated him back. But when he finds his thoughts wandering back to the seeker, things are bound to happen. MegatronXStarscream rating has gone up. (currently on hiatus)

The Hatter was quite bored, and ever so curious as to why that Cheshire was always smiling... Undertaker/Grell Oneshot

Cats such as the Cheshire may smile like sharks, but they're really quite gentle. And they won't bite much... if you happen to be the Mad Hatter. Undertaker/Grell fluffy PWP.

1000 little moments in Hanna and ... 's life.

An AU tale about what might have happened had things gone differently at the end of manga Chapter 60. Grell/Undertaker. Hooray for yaoi! Rated M for later chapters.

Grell has an odd habit, and now Undertaker is demanding payment.

William orders Grell to retrieve some books that Undertaker is supposed to return to the Library, but since Grell isn't a particularly good comedian, he has no choice but to use his... *ahem* womanly charm. Oneshot. Warnings: Shounen-ai Undertaker/Grell , some suggestive themes, Grell. Credit for the idea goes to Odji.

A conversation with William has Grell reconsidering his position as a reaper. An unexpected encounter certainly doesn't help matters any! UndertakerXGrell

One-shots inspired by my playlist, relationships orientated. Latest: Pure crack, featuring but not limited to: a human!AU police verse; a genderbended, female Prowl; a paperclip; an unforgetable first impression and a long suffering, but not-so-secretly in lust Jazz.

New Chapter! Another chapter of Drabbles That Went No Where. Including Knock Out/Breakdown, Jazz/Prowl, Ironhide/Prowl.

William makes Grell commit to a most terrible punishment. Thankfully, a Grey-haired knight is there to save Grell. How ever will he thank him? One-shot Lemon GrellXUndertaker

"Contrary to popular belief, there was no 'clicking or clacking' of heels against the cold flagstones of the London streets, nor was there a heavy rain pouring on those streets—yet, anyways." Undertaker/Grell

Grell is being ignored by both William and Sebastian, so he goes to his friend the Undertaker to complain. He soon finds out, however, that they have more in common than he thought, and maybe talking isn't the best solution to his problems...

Grell wanted to show the world that he and Undertaker were an item! Sadly, Grell was only too easily distracted... UndertakerXGrell

It was the night of December 31st, 1889 and it was snowing in London.

After finally being captured, Undertaker is being held in custody in Shingami headquarters. In a bout of desperation, William sends Grell to keep the insufferable man entertained. Set post-Ship Voyage Arc; may contain spoilers!

Answer to Crimson Optics' September prompt challenge: Ambition. Starscream's got loads of it, and Megatron gets really tired of dealing with it sometimes...M for a good reason, folks!

A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna

ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.

For the theme on Crimson Optics "After the End." The Decepticons have won the war and laid waste to Earth, and are celebrating. Megatron retires to his quarters after the festivities to find Starscream waiting for him. M for BDSM, sticky, and spark-sex.

If the title and character listed at the bottom didn't give it away, this is a Starscream-centric fic. It will have Mech on Mech action in the future.

Grell has finally met his "other half", but for a lady like him, apprenticing an undertaker is just filthy business. How can he keep the relationship up if he's unwilling to get his hands dirty? And what's William's role in all of this? sequel to Forsaken

With their entire planet lost to them they only have memory and each other. A TFP story.

The notorious red reaper is left alone to his foreboding thoughts and sins. While yearning for purpose and atonement, a certain marred mortician offers comfort, laughter, and maybe a little more beyond that.

Two zombies meet on a snowy night and form an impossible bond. Will their relationship stand the test of time, or will the shadows of their past drive them apart? AU, Hanna/... friendship, some Con/Worth.

"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48

Skywarp researches the mysteriously powerful human, Santa Claus, in an effort to curb his increasing homesickness—much to the annoyance of Thundercracker. A surprising gift from an unexpected source raises everyone's spirits.

A musing piece where Undertaker contemplates his Lady on a very special evening.

