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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. HALLOOOOO!!!! *waves frantically and grins like the nutter she is* Thanks for taking the time to read my profile! *hugs* Now, on with the list... Name: *gets distracted with mouth full of chocolate* My precious... Country: America State: Too hot in summer, Too cold in winter... State of mind: Somewhere in the middle of Crazy and Nuts, a few minutes away from Insanity State of Hair: A red mess that laughs in the face of Cooperation Favorite color: Black Favorite food: See 'Name' Favorite Book: I have to choose!?! *faints* Favorite TV series: *still unrecovered from said fainting* Favorite person: My wonderful and incredibly handsome Husband! *smooch* Phrase that best describes me: I am the grammarian of WHOM your mother warned you! :D |
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200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
The Inevitability of Oversight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin has been at the temple for a while now and his life seems to have stabilized, mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, this tentative balance can't last. It's only a matter of time, and with Sidious involved, he can only prepare and hope; not something he's exactly good at. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,303 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T.
Defiance by BlueInked reviews
When you're an unnamed drone among an army of identical cannon fodder, what's holding your allegiance there? [COMPLETE.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Vehicons - Complete
My Venom One-Shot Collection by Castiel-Fan reviews
You will find all of my newer Venom One-Shots here from now on, since it's getting a bit too much on my profile. Please read the foreword if you are new, thank you! Stories you will find here: Funny stories mostly, tickle stories and dark stories. NO romance nor smut stuff! If you are looking for that, you are at the wrong place!
Venom - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 2/24/2019 - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15823 - Favs: 13,213 - Follows: 12,862 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,387 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life. Edited and reposted August 2019
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,546 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Pit Stop by Jakkitt reviews
A small one-shot that popped into my head. Could turn into a collection? We'll see?
Venom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Symbiote Wrangling for Losers by MaeglinYedi reviews
Venom has to learn to clean his plate. A series of slice of life symbrock vignettes.
Venom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Eddie B./Venom
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,938 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 3,606 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Feline Strange by HeartsGuardianSol reviews
Jazz thinks he's a cat. Sideswipe thinks he's a cat. Prowl thinks he's a cat. Red Alert thinks he's a cat. Ya get it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
The Truth is Hidden in Memory by CastlePhoenix reviews
Sequel to "You've Forgotten Who I Am", this story follows the sixth year of Harry Potter at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Having reached a new understanding the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape are about to be changed forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/30/2019 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
I'll give you shelter (like you've done for me) by Listening to trees reviews
Anne has been gone for more than six months now, but his bed no longer feels empty. (Or the creepy, domestic Venom x Eddie fluff no one asked for.)
Venom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Eddie B./Venom - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 5,514 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 347,336 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 6/22/2010
Leið by The Antic Repartee reviews
Astrid and Hiccup's "romantic flight" comes to an abrupt end when the Red Death follows them out of the nest. Following an unexpected and desperate fight, Astrid finds herself stranded on an island, injured, with a crippled and comatose Hooligan heir and his overprotective Night Fury. She's going to get them home—all three of them—or die trying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,309 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Humans in Disguise by Dancou-Maryuu reviews
Hot Spot and the other Protectobots are sent to deal with a Decepticon attack, only to find that they have already left. Now, they are confronted with some of humanity's more... idiosyncratic elements.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Blades, First Aid, Groove, Hot Spot - Complete
Darkness in the Light by the-lazy-ant164 reviews
It has always been a well-known fact that Optimus is the perfect leader of the Autobots - both idealistically impossible and spotless at the same time. But in truth, none of the history books got it entirely right. This is an actual recollection of what might or might not have occurred. With every cards revealed on deck, the role of judgement is yours to proclaim.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2019 - Published: 10/6/2018 - [Optimus Prime, Megatron] Ratchet, Shockwave - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 5,373 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B. - Complete
Stand the Hazard 5: Protected by KeelieThompson1 reviews
The Skywalker clan will always protect each other. And, the wake of what happened in Zygarria, that has never been more true.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Too Many Twins by caughtbyfire reviews
There are twins all over base. Lennox isn't sure he can handle any more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Sideswipe, Skids, Sunstreaker, Topspin - Complete
Wayne Spills the Beans by ladyspock7 reviews
A few Earth fish have the ability to spontaneously conceive, without mating. Minion discovers he has this ability as well. Unfortunately, Wayne fails to appreciate the importance of the occasion. Features the warden.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2018 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 6,756 - Follows: 6,701 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tradition by Jayne DLM reviews
Slytherin traditions are coveted by its members and generally shrouded in secrecy from the outside. Today, I was reluctantly participating in one of these traditions. Oneshot. Written for Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dropped by Live-Laugh-Sing reviews
Minion drops Roxanne. Megamind learns something fairly important about his lair. Oneshot.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6327 - Favs: 13,482 - Follows: 16,038 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 6,211 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Sharing Outsight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Time Travel tends to have a lot of unexpected repercussions, such as unblockable Force Bonds. And that doesn't even begin to tap into the mental mess it creates. Rated T for hints of torture and mental issues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T. - Complete
The Warmth of Resight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
This would be the first time both Anakin and Shmi would speak to each other as free beings. Even to the Jedi Master, it felt monumental. (Sequel to 'Dangers of Foresight)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 337 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu, Shmi S. - Complete
The Mission by SithRuse reviews
Anakin makes the most of babysitting a squad of Jedi Initiates.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
The effects of abuse by slytherinsal reviews
Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Complete
Flickering by LokiFenokee reviews
Tamatoa gets the hiccups. Hilarity ensues.
Moana - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Maui, Tamatoa - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 9,365 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
This Cannot End Well by Whisperpelt reviews
The day goes how it normally goes at the Autobot base in Jasper,Nevada. The kids are at school, Optimus and Arcee are on a mission, Ratchet gets hit in the head with a lob ball...Wait, the third didn't sound right. One-shot, no pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Bulkhead, Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Because Designation: Roxanne Ritchi Asked by setepenre-set reviews
The evolution of Megamind and Roxanne's relationship, as told through brainbot code updates. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2018 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Brainbots - Complete
One Bad Picture In an Unflattering Dress by setepenre-set reviews
The only thing more exasperating for Roxanne than the ridiculous rumor that she's pregnant is the fact that everyone is arguing over whether her nonexistent baby's father is Metro Man or Megamind. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/5/2018 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man - Complete
Longer than Forever by Cyber Rogue reviews
A shaky alliance is formed between the Autobots and Decepticons in an effort to bring peace to Cybertron. In an attempt to form this alliance, one mech and one femme must be brought together through a spark bond. One Autobot, and one Decepticon. Two Heirs, One Alliance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,622 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Arcee, Bumblebee] Megatron - Complete
Shorty, Shorty by Just A Random Pencil reviews
"Soundwave, this is a grave matter that must be resolved immediately, for I fear it threatens the whole Decepticon cause. It must never leave this room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
A Decepticon Weakness? by GoldGuardian2418 reviews
During a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons, Optimus finds something very amusing about Megatron. Written by guestsurprise per request of a guest user. I only posted it for them. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Complete
A Bat Amongst the Bookstacks by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] There was a reason Madam Pince zealously kept the library's restricted section off limits and most definitely closed at night, but everyone assumed it was because she was a witch who preferred books to people. The truth was far, far stranger. AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/16/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stand the Hazard 4: Someone always pays the price by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As Palpatine's Galactic Empire enters its second year, the Skywalker family struggles to find their way back to each other.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Moments to Steal by Cyber Rogue reviews
In pure moments such as this, Optimus has learned to cherish such memorable, simple events. Dedicated to Fanfiction Author, Steelcode. Happy Birthday!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Optimus Prime, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
This Wasn't in the Brochure by LokiFenokee reviews
Moana and Maui take a vacation in Lalotai, but the Realm of Monsters isn't exactly a relaxing destination and nothing goes quite as planned. A gift fic for thornvale as part of the 2017 Moana Holiday Exchange.
