Author's note: Ya' see this is why my sister and I should not be allowed Oreo's, Twislers, Capri Sun, milkshakes, Starbursts/Milkduds, Red Vines, AND a soda of our choice all, within ten hours of each other. Hopefully Blitzwing's accent is right…
Warning: Blitzwing is stuck on Random, that's warning enough 'cause you know he's going to be singing.
Disclaimer: I own neither the characters nor the songs…no…Just NO!...TT
Down By the Bay
The Decepticons were doomed…
During their last battle with the Autobots Blitzwing had been damaged. Or perhaps one of them had just hit him in the head too hard, whatever the cause, the effect was dire.
Blitzwing's dominate personality was stuck on Random.
Nobody had heard a word from Cold or Angry in days, and Blitzwing had quickly gotten on BlackArachnia's nerves. However, there was just no time to get him proper medical aid and she just had to live with him. As did everyone else.
"Look! Here she comes!" Blitzwing cried as BlackArachnia entered the counsel chambers. "Ze Itchy Bitchy Spida Crawled up ze vater spout!"
"Shut up Blitzwing!" BlackArachnia paused for a moment noticing the echo. Apparently, she was no longer the only one sick of him; both Starscream and even Lugnut (who had the most tolerance for Random's personality) had joined her in her shout.
Blitzwing cocked his head in confusion "Zou dun like singing?" He asked "Zou just need to find ze right song!" He declared and started a round of 'Mississippi Squirrel'
"Blitzwing!" The trio cried over him, when he didn't listen, Starscream and Lugnut turned to BlackArachnia and explained how the triple-changer had started singer 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' and 'I am Ironman' when they had come in.
"Dun like zat von either?" Blitzwing asked his answer was a unanimous NO, "Vell I'm SURE you all know zis von!"
"Blitzwing stop!" They groaned.
"Puuuuuut zour left foot in! Put zour left foot out! Put zour left foot in and shake it all about! You do ze Hookie Pookie and you turn zourself avound! Zat's vhat its all about!" He sang and clapped
"BLITZWING!"
"Puff ze Maaagic Draaagon, liiives by ze sea!" He started again louder and more off key, trying to make himself heard over everyone.
"Aughh!" Arachnia groaned rubbing her temples as if she had developed a headache, considering her half organic body she might have, "Where does he learn these songs!?" She cried.
"My bet is that he parks outside of human 'Elementary schools' and listens to the kindergarteners." Starscream shouted to her over Blitzwing and from across the table.
"He a tank and a jet," Arachnia retorted angrily "WHERE, exactly do you think he'd 'park'" She inquired
"I'm so very happy 'cause zere's only von of me!" Blitzwing sang, "…Vait …zat doesn't vork 'cause zere's three of me…"
"Maybe he stays in jet mode and lands on the roof." Lugnut suggested uncovering his audio sensors so that he could hear any response.
"Down by ze baaay! Vere ze vatermelon grooow! Back to my hooome! I dare not gooo!" Blitzwing sang, trying yet another song. Unbeknownst to them the doors opened and Megatron entered, "Fooor it I dooo! My leader's goona saaay:"
"You ever see a whale with a poka-dotted tail?" the Decepticon lord picked up on cue, immediately clapping his hands over his mouth with his optics widened in shock at what he'd just let slip.
All stared at him in surprise. The silence did not last long before:
"Dooown byyy ze baaay, down by ze baaay! Vere ze vatermelon grooow! Back to my hooome! I dare not gooo! Fooor it I dooo! My leader's goona saaay:"
"Sweet Primus, what have I done?" Megatron growled quietly hiding his face in his palms.
"DOWN BY ZE BAY!!"
Author's end note: I think Blitzwing's going to be shot… Those songs are going to be struck in your head all day if you don't do something right now. Forgive me, I couldn't help it. One song I couldn't fit in there was the Ievas polka (I don't have the lyrics, and quite frankly I don't even know if that's an actual language being sung or just very clever jibberish). I highly suggest listening to the Basshunter remix, its very addicting, but I'm also warning that if you listen to it a couple times its going to be stuck in your head for DAYS! Anyway I hope you like this fic, it's only my second attempted at humor, so please be kind and give me encouraging reviews.
Editor: I hope I got all the mistakes that Zaerith made, I usually miss something and don't ever fix it… oh well, I hope you guys had as much fun with that as we did (oh those poor Decepticons, what did they do to deserve that?) -laughs- Leave nice reviews.