Hyperactive Avianhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, No More Heroes, and Bravely Default. Hyperactive Avian here, previously known as Beardie Girl. I hope you enjoy my stories, even if their plots can be rather... Unorthodox. Unusual stories aside, I still hope you enjoy them! I usually write humour, but I am attempting to branch out into other genres, namely horror. Regardless, constructive criticism of my writing is appreciated! I enjoy different kinds of writing, but my favourite genres are adventure, fantasy, humour, and horror; I don't particularly enjoy romance much, but I will read (and dabble in writing) it if it interests me or doesn't take up the majority of the plot. Still, I do enjoy the occasional pure-romance FanFiction, as they're generally rather well-written in the Fandoms I explore. Anyway, as mentioned before, I hope you enjoy my stories and have fun reading them! I do also have an AO3 account, which I will be uploading my stories to as well, so feel free to check them out there if the FanFiction website isn't to your tastes. - HA |
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Their Final Puzzle Until the Next One by Yours The Author
"Everything snapped into place. Color, light, warmth, emotions just appeared. If he was disoriented before the reappearance of his sight, he was even more so now." "Could he truly dare to hope, against all logic and reasoning, that the voice he heard was the voice he had wanted to hear for so long?"
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3 - [Claire, H. Layton] Luke T., J. Descole - Complete
Seabird by Sixty-four K
The world seems to have crashed down on the Tritons all at once. One dear friend is no longer with them, and another is at death's door in a hospital in London, far from their home in Misthallery. All that they can do is take things one step at a time. The young boy who wanders the hospital halls seems like he needs a friend. Perhaps that's the first step they need to take.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2 - [Brenda T., Clark T.] Clive/Klaus
How Not to Say Goodbye by Yours The Author
"Randall had come back, words were exchanged, a photograph or two were taken, and then… well, as Emmy put it, he bolted. Packed his trunk and companions into the Laytonmobile and took off from Monte D'or without much more than a 'goodbye'."
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A., Randall A. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Distant Warmth by Sixty-four K
Alfendi is a welcome new addition to the Layton family, but even the professor, in his infinite patience, has difficulty coping with the needs of a new baby. Clive tries to be helpful. Post-Unwound Future, follows my story "A Gift, Undeserved."
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus - Complete
Worth Fighting For by The Mocking J reviews
Professor Layton oneshots for Whumptober 2019.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/11
A Gift, Undeserved by Sixty-four K reviews
Clive can hardly refuse the professor's offer of a place to stay after his release. He has no money, after all, and no family, and the professor is kind, so kind, to give him this chance. If only he was actually deserving of such trust. Platonic/familial Layton/Clive, post-Unwound Future.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus - Complete
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 4,929 - Follows: 5,768 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Fall Away by MetaBlade reviews
The world fell away into a thin strip of nothing and everything, filled by the sounds of the sea and their laughter. He wished he knew how to tell her that she didn't need to pity him. (Part of my series where Luigi is blind; stands alone.) (Pre-relationship)
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Devil's Lettuce by MUNASHIKU reviews
Instead of the eloquent butler known as Sebastian, Ciel seems to have summoned the weed demon, Snoop Dogg.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31 - Ciel P. - Complete
At the Junction by Nate-kun reviews
In which the bus runs behind schedule. [Revised 2/26/2020]
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/3/2015 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Shivers by The Mocking J reviews
His little brother has always suffered with the shivers.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4 - H. Layton, Desmond S. - Complete
Covered in Daydreams by kabukimono reviews
As Ringabel's memories return, Edea makes a decision to try and help him, not thinking of the consequences. She refuses to regret a single moment, even as the light of new life blooms within her. The hope that it represents strengthens their bond and the resolve they all feel for their journey. Now if she can only survive the next few months... Spoilers for game Ch 5 and on.
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 216,403 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Edea L., Ringabel] Agnes O., Tiz A.
i'd love to see you by Grilled Cheesby reviews
"We're going to talk about how you massacred the clan on the orders of Shimura Danzō, and about the fact that the man who claims to be Uchiha Madara isn't in fact Uchiha Madara, but a delusional relative of ours who's been manipulated by him and the will of a crazy goddess trapped on the moon, but first—I'm going to tear your fucking eye out of your fucking socket." BTHB #4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/8/2019 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Musing on Loopholes by Astra H. Lowelle reviews
On the whole, Sebastian really didn't regret adding the mild herb sedative to the chocolate sauce on his master's mille-feuille.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Malformation by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
MM. One-shot. Time and space were gone. There was only laughter and glowing eyes. His hands were not his own. He had met with a terrible fate.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/22/2019 - Link, Skull Kid - Complete
Keibatsu by Grilled Cheesby reviews
He is treated like a monster, for no conceivable reason, and he turns bitter at a young age. He could try and fight it, be bubbly and seek connections, but he feels the ache of the bruises under his shirt and he scorns any type of connection between himself and this village. They don't want him? Well, he doesn't want them either. Dark Canon Divergence AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Mission by The Mocking J reviews
Emmy makes a choice at the Azran sanctuary that changes Aurora's fate, as well as her own. (AU)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 6/2/2019 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A., Aurora - Complete
Trifecta by Eternal White Rose reviews
She hopes that Ganondorf can remember a time long ago when they had earrings created as a symbol of their never-ending friendship and alliance.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
A (false) Comfort in the Dark by UnderlandsCreator reviews
How to make a Forever Friend: In five easy steps! Step One: Dig a hole in the garden Step Two: Fill the hole with things that make a good friend Step Three: Pick a wishing Star from the sky and pour its magic inside Step Four: Cover the hole back up, and pat it down firmly Step Five: Prick your finger on a roses thorn, and water your growing friend with seven drops of blood
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus makes a stand by EbonyWing reviews
Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
Heart's True by Phanstarlight reviews
Eve Belduke was not well versed in matters of the heart, until it came to Espella. Now, after everything they had been through together, maybe there was a chance for them in a new life. Eve/Espella fluff, set post-game.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2019 - [Darklaw, Espella C.] - Complete
Outrages So Hideous by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry knows that everyone would be disappointed in him. Hell, he's disappointed in himself. But he just doesn't see any other way to change the rotten structure of wizarding society. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/20/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Forever in Veined Endings by Amulet Misty reviews
[Bravely Second] On returning to Grandship, Edea finds herself having a quiet moment for her thoughts, accompanied by the gentle shepherd.