Moana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Maui, Moana W., Tamatoa - Complete
Reading Every Sign by Eleanore-Rigby reviews
Maui brings Moana a gift from the gods and now she has to make up her mind without knowing his reasons. [COMPLETE]
Moana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Maui, Moana W. - Complete
The Other Champion by Srikanth1808 reviews
COMPLETE - Part I of 'The Other Champion' series - Cassius Warrington of Slytherin has been chosen as the Hogwarts champion for the Triwizard Tournament - now what? Based on a Tumblr post by crazybutperfectlysane and aplatonicjacuzzi - please do read them first!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 3/5/2017 - [C. Warrington, OC] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 12,508 - Follows: 12,488 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Harry Potter and the Peverell Legacy by Jayan phoenix reviews
Book Two of the Heritage Series: Harry enters his Sixth-Year while the country is at war with Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Seeking new allies abroad, Lord Black creates the Triwizard Exchange and Harry leads a team of students to Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. But an older enemy resurfaces in Europe and a long-forgotten piece of history is at the centre of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 410,475 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Felidae by Queen of the Red Skittle reviews
During a fight over a powerful crystal, everyone turns into cats. Jack and Pitch help each other survive the wilderness? Yeah, right.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
How to Win the War Before it Begins by phenixreturns reviews
For three hundred years, Jack Frost has been alone. No one to help, no one to show him the way. If only there was someone, someone who could believe in him. Little does Jack Frost know that when the Light refuses to answer, the Darkness always will. Non-Linear Narrative. AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch - Complete
Framed Time by Cyber Rogue reviews
What if, during the events of Timeframe, Jack, Raf and Miko actually managed to change the future?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,646 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4269 - Favs: 11,382 - Follows: 13,488 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
No One Goes Beyond The Reef by JLBriggs reviews
We all know that Moana's father, Tui, hated the idea of anyone leaving Motunui. But was it really because of the rough seas? This is the story of Moana's destiny & her family's curse.
Moana - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2017 - OC, Tui W., Tala - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3517 - Favs: 6,494 - Follows: 8,027 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Butterfly dust by Charly2003 reviews
Nobody looked at the Bogeyman prone body, nobody spared a thought about his dream taking a golden form over his head, unfolding its fragile wings and starting to fly, gracefully. [characters: Pitch (Kozmotis Pitchiner), Serphina Pitchiner (Mother Nature), mrs Pitchiner]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Pitch - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 13,910 - Follows: 15,050 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Reunion by And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Harry P., Norberta
The Funeral Pyre by Anendda Rysden reviews
The planet was a fetid swamp under a dying crimson sun. At the time, Piett had been flabbergasted by how easily the Dark Lord could shrug off pain, killing the creature even after its three-foot barb had pierced his shoulder – but that'd been over an hour ago, before Vader's hand had begun to shake, and before the notion of poison had first entered the panicked Captain's head.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, Stormtroopers - Complete
Shattered by Cyber Rogue reviews
A sudden twist in fate forces the Decepticons to act like the good guys and team up with the legendary Primes in order to save Cybertron and Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,388 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Soundwave, Airachnid - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 1,391 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
And the Winner Is: Optimus? Uh-Oh by Calliope-Beautiful Voiced reviews
[One-shot] If you're an Autobot, and you're going to an street race, make sure of two things: first, try not to run into any Decepticon; and, second, if you run into a 'Con... try not to need Optimus' help. If everything fails... it was a pleasure to meet you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Cloaked Intentions by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Hermione finds herself in Azkaban after the war only to find it may not be as bad as she thought. (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/20/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Ratchet: Your Doctor of Doom by Villaneous reviews
SYNOPSIS: Uh-oh. It's that time of year again — MEDICAL CHECKUPS! And it just so happens that during this time of year, there's hardly anyone on the NEST base! I wonder why that is so? [Drabble for TheSarcasticKnight!]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Ratchet, OC - Complete
The Final Jump by Cyber Rogue reviews
Optimus Prime, Ironhide and Prowl find themselves in a difficult situation. If played right, they just might come out alive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Weird Topics by Cyber Rogue reviews
Knock Out, Starscream and Breakdown have a very interesting talk about Soundwave. Well, Starscream and Knock Out do. Breakdown is just along for the ride.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Breakdown, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Between the Black and White by warrior of the nile reviews
Jack lands with a thud. It's all his fault. Why can nothing ever go right for him? All he ever wanted was to be seen. To have friends. Was that really too much to ask? According to the Guardians? Yes. [A rewrite of the Antarctica scene, with varying results and a startling conclusion, at least on Jack's part. Pitch? He just doesn't know what he's getting himself into.]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Stand the Hazard 3 - Mother by KeelieThompson1 reviews
In the wake of a tragedy, Padme must find a way to cope as the galaxy plunges deeper and deeper into a dark future. 3rd in the series where seven year old Luke was sent back to the Clone Wars era.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,976 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Luke S., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Harry Potter and the Toilet Wars by Fractured Artifact No. 248 reviews
In the fight against bigotry and prejudice, the front lines pop up in strange places. In the magical world, the places are even stranger still. Hermione Granger fights the pureblood establishment to promote a wonder of Muggle engineering: the toilet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stand the Hazard 2 - Changing Fate by KeelieThompson1 reviews
A series of one shot stories set after Stand the Hazard in which 7 year old Luke is living with Padme and Anakin in the past.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,211 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Don't Shoot! by LadyAnatar reviews
Surrounded on all sides, Jazz is forced to use a desperate plan in order to escape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Jazz - Complete
My Last Word Was Argh! by MadnessJones reviews
G1 Continuity: Megatron temporarily loses his memory, and the Decepticons try to help him remember who he is (except Starscream). What will they do when their amnesiac leader escapes? No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Wheeljack, Megatron, Starscream, Chip C. - Complete
A Frame of Time by Cyber Rogue reviews
Jack, Raf, and Miko's adventures in Timeframe, told by the Cybertronians point of views.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,643 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Cleaning by CelandineGranger reviews
Mikey pulls a prank on Leo. My entry for an ABC Drabble Contest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Karai - Complete
Don't Assume by EHSparkwoman reviews
When Jack notices Miko acting strangely, he goes to ask his partner about it. What Arcee tells him will change his, Miko's and Raf's opinions of the Transformers forever. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Stand the Hazard by KeelieThompson1 reviews
A plot from the future to save the past effectively ends Anakin Skywalker's career as a Jedi knight.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,899 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Easter Egg Hunters by Tigressa101
For Easter this year, Miko makes the bots hunt for some eggs, each egg having a scent dedicated to the bot who is supposed to find them. They have an hour and a half to hunt them down and return to the Nemesis. Will they succeed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Megatron, Miko N. - Complete
Supervillain Rules by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne manages to acquire one of Megamind's de-guns during a kidnapping. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2017 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Are you drunk? by KS Claw reviews
A prompt from tumblr that turned silly. Bunny is out patrolling on Halloween when he comes across a party of spirits, with Pitch being one of the guests
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Bunnymund, Pitch - Complete
Soldier by Darkwalk12
Sometimes the past doesn't leave us as much as we think.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Optimus Prime - Complete
In Which Optimus Prime and Jazz Conduct Themselves in a Senile Fashion by murtlewikisam reviews
Just when Prowl thought his life had gone back to normal, Optimus Prime and Jazz begin to act very strangely. Can he and the other Autobot officers pinpoint the problem before the pair go completely insane? Or is there something else going on . . ?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Jazz, Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Timeframe by Cyber Rogue reviews
A ground bridge malfunctions and sends Jack, Miko, and Raf to an unknown world. Or do they know this world?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,277 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
A Little Bit Of Fun by Ourliazo reviews
Harry didn't know how he got to be in the past, sitting next to a teenage Tom Riddle, but damn it if he wasn't going to get revenge. No matter how petty he has to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Worthy of Trust by Cyber Rogue reviews
Arcee finds herself in a life or death situation that forces her to work with the Autobots sworn enemy. Never, in her wildest imagination, would she ever think that she would need to rely on Megatron for help. Non pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Arcee, Megatron - Complete
Aftershave by Psychochiquita reviews
Disaster strikes for Megamind when his routine grooming goes wrong, having him needing to settle for something new and unexpected. But he's not the only one who has to deal with the change. One-shot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion - Complete
Seekers of Fanfiction by lilLovelyanime reviews
Starscream may have developed some unhealthy hobbies online. While humans are completely revolting to the mighty Decepticon he has to admit that sometimes they come up with some truly amusing things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Gilderoy L., Alastor M.
