AU fic based on an advert for Chanel No5 starring Nicole Kidman. Vince is the most famous male model in the world, Howard is a struggling poet. Vince runs away from a red carpet event and into Howard's life...

She wasn't always called Ultra.... The story of how she met Neon. Neon/Ultra femmeslash

Three drabbles 100 word fics written for a "proverbs" challenge on LJ. They aren't interconnected, but three separate stand-alones. M rating is for chapter 3, so if you don't like M rated things, you can still read the first two.

Howard and Vince raising their daughter. Sequel to "From Conception to Birth"

Jones was many things, but mostly, he was there. Slash Dan/Jones

After Vince drinks what he thinks is an aphrodisiac, he experiences some unforeseen consequences.... Warning: contains explicit m/m sex and mpreg. Don't like, don't read.

It's not like he was perving or anything, he just happened to be stood there when Howard started all that nonsense...

A series of short stories about Naboo and Bollo, from Bollo's "death" in series one to post series three. Howard and VInce appear in some of them, but it's mainly about Naboolio and his familiar.

Jones is drunk and overly amorous at a party. Dan allows him to take his frustrations out on him. Dan/Jones

Nathan Barley: Dan Ashcroft hates himself completely and utterly. In his own eyes he is little better than a cheap whore to Jonnatton Yeah? and he doesn't see how someone like Jones could continue to put up with him for much longer. Dan/Jones

Howard isn't getting into the Christmas spirit, so Naboo casts a spell on him to help him be more festive. Howince.

This is a series of drabbles written for the fanfic100 community on livejournal. There will eventually be one hundred of them. They are all about the relationship between Tomoyo and Meiling. Some are connected and some stand alone.

Howard and Vince at a naturist beach. That's really all there is too it.

Vince has been going through Naboo's stuff again, but this time he's found something very interesting.

A year on from the events of "Party" and Vince still isn't over Howard. Songfic based on "I don't wanna get over you" by the Magnetic Fields.

Flight of the Conchords: Bret goes to a bar with Dave to find a girlfriend, but finds himself with a bit of a crush instead. Jemaine, is less than impressed. Bret/Jemaine onesided Bret/Dave SLASH

Howard and Vince are finally getting married! This is a complete crack fic, not an attempt at serious prose in any way. Cameos from many minor characters. Surprise secondary pairings...

Ryan has a heart-to-heart with Jimmie about why he "admires" Troy Bolton so much. Onesided Jimmie/Troy, Troy/Gabriella, implied Chad/Ryan, slight onesided Jimmie/Ryan SLASH

Set after the episode Fountain of Youth, Naboo minds baby Vince and Howard. He hasn't slept in three days and hasn't smoked in five. Will he go mad before Saboo and Tony Harrison come back from the fountain of ageing?

A Sweet songfic. Pete/Stitch from Stitch's POV. Slash

Oneshot, not connected to my Damaged series. Jonnatton Yeah? gets Dan to write an article about sex aids for men. Dan/Jones. Very mature/explicit content.

“Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.”- Oscar Wilde Howard/Vince

Warnings for heavy crack. Naboo and Bollo stay home and to watch a film together and get wasted. Naboo begins thinking that he and Bollo are more than just shaman and familiar. Bollo begins to feel uncomfortable

This was written for a songfic challenge on livejournal. Howard had left and Vince misses him. Vince thinks about Howard and what he meant and still means to him. Howince

Nathan Barley fic: Dan's not in love with Jones. He's not. Dan/Jones

Nathan Barley: A side story to my Damaged series, set some time in the future, when Dan is at home healing up and Nurse Jones is on the case. Considerably fluffier than Damaged. Dan/Jones

A songfic based on the song, "Anyone else but you" by the Moldy Peaches. It's basically a series of interconnected moments in the Howard/Vince relationship. There's no underlying plot, it's just snapshots of the two of them as a couple.

Old Gregg talks about his downstairs mixup. Rated M for a reason!

Written for this prompt on livejournal: "Vince falls in love with an inanimate object. Preferably a bridge. Preferably the Clifton Suspesion Bridge. That has been renamed Howard." Rated M for a reason!

Howard waits for Vince to come home and thinks about their relationship. Onesided Howince.

Dan and Jones ask each other how old they are. There is both kissing and cuddling of a homosexual nature. You have been warned.

Flight of the Conchords: After Jemaine ill-advisedly bets the heating budget against the Harlem Globetrotters, Bret and Jemaine have to pitch a tent in their bedroom to keep warm at night. Footnotes at the end of the fic. Bret/Jemaine. SLASH

Spoilers for pg 196 of "The Mighty Book of Boosh" Neon and Ultra have a sneaky bath together after improvising a plug out of a plastic bag and a mug. Neon/Ultra Femmeslash. No likey no looky.

Flight of the Conchords: Bret and Jemaine are home sick, so Murray brings them a movie to watch while they recover. Bret/Jemaine. Warnings: slash, tooth rotting fluff

Vince has never heard the story of Cinderella. After some cajoling, Howard takes him to see the local production of the Panto. Vince isn't sure why Cinderella has to be with the prince though. What's wrong with ending up with your best mate? Howince