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

Megatron has grown weary of Starscream's treacherous ways. Only through strict discipline can he mold the feral Seeker into the second he needs... But Starscream isn't about to make this easy. G1 Megatron/Starscream

He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.

Some more shameless fluff. Zombie boy and Hanna end up talking about some deep things late at night. K for swearing.

It's the Undertaker's last assignment as a shinigami, and he's unlikely to get through it without a few scars.

For as long as he could remember, Hanna Cross had been lonely. HannaCentric. Companion piece to 'Hug'

Ahh, I wrote this for Akunen. I posted it on tumblr and I'm too lazy for a beta. Rated m for a reason, no serious smut.

Conrad muses over a situation while criticising it.

Yes, the redhead seemed like a walking fountain of youth, and just being in his presence made others feel younger or more alive. Sooner or later, it became apparent that this wasn't just a feeling. Speculative Zombie-centric drama.

Zombie questions his humanity, but with all these people around, how is he supposed to get any thinking done?

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

A ficlet involving a contemplative Undertaker and an encounter with Grell.

M/SS: There's a fine line between love and hate. That line is called Starscream. Sticky. Rape - sort of. Abuse.

Hanna is Not a Boy's Name - Patterns, a needle and thread, an orange shirt, and the act of covering over permanent scars. Hanna/Zombie, WAFF

After all, like a tree falling in a forest, it didn't count as weakness if nobody saw it. Howince flangst fluff & angst oneshot . Bit of mild slash at the end.

...but when I'm bad, I'm even better." Aerosmith, 'Falling in Love is so Hard on the Knees ' Fiction starring Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. One word prompt inspiration. Various themes, ratings, and content.

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde. Written for The Mighty Battle of Boosh on LJ. Prompt: "Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Everyone thinks they are together and it’s all a coy act to pretend they're not."

If you don't have a friend ... make one. A story about the power of the imagination, and a slightly different take on Howard and Vince's friendship.

This will be a collection of in-between-the-scenes oneshot fics. They'll either be based on my TFA continuation story 'A Time For Trust' or taken from the show itself. Contains slash/dubcon/sticky

Vince wonders "Why?" and thinks he's worked out the answer. Howard shows him he couldn't be more wrong. Tender fluffy oneshot.

G1. Plot bunny adopted from Gimme-chan. The invention of the day turns Soundwave into a sparkling. A telepathic sparkling who doesn't know any better than to say your thoughts aloud...

G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete

Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.

A collection of TF Animated one shots. T for safety More details inside.

M/SS, TC/SW - Upon learning that Seekers have their own special 'wing symbol' language, Megatron uses that information to seduce Starscream.

It was over, the Solar Harvester was destroyed. So how was Megatron going to replenish his reduced Decepticon army? Mpreg, M/M, ect.

G1. Two-part prequel to 'Open Minded.' How Soundwave was turned into a sparkling.

G1. Starscream discovers the human custom of Trick or Treating and decides to tease his leader about the Megatron Halloween costume. The little confrontation has unexpected results, however.

In truth, he was the most loyal of them all. One-shot AU

Bayformers, pre-movies. Thundercracker makes Skywarp an offer he can't refuse. ... Unless, of course, he wants to.

Transformers Animated. When Starscream's initial plan fails and he attempts to offline Megatron again, he is somehow insanely sure of his success. Megatron has other ideas in mind. M for later...intimacy? Non-sticky.

He has never told her, cannot bear to tell her that once upon a time, he was the cause of her death. One-shot, BJ/L, BJ/OC, complete.

Infected with cosmic rust, Megatron has to literally fight for his life. Can he win this battle? And what role does Starscream play?

Starscream's sparkbearer died giving birth to him. Megatron has never forgiven him for that. It's all his brothers can do to keep him alive.

They could either continue as they were and lose what they had left, or take the other path and be safe for a little while. Prequel to "Hidden." Movieverse AU.

Megatron's thoughts after being defeated and captured at the finish of the Transformers Animated episode Endgame.