Parenting by Calliope-Beautiful Voiced reviews
Optimus, Ratchet and Ironhide thinks that nothing can be harder than lead an army... They were utterly wrong... [One-shot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Bumblebee, Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Lucky by Pheonix500 reviews
There's only so much luck to go around and Mikey's got dibs.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
House Call by Earth Star reviews
The five times Jack paid Pitch surprised visits and the one time Pitch invited him.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Freedom In The Stars by Earth Star reviews
Jack, Sandy, and Bunny do some stargazing and Jack learns what it was like to live in space.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
Finding The Oldest by CelticKitsune reviews
How was it decided that Leo was the oldest and Mikey was the youngest?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4484 - Favs: 10,181 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Breath of the Nundu by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 191,798 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Gnome Alone by ravenshell reviews
Mikey encounters the horrors of too many gnomes. Why it's not good to push your brothers too far.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Michelangelo - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7127 - Favs: 14,752 - Follows: 11,580 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Jack's Furry Army by Earth Star reviews
With more believers, Jack gains the ability to have animal helpers. Too bad there's no instruction guide for how to manage them.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,461 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Hunted by Darkwalk12 reviews
Sometimes when you push people, they snap and a monster comes out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Bluestreak - Complete
Are We Soldiers by RanTracer reviews
Michelangelo and Donatello are spending some quality time together. Everything is peaceful, until Mikey just has to ask a question!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Apollo's Bet by rockyroad69 reviews
Artemis loses a bet with Apollo, and is forced to have a date with someone of her choice. And what if that someone coincidentally happens to be Percy Jackson himself? A three-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 9/23/2015 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Take the Shot by RanTracer reviews
'There were four of them, all in a sort of circle on the roof of the apartment building a few stories below mine. They were so stunning, so perfect, so surreal! So, naturally, I raised my camera and took a picture.' A story about the turtle's most dangerous enemy yet! A normal human photographer.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, OC - Complete
Curious Thing, Isn't It? by Darkwalk12 reviews
When two species interact for the first time, they're bound to not understand things. Especially when no one speaks the same language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Prowl, Sideswipe, Wheeljack - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Decades Back by corvusdraconis reviews
AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 438,031 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 5,591 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
When The Rat's Away by tarin2014tfan reviews
Splinter returns from a short vacation to discover what goes through his sons' minds when unsupervised.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
All Downhill From Here by hotmilkytea reviews
[2012-verse] After Donnie and April finally get together, it takes four weeks and two days for it to really sink in. And then...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] Leonardo - Complete
The Last Light by DayLightDove reviews
What if the Guardians hadn't listened to MiM and never sought Jack out when he was chosen as a Guardian? That was a big mistake. Pitch had taken out every light upon the globe but one. However, that light happens to be the only immortal child, and that child happens to be the winter spirit Jack Frost. Now it's a race to get to him first and the powerful belief he holds.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch - Complete
Natural by setepenre-set reviews
post-movie, Megamind explains something about his legal classification to Roxanne, who isn't entirely sure he's not joking. Romantic fluff based on a tumblr prompt. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
In Which Hot Rod Walks the Plank by murtlewikisam reviews
What happens when Sideswipe is left with nothing to do, and his friends have some free time? This happens.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Bluestreak, Brawn, Hot Rod, Sideswipe - Complete
Come Around Again by Darkwalk12 reviews
"I do not understand." Optimus watched the boy, flickers of other faces overlaying his as whispered names tangled in memories he only half knew. Jack smiled, the corners lifting in weathered amusement. "We've been here before. More times than you would believe."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,311 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Raoul, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Bargaining by Adoradork reviews
Raphael would do anything to protect his brothers. But when one brother goes down, all his strength and rage can't fix what's broken. Raphael will promise the impossible if Donnie will just come back to them. But will the universe accept his offerings?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11631 - Favs: 17,737 - Follows: 12,484 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Flying By the Seat of His Beard by corvusdraconis reviews
[Summary] Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore had a plan that spanned decades. Becoming the Masters of Death was their mutual goal. Now, it was finally in their grasp—but maybe they should have read the fine print first. (AU/Crackfic/something about cheese) Gift fic for Lokilette
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Albus D., Gellert G.] [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Sick as a Something by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Hermione is sick... very sick, and she is not going down alone. (An Ottermione Story) AU/EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/5/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Holy Cannoli! by Wofl reviews
Of course the sensible thing would have been to get the hell out of the way of the very big, very close truck, but sensible just wasn't on the menu right then. Raph's ugly temper was in full force and the booze wasn't helping anything. It led to things like…well, things like this.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hullos by offsides reviews
Just a little crack-fic that popped into my head. No substance, and slightly twisted. MoD!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Picture's Worth by Benny The Crazed Cartoonist reviews
Some pictures are worth a thousand words. Others are worth much more. In the depths of Kaon, Megatronus prepares for a battle and Orion Pax makes mischief. In Jasper, Nevada, Optimus Prime revisits old memories. No slash, rated because Kaon's gladiator battles aren't sunshine and rainbows.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
One Tin Soldier by GenkaiFan reviews
What would happen if Ichigo talked Muramasa into living and promised to find a better master? What if that that new master was Harry Potter? Wait how did an English Wizard meet an Eastern Soul Reaper? Harry/Muramasa pairing, not slash. AU Set in the Zanpakuto Arc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,913 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Harry P., Muramasa] Luna L., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
Moment of Weakness by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Emotion has always been the bane of Snape's life. Emotion is what got him into trouble time and time again. Emotion made his mouth run. This time, emotion caused him to run off at the mouth to the one person who had always been able to forgive… until now. (A phoenix-centric story) One-shot, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/23/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Movie Night by Darkwalk12 reviews
One-shot. G1 autobots. A kid's movie marathon has some interesting results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Jazz - Complete
Rolling Storms by Darkwalk12 reviews
The Autobots are glad the Twins are alive. But some good deeds have consequences. No one knows what the Twins are hiding, nor why the human who brought them back ran off. "Wait, let me get this straight. Those two I saw, the red and yellow ones, aren't dead? They're just...here?" She pointed at the glowing orbs beside her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,060 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC - Complete
Unexpected Fixes by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Once upon a turtle tot time 1 by Awesam132 reviews
Once upon a turtle tot time, one brother was cursed with the ability to make devices explode with only one touch...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Exile by BlissfulCacophony reviews
When Toothless saves Hiccup from the Monstrous Nightmare in the ring, Stoick doesn't take it well, and exiles Hiccup from the village. Alone with Toothless, Hiccup finds himself relying on the kindness of a mysterious dragon rider in order to survive. Some Astrid X Hiccup here and there. Warnings for gore and distressing content.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,839 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 252 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 346 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
Understanding Beyond Words by Elipsa reviews
Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,589 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Remembrance by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] At the conclusion of the Second War, Harry gives Hermione one last task to do. The task is simple: hide the Hallows so no one, not even he, can find them.What will Hermione do with the Deathly Hallows? Can she resist the temptation of the power over Death? (AU/EWE) RIP Alan Rickman
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Worth It by Ariana Peverell reviews
Harry makes a bet, Binns cries, and Ron loses one-fifth of his life savings, but it was worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., C. Binns - Complete
Vines by Fezzes at 221b reviews
Thor decides to join in the Midgardian 'tradition' of 'Vines'. But handing the other Avengers Mjolnir and filming their reactions isn't the safest thing to do, heedless of the views on his videos. And when he tries to trick Steve, he gets a surprise...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
Date Night by SilverSpiderArt reviews
Megamind makes a romantic dinner for Roxanne while Minion is out of town.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
The True Story of How Salazar Left Hogwarts by Ariana Peverell reviews
What the title says. Please remember that this was written at midnight on a sugar high, so, yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Salazar S., Godric G., OC - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It was supposed to be a simple spell, not one that threw him out of time and half-way around the world to meet the most unlikely person possible. But then, that's his life for you.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/28/2015
Underneath the Mistletoe by Megamind reviews
Roxanne Ritchi decides to teach her frequent kidnapper the tradition of Mistletoe and discovers there's more to him than meets the eye.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
O, Christmas Tree by ravenshell reviews
Musings and memories of the turtles' Christmas tree. Includes turtle-tot tales, pranks, and a little light swearing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