Bravely Default - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Edea L., Tiz A.
The Art of Caring by Rookblonkorules reviews
In which Edward Elric is caught in an explosion, takes stock of his injuries and waits for his brother to find him. Only it's not his brother who actually does, but someone else entirely. Parental Roy/Ed. Rated for language and injuries.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Doldrums by The Mocking J reviews
"Avez-vous des frères et sœurs?" Angela asked in French. Hershel actually thought about it for a moment. Did he have any siblings?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2019 - H. Layton, Randall A., Angela L. - Complete
The Troubled Existence of Sebastian Michaelis by A. S. Oswald reviews
GOOD LORD humans are weird. Totally inexplicable. Sebastian often finds himself utterly puzzled or fearing for his very life. (Short one-shots essentially making fun of Black Butler and its fanfiction. Not to be taken seriously. Also not targeted at anyone in particular. Includes violence, crack, Occasionally OOC.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC - Complete
Snotlout's Observations on Astrid's Culinary (Mis-) Adventures by harrypanther reviews
Berk's resident mutton expert offers his observations on the culinary journey of Berk's worst ever cook. Includes survival tips. And for Thor's take-don't drink the Yaknog! Co-written by Vala411 and harrypanther. Modern AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2019 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
I Know Your Name by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. The Old Story of the scattered Hyrulean people had been told time and time again: that one day, their lost demigoddess princess would be returned to her throne by someone bearing the soul of the hero. Link just wasn't so sure why Grandmother was so certain that person was him. Deaf!Link. Prologue for a Moana-Inspired AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Link, Zelda, Aryll - Complete
Passers-by by Candaru reviews
The passers-by in the airport might mistake the rich kids running around wearing matching frills to be part of the same extended family. They might even mistake them to be siblings. Of course, Miles Edgeworth and Franziska von Karma know better than that... (Young!von Karma siblings; oneshot; rated T for safety. ADOPTIVE SIBLINGS, NO SHIPS.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Stay Down by Yoshi-G-teh-First reviews
Professor Layton doesn't take sick leave...Until he has absolutely no choice! (Still no good at summaries! XP R&R please! c: ) (Characters belong to Level-5/Hino-sensei.)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 9/23/2018 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A. - Complete
Camera Obscura by ArgentNoelle reviews
Perhaps if he could stay awake forever the bodies would never be anything more than moths. Insects he could squish under a foot. Terrible, yes, but only in numbers. [Ciel, character study]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Problem of Sakura by m.peridot reviews
Inspired by Neil Gaiman's "The Problem of Susan." In a world where Sakura chooses to desert, she reflects upon her choices and the reasons that she left. Warning: drastically AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Battlescarred by MetaBlade reviews
He wasn't taking any chances, not now. Not with such a familiar blade in his hand and such a vivid memory in his heart. (Anime-based, student/mentor friendship.) (Rated for mentions of violence.)
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
It's Not About You! by Vaneria Potter reviews
Bella wondered what she would be like as a Newborn, if she would give into obsession like Victoria, like the female Cold One of the Quilt legends. The thought frightened her, but it was too late to turn back now. Spitefic, or: A realistic look of what might happen if Bella bothered to actually communicate with Jake in Eclipse about the non-Edward reasons to become a Vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Tea time by OcarinaOracle reviews
A short story about Ghirahim's failed attempt to gather intel on our heroes. While Ghirahim is searching for an entrance into the castle, he fails to notice that the heroes left one of their fighters behind. But instead of fighting him off, Agitha invites him in for tea.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2019 - Agitha, Ghirahim - Complete
Cloaked Escape by Triscribe reviews
After she escaped with Harry that fateful night, Lily swore to always protect her son - no matter what. "And it is with great pleasure," Dumbledore continued, his smile growing wider. "That I introduce to you your new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, the Lady Lily Evans Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Alone Again by MetaBlade reviews
Deep down, he's aware that the numbness is his mind's way of protecting him and sooner or later, it's going to break. He just hopes that he's alone when everything crashes down, because he doesn't want anyone to see him so vulnerable. (Post-character death but no actual death.)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Tempest by Athena's phoenix reviews
"It was an impossible thing, this spark of a thought, and it wound around his brain in the week between the fire and the funerals. It cut through the dark haze that seemed to have fallen over the world and caught him up in its inescapable wake: The children weren't there—so where were they?" Or: Undertaker rescues the Phantomhive twins. [warnings inside]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Ciel P., Undertaker - Complete
Unseeing Eyes by m.peridot reviews
Uchiha Itachi makes a terrible miscalculation when he casts the genjutsu over his six-year-old brother – he could not stop by the time he sees the red eyes staring back at him, and so he breaks his brother in the most horrifying way possible. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Ibiki M., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Cursed Bed by Nickyjoet reviews
When Geralt, the witcher, stops for a drink at an inn to quench the thirst brought on by the dry region of Velen, he's approached by a desperate farmer seeking help. The farmer claims to have bought a cursed bed that possessed his wife. Will Geralt be able to lift the curse and save the farmer's wife? One-Shot
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2018 - Geralt of Rivia - Complete
Bruises by Destiny Obake reviews
Descolé lost control on Ambrosia. He shouldn't have, and he knew it. He hurt his brother. How could he ever forgive himself. (Slight spoilers for Eternal Diva and Azran Legacy)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2018
Forest Children by Windskull reviews
As night falls during a trip through the Lost Woods, and Navi and Link find themselves caught in the rain. Seeking shelter leads to the two running across one of the forest dwellers, and learning just a little more about the life of those that aren't lucky enough to live in the Kokiri Forest.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Link, Skull Kid, Navi - Complete
Amity by Miss-DNL reviews
The group of heroes called "Cirque des Damnés", comprised of a Hellion, Occultist, Jester, and Abomination have stopped to camp during a mission in the weald. While resting the Jester spots their Abomination head off into the woods and decides to follow him...
