Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

Orihara Izaya would never reveal that he was frequently tortured by nightmares. Nor would he reveal the cause of said nightmares. This was his secret which he kept hidden deep inside himself. (Warning: contains non-con and graphic violence)

Halloween Special! AU Story of Vampire Izaya and Priest/Vampire Hunter Shizuo! In which Shizuo accidentally makes a blood contract, binding the vampire to him as his servant. But Izaya refuses to be tamed that easily.

"May the world you fought for never stop endeavoring to be a legacy worthy of you." NYH-universe one-shot. A modern day account in honor of the 100th anniversary of the Armistice, signed on the 11th hour, of the 11th day, or the 11th month in 1918. Alfred F. Jones/Arthur Kirkland (US & UK)

"Attached to your neck is a collar that will inject a poison into your jugular vein two days from now. Forcibly removing the device will also trigger the poison. Somewhere on this island is the antidote." His hands reached up to his neck and he felt the cool metal of the collar. "Live or die. Make your choice."

A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

It was suppose to be a business relationship when Izaya approached Delic, Shizuo's cousin, to be his freelance information gatherer. But Izaya should have known things could never go as planned with monsters like them as Delic and Shizuo both get into a twisted love triangle with Izaya.

Starry-eyed law student Alfred Jones lands a summer position at a firm, assisting the highest paid defense attorney this side of the Atlantic, Arthur Kirkland. Alfred believes he's got it made, but there's more to Kirkland's jury-charming smile than he first assumed. USUK

'Harold Wilson couldn't understand what Nicole saw in that chubby bunny. Well, actually, chubby was an understatement. Harold had seen ships with less cargo compared to Richard Watterson.' Takes place sometime after Nicole and Richard met as kids in "The Choices".

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

"Ugh, seriously, who arranges a meeting the day before Christmas Eve?" USUK, Christmas fic. America and England verbally maul each other in a hotel room.

Chapter 15: As usual, Alfred has waited until the last minute to find a present for his office gift exchange. Fortunately for him, it seems someone else is in the same predicament... {My collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one.}

Fourth year Hufflepuff Alfred Jones has determined to remake his image this year. If all goes well, that awesome Gryffindor seeker with the eyebrows will pay attention to his pick up lines. UsUk. HP AU

What if you could tell if someone was lying? After an accident, Izaya gains the ability to see lies, which a certain monster happens to be impervious to. Bored with his humans, he decides to toy with the unpredictable man, unaware that Shizuo has secrets of his own. Shizaya

It's the 1880s and America is desperate for England's attention and a way into his bed. He's not above dragging Shakespeare into it - and definitely not above stealing his skull. For England's birthday/Shakespeare's birthday/400th anniversary of his death.

japan has been decimated by a zombie apocalypse, and orihara izaya is willing to go to great lengths to survive. even partner up with heiwajima shizuo. rated for violence.

AU where Izaya is born as an omega prince. They must keep this fact a secret to protect the dignity of their kingdom and Izaya struggles being born an omega and yet strive to be stronger than all the alphas in the world.

Izaya never met Shinra, and he's the perfect model student in Raijin High – in contrast to his best friend Heiwajima Shizuo, Raijin High's most infamous delinquent. Yet their peace is disrupted by fate's other plans. Shizaya Raijin High slight AU.

Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.

In Ikebukuro, everything is connected. When two of the city's most prominent figures get together, the change in their relationship cascades across the people of the city - even as the two men deal with issues of their own. Izuo and Shizaya

"Of all the people I could've gotten stuck in an elevator with and it had to be you."

With a fracture between two groups, the bonds of South Park's power couple look severed. When Supercraig chooses his side above his fake boyfriend, Wondertweek must make new allies. Who better than the town's best superhero? Fractured but Whole centirc.

"The human heart is such a fragile thing...isn't it, Izaya?" There's a new mastermind in Ikebukuro, and the information broker has found his match. Shizuo is missing, Shinichi is amused, and Izaya's heart is breaking. Shizaya. 'May the best man win, Orihara.'

Shiki x Izaya. Shiki receives a mysterious call from a High school kid who knows just a bit too much.

Rick decides to finally do something about Morty's bullying problem.

Izaya blackmails Shizuo to go to the amusement park with him on a date he'll never forget. Shizaya and canon pairings.

Stan finds a video featuring Kyle that shocks him a bit. A bit more exploring into it shows that it's not by choice, and Kenny and Kyle are both in danger from this world that they've entangled themselves into. Unfortunately, their unlikely savant may want a piece of the pie all to himself. M for a reason.

Established Shizaya relationship where they spend their first Christmas Eve together as a couple at an ice skating rink!

USUK. Christmas fic. "For all your merciless savaging of the humans, there are elements of their society you would not be without." England gestured around the glittering ballroom, decorated in frosted finery for the Christmas party they were well in the thick of. "You have always enjoyed Christmas."