After escaping from the Autobots, Ravage finds his way home, and Soundwave establishes priorities.

Short story/poem describing Megatrons power over Starscream. Warnings: mentions of violence, abuse, and slash. Nothing overly-heavy. SS/M.

In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.

Simple really, Prowl asks Jazz a very important question. Slash implied. Some kissing. Prowl x Jazz

Mirage doesn't understand why Optimus can see him when no one else can. ::More Than A Leader series::

Shattered Glass. Trapped in the Autobot brig, Skywarp and Thundercracker are faced with difficult decisions that might not only ruin their relationship, but put many lives on the line as well. SLASH; TC/Warp

TFA. Starscream uses flight for seduction, but it just might be he who is seduced. SLASH; MT/SS

G1/Movieverse. A brief study into Seeker walking. Mild slash.

Jazz is dangerous. Prowl controls him.

Megatron attempts to reason with himself regarding his feelings towards Starscream. Why hasn’t he killed him? What does he truly want from the treacherous Seeker? Bears implications of Megatron/Starscream.

Movieverse: Starscream is stuck in the space base with the Fallen and the hatchling colony and Megatron's coming home. They both have have important things to say to each other. Megs/Screamer in a way. Rating M to be safe.

Megatron has a secret. Long ago, he faced the possibility that it would be uncovered by Starscream. Will he be able to keep it hidden? Eventual slash, but not explicitly so. G1 cartoon verse. Chapter 9: The Beginning After the End. COMPLETE.

Love can be found, and kept, anywhere in the universe. True love never falters. A collection of Barricade/Bumblebee shorts. Slash. Graphic later on. Criticism appreciated.

Megatron has left the emotion of love to the faint-hearted, and the weak. So what does he feel for Starscream? Slash. Rated T currently.. may change.

Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.

2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!

ROTF: "Failed or not," he hissed, "we'll try again, my liege..." Starscream x Megatron. Oneshot. R&R please!

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

Oneshot. TFA. Starscream writes a detailed hate letter to Megatron, with several interruptions. Implied slash, craaaaack.

2K7 movieverse. Megatron is up and about, resurrecting dead bots left and right. Surprisingly, not AU. Response to a prompt on tf-kink meme.

G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings

TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed

Someone is attacking Megatron and Starscream. Weapon of choice? Care Bears! One Shot Crack Fic

November 2008 challenge - sing to awaken a missing Autobot. Movie 'verse Prowl and Jazz.

After Red Alert's glitch becomes common knowledge, he goes into a funk. How can Inferno help him through this troubled time?

TFA: Starscream demonstrates to a disillusioned Lugnut, why he is Megatron's favorite... Slash

Dreamwave/G1 AU. Sequel to Parapsychology. Failed attempts to teach Sunstorm to control his powers drive the two Seekers into an argument. But as things seem to grow hopeless... Acid Storm/Sunstorm; SLASH

Shattered Glass. After rescuing Starscream from Prime's clutches, Megatron attempts to comfort his second. Things get deeper than either of them expected. MT/SS; SLASH

TFA. Sequel to Golden. Ramjet and Sunstorm bond a bit more and quite literally. SLASH; RJ/SS

Megatron is a force not to be denied. Denial is not an option. How much can Megatron force himself onto Starscream before the seeker finally snaps? MegatronxStarscream & DirgexStarscream (noncon) (violence)

The Great War has finally ended, and the Decepticons have lost. Starscream mulls their fate, and the fate of their leader.

TFA. Skywarp is badly damaged, Thundercracker has a bad way of showing his concern and Starscream is a jerk. All until repairs need to be made. Slash or not, you decide!

TF:A. Two times with two people Skywarp has recharged with. One out of fear and one without much of a choice. WAFF, really.

G1. Slash. Red AlertxInferno. Inferno stands up for Red Alert after the whole Negavator incident

Sometimes, when Wheeljack is involved, logic fails even the most logical.

G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.

