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![]() Author has written 2 stories for D.Gray-Man, Harry Potter, and Gundam 00. I found this on someone's profile and couldn't help copy pasting it! FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my boyfriend breaks up with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack him for breaking up with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C34R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. R3 P057 1F U C4N R35D 7H15 |