A Meeting in the Clouds by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Severus has always been the local Dungeon Bat. That was his moniker for as long as his hair has been greasy and his best-known personality trait was being a git. What he didn't know was that he wasn't alone. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,431 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Lesson in Forgiveness by corvusdraconis reviews
Hermione Granger just needs the answer to one question, and she isn't going to get it staring into a teacup or a crystal ball. Arithmancy is her answer—now if she could just think of the right thing to get an answer. One-Shot. Gift-fic for Story Please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors by Ariana Peverell reviews
Harry's been reading fanfiction, and he's not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Coldness of the Leaves by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU: A chain of events went wrong, starting with the moment Severus Snape was left to die alone in the Shrieking Shack. Only now, a decade after the end of the Wizarding War, the price of betrayal becomes far more evident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Muggle Guns by Lumosify reviews
Muggles aren't as incompetent as wizards seem to think. In fact, it can be said that they have progressed farther than wizards, in some ways...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2015 - OC - Complete
A Tip of the Scales by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Hermione Granger saves Professor Snape from being brained by a flying stone egg that Myrtle flung at him. That would have been fine on its own, had it not been a dormant basilisk egg pillaged from the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Most Likely Inheritance by MacJack reviews
You know Sirius would treat adulthood like a big joke. You also know that, like everything else, somehow it will turn out to make Harry's life even stranger. Comic one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Complete
The Heart of the Herd by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS]: Neville cultures a rare plant sacred to the centaur in the hopes of curing his parents so his children can get to know their grandparents. He brings it to Hermione to analyze in the hopes he can use it to heal their condition. Things do not go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,371 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Neville L., Firenze - Complete
Drowning in My Soul by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
When Percy comes down with a cold, he dramatically tells Annabeth that he's 'dying' over an Iris Message. Gossip spreads rapidly on Olympus and Poseidon honestly thinks his son is dying. He will do anything to keep his son safe from Hades' realm. Percy really wishes he had just kept his mouth shut. Sick-fic. Father/son fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Percy J., Poseidon, Tyson - Complete
The Final Slice by Lumosify reviews
Ron and Harry fight over a slice of treacle tart. (Warning: Kinda-sorta crack-y. Also, I am totally parody-ing the idea that Harry adores treacle tart.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Blood by PoisonBones reviews
"... Did he just faint?" "Yeah. Yeah I think he did." In which Foaly smarts and Artemis can't stand the sight of blood.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
That Time Lily Evans Cheated on a Test by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
James is in a bit of a pickle - he didn't study for his Charms test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Mostly Harmless by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Hermione gets into some trouble thanks to one of Hagrid's "harmless" projects. Her husband and the Headmistress are not amused. (Written as a race with another Pride of Portree team member.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Purple Is Not An Option by freudwithwings reviews
In which the C-Cube's color remains in hot debate, and the new Artemis Fowl movie announcement isn't helping settle matters at all.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Foaly, Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Draco's Dog Days by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Sirius and Remus are faced with potential chaos when they're made to babysit a young Draco for the day. one shot. Voldemort never existed!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Projectiles of Pureed Peas by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
Lily tries to get her son to eat his peas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P. - Complete
The Hot Air Balloon Incident by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
Ginny visits Harry in the hospital after he pulls an incredibly idiotic move in order to ask her a very important question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Metro Mahn Meets His Match by Nora Salisbury reviews
Megamind and Roxanne's first born is a chip off the old block, right down to a desire to pretend to destroy Metro Mahn.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Complete
Always You Three by ThereBeDragons17 reviews
Professor McGonagall still stands by those words, although now they have a new meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Minerva M., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Of Storms and Bloodlines by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
People usually forgot Poseidon was lord of horses, Stormbringer and Earthshaker tended to squeeze that one out. At a young age, Percy discovers his ability to talk to horses. He becomes quite taken with them, especially one particular stallion who seems to think Percy is his 'foal'. Poseidon is not pleased. Percy is his foal - ah - son.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
If They Were Mormon by PadfootIsMyHomeDawg reviews
Series of drabbles based on #mormonharrypotter - what would happen in some HP scenes if the characters were Mormon? Meant for fun, not offense or an attempt at conversion ;p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of Heritage by Jayan phoenix reviews
Book One of the Heritage Series: Following the Dementor Attack, Sirius must claim his heritage and rise to the position of Lord Black in order to help is Godson. However his godson is unaware of his own heritage and has a great deal to learn, all the while still being a target of the Dark Lord whose power grows daily, the world is changing and they have to be ready to fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 296,952 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 5,451 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fawkes by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
While Molly is in Dumbledore's office discussing Charlie's behavior, Ginny wants to pet Fawkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Ginny W., Fawkes - Complete
First Date by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
In which Harry nearly goes deaf, Ginny is exasperated, and pies are offered all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
New Year by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
Close to the end of her days, a pregnant Merope bears the icy winter to save her unborn child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Merope G. - Complete
Foodfight by Fezzes at 221b reviews
Harry knew it was a bad idea to get Fred and George into old-time movies. The twins had seemed captivated by the non-magic moving pictures. Known Harry looked back, he realised that it was probably the pranks the children at the boarding school had pulled. And, of course, the one plan they had gained from it was a food fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Magnetic by ThereBeDragons17 reviews
Logan has half a dozen ways to annoy Scott, but now Scott's found a way to annoy Logan. No slash. Just silliness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Fiancees, Blizzards, and Bloody, Effing Trees by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
When Hermione is stressed out about her parents meeting Ron for the first time, he suggests they go for a walk. Unfortunately, it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Weak Spot by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Hagrid gives Tom a birthday present. drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Rubeus H., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Speaking Out About Slash by DoctorWhovian18 reviews
What happens when the subjects of slash pairings in fandoms find out about it all? This story will answer that question. Featuring characters from Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Doctor Who, Sherlock and Supernatural, with a brief cameo from our favourite Shadowhunters from the Mortal Instruments. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Sickness by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Hermione has to fill in for Severus when he becomes suddenly ill. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Talk by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Remus and Sirius need to strategize when their daughter declares she's bringing her boyfriend over for dinner. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] OC - Complete
The Big Four-Oh by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Hermione likes birthdays, until she's left all alone for her 40th. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Luck of the Otter by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU: Severus Snape survived the Second Wizarding War only to have someone try to curse him to death shortly afterwards. Enter one Hermione Granger to take the curse for him, and now he has a small furry problem following him around. (Ottermione Story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Until the Last Breath by corvusdraconis reviews
AU: Severus had enough serving two Masters during the last war. Now, he just wants to be left alone and keep people at more than arm's length. He refused to change for anyone, but the war had more than changed him. It had left him with a hunger for blood. [HG/SS]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Never Again by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
When Regulus becomes a brat, Sirius ropes his friends into a challenging prank. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
A Lingering Phase by Silent Hallelujah reviews
While "helping" Roxanne move her things into his lair, Megamind comes across something….unexpected. ONESHOT
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
All Eight Legs of Embarrassing by corvusdraconis reviews
Severus allowed Minerva McGonagall to convince him that becoming an Animagus would be a wonderful idea. It would be useful to have a second form! It could be relaxing! He should have known better than to listen to a bloody Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Promenade Position by Kuroi Atropos reviews
After the latest disaster, Clint and Natasha take a break from the clean up to enjoy some music and showcase some of their lesser known talents.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Why Am I On Fire? by corvusdraconis reviews
HG/SS: Entry for poetry competition. Mandatory prompt: Relationships and fire Severus seems to be on fire, and it's all HER fault!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Funeral Songs by CaseyJ0nes reviews
On a late-night stake out the Turtles play a game in front of April for the first time with a less than sensitive topic. - Does NOT contain character death. Does contain mild swearing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Fever by Lexifer666 reviews
A little 2k14 Apritello fluff. Drabble. I do not own the TMNT.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2015 - April O'Neil, Donatello - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 9,133 - Follows: 6,957 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops! by Annanarra reviews