The Higher you Climb, the Harder you Fall. The God has fallen, leaving behind the scattered remains of a broken human. Orihara Izaya had never thought he would fall. But the One Who Looks Over The Crowd will soon realize there are those who appreciate him on the day of birth of his existence. One-sided Izuo/Shizaya. Optional Sequel to The 4th of May

Summer, Morty, and Rick return late from an adventure one night, but the exhaustion is starting to take a pretty heavy toll on the kids. Rated T for language and implied mental illnesses.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

Warning: Graphic depictions of violence. Dub-con. In an alternate universe, a nation resembling feudal Japan, cut off from the rest of the world, gets attacked by modern type troops. Izaya is a citizen who gets captured in their overwhelming first attack, while Shizuo is a front-line soldier. Yaoi.

Morty can't stop thinking about what Rick said when he had held a gun to the old man's head. Something wasn't right about it. Something was off. His thoughts lead him to only one possibility and it is a possibility that scares him to death. It leaves him only one option - confront Rick. Set after episode 4 of season 2.

Arthur was born with a special tattoo - the first words his soul mate will ever say to him. But Arthur was also born mute, so how will his soul mate be able to find him without a matching tattoo of their own?

After the events of A Rickle in Time, Morty is upset by Rick's apparent apathy towards him. He seeks the night air for some comfort, and ends up getting it from his sister, who is not fooled by Rick's harsh words.

Kadota x Izaya. Shizuo x Izaya. Izaya wants a boyfriend who can protect him from abusive Shizuo. But unfortunately for Kadota, Izaya has other plans than having just one boyfriend.

Tsukishima x Hachimenroppi alt. ver. Shizuo x Izaya. Tsuki is one of the stars in the constellations who falls in love with Roppi. But Roppi was so abused in the past, he refuses to open his heart to anyone. Story of Star-crossed lovers.

First impressions were important, especially in a world where the first words you said to your soul mate would be tattooed on their body from birth. Much to Arthur's annoyance, his own tattoo simply said "Hi", and that wasn't helpful at all.

Alfred had always been very liberal with his personal information in his rise to stardom. He may be Hollywood's newest golden boy (according to the articles, anyway) but he wanted to be open with fans and show them he was a real person just like them. So when TV chat show host Emma Peeters asked what time it read on his soul mate clock, Alfred had told her the truth. Big mistake...

A light that is so precious. A light that brings hope and can change any situation from dire to okay. A light that one would kill for. Killua would certainly kill for him.

USUK. "An oath." Alfred put out his palm. "Swear yourself to me, Arthur, and I to you." Fourth of July fic with a hint of Sweet Devil. In two parts.

America wanted England to be his so bad. But it seems the only one England sees is France. One-sided USUK, FrUK

UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.

Izaya loses his memory and Shizuo is involved. Shizaya

After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.

"I don't know. It just happened." Those words were the honest truth. Izaya pretends to be afraid of Shizuo, unprepared for the consequences. Shizaya.

For the 70th anniversary of VE Day. "And as for us... all it can mean is that we're still human enough to shout and cheer amongst them. After everything we've done, we can still love. What's so bad about that?" USUK

USUK, Cardverse. The ravens gather at the blue windows in the dusk. Alfred has a birthday present for him but it stays nestled in his pocket, worn and creased. This year, same as always, he can't bring himself to hand it over.

Human AU; while Arthur attempts to tutor Alfred in his worst subject, Alfred attempts to occupy his time with something more interesting, in which he utterly fails as well. As a tutor, Arthur does his job regardless, though it's not to the usual standards. Pairing: USUK, mentions of FrUk.

ONE-SHOT. After another emotionally-scarring adventure, Morty is fed up with Rick's advice to "not think about it." But to Morty's surprise, not all of Rick's methods are just pure madness. R&R appreciated!

From the moment his Prime Minister tasked him with consummating the special relationship until Alfred's confession, Arthur hadn't realized that he had been bitterly treating this as just another business venture. He had only taken into account his own ire over being bartered like some courtesan to an infuriating idiot like Alfred Jones, and not what Alfred would be feeling...

An annoyed Izaya deals with a happy, drunk Shizuo. Shizaya crack. Plot later on. Complete with timeline included.

America has just learnt that Sweden calls Finland his wife. He decides to do the same to England. Obviously, England isn't very pleased. USUK

America and England has this Special Relationship, right? Yeah, France doesn't like it. FrUK

America hates England's cooking. He really does. But, wait—"Who did you make those scones for if not me?" USUK

What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.

Arthur Kirkland is busy staring longingly at his co-worker, Alfred, when he is interrupted by a phonecall from a radio DJ. It's time for the show's daily dating segment 'Flirty at 9:30' and apparently someone has a secret crush on Arthur...

Reclusive Arthur Kirkland lives a quiet and routine existence inside the house he hasn't stepped out of for three years. That is until his cheerful, extroverted new neighbor, Alfred F. Jones, moves in next door. Agoraphobic!ArthurxAlfred.

He knows the fragility of the human heart, and he knows for the one which belongs to that man, he has to break it before he can win. Because Izaya is human, and his heart can be broken. And so he will shatter it, so that he can pick up the pieces and put them back together to form a heart which will belong to only him.