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Hellion, Jester, Abomination - Complete
Of Confidence And Cherry Blossoms by GwendolynStacy reviews
Hinata wasn't going to say it out loud, but she was fairly sure there was something extremely suspicious about Sakura sneaking through Konoha's dark alleys while splattered with blood. Or: In which Sakura secretly being a time traveller is not actually the focus of the story and, in fact, rather incidental.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
It's No Good by Candaru reviews
The Professor has a bad habit of neglecting sleep in favor of research. Rosa the cleaning lady has noticed this on too many occasions, and wishes there was something that could be done. Luckily for her, children can be quite influential. (Layton/Luke fluff. Oneshot, genshipping [no romance], T for safety.)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2018 - H. Layton, Luke T., Rosa G. - Complete
Just Another Missing Nin by GwendolynStacy reviews
Itachi was a missing nin and a traitor to Konoha. That was not to say he did not still see it as his home. Or: Itachi slips up in his role as enemy of Konoha when Team 8 gets separated from their jōnin teacher. Kisame pretends like he doesn't know exactly what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Team Eight - Complete
Teaspoons, Pups and Flowerpots by GwendolynStacy reviews
In which the rookies are a bit more observant and Naruto is not quite as isolated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Kiba I. - Complete
Sounds Like Textures by MetaBlade reviews
Three years ago, he would have been admiring the emerald sheen of the grass under the rippling moonlight, and watching the way the grey smoke curled and twisted in the sky. (AU oneshot in which Luigi is blind.)
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Peace by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Nina wants Descole to pick flowers with her.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2018 - J. Descole, Nina, O. Whistler, Raymond - Complete
Curiosity by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Technology in the modern era is fascinating to one who's been frozen for eons.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Aurora, Desmond S., Raymond - Complete
Needs and Wants by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Why does Raymond put up with Desmond? Luke wanted to know.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Raymond, Luke T., Desmond S. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 9,325 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 793 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Go by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Descole thought he'd jump in the way of Luke first when the statue reactivated. Oh, how wrong he was.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2018 - H. Layton, J. Descole, Luke T. - Complete
Housekeeping by BlueNeutrino reviews
When a contract for a griffin leaves Geralt severely wounded, he finds himself recovering in a Temerian inn under the watchful eye of the innkeeper's precocious young daughter.
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2018 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Geralt of Rivia, OC - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rationality is a Human Disorder by A Faggot reviews
Homura asks. Kyubey answers.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2018 - Homura A., Kyubey - Complete
Looking Forward by The Mocking J reviews
While in Future London, Luke wonders if he'll find her.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Luke T., Aurora
Scars by susies-fandom-wonders
Swift, Bronev's second in command, needs answers after the events of Azran Legacy.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Desmond S., Raymond - Complete
Light by Glowbug24
For the 2017 Layton Secret Santa on Tumblr, a fluffy one-shot of young Hershel and Claire babysitting their friends' little boy during the holidays. :)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2017 - H. Layton, Luke T., Claire - Complete
Because You're My Brother by Descole'sApprentice reviews
What if there were only four beams of light to step into to to stop the Azran Golems? What if Descole didn't have enough strength to make it to step into the beams with them? Will Layton be able to resue Descole before the sanctuary crumbles? Azran Legacy AU one-shot.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2017 - H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
Layton's Search by Descole'sApprentice reviews
Descole'sAppretice has returned! (Mainly to give you all the feels) I posted this one several years back, but here it is again for the new Professor Layton fans, and the old ones too. Takes place after Eternal Diva. Layton searches for Descole after things calm down on Ambrosia. Rated T for blood.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2017 - H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
xenograft by Misfit McCoward reviews
AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 969 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
It's Not Goodbye by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Luke is leaving for a new country, and Layton is there to see him off, like he knew he would be. However, he was not expecting Desmond Sycamore to.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Luke T., H. Layton, Desmond S., Raymond - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Wine and Discussions by susies-fandom-wonders
@fincherly requested a fic where Hershel and Des have a heart-to-heart.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Raymond, Desmond S., H. Layton - Complete
Understanding by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Anonymous requested Hershel/Descole bonding before Azran Legacy.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2017 - H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
Help by susies-fandom-wonders reviews
Anonymous requested Des taking care of one Hershel Layton.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2017 - H. Layton, J. Descole, Desmond S. - Complete
Hair by susies-fandom-wonders
Anonymous requested a blurb based on a hc I had (how much can Desmond stick into one Hershel Layton's hair before he notices).