A humorous, short, one-shot about the Thorston Twins! "Oops!" This was co-written with my brother, Garazeb Orelious! Rate K. Clumsy, crazy, Thorston Twins humor!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Hiccup, Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
First Encounters of the Koboi Kind by TheBigCat reviews
Things that go bump... in the laboratory.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Opal K. - Complete
Confidential by Red Castellan reviews
This letter is strictly confidential. It records an event that is unknown to everyone, well apart from you and me, old friend. So I request you not to let anyone get it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Holly S., Julius R., Mulch D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35634 - Favs: 26,743 - Follows: 19,683 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mary Sueitis by BubblyShell22 reviews
Mikey knows there's something wrong with April and he's determined to get to the bottom of it and to make it better.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/22/2015 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
Just Another Valentine by Northumbrian reviews
It's St Valentine's day. What surprises lie in store for Head Auror Potter and his family ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
A Dead Language (Until This Morning) by ThereBeDragons17 reviews
One of the Weasley twins' experiments goes rather horribly wrong, and the rest of the school just can't figure out what they're saying...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2015 - George W., Minerva M., Dolores U., Fred W. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 8,977 - Follows: 4,199 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
What About Haddock? by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
"Did you just...did you just propose to me?" (One-shot)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Of Boredom and Broom Cupboards by LilyIsAwesomerThanYou reviews
There always was something not quite right about the broom cupboard in the Entrance Hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Severus and Harry find themselves stuck. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Will Be The Death of Me by TheSeaAtNight reviews
In which a plot is inspired by Despicable Me and Voldemort does not so much as mentor Harry but rather tries to get him to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
In the Line of Fire by ThereBeDragons17 reviews
Lupin finds himself the barrier between Lily's anger and James's cowardice. LITERALLY the barrier. And he doesn't appreciate it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bernard Sues by joanhello reviews
Post-movie. Bernard takes legal action against the city's blue hero. Rated T for language.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion, Bernard - Complete
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
How to Free Oneself of Persistent Mellon-Kolly by slr2moons reviews
Megamind is caught by Roxanne and Bernard in the museum, and the resulting fallout ends up leading to an explosion, swarming brain bots, confessions, witty banter, delighted evil plotting, and three cups of hot coffee.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Megamind, Bernard, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Claiming by Fezzes at 221b reviews
How does Dionysus claim his kids?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Dionysus, OC - Complete
Game Changer by ladyspock7 reviews
AU. This time it's Megamind who wants to quit the game, and Metro Man doesn't know how to deal with it. A one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
C'est La Vie by Veinne reviews
'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Silver and Foals by ThereBeDragons17 reviews
King Elessar finds his youngest daughter determined to run away and thinks of a way to change her mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Brainwashed by SoScreamsAWhisper reviews
In which Artemis tries to brainwash his four year old daughter, Carson Fowl. Will Holly allow it? [Howl, Hartemis]. P.s., if you are a child of four years old, please, I beg you, do not try this at home, okay? Oh, and if you're a four year and and you're reading this, you have my respect- you're most likely an time-traveling alien, cyborg, or extreme child prodigy. I don't own pic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Real or Not Real by Kuroi Atropos reviews
It's not really Loki's fault that Clint Barton got thrown through time, but he's definitely at fault for the world finding out about it.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Never Again by PadfootIsMyHomeDawg reviews
A lighthearted poem from the Snitch's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
To Be God Touched by Celestra reviews
Hoping to better understand dragons, Hiccup is accompanied by Toothless on a quest seeking the wisdom of the gods. His venture may be ill-timed, however, with tension growing in Berk and whispers of something horrifying growing on Fire Nest Island... [Takes place in-between films with some show references] A story about friendship and the forces that test it. *COMPLETE*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,656 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Snape by Fezzes at 221b reviews
Tonks has somefun with her shape-shifting... Lupin is not impressed. AU. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
Leftovers by Sierra Janeway reviews
Before they head to Paris, they stop at the school to get dinner and Charles and Erik get into a stupid argument involving leftovers. Total crackfic, short, stupid, oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
In Times of Wind and Coffee by oOReginaSerpentiumOo reviews
One-Shot. Prompt: It's really windy and I can't tell if Storm is in a bad mood, or if someone let Pietro have coffee. Prompt from @official profx on Twitter. It's sunny, school is out for the term, Bobby makes my pond a skating rink AGAIN, and then a statue flies past. Dammit. MINOR language. Takes place between First Class and Days of Future Past [AU(?) Pietro moved in]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Tickle Target by HardyGal reviews
Mikey is in the mood for a game. So are his brothers. Poor Leo. (Stealthy Stories 2014 Nominee: Best Overall Story)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 8,848 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 9,758 - Follows: 10,402 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
An Unusual 'Frequent Kidnapping' by kidneyofcapaldi reviews
Roxanne sees a glimmer of heroism in the super-villain known as Megamind, but only by accident. Oneshot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
The Long Road Home by Rose's.wings reviews
The war for Cybertron continues and things have gone from bad to worse to weird in no time flat. Not only are the Decepticons abruptly stronger but something's wrong with the planet itself! And then there's that strange man that saw Aria in the bath...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 380,333 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Even a Hero by peace1089 reviews
Megamind has been a great hero so far. But for a terminal kid? He would be willing to play the bad guy for the little hero any day of the week.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Megamind - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4840 - Favs: 9,669 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28502 - Favs: 26,192 - Follows: 16,641 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Health Kick by TheChimeraSculptress reviews
Marie tries to encourage Logan to eat something healthy for a change. Complete foof! Totally silly.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine, Scott Summers - Complete
Heatwave by Lexifer666 reviews
A spring heatwave leaves the turtles feeling off their game and thinking they might be sick. Their true malady only becomes apparent once April breezes in for a visit. Set in the 2k12 world. Complete. Rated T for suggestive themes. Won 2nd place for Best Comedy and 3rd for Best One-shot in the 2014 Stealthy Stories competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
I Think There's Supposed to be a Wall There by Gwydion reviews
Just because they're on opposite sides of a dimensional portal doesn't mean they can't hear each other. It's too bad the 1987 Turtles are simply making no sense. Apparently no one taught them "as a guest, you abide by the house rules". (Takes place during the 2012 episode The Manhattan Project.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Beating the Heat by joanhello reviews
A wee plotless drabbly sort of snapshot of Megamind and Minion coping with sweltering weather.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Promotion: Discontinued by nerdsandlairs reviews
Set before the film. "You of all people should know that we have discontinued that program." What was the cause for Megamind canceling the frequent kidnapping card program and how did it start in the first place? These questions and more will be answered here and now!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
The Devil's Dance by The Wayland Smith reviews
A short prequel To Play the Devil. After the war was over Harry wandered the Earth for years. It wouldn't be Halloween though if Harry didn't find himself attacked by crazed cultists with a lust for power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Corrupting Influence by joanhello reviews
Tiny one-shot set just after the movie. Will the relationship between Roxanne and Megamind be entirely a matter of her leading him over to the side of good, or will there also be a little bit of influence in the other direction?
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Cockroach Cooties by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
Psst... Wanna know a secret? Raph's got cockroach cooties!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Vacation by Sarah1281 reviews
After the events of the Winter Soldier, Natasha meets up with Clint and has a few pointed questions about where he was when everything was going down and they could have really used him. In his defense, who checks their work phone when they're at Disneyworld?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Safe Place by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Luna's pushed and shoved and treated like she's loony the rest of the week. But on Saturdays, she's got a special place to go to...a special place that's just hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10094 - Favs: 23,777 - Follows: 13,752 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Melee by Not Even The Turtle reviews
How did Don get his lab? His brothers and Sensei were certainly shocked when he did, of course! Remember one thing; Never give a genius time to prepare for battle. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Adventure of the Tree, the Mob and the Homicidal Stranger by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
Eugene and Rapunzel's honeymoon doesn't go exactly as planned.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 311 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Three Turns by Elipsa reviews
"What we need," Dumbledore said slowly, "is more time." He looked at his watch, "three turns should do it, Miss Granger. Good luck." Only Lady Luck wasn't on time. Time went back, but not to when it should have. "Well, we came from the future, but apparently it wasn't two hours ago as we first thought and if that really is Remus Lupin, I'd wager we went back twenty years…" AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 152,701 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Marauders - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Eona: An extended ending by Miisheep reviews
Just a possible extended ending to the original story. What happens to Eona and Kygo after the war?