Epilogue to The King of Slytherin

Once Arthur Kirkland got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts he was ecstatic. He thought it was the chance to prove himself to his family. Arthur learns of his talent for magic and communication of the nonhuman kind. He runs into the young wizard Alfred F. Jones, who manages to turn his life upside down in the most unpleasant of ways. ((Future UsUk along with other pairings))

Young men have a fierce, careless beauty; it's the something in them that makes them want to be soldiers, makes them want to kill. It has been bred into them, bloodline to bloodline, so that they value medals over sons. For the D-Day 70th anniversary.

Before he gained his monstrous strength, he knew a girl who was kind to the unsociable him. Before he started loving humans, he knew a boy who accepted the lonely him. But leaving without a goodbye brings pain to both hearts. There's no way the flea can be his Iza-chan, and it's impossible for that monster to be his Shizu-chan. Slight AU Shizaya

Amelia F. Jones, United States of America, now finds herself facing the post-war world of a socially divided Europe. With the looming threat of the USSR, Arthur Kirkland realizes that it is time to look to a new leader. -A short one-shot describing a moment between England and nyo!America following Churchill's Iron Curtain speech. Hints of UKxfem!US.

A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.

Francis talks Alfred into watching a video of three girls answering questions for a chance to date him, but there's a catch: his best friend, Arthur, is answering them all, too, because he thinks it's just to show how well he knows his best friend!

Our boys are painfully bored in physics class, so Alfred employs some fun coping methods.

"What do I think?" This is a dangerous question. England pauses, looking at his king. Henry, that spoilt, tempestuous brat. "I think it's quite the silliest thing I have heard from you yet. What think you of naming it 'The Church of Henry?" For St George's Day/England's birthday.

Lightning flashes and thunder roars. It only makes everything ten times worse as nightmares eat him alive. If only there was someone he could go to, someone who would understand. But Rick could never do that, never be the person Morty needs. Fortunately that doesn't keep Morty from trying anyway.

Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.

This was a mistake. He was a mistake. Michael was never supposed to happen, and Near is willing to go to desperate measures to make sure nobody knows about it. But Mello isn't willing to let Near throw their child away quite so easily. Mpreg, MxN.

USUK/GerIta/Spamano: America wants to gift England with the world - but in a tightly-controlled post-war era where the nations are forced into liaisons for the sake of a stable economy and world peace, all he has to give is the American Dream.

"If they only knew how wonderful it is to be in love. " USUK

Aftermath of the Meeseeks episode. Morty can't sleep, Morty can't eat, and he won't tell anyone why. But Rick knows, and he's going to help his grandson through his nightmares. And also teach him about wielding a ray gun. R&R appreciated!

The world has died. Alfred and Kiku are the only living things left. They're both broken, but together...perhaps they can fill in at least some of the cracks.

"He was my sunshine amid rains like this; he was the wonderful tune that played in my ears for every shout of disappointment at me. He was the greatest good through all my worst." USUK

Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.

When Arthur admits to having a crush on Francis, Alfred makes it his goal to get them together for the Winter Dance. But was it his generosity that made him offer to help rehearse the dance beforehand or was it that nasty jealousy? And Arthur realizes he was blind for not noticing how beautiful Alfred's eyes were.

Kiku had stopped believing in love but Alfred was his only exception.

"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK

When you're walking over bones you have to get some good out of it, convince yourself that it wasn't all for nothing. One-shot for Remembrance Day.

Five times South Park has brought Kyle to the brink of sanity and Stan has brought him back.

France had always loved England, but not in a romantic kind of way. His feelings started to change when he noticed other nations with their eyes on his Britain. Now France has what he wants, but those other nations aren't willing to give up on having England to themselves so easily.../Re-upload/

USUK AU: It's 1937 in Egypt and historian Arthur Kirkland and his eccentric, genius accomplice, Alfred Jones, plot to steal The Heart of Ra from the University of Cairo. If all goes to plan, its owner, Turkish collector Sadiq Adnan, won't even notice. Mini multi-chapter fic.

I'd become a routine for Kyle, having three his best friends sneaking into his room at night. He knew it was wrong but really he couldn't stop. Style, K2, Kyman One-Shot. Hope you enjoy!

Hatred is stronger than love. That was what Orihara Izaya had always thought, until Heiwajima Shizuo's wedding day. The protozoan proved him wrong again, for the last time. One-sided Shizaya/Izuo. Character study on Izaya

Arthur wants to surprise Alfred with a cake. Guess what happens? ( - - ) USUK one-shot. Rated T for language and suggestive content. The title will make sense at the end.

Another world meeting is held. Oh? Whats this? England acting strange? Oh its nothing, just the Brit unconsciously acting sexy and making four nations and the rest of the world want him. Yaoi!

It's probably a safety thing, something about being protected, not being left alone. But England doesn't really care about that. She just wants to hear America's heartbeat when he fucks her. Hetalia US/Fem!UK. M for sex.

USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.

Kyle's just showing the new kid around. What happens when Stan, Kenny and Eric get jealous? Slash! Style, K2, Kyman. One-shot

Craig realises Tweek just can't kiss. Pointless little one-shot.

Stan and Kyle go through the arduous process of expanding their family. StanxKyle.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**

Arthur Kirkland is not a cynic. He's just a romantic living in the real world, and he knows he has to be logical sometimes. So when he decides True Love probably isn't going to find him, it only seems logical to build the perfect partner for himself, in the form of a personal android named Alfred. (Of course, as a romantic, Arthur should have known logic and love don't mix.)

England loses a bet and must wear a very tight pair of skinny jeans to a world meeting. The other nations find this hot. But, the sensation that his jeans and their lecherous attention create annoy America. What does he do about it? Sexy-times ensue! De-anon from the Kink Meme.

Stan likes to associate plant names with Kyle. Kyle is not amused. For Hollycomb.

America made it his mission to celebrate every countries birthday and he succeeded. But it looks like they missed our favorite Brit's. "But wait...Does anybody know England's birthday!" "No..." Well thats a problem. /mention of England x world. Why? Cuz its adorable./

Takes place after the 'Our Failed April Fool's' episode in the Beautiful World Series. Both Alfred and Arthur couldn't find the 'embarrassing photos'. Arthur is understandably angered and wants revenge. But Alfred is getting distracted by how cute his lover is in that nurse outfit and decides to act on this opportunity to play with him...established USUK pairing with lovely YAOI.

They had started a game of love, sex and humiliation, like a twisted round of chess in which both players tried to turn their opponent into one of their pawns. Abusive!Shiki/Izaya, Shizaya.

Shizuo and Izaya are in a relationship. Izaya decides to bring their intimate life up a notch with some milk... (Happy Shizaya day! 4/2/13)

Izaya goes missing and Tsukumoya acts like he doesn't care even when he's expending far too much energy on hunting Izaya down.

This is a collection of Pottertalia fics that I'll be writing here and there as inspiration takes me. The first fic is for Sweethearts Week, but there will be more in the future that I will add to this. I ship them in all houses, and as professors or as students, so you've been warned! I'll always put their positions/background at the top. (Rated M for some smut)

Alfred is finally together with Arthur after ten years of waiting.

Stan Marsh comes out and the whole town reacts. Can Stan find an equilibrium in the shifting relationships between him and his classmates, his dad, and his best friend? Randy is ridiculous, Cartman is a ridiculous asshole, and Kyle has his reputation to think of. Style.

Kyle is held together by two things: the notion that he can move forward, step by step, addressing each problem as it arises, and Stan's manly eyebrows. StanxKyle. Post college.

For this one moment, Alfred F. Jones was not the wandering bohemian whose father kicked him out of the house at the age of 17. For this single moment, Honda Kiku was not a genius trapped in the mindset of a perfectionist, living his whole life to please. They were the actual, they were both something and nothing, two breathing bodies clinging to one strand of hope.

Wally has tried to say it twenty-nine times...you gotta hand it to him, the boy doesn't give up. Wally/Numbuh 4xKuki/Numbuh 3. (Thanks to Ajir for the cover art!)

Arthur is spending Christmas alone at Hogwarts, telling himself he enjoys the peace and quiet without Alfred around to bother him. But when a letter arrives from his fellow Gryffindor, Arthur is forced into quite a few new revelations about his insufferable American friend. Shameless HPverse USUK Christmas fluff.

"I'll always remember it as the Christmas Kyle broke into my house."

Countries aren't human, no matter how much they look or pretend. They suffer more than a human's share of joy and grief, love and hate, life and death. Life matters to them no more than death appeals. Shots and drabbles about the existence of the nations.

Song fic to 'Mad World.' America wonders and wanders, but doesn't get many answers. In loving memory of the Connecticut school shooting victims.

England hates America, to the point where he's starting to develop what he figures is most likely an illness or an allergic reaction to the idiot. But when he falls ill for real, and America insists on taking care of him, England starts to wonder how much longer he can call his emotions a simple sickness...USUK

'"May I have this dance?" Alfred surprised him by asking, his voice low and soft, his face closer to Arthur's than he could remember it ever being. He was helpless to do anything but nod, his heart throwing itself frantically against his chest.' Its England's birthday, and America has a special surprise waiting for him. USUK oneshot. Fluff! Gift Fic. (Not a songfic)

"Death is the most important thing about us – wars, sickness, starvation. We grow stagnant should the blood cease to run in our streets.." England clenched his fists on the tabletop. "America, do you not starve?" Bored with peace, England and America wear the skins of their own literary monsters. Crossover with original!Sherlock Holmes. UKUS. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.

USUK AU: Based on the 2010 Halloween illustrations by Himaruya. A supernatural take on WWII pits human Alfred, with his silver-tipped chainsaw, against vampire Arthur - the man who was, and still is, the most important thing in the world to him. Their love is not an easy one and, indeed, a plaything to everyone else. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.