Story that take place into the IDW-Verse, during Megatron Rising. Take place after Starscream's trine were brought into the Decepticon army, and what had happened after. SLASH! NO LIKE NO READ! Mostly Dub-Con smexing...

Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.

TFA; spoilers for ep. Transwarped - The stranded seeker clones are left alone after Blurr's escape; Skywarp is still handcuffed and jittery, Thundercracker is irritated and plotting. -Thundercracker/Skywarp, some dubcon.

Aizen has ordered Grimmjow to take care of a bedridden Ulquiorra, much to Grimmjow's dismay. This was not how he had planned to spend his time. Yaoi. Twisted AiUlqui. GrimmUlqui.

Ever wonder how Starscream, Thundercracker & Skywarp met? A deeper look into what makes the trio tick, how the friends met and their quest to become the 'best of the best'. Does contain some violence.

Screamers got a bit to learn about letting Skywarp know what new human customs the 'bots are celebrating... once a one shot now a collection of ficletts and random bunnehs.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker didn't like him even looking like he was making a move on their brother. Too bad for them, Inferno was sticking around. Flooded rooms or not.

Starscream manages to get some honest work in, after all, he has to pay for the extra aircraft fuel he and his trine need somehow, so why not dance in a strip joint? However, an unexpected visitor leads to complete chaos. Oneshot.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Does your brain know something you don't know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.

He hadn't known how much just out of time they truly were until he watched them leave. -slash fic-

G1. Jazz questions Prowl about their relationship. FLUFFY SLASH! JazzXProwl Feedback Welcome!

G1 Being an Elite, you tend to carry very specific traits. One in particular keeps him from giving up on his endless attempts. Thundercracker/Skywarp

It's Valentine's Day and Megatron's chambers are heating up with a secret lover...or is it? Don't forget to review!

AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.

It had seemed like a good idea. Frenzy knew it wasn't. How could something that could be used against you ever possibly be a good idea? Another rambling ficlet further exploring my theories about Cybertronian twins.

In the brig for insulting Megatron, Starscream recieves an unexpected visitor... and then the bunny grew! lots of smutty goodness!

Hellboy goes fishing... for... Abe? SEQUELS ARE UP! lol. 1st is titled "Taken" the 2nd is called "Rescue." lol.

Bigby and Snow, as the years pass.

20 letters. 20 pairings. 20 sentences each. Vote inside. Possibility of slash in later chapters.

Their subordinates have no idea what goes on between them behind closed doors. Megatron/Soundwave/Starscream. Slash, voyeurism.

A series of connected one-shots focusing on Megatron and his fascination with his second-in-command. Megatron/Starscream, Megatron's point of view. Chapter 3: Starscream greets his wingmates after a long absence; Megatron watches enviously.

Scorponok tries to introduce Blackout to a new Earth concept, but Blackout is more concerned with work than his bonded subordinate's discovery. But in the end, you reap what you sow. Blackout/Scorponok

Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...

Abandoned and left to die, Starscream struggles to regain conciousness under the burden of his wounds. When his cold master stumbles over him, for once, Megatron is not rash with him. Love is confessed. MegsxScreamer. Character death. Holoform Humans

AU TF:Ani Set after Megatron Rising Part 2. Megatron and Starscream are about to go through one of the roughest things ever known to the Universe; love. Based on a role play, first time attempting a slash pairing.

G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.

07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.

G1. Wheeljack, noun: A small but powerful destructive force to be regarded with caution. Oneshot. / 2008

TFA: Short drabble about Starscream and his clones.

G1, IDWverse, pre-war. As the Empire begins to fracture, Skywarp, Starscream and Thundercracker will make choices that have irrevocable consequences; Megatron begins the rebellion that leads to the Great War. Based on Megatron: Origin, Seeker POV.

After an explosion in his lab, Wheeljack wakes up to find an annoyed Ratchet hovering over him. G1, mild slash, short/one-shot.

TFA / Animated. Wreck-Gar has a question. Ratchet wants to sleep. Ratchet x Wreck-Gar, oneshot. / 2008

Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe get kinky: energon kinky.

Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.

Harley is fed up...and The Joker is absolutely clueless.

TFA / Animated. Wreck-Gar wants Ratchet to spend some time with him, but the medic is busy trying to study. Ratchet really should watch how he words things... Ratchet x Wreck-Gar fluffiness. Oneshot. / 2008

This was written for a songfic challenge on livejournal. Howard had left and Vince misses him. Vince thinks about Howard and what he meant and still means to him. Howince

TFA / Animated. Wreck-Gar discovers an ordinary cardboard box, and this can't be good news for anyone. Ratchet x Wreck-Gar, oneshot. / 2011

“I’m giving it to you,” the man said, “Because I know there’s somebody at that party who wants to see you there.” Howince. A Halloween story.

There are some things Mori would not confess to, even if he were prone to speaking more often. Mangaverse, Hunny x Mori implied; however, could be taken as friendship.

Megatron's plan to keep Starscream under close watch pushes things a bit too far. But orders are orders... Dub-con, slash, non-graphic.

TF:A Prowl deals with being in Jazz's showdow as Bummblebee and the Elite guard are becoming friends and gratting on his nerves. Whats worse! Jazz seems interested in being friends and stubbernly wont give up a game of chase. WARNING! P/J Slash within!

Earth and its culture has much to interest--and occasionally torment--its alien visitors. One-shots as Transformers encounter various idiosyncracies of their new planet. Ch. 1: an Earth tradition and a practical joke help Starscream one-up Megatron.

It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.

G1. Ravage stole Rumble's recharge berth. Laserbeak and Ratbat are dueling in midair. Frenzy is happy to be an instigator. In short, it wasn't one of Soundwave's better nights. Requested by Metal-Icarus.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. The first time Jazz and Prowl say those three little words to one another.

After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.

TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?

TFA. Lockdown meets Wreck-Gar at the bottom of the lake one night, brings him back to his ship and regrets it immensely.

It's Vince's birthday, but when no-one shows up to his party, he's convinced that turning thirty can never be fun. Howard makes it his personal mission to teach him otherwise. Serious fluff.

TF2k7: A 15-part writing challenge proposed by a friend, focusing on Scorponok and Blackout.

Soundwave uses the newly-built space bridge to return briefly to Cybertron, and the mech who's waited for him for more than four million years. SoundwavexShockwave, slash, rated R, gift fic for Noa.

07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.

It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins

Revised. Not quite cartoon verse, will now be a three-shot. Just because he was nice to her, didn't mean he was a nice guy. Or safe. Or remotely sane. But as far as he's concerned, what she doesn't know, won't hurt her... Not if he can help it.

Strictly TFA universe. In Megatron’s eyes, he was loyal. He was true. A little humiliation like this was nothing: but little did he know, Starscream would never be used again. Never. MegatronxStarscream abuse in a children's show! Rated for... hook-ups!

Ani: Lockdown can count the number of familiar Transformer faces he meets on one hand. Lockdown/Swindle.

Vince and Howard's friendship is on thin ice. Has too much damage been done, or is there still a chance to make things right? Rated M just to be safe.

G1: Gratuitous Seeker smut, because I promised I would, dangnabbit. Slash.

G1/IDW: Somewhere along the way, he had learned to serve. And it grated, to know what he had become, and what he had been, and to feel the traitor’s satisfaction in that knowledge.

It's about contrast, about comparing the details of her life before, and now. Now when he is all there is. What changed - and what stayed the same? References to violence. JokerxHarley.

All it took for Harley was one good day.

No one dresses as well as the Joker. And no one loves it more than Harley. Exploration of a ritual between them. Sensual and subtle. JokerxHarley.

The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.

Jazz is adjusting to his new life among the Autobots after his defection. But not everything is as easy as he and his new bondmate would have wished for. Sequel to ”Captured”. AU.

Jazz was a very patient mech, but sometimes enough is enough. quick little ProwlxJazz one-shot

Stop acting like a sparkling, Starscream, you don't need me to hold your hand." SLASH! M x SS major OOCness so if you don't like seeing them in perfect character go away.