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Eon/Eona, Prince Kygo/Pearl Emperor - Complete
No One Knows How by blue artemis reviews
Molly makes sure her family will get together for Christmas after she's gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Molly W. - Complete
Soundwave's vacation by Darst reviews
A one-shot request written for prompt: "TFP Soundwave takes a day off and finds that the Nemesis had turned into a disaster zone while he wasn't there" related to TFP 3.08 Episode "Thirst"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Spiked Cuteness by FollowMeToYourDoom reviews
When Megamind's latest plan back-fires due to a missing hostage, the blue villain goes in search of her, only to find that she is looking after a little animal, a certain cute spiked one... Pre-movie possible AU, but I up to now, it's not. I own nothing but the hedgehog, all copyright goes to Dreamworks, etc... Review if you have time please :) If not, no big deal (;
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion, Brainbots
Dinobot Interpretations by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Dinobots have a…unique way of looking at certain things. They can't be blamed though; Wheeljack and Ratchet are the ones who made them that way. So when Swoop completely misinterprets an interaction between the two, the results aren't very surprising for any party involved. [AU-G1-One Shot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Ratchet, Swoop, Wheeljack - Complete
Changed My Mind by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Turtles, Torture, Tricks, and Tongues by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
In the middle of winter, Mikey gets his tongue stuck to a cold pole on a dare from his siblings in a fun game of Torture.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Just a Boy in a Forge by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup thinks it's a little too hot in the forge that day.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, OC - Complete
Just Come Here Already! by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
"Come here." Raph said somewhat calmly. That was a new one. Mikey frowned slightly; Raph had never tried this perspective before. He'd need to tread carefully, as if he was skating on thin ice. "Why?" Mikey took a step back, almost tripping backwards over a patched up beanbag. "Just come here," Raph grunted a little more impatiently than last time. "No you're gonna hit me!"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Sleep Tight by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
T-Tots Splinter tries to put the boys to bed at a decent hour, but runs into many delays with the restless toddlers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Organization Matters by GlitterFrog reviews
Hurried and harried, an overly busy Roxanne sends in a picture to aid a developing news story...she's in for a surprise! Oneshot.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 272 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7802 - Favs: 15,651 - Follows: 9,585 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Where I am Needed by Foxbear reviews
What exactly did Ratchet mean when he said that he knew where he was needed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Foxbear reviews
When disaster strikes ones most valuable, and often only, resources are the friends and allies one can call on. The Autobot's allies mobilize after the destruction of Autobot Base Omega One.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,657 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Jack D. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
In a Fishbowl by MeHihihihihihihi reviews
A one-shot on how the turtles originally got mutated through the POV of one of the turtles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Ain't Nobody Messing with My Clique by Ultra-Geek reviews
No one is allowed to insult Spock but McCoy, damn it. Them's the rules.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Morning Rituals by Scotia Daniel reviews
Soft pitter patter of feet could be heard heading towards the bathroom. A petite figure walked in and stood in front of the sink. Donatello stared, not really processing what had just happened until he felt Leo huddle to him in shock. Donatello blinked and took part of Leonardo's towel and held it to his chest as though to cover himself up. Picture by Brushbell on .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Flaws by Shahrezad1 reviews
There are times when Calhoun's coding is all too human. A series of very short moments. Hero's Cuties pairing.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Mere Mechanic Art by nebroadwe reviews
Miko Nakadai, cross-cultural relations specialist, has a new project. Jack is dubious until he begins to suspect it might serve a purpose after all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jack D., Miko N., Ultra Magnus - Complete
Aragog's Dilemma by Diresquirrel reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Last Thoughts by MegaChoirQueer reviews
What was Megamind thinking as he fell to his death... before he realised that he could save himself? Drabble (:
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion, Hal S./Tighten - Complete
Texting for the First Time by MeHihihihihihihi reviews
Mikey discovers texting on his tPhone and decides to strike up a conversation through text to Donnie. During the text, he freely shares what is going on in his goofy head. Donnie tries to explain texting to Mikey. The conversation gets out of hand and a little goofy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Speed Trap by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Who changed that road sign from sixty miles per hour to six? Who else.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Don't mess with a violet tech by Darst reviews
This small episode takes place after TF PRIME 3.06 - Chain of Command. Poor Starscream! Everyone makes fun of him. Warnings: none, though it may seem somewhat angsty at first. Pairings: none One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Shockwave, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Flowers by MegaChoirQueer reviews
My first drabble. Enjoy :)
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
lutropublicaphobia by PrismaTrumpet reviews
Leo refuses to step foot into a public restroom. Which is why his brothers decide to dare him to use a bathroom on the surface.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Different Tastes by Arcaninelover77 reviews
According to Donnie, April is the most beautiful girl in the world. According to Leo, it's Karai. See what happens when these two brothers get into a disagreement about whose lady love is better. Apritello vs. Leorai: 2k12! ALL BASHING IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! I'm serious guys, I love both couples and characters. Please don't take this as legitimate bashing!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, April O'Neil, Karai - Complete
Bombs, Leprechauns, Twins and Snape by Lucison reviews
This is my oneshot for kitty132383's challenge, Thing's I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Seamus F. - Complete
Diagnosis: Normal by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Addressing a common childhood situation leads the prison's physician to question just how normal life can be for an expatriate alien growing up in the pen.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Megamind - Complete
Trick-or-Treat! by StormyNight108 reviews
A fun one-shot, set in the 2012 Universe. It's Halloween in New York City, and the turtles get to spend the night on the streets surrounded by other kids in costumes. Keeping a low profile is just not possible with these guys.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Next Step by Celey reviews
A prelude to an existential discussion with a dead-eyed plastic desk toy.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Megamind - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Phobia by Driftstar - Leader of TreeClan reviews
Playing Doctor Donnie isn't easy when your brother is afraid of needles...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Eyeliner by Megan Martian reviews
In which Megamind stops the fight for a very "terrible" reason... Inspired by Eleathyra's fanart (see link inside.)
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Megamind - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Differences by Foxbear reviews
Despite the multitude of similarities between the two species there are inherent differences between Cybertronians and humans. Confronting them can sometimes be uncomfortable even for the hardiest of humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jack D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 4,819 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Fearless Has An Odd Phobia by le error reviews
2k12-verse. After evading Dogpound, Leonardo gets stuck in a situation that causes him to panic and call his brothers for help.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Crafty Valentines by zenonaa reviews
Valentine's Day fic. "Come on. Who wouldn't want a one-of-a-kind specially made valentine? Pull up a chair and let your creative juices flow like one of Sensei's katas. Girls dig creative guys." Leorai, hints of Don x April that are as subtle as Don
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
The Pain in Spain is Mainly in Wayne's Brain by N.L. Rummi reviews
Even heroes sometimes find themselves fighting a losing battle. (Or: why the rivalry will never really be over.) A drabble.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 1,409 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Forever a Queen by wolfgirlalways reviews
"Once a king or queen in Narnia, always a king or queen." -C.S. Lewis. Just because Lucy was back in England did not mean that she was not a queen. A series of one-shots that show Lucy acting as a queen ought to
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Lucy Pevensie
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
To The Death by JessieJay13 reviews
An unknown knight arrives at Camelot to challenge Merlin to single combat, a fight to the death. He accepts it willingly, but will he be able to survive the duel without using his magic?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Merlin - Complete
Out of the Shadows by CaptainOzone reviews
It has been a week of silence and forced "normalness," and Gwen has had enough of it. Sometimes, the only way to get things done is to do them yourself, and Gwen takes the first step... by simply asking for a dance. Gwen-Merlin bonding. Reveal/post-reveal. No slash. For carinims01.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
From Out of the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
The second in the Wizard in the Shadows series reading 'The Wizard in the Shadows' first is recommended . Harry's back in his own world, and another Big Bad is gearing up for the end of the world. Only my OC's and plot are mine. As of 2014, deader than the Dodo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,383 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 781 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The first kidnapping by missylynn99 reviews
She lifted her head and blinked a few times, trying to adjust to the light focused on her. As she thought, there was a leather chair infront of her, and it swiviled around. "Ms. Ritchie, it's my pleasure to make your aquaintance. In case you don't know, I am the devilishly handsome master of all villiany...Megamind! I'm glad to see that you've recovered from fainting in fear.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
A Reluctant Hufflepuff by Horrorshow Jane reviews
"If you're thinking that I'm not going to put you in Slytherin, then you're quite right," sniffed the Hat, sounding somewhat vindictively gleeful. "The house which actually suits you best is—HUFFLEPUFF!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,833 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M.
Snow and Honey by Asidian reviews
She is two and a half, and Jack can't stand to see her cry. It is the dead of winter, and the harvest this year is the worst he can remember. There is not food enough to go around, and though the adults bear it silently– though Jack, impressed with his own status as big brother, bears it silently– his sister is still too small to pretend.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Child at Heart by Ironic-Sarcasm reviews
Jack Frost decides to see how his first believer was doing. Quite convinced Jamie Bennett had stopped believing long ago, he's in for a surprise.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Hunger by ForThem reviews
"Slow down there, mate. You're goin' at it like you haven't eaten in years!" Bunny jested, watching the frost child scarf down his roast beef.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 344 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
X Marks the Spot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Annoyance by Kuroi Atropos reviews
Steve Roger's first introduction to Wade Wilson was when the man used his upper back as a spring board to vault over Thor, Bruce, six doctors and five nurses to hug Hawkeye while calling out "My Precious!" He still couldn't figure out why Natasha hadn't shot the man, but figured it was the same reason why Bruce only glued a bell to him rather than Hulked out and squished him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Coming Home by Shahrezad1 reviews
Vanellope has to wonder about a few things, and asks the only female role model she knows. Calhoun and Vanellope friendship, large dose of Hero's Cuties romance. :)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Ice Cold by SariauChan reviews
It's the middle of winter, and Harry finds the Sword of Gryffindor at the bottom of a pool. Absolutely bloody fantastic. Slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Halloween Thrillers by Rose's.wings reviews
Halloween has dawned over Iacon in all its violet-orange glory! What happens when you have younglings hyped up on too much candy, twin tricks, Scooby-Doo-like mysteries, and waaay too much Michael Jackson? Exactly what you'd expect of course! Mwuhahahahaha! It'll be a Halloween Aria won't soon forget, no matter how hard she tries...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Jazz, Bumblebee
Unbreakable by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
While recovering from injuries, Merlin finds that Arthur has his own way of comforting people. One-shot no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Heart of Stone, Soul of Magic by blue artemis reviews
Written for the Hogwarts Houses fest. Hogwarts sees more than anyone believes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Study in Stupid by Nightsmoke reviews
After being told that his charm lies in his naivety, Thor decides that he should downplay his knowledge of Midgard in efforts to win the affections of his mortal friends.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Thor - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Pale Blue Shadows by DreamFlight reviews
Megamind's first kill was entirely by accident… and so was Miss Ritchie's. AU, Dark!fic
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,349 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
A Villain's Compassion by SapphireGirl93 reviews
Pre-movie. Megamind arrives at Roxanne's apartment full of wicked schemes, but finds that his favorite victim has had a monumentally bad day and isn't feeling up to playing the bait in his favorite game. Can Metro City's most notorious villain find it in his black heart to show his captive a little compassion?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 400 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Artist by The Antic Repartee reviews
A post-movie one-shot. Everyone assumes he is an artist. The village, his friends, even Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 5,974 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Foxbear reviews
The Autobots are forced to come to grips with the foulest aspects of human nature as a darkness from Miko's past threatens to reclaim her and destroy the other humans in the process. NOT slash, some physical violence and refrences to past bad things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Miko N., Bulkhead - Complete
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
An Open Letter from Lucius Malfoy by Imbeni reviews
Lucius wishes to clear a few things up to the fan fiction community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,933 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 9,019 - Follows: 5,353 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Baby Seal Leather Boots by Umbra93 reviews
*Based On Funny Ad, Rated M for theme* Megamind is cleaning his room and finds himself polishing his old favorite boots... As he's polishing away and watching nature shows on "Mating"... Roxanne and Minion step in thinking he's polishing something ELSE!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Blood On His Hands by Moonstar00125 reviews
Megamind didn't mean to kill them. He doesn't know how it happened. He just knows it did. And he wishes more than anything that he could take it back.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Megamind - Complete
You've Forgotten Who I Am by CastlePhoenix reviews
When Harry suffers amnesia, the job falls to Snape to help Harry regain both his memory and his skills. Will Snape be able to let go of his preconceptions? When Harry remembers just who Snape is, will he be able to forgive him in time? AU OOTP, No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,342 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Megamind Meets the Parents by ladyspock7 reviews
Roxanne decides it's time for Megamind to meet her folks. It turns out that he's already met her dad...