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2017 - H. Layton, Desmond S. - Complete
Forgiveness by susies-fandom-wonders
Requested on Tumblr by Anonymous. What if Luke and Descole bonded?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2017 - H. Layton, J. Descole, Raymond, Luke T. - Complete
Little Friend by Glowbug24 reviews
"I knew that you called out to your mother in your sleep. That you felt you couldn't trust me. Your 'little friend' told me all about it." A conversation between Clark Triton and Toppy the mouse. One-shot.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Luke T., Clark T. - Complete
The Scorched Path by romanescue reviews
"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Children and It by Alibi Nonsense reviews
In which Gaara and Baki infiltrate the tour of a secretive chocolatier and save many children from accidents. (T for Shukaku; directly post-chunin-arc Gaara; no pairings.)
Crossover - Naruto & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Gaara, Baki, Shukaku, Willy Wonka - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4764 - Favs: 13,820 - Follows: 14,977 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Nightmares by Mama Link reviews
Volga REALLY hates being woken up (I mean, who doesn't?), but he supposes Link is an exception. Especially when the boy has nightmares.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Link, Volga - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
I Came, I Saw, I Ran Away by Alibi Nonsense reviews
In which the globe lights all go out at once, Jack's staff is just a big stick, Jamie probably needs to put a lock on his window, and crying can be problematic when you're a walking fridge freezer. (Warning: crack, and crack treated seriously)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jack Frost - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Storm's End by Minmei reviews
Sycamore begins to pick up the pieces of his life. Set after PL3, spoilers for PL1 through PL6 and PLvsAA. Warning: Headcanon running rampant! (Part 2 uploaded. Complete.)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Flora R., H. Layton, J. Descole, Desmond S. - Complete
Mudsnake by Flye Autumne reviews
"Whatever you decide to say, make it believable." Hermione Granger learned to avoid the hard questions years ago. To her, Hogwarts is a relief: a new school with new people who have no knowledge of her past...only, they keep asking the hard questions. And it's getting harder for Hermione to maintain the lies. Featuring: Mentor!Snape and Slytherin!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,093 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Pansy P. - Complete
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 301 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Confession by solnishka reviews
Dismas tells Reynauld something he already knows.
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Crusader, Highwayman - Complete
Everyone Wants to Jump The Shark by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
In which everyone loves Sidon, Mipha is most certainly not dead, and Link still doesn't quite understand what is going on but has long since learned to go with the flow.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Link, Zelda, Mipha, Paya
Ultimate Fence by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Gaara... misunderstands.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Repaying Your Arch-Nemesis by Ya Boy Guzma reviews
Discovering Don Paolo had broken into his office wasn't really what surprised Hershel Layton. It was what he came to take.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2017 - H. Layton, Don Paolo - Complete
Regret by Lunar Xerneas reviews
Sequel to Peace. With Kirby passed on, King Dedede must live up to his mistakes, and accept that sometimes, seemingly harmless pranks can have dire consequences.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Meta-Knight, King Dedede - Complete
Lessons by ItWritesStuff reviews
Cormac crosses a line with Hermione during Slughorn's Christmas party. Viktor thinks it's high time the boy is taught a lesson in honour and consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Viktor K., Cormac M. - Complete
Cinnamon Memories by The Mocking J reviews
Hershel remembers Christmases past.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [H. Layton, Claire] Flora R., Desmond S. - Complete
Curious Obsession by Deadly Whirlpool reviews
There was one rule that the Clown Prince, aka the King of Gotham's criminal underworld, made sure everyone knew. The Batman was his. SLASH.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
There's A Mare In The Woods by KnightMysterio reviews
Based on a poem by Jacob Streilein. A prank by Diamond Tiara turns into a rumor mill that costs Cheerilee her job... and everything else...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Cheerilee, Diamond Tiara - Complete
Whisper by Alibi Nonsense reviews
There are some things you just don't tell people. (Includes most Naruto characters.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Peace by Lunar Xerneas reviews
Kirby, the child whose smile had the radiance of a thousand suns, the child whose heart was of the purest gold... was going to die, bathed in the blood of himself and his enemies.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Rattling Death by XxMeWxX4444
Konoha ninja were tenacious, he'd give them that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Kushina U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,664 - Follows: 11,551 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
When the Tea is Bitter by LittleMissTeapot0 reviews
Even truly gentlemanly, puzzle solving, archaeology professors have their off days, and this just happened to be one of them.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 7/28/2016 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A. - Complete
Playmate by MyKnightLife reviews
Kirby came to the castle to play with his friends Fumu and Bun today, but alas he has to wait until they are done with chores and homework. Having to find something to do in the mean time, what happens when he stumbles upon his mentor Meta Knight? One-Shot.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff, Bun/Tuff - Complete
Every Minute by Glowbug24 reviews
The Azran Legacy has been averted, the sanctuary has crumbled, the people Aurora loves have escaped. It's time to go. (Canon character death.)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Aurora - Complete
Flames and Fuel by Edamessiah reviews
The Church of the Sacred Flame burns witches by the hundreds, by the hands of its army of eager and unquestioning witch hunters - but not all who bear the torches are convinced of their own righteousness.