Howard gets ill, and Vince frets that the worst will happen. Then a slip up at the hospital causes an awkward moment between the boys.

Kirby can't find anyone in the castle. He runs around distressed and it saddens him when no ones there. But Meta Knight comes to the rescue! :D

OLD: TFA ficlet, contains spoilers for A Bridge Too Close. Features: Megatron, Starscream, and the dark indifferent bleakness of space.

...or not. Red Alert was rescued, but the Ark forgot one rather important detail. Like Starwaves sparkmate. Sequel to 'Replacement'

G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.

G1 oneshot. The life and times of the Giant Purple Griffin. Because sometimes, you have to really wonder if Megatron is just bored some days.

TF:A As the Decepticon’s retreat from Cybertron, Megatron takes the time to try and figure out his second in Command. Slight Megatron and Starscream fluff along with a hint of Blitzwing and Lugnut. Reviews are my new best friend XD

Fifty sentences on Ratchet and Wheeljack. More to come.

G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.

Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.

Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!

G1 oneshot. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you cannot remember the name of the song. And sometimes, no matter how hard you listen, you cannot hear the melody. Despite this, it's still a noise in your head... :Soundwave character study, slashy:

Is it possible to love when your existence centres around death?

G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.

Each root and limb connected to the same trunk. .o TFA ProwlxJazz, sequel to Light o.

Starscream's ghost has been captured and now he has to pay the price for ruining Megatrons plans again. It was an idea that was in my head and thought you guys would like it...

G1: Megatron abuses Starscream to satisfy his bloodlust. Oneshot.

G1: Starscream only belonged to the sky. ONESHOT.

Megatron decides to treat his men to a much deserved sightseeing holiday in London. Oh dear... [Contains so much OOCness your head'll explode]

Very M-rated smut. That's all I can say really. You have been warned!

A series of oneshots describing seperate stages in their strange relationship. IronhideXChromia but of course, OptimusXElita. The rating will eventually go up. :D

Howard and Vince spend the night in after a long day at the Zooniverse. A few bottles of red wine later, and Vince is worried he'll confess everything... Howince fluffy oneshot.

Vince has one day left at the flat before he moves away to join a new band...will Howard pluck up the courage to share his feelings or will the maverick be left alone?

The story of Princess Moanna after she returns to her Kingdom. She's just turning seventeen and has to deal with the possiblity of an upcoming marriage, a snobbish cousin and another surprise she wasn't expecting. A FaunMoanna story. An AU.

Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.

The Dicepticons actually one and are having a party woo! But what happend when Megatron drinks to much? Slash fic! Megatron/Starscream.

...nothingness sounded awfully boring." RyuukxRem drabble. Because there's SO not enough of this pairing, and because episode twenty-five brings plot bunnies.

TF2k7: Scorponok is damaged in an explosion, while on a sweep with Blackout. En route to their temporary headquarters, and repair, the two share a few 'pleasant' memories. Slash. Blackout / Scorponok. Pre-earth, Cybertron, slash.

G1: Skywarp, after a prank gone terribly awry, is forced to stay behind, alone, to watch the monitors. He thought it didn't get any worse - and he was wrong... So, so wrong.

G1: Starscream is booted from the Decepticon base by Megatron to fly a pointless patrol circuit, in the interest of mutual sanity. Though initially in a foul temper, the Air Commander soon finds himself enjoying the free time.

TF:A. Starscream's thoughts after waking up. Set after Megatron Rising 2. Bit of a G1 one reference as well.

Transformers: Animated - Pre-'Megatron Rising'. The scavengers would pay for their, he sneered to think of the word, 'injustice'. :Megatron Drabble:

Generations may pass, but there are some things that just don't change. NabsxGan, AU oneshot

One-shot. Ever wonder where Snape got the idea for his title? Rated for language.