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 434 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Marauder's Plan 3,346 by WitchOfDarkness13 reviews
James gets to sing and Sirius has a sniper rifle. All because Remus had an idea. AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Marauders, Voldemort - Complete
The Great Shamrock Incident by Rose's.wings reviews
The Irish say that it is often a person's mouth that breaks his nose. But for Sunny, it's his mouth that ends up ruining his paint job and earning him the nickname 'Samrock Swunny'. Will he ever learn? *Sigh* No, probably not. Be mindful of alien swearing...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sideswipe, Bumblebee - Complete
I'm Not A Hero by SapphireGirl93 reviews
Pre-Movie. Was there a possible glimpse at Megamind's true destiny during his days of villainy, when Roxanne finds herself in a sticky situation and there's no one else to help her?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,427 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Jacktastic by JaAm reviews
Ratchet was having a bad day. Wheeljack was having some fun. You put two and two together. "Wheeljack, what are you doing, and where is the rest of your body?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Attack of the Valentines! by Rose's.wings reviews
Iacon is overrun by a storm of little red hearts as the younglings adopt a new tradition from their human caretaker: Valentines! Far from a storm of sweetness, chaos takes root. Will love n'friendship smooth things over? Or will it just make things worse?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Arcee - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
That Time of Truth by hwc reviews
Prompt: Druids start to slowly come out of hiding, living their lives peacefully in the kingdom and even sending a diplomat or two to Camelot. While no one ever does reveal Merlin is Emrys, a lot of people start to talk about Emrys in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 338 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bang, Flash, Boom! by Rose's.wings reviews
Human celebrations don't really translate well on Cybertron, but that doesn't stop a handful of younglings from getting into trouble with fireworks. Spinoff of my Aria story, but is purely a story of youngling mischief and friendship. Happy New Year!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bumblebee, Arcee - Complete
Blasted Blinky Lights! by SapphireGirl93 reviews
How will Megamind enjoy his first real celebration of Christmas? Post movie; fun, sweet, and filled with fluffy holiday cheer!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Guide to Holiday Etiquette by Fjord Mustang reviews
Here is some useful advice to follow if you happen to celebrate the holidays with the Vikings on Berk. It is a guide to manners... with a twist. Hint- it is intended for non Vikings, and being human is optional. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Tradition by The Antic Repartee reviews
After the events of Gift of the Night Fury, Hiccup decides to help Astrid tweak one of her tradition ideas. Fluff and Fun! Happy Snoggletog!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 584 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
To Tell a Tale by LeggyLulu reviews
"Arthur started it, he had practically dared him. Fine then. He would show them, he would show them all. They were about to get their socks blow off." In which Merlin tells a tale, and Arthur pays attention. Story time has never been this complicated..
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
So, A Prince and a Warlock Walk Into a Bar by Jissai reviews
The first time Arthur calls Merlin "Emrys."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Not So Formal Introductions by Rose's.wings reviews
First impressions are always important, doubly so when you're meeting robotic aliens that have just done you the great service of saving your life. But it seems that Aria is just unable to keep from causing mischief. Besides, Wheeljack started it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ratchet, Que/Wheeljack - Complete
Testament of Weapons by Shamera reviews
Four years and Merlin still had a hard time keeping a sword during a fight. Arthur feels he needs some extra training to keep him out of harms way. The knights are more than willing to help.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To the Victor Go the Spoils by ruth baulding reviews
Male bonding, Jedi style. The boys are at it again, and Master Windu isn't quite sure he approves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu - Complete
And Then Some by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 more drabbles, 10000 more words. Three – "There's a thing in Merlin's head." Based off of the episode preview for 4x06.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Merlin
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 938 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Of Hunith, Hugs, and Horrendous Hats by Literaria reviews
Hunith's first reaction, upon seeing her son ride into Ealdor at a full gallop, was to panic. "He knows!" Merlin shouted, and her heart stuttered to a halt. Then he turned, and she saw the grin that encompassed every feature of his face.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hunith, Merlin - Complete
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Just Friends by Foxbear reviews
June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/11/2011 - June D., Ratchet - Complete
I LOVE Blue Lingerie by QueenMabShakespeare reviews
Megamind accidentally makes an interesting discovery during one of their regular kidnappings. Hope you like it - have fun.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Incident by Foxbear reviews
Miko gets a lesson in humility from Optimus after something goes terribly/hilariously wrong at school.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Miko N., Jack D. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Empress by kittykatloren reviews
"Do you miss your dragon?" he asked. She returned without hesitation. "Do you miss your pearl?" Post-Eona Kygo/Eona oneshot.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Prince Kygo/Pearl Emperor, Eon/Eona - Complete
Blind Spot by Fjord Mustang reviews
Toothless' spy mission showed Red Deaths are a worldwide threat. He & Hiccup got humans to trust & partner with dragons. In this story, allies of Hiccup & Toothless also have a hard challenge: getting dragons to trust & partner with humans. Can they?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 164,942 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Toothless
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 1,089 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6880 - Favs: 10,584 - Follows: 5,285 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Try, Try Again by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Arthur tries, several times, to name Merlin as Court Sorcerer, and things just keep going wrong. Expanded 'Fractions' 95 by llLethell.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 195 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 4,651 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 682 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Body by Siffie the third reviews
A frozen kid in a locked room on a navy base. The NCIS team think they have seen it all, but this time the case might just prove them wrong.