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Complete
The Many Deaths of Christian Grey by Vaneria Potter reviews
What it says on the tin. How Christian Grey met his end by way of characters from various fandoms. Multi-fandom crossover. Suggestions welcome. Chapter One: Damon Sadi would like a few words, Sadist to sadist.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015
Masks by 1Thunderfire reviews
Meta Knight had certainly not planned to stumble in on Bayonetta while she was having a bath and he certainly never planned for anyone to see him without his mask. But rather than fleeing, the two end up having a heart-to-heart instead, both finding that they have things to hide and that even they need someone to share them with.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Meta Knight, Bayonetta] - Complete
Warmth by Glowbug24 reviews
After losing Claire for a second time, Layton gets some support he wouldn't have expected. Post-Unwound Future.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Flora R., H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 4,673 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 6,382 - Follows: 4,924 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Message by CosmicVT reviews
He was stranded in the rain with several injuries at two in the morning, and his means of communication had just failed him. Things couldn't get any better at the moment, but at least they couldn't get any worse. Maybe he could just fall asleep, and hope one of his friends got his message...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Meta-Knight - Complete
Watching My Back by MetaBlade reviews
During a celebration party after Mario's latest princess-rescuing exploits, Luigi is left brooding, uncertain how useful he really is to his brother. But Mario's there to assure him that he's completely deserving of fame and glory. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Draco - On Getting it Wrong by Alibi Nonsense reviews
"Red hair? You must be a Weasley." Sometimes Draco does not have the most logical thinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Draco M. - Complete
Even Gentlemen Fight Sometimes by Ariza Luca reviews
You know how the nicest people are the most frightening when they are angry? Well, that was especially true for when the Professor and Luke got into fights. (rated T for safety)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Uchiha Bogeyman by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hyrule Warriors Recruitment Camp by ThePizzaLovingTurtle reviews
Apparently in the world of Hyrule Warriors, it was wholly necessary to recruit literally the most problematic people you could have on your team. This delves a little into what might've been the case for them to fight together alongside the very people they tried to murder.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Cia, Ganondorf, Tingle - Complete
Amnesia by lost soul of silver reviews
He had woken up one morning with no memories once before. And now he prayed that fate would be kind to him, just this once, and have the same thing occur a second time. (Ringabel/Edea)
Bravely Default - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2016 - [Edea L., Ringabel] - Complete
What Now? by Demon Lord Satan reviews
After making it out of the Azran sanctuary alive, Descole struggles to find a reason to keep living. Azran Legacy spoilers. T for like two swear words that somehow made it in.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2016 - J. Descole - Complete
Groskettes vs Laytonites by The Mocking J reviews
Thanks to his new colleague, Detective Bloom finds himself in the middle of a fan club war... This time, Hannah invents the Anti Bill Hawks Association.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Hannah, L. Bloom, Puzzlette R., Rosetta S. - Complete
After Possession by 1Thunderfire reviews
After being possessed by the Demon Frog, Kirby's been having bad nightmares, not helped by the locals being angry at him for nearly destroying Cappy Town. He feels that he should deal with them alone but he cannot and worse, he's now full of self-doubt. He needs Meta Knight to reassure him that he is, indeed, a Star Warrior.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff, Bun/Tuff - Complete
Some Things Never Change by Phanstarlight reviews
'The first time it happened was during the summer of the first year of them being close friends' Over the years of their friendship, Hershel and Randall developed a habit of accidentally falling asleep against each other when they were teenagers. But even after 18 years, some habits die hard. Friendship fluff.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2015 - H. Layton, Randall A., Angela L. - Complete
Abord The Bostonius by SingOutLouise reviews
Moments aboard the airship Bostonius, from heated games of Monopoly to thoughtful conversations over a glass of wine. (Vaguely implied Luke/Aurora, alcohol mention.)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2015 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A., Desmond S.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 812 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
skitchskitch by KnightMysterio reviews
Quite suddenly and without explanation, Big Macintosh commits suicide. At the funeral, Applejack starts hearing a scratching sound that only she can hear. And then, as the day goes by, more and more of Applejack's life starts to change...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Applejack - Complete
To Boldly Flee by The Mocking J reviews
"She was the goddess of the dawn, and he was her guiding light." Rather than face her duty as the Azran Emissary, Aurora decides to flee from the Nest. She isn't going alone. (AU)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Luke T., Aurora, Bishop, Rook - Complete
Yes, It Matters by RHJunior reviews
Fluttershy asks a disturbing question. Twilight gives her an answer she doesn't expect. inspired by GaPJaxie's "Would it matter if I was?" on Fimfiction dot net.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy - Complete
Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' by VivyPotter reviews
These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Gone to the Birds by Akela Victoire reviews
Oliver proves, to Percy's detriment, why one should always pay attention in Transfiguration class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Percy W., Minerva M., Oliver W. - Complete
The Hunt by SilverMooonshine reviews
"It depends on the contract. Sometimes I hunt bandits, sometimes murderers… but mainly I hunt monsters."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Remus L., Geralt of Rivia - Complete
Tentative Hatred by mutedneon reviews
- - Miracle Mask spoilers - - While taking up residence at Reunion Inn, things can be a bit rocky between Randall and Descole - who, reluctantly, have to stay in the same suite. Inspired by that one special episode in MM where Randall and Descole are just kinda. Casually chilling in their hotel room.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2015 - J. Descole, Randall A. - Complete
Come Sail Away by lost soul of silver reviews
She had bottled all this inside, believing no one could possibly understand her issues, her deeply-hidden feelings. And here Ringabel was, reading her as if she was an open book... (Ringabel/Edea)
Bravely Default - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Edea L., Ringabel] - Complete
Dreams and Caring by Mama Link
"The world is a heartless place," the Usurper King confessed, stretching his abnormal arm, to grab the miniature cup of tea he had prepared earlier. "However, it has.. nice parts."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Link, Zant - Complete