At least half the world gets roses from Arthur Kirkland. At least half the world has feelings for him. At least half the world never acts on them. WorldXEngland fic. Semi-historical, as in mentions events. Please vote on who he will end up with! Vote by review or PM. Uploaded Sundays. Canonverse. Read and review, it means a lot. T but rating may go up. ASAS xx

Based off a prompt in the USUK kink meme. America has a slideshow prepared to explain one of his brilliant ideas at the next world conference, but it somehow gets switched with a video of a much different nature. USUK, obviously, with small hints of GerIta because I just couldn't resist. Yaoi, so don't like, don't read.

Part of the 'Thirty: Thirty-Nine' tumblr project. 'They always smell of the raids, of the smoke and debris and fuel, because that is all their lives have become, relentless day-and-night-day-and-night-day-and-night, devoured utterly by the need to win.' USUK.

'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992

How did America manage to talk England into being a substitute teacher for a day? Well he did, and so our favorite Brit's day begins! But along the way, he meets some people who aren't so different from himself. teacher!America and England. Not actively shipping, but somewhat USUK. T for Arthur's language.

England and his litle brother, America, are reunited once again. America is bigger now, he's a little older, and England is worried he won't want the hugs and kisses he used to love before. At first, nothing seems different, but that night, England realises that something has changed.

Based on the concept of Bonnie and Clyde. Two lovers saunter through nameless towns. They embrace each other and bathe in the the sins of their crimes. True love doesn't always come with a happy ending. Character Deaths.

Arthur and Alfred have a very meaningful friendship. And yet it's nothing compared to Alfred's "special" relationship with his virtual girlfriend in a dating sim game. Really, it's in Alfred's best interests if Arthur sneaks into his house and destroys that stupid game. The fact that he's jealous doesn't have anything to do with it. ...Not much, anyway.

AU Two childhood friends that now hate each other. Two dreamers who share the same dream. Two sex friends who can't admit their true feelings. Two pen pals that will meet for the first time. And two boys who will have to fight everyone to be together. These are the stories of ten men who came to realize a little thing called love.

After realising England doesn't seem to have an actual birthday, America decides to plan a surprise birthday party for him! And of course he's getting France and Canada to help him!

After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK

My first fanfiction, and my first published UsUk fanfiction. Takes place years and years after the revolution. I'm sorry if the events or whatever don't make sense. Enjoy and review please!

Short sequel to "An Independence Hymn." The morning after, America thinks about what happened on his birthday. Turns out he didn't need anyone to show him the truth. Done because of requests.

USUK. On 4th July, 1950, America unloops history in his bid to rid the world of Communism. The result is the initiation of War Plan Red: war with Great Britain and all that inevitably follows in 1939.

England hates the 4th of July. However, a series of nations is going to try to change this by showing him a different side of America, and maybe help him realize his own feelings. Parody of A Christmas Carol. USUK. Both human and country names used.

In which Shinichi watches, and attempts to understand why he keeps watching. One sided Shinichi x Izaya with a side of Shizaya.

Arthur's anger explodes, and a spell gone wrong brings him back to the past...though not through time travel. Alfred has never been good with child care.

USUK. The Suit Kingdom exists as a manufactured barrier between the bloodied human and dying fairy realms as the twentieth century slides ever closer to a second war. The story of a human king, his fairy queen and the worlds between them.

First they hated each other. Then they didn't care. Then they missed each other. And now they're this. Who would have thought it? USUK at Hogwarts. No real story, just some moments between the two of them.

19th century England. Arthur Kirkland is a struggling writer without two coppers to rub together. Why then, should he care if a little urchin in rags should appear at his doorstop in the dead of night?

Collection of Shizaya drabbles and oneshots. Ch. 4: Shizuo/Izaya "Sometimes, Izaya really envied Shizuo's muscular body."

USUK: "You and I bring out the best in each other," Alfred goes on, pulling off the canvas sheet to let the blazing sun glitter over the spoil of new nylon. "Together we are strong."

Arthur Kirkland did not stick fingers down his throat. He did not force it to come up in chunks and spews. He resisted. He had control, not regret, not remorse, not afterthought. But Alfred is just trying to help, you can't push everyone away. AU Us/Anorexic!UK Eating disorder and mentions of squeamish things.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

On Memorial Day, Alfred contemplates why people fight and die for things. Arthur comes over and comforts him a bit. Written while listening to the song 21 Guns. A Memorial Day Tribute.

You don't have a heart. It never occurred to you that you might grow one.

USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.

"O-oh, right, of course," England mumbled, absently fumbling around with his papers in a vain attempt to act like he WASN'T just daydreaming about getting it on with America on various pieces of IKEA furniture.

Does England have any fears? America is determined to find out... Friendly/Brotherly USUK, although it can seem romantic if you want it to.

It can only be awkward when Hungary and Prussia have to tell Austria they're engaged. But what if an old friend comes to visit as well? PruHun and AusSwiss mostly, but upcoming sprinklings of USUK, Franada, Spamano, and SuFin.

