I thought of the idea of writing these out based on #mormonharrypotter on Twitter. This isn't meant to be offensive, so if anyone sees it that way, I'm sorry. I write this purely for pleasure, and not in an attempt to convert anyone to the LDS faith. Hope you enjoy! :)
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"He knows he'll lose," was Hermione's main argument. "There would be no use in even trying, and he knows that. He's as much as said it outright himself."
Ron just shook his head. "Nope. If he tried again, he'd win. He dropped out last time, but now with the same sort of people across the board, he has a better chance at winning."
Hermione sighed in exasperation and turned to her other friend who had remained quiet until now.
"And just what do you think Harry?" She demanded. She already had a smug expression though, believing that Harry would choose her side.
But Harry shook his head. "Who cares if Mitt Romney will win Minister of Magic in 2016?" He motioned to the magazine he was holding. "Rita Skeeter's written an article in the New Era!"
Ron slapped his forehead at this news. "SOS, please!" He muttered.