Gathering human data by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: I'm not a FSoG fan. An extraterrestrial creature inhabits Ana's body for research and is baffled by what it discovers.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Kate K.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Metal Guardians by CupOfAngst reviews
A young man, desperate for money, takes a low-paying job as a night time security guard at a family pizzeria. What he thinks will be an easy job turns out to be a struggle for survival when he realizes the robotic mascots seem to have a mind of their own, with a history of attacking the night watchmen. But he soon discovers there may very well be more to their motivations...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
Hiring Fools by Alibi Nonsense reviews
In which Voldemort finds shinobi to be a little disconcerting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Voldemort, Sai, Akatsuki
Not So Heroic by Emmeebee reviews
Heroes are supposed to be just that: heroic. Sometimes, however, the people pulling the strings get it wrong. Ganondorf can't say he isn't glad that his little problem has so adeptly taken care of itself, but he sure is surprised.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
bad day by nootylicious reviews
Did she even know what it was that she longed for?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Cia, Volga - Complete
Claws by Glowbug24 reviews
Luke is alone, and very much in need of advice… even from a cat. (Set the night before "The Golden Court" in PL vs. AA.)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Complete
The Stray by xXastraXx reviews
Luke finds a stray, injured, kitten on his way home from school. He takes it home to nurse it back to health, but how long can he keep it hidden from the Professor? (Luke, Layton, and Emmy dynamic - no ships intended)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Luke T., H. Layton, Emmy/Remi A. - Complete
The Brightest Star by Nixi Stasia reviews
Luke is left distraught and turns to the Professor when he loses someone for the first time.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2015 - H. Layton, Luke T., Arianna B. - Complete
If Disney Villains had a Sassy Gay Friend by Strawberry Moon 007 reviews
Meet the Disney Villains. They are about to carry out their evil plans which will most likely lead to a tragic demise. These fates could have been avoided if they had a Sassy Gay Friend. Please tell me if you would like to see your favourite disney villain included if they're from an animated movie I do not own any of the disney villains used or the Sassy Gay Friend.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 11/14/2013
Too Many Shadows by Phanstarlight reviews
'The truth was, the Professor had shadows. But not just the kind that appeared in light. No, these shadows were mysterious figures that lurked around corners. They followed them everywhere the Professor went' Flora knows she should feel threatened by these shadows but somehow she just knows they will not harm them. Maybe they were people from the Professor's past?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Flora R., H. Layton, Emmy/Remi A., J. Descole - Complete
Roommate of the Century by Target22 reviews
A one-shot, short story: Like usual Ganondorf is sealed away after his defeat. But this time, he grabs Link and drags him into the portal. Now, Link must spend a century with his sworn enemy. With nobody to converse with for 100 years except the evil king, Link's true enemy this time will be insanity. **I do not own Legend of Zelda or any of its characters**
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Be Your Mama by Polas reviews
And now, we have how Clive and Constance met.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Clive/Klaus, Constance D. - Complete
You don't know me by Bookjunk reviews
One-shot. Ella defends her choices. Warning: this is pretty depressing.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Christian G., Ella - Complete
And nothing of value was lost by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: I'm not a FSoG fan. Ted makes an announcement at one of Christian's family dinner parties.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Teddy G., Phoebe G. - Complete
Drunken Misadventures And The (Lack Of) Consequences That Followed by VivyPotter reviews
"The day Harry Potter decided the House Elves were starting a rebellion was truly one to remember." In which Harry is drunk, Ron is smug, and Hermione is proven wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Tabitha Courtney oneshot by Alumina reviews
Tabitha makes a deal with Courtney when she finds him raiding Team Magma's kitchen. (Bad summary.) No pairings. I do not own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Courtney/Kagari, Tabitha/Homura, Mightyena/Guraena - Complete
Snape, Head of Hufflepuff by Sheankelor reviews
Why would Albus ask Severus to be the Head of Hufflepuff? Why should Severus accept? How would a Severus succeed in working with this house?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Memories by DragonflyxParodies reviews
"Tell me something, Girahim. Do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls?" In which the Master, the Sword, and the King reflect, for memories are powerful things. HW Team Villain-ish.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Ganondorf, Zant, Ghirahim - Complete
Charmed, I'm Sure by AeroJester203 reviews
'If we're going to keep up with their strength, I'll need to come up with some tricks myself,' Edea thought. Oneshot. Please R&R! *WARNING!* Spoilers for Bravely Default!
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Edea L. - Complete
Right Before My Eyes by Vaneria Potter reviews
No, I haven't joined the dark side, I'm just writing how I think it should have ended. Years after the events of the Trilogy, Ana comes to some startling realisations.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Anastasia S. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 612 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
At the End by Athena's phoenix reviews
Ciel knows. He has always known that he made a mad, desperate choice. He has always known that Sebastian is far from the face of perfection that he shows to the world. Ciel just chooses not to think on it. Manga-verse. Rated M for a rather violent and disturbing dream sequence. One shot. Character study (sort of).
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 723 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Warm Soul by MetaBlade reviews
He was so strange, that man. Yet I couldn't help but feel something in common with him - maybe the coffee was going to my head. (Exploration of the relationship between Brewster and an unnamed player)
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Brewster - Complete
Do you understand? by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: I'm not a FSoG fan. One-shot. Takes place after Fifty Shades Freed.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fine Line by MetaBlade reviews
Sometimes, one must get tired of being a princess.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Peach, Waluigi - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Parting Words by RHJunior reviews
Twilight is leaving to save the Crystal Empire. But before she goes she's going to give Princess Celestia a piece of her mind.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia - Complete
Interruptions by ariescelestial reviews
Alternis Dim, and that traumatic moment in a dark knight teen's life when you overhear your parental figures having a special night. (Spoilers at the very end, after the line divider.)