Crossover with the film 'Anonymous'. 'William Shakespeare.' "It is a good name," England says with a grin, looking at it. "Memorable."

It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot

Izaya and Kadota have the oddest sort of friendship in high school.

Nobody really likes getting up in the morning, but Shizuo and Izaya prove that some mornings can be pretty damn good. Deanon from the kink meme.

Due to a bit of Shinra's experimentation, Izaya somehow finds himself in the past. And not just anywhere in the past, but in Shizuo's childhood home. Thinking this is the perfect opportunity to study his favorite toy, Izaya ends up staying...Full sum. in

On a night out at a club, Shizuo meets the enigmatic Kanra. Unfortunately for him, she's not... exactly what she seems.

USUK. Arthur is a poet with too many dreams. Alfred is a university student with too much time to kill. Maybe it's chance they end up together, but it will take more than chance to keep them there.

England and America get in a fight, leaving America in tears. England goes to comfort America and they share a bonding moment.

"With all due respect, Mr. Tucker, it's not a big ask. I'm not asking him to make macarons, I'm not asking him to make a soufflé I'm not even asking him to make hollandaise. I just want him to poach an egg. Any idiot can poach an egg."

"Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French." England tries to win a bet, hauling along France, Spain and Japan. Meanwhile, an American tags along for the ride, unsure of what he's to do with his newfound feelings.

Do come into my castle. In here you would find everything you need, love, comfort, warmth and devotion. I just hope you don't try to leave. US/UK

Crossover with 'War Horse'. "Truthfully, I don't think the humans - any of them - meant to start something so awful, otherwise they wouldn't have all turned up with swords and shot and horses." For Narroch.

He pretended to love him and made him fall into his trap. He abuses him smartly and eventually the prey loses all hope. WARNING - Dark!Alfred.

ShizuoxIzaya; established relationship. Shizuo really should learn to keep his hands to himself when Izaya is trying to sleep. One-shot.

Crossover between APH and SH: A Game of Shadows - a musing upon the coming war. "Hmm." England smirks. "I have to say that I'm rather disappointed myself - by the great detective Sherlock Holmes, that is." For AutumnDynasty!

Cardverse!AU - Arthur Kirkland, the much admired and perpetually bored heir to the Spades family name, expects many things of such frivolous parties and dances. Alfred Jones isn't one of them. Oneshot. USUK. Yaoi.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

Delic/Hibiya; Hibiya just so happens to be the purebred cat that Delic adopted and who expects the host to pamper him every day. Delic, getting fed up with his cat's 'princely' attitude, decides to teach him who is the master in this relationship

Admitting you want what you have is harder than having what you want.

In which we value more the things we have to work for.

Izaya, Shizuo, a kitten and some tuna. It can't be good... Fluff

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

England and Colonial!America lay out under the stars, and England tells his little brother a bed time story.

A list of problems concerning the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, as revised by the United States of America. USUK

Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo x Psyche. Izaya dies and Shizuo, unable to contain his guilt and sorrow, sacrifices everything he has to create Psyche, a robot made to look like and act like Izaya.

Izaya fails at eating an ice cream cone so the ice cream keeps dripping down his hands. Shizuo decides to help him with that.

"You forgot that my war and yours were always meant to be two separate things. I love all humanity equally, right?" Durarara!/Supernatural cross-over

"All's fair in love and ootoro, ne?"

"You're leaving. Well, then... consider this a parting gift."

Izaya always knew that he had a slight obsession for messing with Shizuo. But he would have never considered that maybe the reason Shizuo felt so much hatred towards him was because the blonde had his own unhealthy obsession...ADDED 2ND PART.

FrUK. "You are afraid that you will see," France insisted, leaning forward, his entire bruised body screaming the words, "and you will stop loving them." Set in 1915. For Remembrance Day.

A cute n fluffy one-shot for USxUK. It's Guy Fawkes night in Britain, and America and England spend it together... aww :3

Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.

Cardverse!AU: The ruthless Queen of Spades builds a fitting kingdom for his king by capturing the other Suits - but the King of Spades remains the first prisoner he ever took. USUK. Oneshot.

Oneshot, Hogwarts AU, sequel to the doujinshi "The Hero and the Magician" Arthur is alone once again, but it doesn't matter as long as Alfred is safe. But is he really safer without Arthur? USUK

When you are a child, things are different. There is no hate, there is no betrayal, and there are no masks... Hell, you could be best friends with the one person you may one day despise more than anyone else and not even know... kid!Izaya kid!Shizuo FLUFF

England took care of V-E Day. It's America's turn to take care of V-J Day.

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

Izaya bakes Shizuo some cupcakes. And Shizuo wants Izaya to try one- but Izaya's pretty persistent about not liking cupcakes. What's with that?

Crossover with Captain America. "Ah. I see. You want his job." England glances at America. "That's funny - because it looks to me that he'd quite like to have yours." USUK/StevexPeggy

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Shizaya oneshot. 50 points concerning the relationship between Shizuo and Izaya.