Crossover - NCIS & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 237 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Understated by Cyndi reviews
What makes someone a hero? Optimus and June have a little chat, and the subject comes up. ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2011 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 446 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Merlin, Is That a Cat? by ypput reviews
"Merlin... Is that a cat?" Arthur asked as Merlin deposited the tabby on Arthur's table. I'm not entirely sure what to say about this other than that somehow I've made a series of drabbles about Gwaine getting turned into a cat...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 680 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Absolute by 666Cliche reviews
Power corrupts. Absolutely. Harry Potter finds the Death Note and resolves to use it to save the world. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Two Days and Two Hundred Years Ago by goldennight16 reviews
In which Merlin discovers Camelot's oldest remaining resident after a statue magically comes to life before his eyes. Merlin, Gwaine, Arthur, knights etc, feat. OC character.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
How Stupid Can You Get? by Sinkme reviews
Snape's reaction while watching Harry jump into the lake to retrieve Gryffindor's sword. As humorous as I could make Snape be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan reviews
Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Family Affair by Muse10 reviews
When elves are neither old nor young, family reunions can get confusing for the onlookers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
An Unusual Training Exercise by Whisperwill reviews
The method of training is unusual, but Obi-Wan is not about to question Qui-Gon's methods. He just has to figure out how to succeed in his daunting task. One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
at moments after I have dreamed by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
When Rapunzel accidentally ends up in Eugene's room at night frightened of the hand life has dealt her, Eugene has a few comforting words for her - only if he isn't too distracted by the one question he's dying to ask her.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Sorcerer in the Shadows by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is arrested for sorcery - Arthur's not saying who helped him escape - Arthur thinks that Merlin's gone, only... how on earth is it that he continues to defeat magical creatures and not remember it? Is there a sorcerer in the shadows, helping them?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
There's A Reason to Fear the Dark by apAidan reviews
Antonin Dolohov saw a chance to escape from Azkaban and took it. Unfortunately for him. AU-set in the same world as "The Ninth Day of Christmas" For those whom are upset by plural marriages, there is a momentary reference to such in this story. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Antonin D., Luna L. - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 221 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
Put Another Nickel In by Nora Salisbury reviews
Music Man has sent Megamind a gag gift ... but Roxanne is the only one laughing. Rating this a T just in case, for mild suggestive content. Set post-movie.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 345 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Megamind's 'Code' by Scarlet-Frost reviews
Just a quicky about the PERFECT phone for Megamind. CODE: ITS DESTINY!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Megamind - Complete
Shadow over Hogwarts by Diresquirrel reviews
Ten years ago they won the battle: Voldemort was dead. They didn't realize that at the same time they had lost the war. Now, a shadow lurks over the Wizarding World that threatens to change everything. AU Harry Potter.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Circus Candies by Scarlet-Frost reviews
A one shot full of fluff about Megamind's understanding of a certian candy.. and Roxanne's plesent confusion of it all. This is one shot with fluff, for Roxanne and Megamind's relationship.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Follow the Leader by Emachinescat reviews
When Merlin follows Morgana to her meeting with Morgause in 3x1, he doesn't know that he, too, is being followed. Arthur is there to witness everything that transpires. Will he be able to rescue Merlin and will he even want to when he finds out the truth?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Science of Failure by N.L. Rummi reviews
Roxanne discovers that she and Megamind define failure a bit differently.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Screamer Cuddle Club by Chronsse reviews
After a long day of fighting Autobots, the Decepticons return to base weary and worn out. Skywarp suddenly decides he doesn't want to wait to get to his room. Screamers work as good as berths in a hallway. It isn't his fault if the rest of the base joins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is being chased by Death Eaters and ducks into a most unusual place to hide, completely shocking our favorite Potions professor! Answer to a challenge I found and thought extremely amusing. Danger, fluffy fun, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/3/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 277 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 419 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Waking Fred Weasley by apAidan reviews
It's not been quite a month since the Final Battle and the hardest part of the war is still going on, recovery. As the funerals of the Lupins and Fred loom, Seamus decides something must be done. H/Hr Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Seamus F.] - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Why Couldn't It Be A Lottery? by almne reviews
Hiccup's newest students aren't the easiest to deal with. Neither is he. Sequel to A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 1,021 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Souls by Gumdrop Boo - Ch4rms reviews
"Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III had been the greatest man any of them had ever known, and with his passing, was the passing of an era."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 699 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Circumventing Tradition by Kyra Rivers reviews
Teddy Lupin goes to Hogwarts, argues with the Sorting Hat, and makes a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Teddy L., Sorting Hat - Complete
Life Bound by clockworkchaos reviews
Toph is a properly raised earth kingdom lady. With properly bound feet. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,599 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Toph - Complete
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Looking Glass by patster223 reviews
Magical objects always seemed to find their way to Merlin. So it only made sense that an enchanted mirror would fall into Arthur's possession, and of COURSE that mirror was the one object that could reveal Merlin as a sorcerer. That was just his luck.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 4,802 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 9,939 - Follows: 4,757 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9675 - Favs: 26,243 - Follows: 10,563 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Housebreak Your Son's Dragon by Tlalen reviews
Stoick and Toothless reach an understanding.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon by almne reviews
Post movie, NOT A DEATHFIC. Hiccup and Toothless are invincible in the air. But if they lost their prosthetics, how strong would they be?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,750 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Things the Crew Can No Longer Do by Kuroi Atropos reviews
50 Things that the Enterprise Crew are No Longer Allowed to Do - I know this has probably been done before, but I was in the mood for some comedy. Added Chap 2: The crew, headed up by Captain Kirk, plot their replies to the Admirals. I'm really done now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 805 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Come In From The Cold by Luki Dimension reviews
Its snowing, and Hiccup has invited some guests of the small and scaly kind, much to Stoics dismay.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Witches Bewitched by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
A mysterious potion Harry makes from the Half-Blood Prince's book gets loose at dinner, making every single witch at Hogwarts fall madly in love with the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 261 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 1,166 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Arthur's Silent Guardian by Sydelle Rein reviews
A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiocy by Sydelle Rein reviews
Arthur Pendragon was not an idiot. He knew the truth...well, sort of. No slash. Just a short fic set directly after 2x13. Sequel now posted! "Idiocy Revealed"
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Are You Kidding Me! by Sydelle Rein reviews
Another run in with pesky bandits puts Merlin and Arthur in a sticky situation, and Arthur is left gawking like an idiot at Merlin's escape strategy. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
By the Skin of His Teeth by Muse10 reviews
For the sake of Pippin's life, Legolas loses a little piece of himself. Literally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Lord Harry J Potter Meet Col Sherman T Potter by GenkaiFan reviews
While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., S. Potter - Complete
Locked In by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Severus, Horace, Albus, and Minerva are locked in the Founders' Nursery by four ghosts. Who knows what they'll learn!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,599 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 641 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery by semprini reviews
Post-OotP Reluctantly taking a leadership role in the fight against Voldemort, urging others to 'say the name', Harry tries to learn how he can use his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' to fulfill the prophecy as he becomes his enemy's biggest target.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 401,266 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
What doesn't kill you makes you Granger by kayly silverstorm reviews
One-shots from the 'When a Lioness Fights' universe. May contain slash, violence and swearing. The rating might go up later
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/14/2009
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 8,947 - Follows: 2,253 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Amulet of the Moon by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Antiquity Link. Harry and fifteen members of the DA go to an isolated island, then back in time a year, to train Aurors for a suddenly Auror-less society... and are unexpectedly thrust back into the thick of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 236,266 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
Harry Potter and the Antiquity Link by semprini reviews
The morning after defeating Voldemort, Harry finds he wants nothing more than to be left alone. However, angry goblins, dementors, and a well-meaning Minister make this impossible, imposing on Harry more responsibilities than he wants... and then some.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 327,064 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 993 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 1,535 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4839 - Favs: 13,020 - Follows: 6,047 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Transformers Dictionary by Pagen Godess reviews
A list of terms that every Transformers fan has to know. Ordered A-Z with bold capital letters seperating each section make finding a word easier.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 7,315 - Follows: 1,607 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
The Vexing Of Voldemort by phantomduck reviews
The life of a super villain is not as straight forward as it seems... Series of One-Shots
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 774 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Runespoor Shield by Ms Spider reviews
Harry is still angry but this year he has a person to blame. A secret trunk, a kitten with a secret and an secret potion. I've been told this isn't complete. It is a complete year at Hogwarts as are the books so I considered it Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,895 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's Irritating Whom? by Deritine reviews
COMPLETE! Abusing Snape has more consequences than could be predicted. AU midOoTP with bits of HBP and DH. Xover with EQ1 and WoW and some other HP fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
The Care and Handling of Professor Snape by frodogenic reviews
A twenty-five-point guide for first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
I Thought You Cared by Itsme66 reviews
What is Ginny doing at the Ministry, and why is she so mad? Post Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 8,652 - Follows: 2,267 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The Product of a Fever by Ultra-Geek reviews
Edmund is bruised and amused, Peter is sick and guilty, and everyone else just tries to stay out of their way. Shortish story drabble.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Day in Your Shoes, Literally by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
One-shot. Padmé's complaints of foot pain have fallen on deaf ears. Now Anakin must find a way to avoid explaining to Obi-Wan as he struggles through a day of training in the temple wearing Padmé's bright pink pumps.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 227 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Should I Turn Away by DreamFlight reviews
In that climatic moment upon the stage, what might have happened had Christine not wrenched the mask from the man who haunted her? A story of what if...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
But They Might Hope by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Warrantee Expired by Beertree reviews
G1. My daugther requested a story for her birthday. It had to contain Wheeljack and a chair. This is the result.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Soft As A Dementor's Kiss by shewhoguards reviews
The first thing it knew was the hunger. Life from a Dementor's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Night of the Anas by shewhoguards reviews
“I bet it sneaked up here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, remember that poisonous duck?” The story behind the escaped poisonous duck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I hate you too by katertot84 reviews
Harry surprises Snape with his essay after Umbridge inspected Potions class fifth year. Oneshot. This is my first story. Please be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 305 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