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Alternis Dim, Braev L., Holly W., Barras L. - Complete
High Stakes by HalfASlug reviews
After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Repetition 77 by atree reviews
In which Homura goes insane. [The answer was so simple Homura wondered why she never thought of it.]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
Adrenaline Addiction by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Does this mean... Pitch has... fans?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Complete
Half Sick of Shadows by Queenie Z reviews
A life of self-denial, a love unrequited, a small seed of despair - madness, the ultimate price she paid to realize her impossible dreams. Spoilers for Hyrule Warriors!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Cia, Link] Ganondorf, Dark Link - Complete
Stuffing the Honesty Box by SamCyberCat reviews
Bloom & Hannah bring out the best and worst in each other, even if the road is a bumpy one.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Hannah, L. Bloom - Complete
Gilbert's Boys by SamCyberCat reviews
A funeral is never a good time to be making friends, but this one causes Chelmey to stumble into a life-long friendship quite by accident.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Constable Barton, Inspector Chelmey
Brave Little Duck by SamCyberCat reviews
Poor Tony has hurt himself while his sister isn't around to help. But thankfully another person comes to his rescue.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Flora R., Tony B. - Complete
The water's off again by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Six year old boy walks into a pub. This is not a joke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by harukkari reviews
Let us live happily ever after in this tea party of terror. - Charlotte, Mami.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Mami T., Charlotte - Complete
Art History by ctj reviews
"The floor tiles, then," the Gerudo king continued. "Tell me about them." Zelda bit her lip. Smirked. She liked a good challenge.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
All Shades Of Green by VivyPotter reviews
Petunia's life was a series of greens, and they were coming to get her. "Her parents were green again. So was Petunia. Lily was emerald, a cut above the rest." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Flourishes by ariescelestial reviews
Little ficbits of Bravely Default. Can and will have spoilers for everything, so be warned! Ch. 10: Edea revisits childhood memories in Eternia, and Tiz lets himself be a child again for the afternoon.
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 328 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Things I'll Never Say by PokemonGirl14 reviews
Kate is the new student at Ranger School. Along the way, she meets new friends, Rhythmi, Isaac, Ponte, and Keith. One day, her world is turned upside down and learns the truth about Keith. After that event, both were sent on a mission that could save Almia from a serious crises.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 113,883 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Keith/Dazzle, Kate/Hitomi - Complete
How He Wished It Was All A Dream by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Kankuro has just added Sasori to his arsenal. Too bad Sasori is still alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Kankuro, Sasori - Complete
When Holly Met Barras by sanctum-c reviews
After Holly manages to put off a third combat partner, Braev decides to try something a little different.
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Braev L., Alternis Dim - Complete
Flowers by GenkaiFan reviews
What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Without Them by Perydot reviews
Edea thinks about Kamiizumi and Einheria.
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Edea L. - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 669 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Light by EdeaOfEternia reviews
Edea wakes up not in the inn of Caldisla, but another world entirely. Or maybe she never left this world to begin with...?
Bravely Default - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Edea L. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Crowe With Whyte Feathers by Startix-Master of the NoLess
In his own warped and twisted way, Ominas really was helping. It's not often you see a crow with white feathers. [Holly x Crowe friendship fluff] [Continuation of Medic-Nin]
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
The Tune of Jealousy by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
It's not so much that Praline didn't like seeing other girls around Jackal. Except it was exactly that, and she had to find a way to make it stop.
Bravely Default - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
Eternian Board of Girl Power: Cookies by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
The latest meeting of the Eternian Board of Girl Power reveals a disturbing fact; they're almost out of money! To regain their capital, the girls resort to a new method of obtaining revenue; selling cookies. Only disaster can follow.
Bravely Default - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 652 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Medic-Nin by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
If you had asked Holly why she'd shown such warmth to Konoe when they fought together, she couldn't provide a suitable answer. But time has a funny way of providing; answers, and rewards. [Rated T plus for some risque moments]
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by randomlydrabbling reviews
Shinobi and civilians rarely have the same opinion. The nature of Kakashi and Gai's relationship is just one of many.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
The Sex Education of Edea Lee by sanctum-c reviews
Mahzer Lee has told Braev it is time for Edea to learn about the birds and the bees.
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Edea L., Braev L., Alternis Dim, Einheria V. - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 562 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 4,553 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
You're Mine by xXBlueSariaXx reviews
I love you, Madoka. I love you so much. I will do anything for you. You know that, right? Yandere!Homura.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Homura A. - Complete
Prosopagnosia by randomlydrabbling reviews
Trying to identify people by their face was like trying to identify chickens by their face. Impossible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Gai M. - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 337 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Justice by The Mocking J reviews
Bill Hawks' crimes may be buried in the past, but Alfendi Layton is determined to uncover the truth.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Dimitri A., Alfendi L., Lucy B., Bill H. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 295 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Randall's Road Trip by The Mocking J reviews
In which Randall Ascot takes a crazy trip around the country in the "borrowed" Laymobile. Henry and Hershel get dragged along for the ride, a kidnapped Clark is shoved in the boot, and they are joined by some very unwanted stowaways. *Thanks to theanimemaster2 for the brilliant cover!*
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - H. Layton, Clark T., Randall A., Henry L. - Complete
Hellsing vs Twilight by Insieme per la vittoria reviews
Instead of Tubalcain Alhambra, Millennium has sent Edward Cullen to combat Alucard at the hotel. The other Cullens soon appear also, each attempting to challenge those they see as enemies. How will the Twilight characters compare to the Hellsing characters?