I'm waiting for a world where I can live happily. Until then, I die.

When a black rabbit with red eyes makes itself known to Shizuo, his apathetic life takes a turn for the interesting. A philosophical story about a connection among souls and selves throughout the worlds of existence.

Under the blood-matted hair, stained most likely by a drying wound on the side of the man's head, was a pair of familiar red eyes, opened just a crack as they followed him pleadingly, fearfully. Warnings inside. Eventual Shizuo/Izaya

Alfred makes a horrible wish in anger that actually comes true, pulling him and Arthur apart. Can love survive all? USUK

America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!

The War of 1812. Arthur just stood there and watched, a small, mirthless smile crinkling the edges of his mouth.

Prison fic in which Shizuo and Izaya share the same cell. Forced to live in such confined close quarters they must cooperate and as a result their relationship gradually changes while being tested to the utmost. Shizuo/Izaya

Oneshot. The character of Orihara Izaya, shown through 50 points of interest.

1st story: Shiki x Izaya. sequel: Shizuo x Izaya. After all they've been through, turmoils and broken hearts, is this lust or love? Can Shizuo and Izaya fall in love with each other? Warning for a lot of smut. Starts Shikizaya, ends Shizaya

Izaya asks Shizuo to come meet him ontop of a roof one night in Ikebukuro. He has something to tell the monster, something that has been eating away at him. Things don't go as Izaya planned.

World Academy. When Arthur was asked to tutor the star of the American Football team, he expected several things. Sitting in an apartment full of Asian children was not one of them. slight USxUK, human names used

Washington is burning during the war of 1812, and emotions run deep and conflicting.

England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK

Mild USUK. "Whoso pulleth," England sighed in reply. "Even swords in stones come with responsibility." King Arthur, WWII and an infinite number of parallel legendary deaths.

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

Izaya and Shizuo have shared this undeniably weird, but simple relationship for seven years. Shizuo decides to make his love obvious through two simple words on an equally simple day. Author's Notes: Durarara! isn't mine. Contains Shizaya.

USUK. "And yet," Arthur replies, "I was bewitched for so long." Arthur loses his virginity to Alfred and giving up the ability to see his fairies and unicorns was the price he had to pay for choosing a different kind of love.

Izaya suffers a complete mental breakdown and Shinra calls Shizuo to help. Shizuo is horrified but little by little becomes very attached and dedicated to taking care of him. Very dark fic with a strong psychological bent. Shizuo/Izaya

Shizuo x Izaya. Fluff. Izaya's Birthday Fanfic. Shizuo, in his pajamas, sees Izaya in his pajamas for the first time. Needless to say he wastes no time in molesting Izaya. Izaya is a bit of a prude and refuses to show skin. -ONE SHOT-

In which Alfred steals kisses from Arthur, Arthur is confused, and Gilbert, Francis and Antonio act as love counselors when they're supposed to be in detention.

The people around Izaya have been shunning him out of late. Dejected by the fact that he is lonely, he finally approaches Shizuo to confess that he is in love in him. Shizuo treats him very cruelly though and after sex Izaya sinks into deep depression

Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?

In which America and Romano drink bad-tasting gin, smoke cigarettes and try to close the book on relationships that never happened. Set in the 1920's.

Two months after Kida's departure Ikebukuro has grown quiet. The gangs have all but vanished, and humans don't thrill the great Orihara Izaya like they used to. In his loneliness, Izaya is surprised by the most interesting human he knows: himself. Shizaya

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!

AU - The reason Shizuo Heiwajima was at a gay club was because of the strange attraction he had toward his male best friend, not because of the ruby-eyed stranger he'd met along the way. Or so he tried to convince himself.

Just my fills from the Kink meme, because I'm too lazy to post them separately and they aren't long enough for that anyways. Will update slowly, as I need to edit a lot of them. I'll probably still miss things, like always OTL

Because sometimes, those meetings are boring enough to make one wish to die. America has to have some uses, correct? Oneshot of Crack; USUK, T for content. Hetalian Potter, ne?

"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."

Izaya decided to play a little prank on Shizuo, but it ends in a way he hadn't even thought of. Shizaya. *Smut and Cross dressing alert!*

"You could leave if you wanted to." And maybe Australia notices England's flinch, but he ignores it under 'but I'll never want to leave'. Warnings: stalking/obsession, non-consensual sexual actions, violence, discussion of war, really horrible racism.

That's just the way it always was, and just the way it should be.

Stan keeps on asking Kenny one very irritating question.

Izaya is too much of a work-a-holic. Shizuo wants his time, and he wants it now. Established relationship, one-shot, smut.

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

USUK. "That's why I like this time of the day so much – when the morning is just breaking and the world is still asleep. It's quiet and calm enough for us to just be together without any interruptions." Happy Valentine's Day!

Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!

AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.

"Have I no voice of my own that I need some quarter-German royal who can barely string three words together to take up the task for me?" Great Britain is at war and the people must be rallied. Crossover with The King's Speech.