-You've skipped out on it since we woke up on this backwater mudball. Our performance is suffering.- Starscream, Thundercracker, snd Skywarp engaging in trine-snuggling and bonding. As much as one can, with a wingmate like Starscream anyway. Not fluffy.

Rated M for later sex references and ehem STUFF, and heavy swearing later. And it's RemxRyuk because I think Rem should be dominant, not Ryuk.

G1: Sometimes the thing you want the most is right under your nose and sometimes you find them in the most unexpected of places. Slash: Red Alert/Inferno, Jazz/Prowl

G1: Inferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red Alert

Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.

Even permanently happy people like Vince need a little cry every now and then.

An encounter with a gang of lowlifes leaves Vince doubting who he is. Howince fluff, which I seem to be writing too much of, but I can't resist! Contains potentially offensive language.

The little-known tale of Starscream's dare and how Megatron got that helmet. G1, silly little ficbit

It's the little moments that count the most. Pure, unashamed fluff. Vince/Howard slash.

G1 Side story to "Hunted Species". Starscream, weakened by a mysterious illness and grounded at the repair bay, ponders on his past and on his relationship with Megatron. Chapter 5: The Hidden Truth. Last chapter!

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

Based on the IDW continuity. Sideswipe arrives to Earth to find out about the fate of his twin brother. This is a bunny that attacked me after reading the reactions of the Twins/Sunny's fans about what Simon Furman plans to do with his character.

Vince is cold and can't sleep. Howard is warm and is asleep. Vince has an idea... Silly fluff.

Bellatrix attends Narcissas party, when someone casts a mistletoe charm on her. She's locked into place with none other then S.Snape and is forced to kiss him or stay frozen for two days, but knowing Bellatrix, she won't take it lightly...one shotR&R plz!

Often, when we do something, we have an intention behind the action. We usually finish the action with rather different intentions, however. Bellatrix learns this one evening when she goes to visit Severus at his home in Spinner's End. Severus/Bellatrix.

Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.

Starscream would from now on, give chocolate a lot more credit. Starscream x Megatron

G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!

Sometimes the monsters that haunt your dreams, are the ones you make. Megatron ruminates on his Elite Air Force.

Vince's POV on his unspoken, developing relationship with Howard. Set after 'Party.' Wasn't sure about the rating, so if you want me to put it up, I will.

G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.

Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R

Jazz is scared of something, and it's up to Prowl to find out what. Contains slash, but not smut. Is pure fluff/

G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Summary: Prowl works too hard... Short oneshot.

Megatron is always accusing Starscream of being a traitor… implied former MegatronStarscream.

One shot RemRyuk, hope you like it!

G1 Sequel to In what obedience lies. Megatron understood that there was a way to keep Starscream loyal to him. But what if both 'bots become confused about the differences which exists between obedience, subservience and love? Ch.7: Concessions.

G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...

MoriHoney Mori and Honey's feelings for each other take a new, exhilarating turn. Now it's up to them to conquer their fears and go where it leads, all the way.

[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]

G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...

moanna/faun - you can't just take things without expecting to give something in return.

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.

Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.

G1. Megatron muses on his Air Commander. Slashy, oneshot

Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth

G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”

tidbits of PanMoanna, just little chapters.

G1. Skywarp decides to take a night off and takes Thundercracker to an Autobot s tavern to have some drinks. There they will find unfriendly faces and will be involved in weird situations. My personal tribute to this beloved pair of seekers.

Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...

Skorponok gets a bath and remembers how he met Blackout

G1: Starscream does not like being ignored in favor of paperwork. Megatron/Starscream.

Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...

She looked at him, a smile of pure delight on her face as fairies flew around in joy, and the whole realm stood to welcome her, once glorious applause that shook the entire palace...

G1, preEarth - Megatron wants to know where his Air Commander has vanished to.

In the darkness Beetlejuice contemplates his sleeping wife.

An explanation of how Megatron and Starscream managed to coexist so long. G1 'verse. MegatronxStarscream if you want to see it.

