Yeah, I don't what I was thinking while typing this. Typed it in about five minutes and thought "hey, I could publish this. I've seen weirder fanfics." And that's what happened.

Question: is it tPhone, T-phone, or T phone? or some other variation?

Texting for the First Time

Mikey: Donnie?

Mikey: Donnie?

Mikey: DONNIE!

Donnie: What?!

Mikey: I figured out how to text

Donnie: No kidding

Mikey: sooooo... What are you up to?

Donnie: Why don't you go to my lab that's nearby and FIND OUT?

Mikey: and waste this new skill of texting I've just discovered?! No way dude.

Donnie: Texting is not a skill...the rest of us have been texting for a while now.

Mikey: What?! And you never told me?!

Donnie: We have. Too many times. Even texted you saying that we can text. -_-

Mikey: What does -_- mean?

Donnie: -_-

Mikey: WHAT DOES -_- MEAN?!

Donnie: it's a secret code that only the highest intellect can handle.

Mikey: Teach me.

Donnie: I couldn't even teach you how to text. How do you expect me to teach you this?

Raph: They're smiley faces doofus.

Mikey: RAPH HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Raph: Dats 4 me 2 know and u not 2 find out. -_- is a face. Like :) :o ^_^

Mikey: Woah! Another code! I think I can read this one actually. By the way, you spelled you wrong.

Donnie: and about half that sentence. The English God of Spelling is crying right now.

Mikey: Oh! Wait! I think he was misspelling on purpose!

Donnie: Nice deduction.

Raph: WTF

Mikey: what does WTF mean?

Raph: ummm... Where's the food?

Mikey: Kitchen dude. I'm starting to get the feeling that's not what WTF means though.

Donnie: You go the first word right. "what".
You just need the T and the F.

Mikey: I give up. I'M COMING TO THE KITCHEN AFTER YOU RAPH! I'M HUNGRY.

Raph: I changed my mind, I don't want food.

Mikey: TOO LATE. YOU'VE MADE A COMMITMENT TO FOOD.

Raph: Is you caps key on your tPhone broken or something? Get Donnie to fix that for you.

Mikey: ummm... Okay

Donnie: I think it's just fixed itself.

Mikey: I'm still coming to see you...

Donnie: MIKEY I'M BUSY! DON'T COME TO THE LAB!

Raph: Oh Donnie, I think your caps key broke too. :P

Mikey: Here I am Donnie.

Donnie: Mikey, you're in the same room as me. You can stop texting me now.

Mikey: oh right, my bad bro.

Raph: Well this was fun.

(Later)

Leo: What the heck Mikey?!

Mikey: You read the whole text conversation didn't you?

Leo: You're not really this stupid. And you've been texting me for months

Mikey: Shhhhh... Don't tell Donnie and Raph.

Leo: why?

Mikey: because it's funny

Leo: you're really dedicated to this stupid act

Mikey: i live for it!

Leo: Are you nearly done getting your doctorate degree?

Mikey: nearly there

Leo: you never did tell me how you are able to get a doctrate.

Mikey: You don't need to know Leo. Only someone with the intellectual capacity such as myself can accomplish this.

Leo: Donnie and Raph are going to freak when they find out.

Mikey: :)