USUK. Set in a dystopian alternate timeline in which the United States is abolished following the Vietnam War and Alfred, reduced to humanity, begins to age as the years pass. Oneshot. For Narroch.

"Nobody nailed you to a cross as a tyrant and a war-mongerer, did they? Nobody blamed you. Nobody hated you." Germany and England discuss their relationship between the wars. No romance but includes brief mention of past GerEng. For AutumnDynasty.

Shiki had told Izaya to go enjoy himself at the new club, hadn't he? So it's not like it was entirely Izaya's fault he got drunk and ran into one of his favorite classmates. High school Shizaya.

Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?

Amid stress over the elections, America brings England with him to the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. Established relationship.

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Gakuen AU; In which Arthur is forced to spend a day inside with his annoying roommate, Alfred because of an unexpected snowstorm. -full summary inside!

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

Sealand is England's rape baby, and when he finds his other father, Sealand's going to kill him. Contains mentions of male/male rape, child neglect. Contains foul language and themes not suitable for children. Undertones of past FrUK.

Delic x Psyche. With the Durarara! DVD 9 on sale, 'Psychedelic Dreams' OST2 came out, causing a ruckus and chaos to the fandom. Psyche tells Delic that Psyche tops because Psyche's name comes first. Delic proceeds to prove to him wrong.

Historical fic depicting the events of the American Revolution as America and England come to terms with the rise of the United States and the fall of British America. With England imprisoned in Yorktown, can an solace be found? USUK ** EDITED **

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

Kyle seems to be in a love rectangle. Kyle-centric. Oneshot. R & R. :

Of course you don't.

In 1987, an international meeting is held in Canada. Alfred decides that it is a good opportunity to become friends with Arthur again. 10 years later, Lady Di is killed and Arthur is in pain. Old memories are brought up and misunderstandings realized.

Shizuo surfs the net and finds a link to a "Shimeji." Not really fluff, but more just cute acceptance.

Floating in Boston Harbour or brewed in a tin in the trenches, history always has time for a tea party. Mild USUK.

Pre-Revolution: Some of the America colonists have been acting up, but that doesn't mean England has to worry about America himself...right?

When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.

UKUS/USUK. Time and time again he could sit with him in No Man's Land, holding his hand as he died another assembly-line death. America, England and a WWII goodbye.

Shizuo x Izaya. Tsugaru x Psyche. Izaya keeps having dreams of Tsugaru and Psyche. He couldn't help but feel jealous of their relationship.

From the kink meme- this is a reposting, but basically Australia decides to give his mother country, England, some proper loving... while annoying him, of course. Who can resist? SMUT contains SMUT! Yaoi, AustraliaXEngland

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

Arthur is not the nice and proper student that most people believes he is. Alfred knows his secret and is ready to destroy Arthur's reputation for the sake of other students. US/UK.

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

DeAnon from Kink MeMe: America is attacked by an ordinary human: Cue England's call to heroism.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

10 songs. 10 Pairings. FemEnglandxMulti. Some human names used. Genderbender. Het.

Implied UKUS. On being made love to by history with timeless touches and carnage kisses and hands that take what they want.

When Izaya left, he ripped this family open. Now, he's back- after a two year absence. And they are dying again, mother and daughters, father and son. Why can't you see what you do to us, Izaya? You shouldn't have come back. COMPLETE.

Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.

Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

Once upon a time you told me many stories. I never understood them until now, and now thanks to you, I may be who I am today. US/UK. Warnings inside.

There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.

I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.

Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.

“I told you I would get you Arthur. And I don’t lie about that kind of things. What I want, I get and you’re no different. Nothing can save you from my hold. Nothing can break you free. Just accept your fate, but just keep in mind, I’ll never leave you be

At the fall of the British Empire, Arthur reflects on what a certian colony has become...written for hugglestheknowitall's birthday

Even if he won't admit it. You could beat him half to death, but there it is. Five times Izaya proved himself, whether willingly or not, to be human after all, much to the surprise of various bystanders and/or observers. COMPLETE.

USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.

It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.

Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death

France thinks the world is lacking love and persuades everyone to take the legendary Seme/uke test in an attempt to help the nations find that special someone. This proves especially helpful when a certain uke doesn't want to submit to his fate. US x UK

On methods of execution and the ways in which the wicked of the world are punished throughout history. “We have watched for centuries and it still came to this.” For Narroch.

FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.

They played football because it was Christmas Day. Set in both 1943 and 1914.

Red for the anger and the pain between them, purple for the turmoil, pink for the scars, gold for the pride, and blue for the regret. An AU America/Japan Alfred/Kiku Forgigeness is sometimes the hardest thing you ever have to do.

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

Wallabee Beetles, not for the first time, felt completely cheated by life. Just one minute he doesn't even want to sit by the girl because she reeks of fish and the next minute, he loves her. 3/4.

They never talk about the scars, especially that long ragged one slashed across America's belly. England's not even allowed to touch it. But eventually even the most taboo subjects fall from parted lips. US/UK, American Civil War

An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.

--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU

The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.

In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.