_protocol 1_
A_commands / directives / requests of Designation: Megamind [Status: Daddy] are to be obeyed at own discretion
_protocol 2_
A_commands / directives / requests of Designation: Minion [Status: Uncle] are to be obeyed at own discretion
_status update
Designation : Roxanne Ritchi
Status: Damsel
_protocol : damsel_
A_prevent harm of Designation : Roxanne Ritchi [Status: Damsel]
B_prevent escape of Designation: Roxanne Ritchi
C_ subroutine [ B ] is secondary to subroutine [ A ]
D_commands of Designation: Roxanne Ritchi are to be obeyed at own discretion in pursuance of [ A ]
E_subroutine [ D ] is not to be revealed to Designation: Roxanne Ritchi
/protocol update
F_unless you have a very good reason
/protocol update
G_ "because Designation: Roxanne Ritchi asked" is not a very good reason
_/cancellation of protocol : damsel_
_status update
Designation: Roxanne Ritchi
Status: Girlfriend
_protocol : girlfriend_
A_prevent harm of Designation: Roxanne Ritchi [Status: Girlfriend]
B_commands / directives / requests of Designation: Roxanne Ritchi are to be obeyed at own discretion
/protocol update
C_yes of course you're allowed to tell her this time
/protocol update
D_yes I was wrong before "because Designation: Roxanne Ritchi asked" is a very good reason
_status update
Designation: Roxanne Ritchi
Status: Mommy
/protocol update
E_no you are not allowed to keep Designation: Roxanne Ritchi from "escaping" the Lair
F_that hasn't been part of your programming since the cancellation of protocol: damsel
G_I know that you know this don't try to pretend
H_"because you didn't want mommy to leave for work" is not an acceptable excuse
/protocol update
I_stop trying to "kidnap" Designation: Roxanne Ritchi while she's at work
J_everyone keeps blaming me for it
/protocol update
K_yes I know I used to kidnap her that's the point I'm trying to make
L_you're not supposed to keep kidnapping the damsel after you stop being evil
/protocol update
M_yes I know you miss her so do I but mommy's work is important
/protocol update
N_yes mommy will come home again after work
_protocol : concerned_
A_search auto-record footage for clips of Designation: Megamind doing / saying anything that might prove annoying / upsetting to Designation: Roxanne Ritchi
B_search time range: last two weeks
/protocol update
C_submitted search results were entirely unhelpful
D_you gave me the footage of literally every filmed interaction between Designation: Megamind and Designation: Roxanne Ritchi for the last two weeks
/protocol update
E_I don't know how to narrow the parameters of "annoying / upsetting" that is the problem
F_Designation: Roxanne Ritchi indicated a desire to speak to Designation: Megamind about "something important"
G_I hope it's just the kidnapping thing if it's the kidnapping thing I can show her the code updates and maybe she won't be so mad at me
/protocol update
H_no of course I'm not going to tell her to be mad at you instead
I_it was an oversight for me not to add it to your programming before but she'll be more likely to accept an apology from me if I can show her I've taken steps to address the problem
J_I hope
/protocol update
K_it was not the kidnapping thing
L_she's not mad at any of us
M_I'll explain later right now I have to go lie down or I think I might faint again
_/cancellation of protocol : concerned_
_designation update
Designation: Megamind
Status: Daddy
New Designation: Megamind Ritchi