[Pan's Labyrinth] FaunMoanna oneshot. The princess has returned to her kingdom, but her life may not be her own for very long. What is the true meaning behind the crescent mark on her shoulder? The Faun knows.

This is a story about love and the form it takes, and about the oddest places we can find it.

When the Master is away, Riff Raff and Magenta will play. Fluff Riff RaffMagenta ONE SHOT.

G1, preEarth Thundercracker meets Skywarp for the first time and major sparks fly. This one would be 'slash,' obviously. This one is also as I hot as I get, but it's still not smut. Nightwind don't do no smut.

[El Laberinto del FaunoPan's Labyrinth] A tribute to Pan's Labyrinth.

He loved making her smile...

Lydia reflects on her ex fiancee.

Done for the LJ 1sentence challenge. Slash and violence warning.

G1, S2 - Three of the Aerialbots visit the imprisoned Starscream.

NJ Rath has always understood everthing and everyone. So when Nefertina fals in love with Jakal he is there to give her sympathy and advice, but what is our Scribe hiding so well from the world?

The script of the episode that never was presented in story format. I wrote this in an attempt to 'flesh it out'. It's much more than just dialogue, people.

A typical day in the Decepticon base and Starscream learns something new. Not at all serious. G1 'verse.

[OneShot] Nabooru had always admired and loved the Dark King but never had the chance to tell him, until now. A Nabooru x Ganondorf LEMON because they don't get enough love. REVISED.

Ryuk is annoyed over the limitations of the Death Note rules. Especially XXXVI. RyukRem, oneshot.

A ONESHOT about everyone's favorite Tallests. Written to answer the question, How can they hold their heads and all that armor up when they're so skinny?

The Tallest can rule the empire with only two fingers...

G1,TFTM A short vignette about Starscream's darkest moments, and two guys who have no respect for the angsty dead.

Da Vinci Code parody with a Silas twist.

While the god of death gorges on fruit, the human he's chosen to associate with wonders what it's like to be consumed. [Dubiously onesided RaitoRyuuku]

Pieces from the constantly intertwined lives of Red and Purple. RAPR.

Complete! Things are starting to change at home for Dib and Gaz. A freak snowstorm literally traps the siblings inside. And, as we all know, that's never a good thing. A random, pointless DAGR fluff fic!

Red and Purple one shot Tallest fluff, with added traumatizing of... everyone. Who needs plot!

[G1]Prowl is one of the Autobots assigned to the energon run to Earth, while Jazz remains at the Moonbase.... contains Prowl.Jazz slash... TFs property of HasTak.

[a one shot mini mystery] Mello is accused of destroying Watari's computer, but insists he's innocent? Will L uncover the truth, and secure justice? [rated it T to be safe]

When Prowl witnesses Jazz's supposed death on a mission, he finds himself falling to pieces... until a certain black and white returns to put him back together again. Slash, WAFF, angst.

Energon Megatron ponders the reality of the 'new' Starscream, and how it has affected him. slash implied, but very light

Starscream is a prisoner of the Autobots and he's slowly going nuts. Will anyone show him any compassion until negotiations for his freedom are complete? Well...maybe one. Wonder what 'Screamer will think of that.

Thundercracker, Skywarp, and a cleaning system... do I really need to say more? (slash)

G1. Jazz and Prowl each look forward to spending some time together...alone.

Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]

G1. Megatron and Starscream find out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk around your subordinates. [WARNING for mm slash, innuendo and general vulgarity. Rrated to be on the safe side.]

Reposted and revised! Chapter Two up. Gaz and Dib deal with the repercussions of their actions.

Gaz and Dib try to deal with everything. Chapter Five is up.

In the days before Impending Doom, only one Tallest reigned supreme. However, his days were numbered and a successor was needed. But what happens when there isn't one successor... but two?

G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...

Starscream uses a 'unique' method to dispose of the drones that are meant to replace him. Featured in the Botcon 97 magazine and received votes for Best Fanfic Ever and Funniest Fanfic Ever in the Trannie 2000 Awards.