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
Offerings by tamatoe reviews
She wishes everyone would stop jumping around so much; it was damn unsettling. /She offers the ball to the little boy. His angst is suffocating./
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Gaara, Toph
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 485 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Pack Mentality by LadyLombax reviews
Or why the Wizarding World doesn't know everything about werewolves and neither does Remus. Therefore when things change in POA, Harry is left to deal with the werewolf and everyone is left confused except Moony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 310 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ferret by The Mocking J reviews
Leonard Bloom is left with the gruelling task of looking after his commander's pet ferret.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2014 - R. Bronev, L. Bloom - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Grandpappy by Athena's phoenix reviews
When Ciel walks into his study after an exhausting day, he finds a surprise waiting for him… Co-written with MichaelaTheUchiha. Our answer to chapter eighty-five. Crack!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 341 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Bonding by I. H. Scribe reviews
Luna meets someone and bonds with them over Neville Longbottom.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Poison Ivy, Luna L. - Complete
Terror by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Everyone knows Gaara is mentally unstable... but just how mentally unstable?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Baki - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Life is a Game by The Mocking J reviews
It began with a chance encounter: she had a tournament that day; he had to write an article on the proceedings. He was a reclusive novice reporter; she was the newly named victor. It became something neither of them had ever imagined: a bond.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Clive/Klaus, Amelia R. - Complete
Water-horse by Igenlode Wordsmith reviews
Professor Snape attempts to create an antidote to the Imperius Curse against Dumbledore's express orders to the contrary, and discovers that the blood of a water-horse is a very dangerous Potions ingredient. Set during Book 2 and featuring Snape and McGonagall, plus cameos by Professor Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter himself... Rated T for psychological horror/angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Metallic by Riley Sky reviews
Keith isn't like the other rangers. He's a part of a top-secret experiment few know. The redhead is sent out to see the world and gain life experience. But Keith slowly starts to lose himself. He's torn between the experiment and a normal life. Soon Keith has to make a life threatening decision. To keep things the way they are or search for something more...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,374 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Keith/Dazzle, Kate/Hitomi - Complete
catalysis by CassandraHolly reviews
This is the story of The Marauders- the funny one, the handsome one, the smart one, the sweet one. And this is the story of The Marauders- the alcoholic one, the eating-disordered one, the bipolar one, the depressed one.' tw, going to contain some pretty dark stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - James P.
How to Become a Gentleman in Just 100 Days by Nate-kun reviews
A chapter every day, join Professor Layton and Luke as they go about living their ever-curious London life in a series of quaint yet topical conundrums, and maybe even pick up a tip or two about proper etiquette while you're at it. Tip NO. 101 - Art: Déjà vu.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Playmates by Queenie Z reviews
A young toddler Link catches bugs in the woods to impress his new playmate - a kindly, wise old man in a suit of armor with a single eye. Twilight Princess. The cover image, which the story is based on, was commissioned by me from Ferisae. Thanks Feri!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Link - Complete
Sword No More by diamondmaster reviews
Link breaks the Goddess Sword while fighting Ghirahim in the Skyview Temple. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Forgive and Forget by The Mocking J reviews
"With time, I can forgive him... but I will never forget what he has done to me, my family and Misthallery."
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - J. Descole, Brenda T. - Complete
A rainy day by xXastraXx reviews
It's a cloudy day in London, but a glum day can't stop the dynamic duo from their investigation... or can it? (Drabble Luke/Layton father son relationship) (Cover art by GraniteFire on deviantart)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Luke T., H. Layton - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 7,396 - Follows: 2,146 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bonding with the Akatsuki by Doopydooner reviews
It is not a secret that the members of the Akatsuki do not get along. How does the leader of such an organization fix this problem? Obviously the answer is by playing a simple game of truth or dare. This is just something I wrote while I was bored :) rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hide and Seek by Kanotari reviews
The story of a boy and his dog... and a certain maniacal vampire with devilish sense of humor. Co-written with Kalebxdd.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Alucard, Edward, Jacob - Complete
You Don't Know What You Have Until It's Gone by Cryssy-miu reviews
That little kid that he always called a nuisance was never going to open his eyes again. He'd never prattle off the captain's ear with stories he never acted like he cared about, he'd never hang around the captain wanting to help with the sea charts, or just be around him. He was gone, and it was all his fault. (NOT yaoi at all; it's "fatherly Linebeck", if you will. R&R)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Link, Linebeck, Ciela - Complete
The Statement of Randall Ascot by wackywhateleys reviews
A young Randall Ascot tells the story of how he came to know the Azran secrets, and how he sacrificed his best friend to unlock them. Lots of H. P. Lovecraft references and gore. Oneshot.
Crossover - Professor Layton & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - H. Layton, Randall A. - Complete
Good Boy by anoesis reviews
Hermione would never have been able to replace Crookshanks. Thankfully, it seemed she wouldn't need to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
endgame by Dr. Vamoosi reviews
It's the first time she's ever ridden in a car. The village was always much too small to even need bicycles, and the villagers lingered in the streets so often that cars were just never brought in. Or, well - she shakes her head now, because no, it's just that what sort of robot knows how to drive? Of course there weren't cars.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Flora R. - Complete
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Devil in the Detail by SamCyberCat reviews
Flora finds an unusual new hobby that she wants to take up.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Flora R., Don Paolo - Complete
Waiting to Exhale by cutterjohns reviews
"The day I left from home, I made a vow that's haunted me ever since..." / In which Escargoon's mother dies and he copes as best as he can. Dedede helps, sort of.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Escargon, King Dedede] - Complete
Interrupting Your Regular Professor by SamCyberCat reviews
Randall talks Layton into letting him cover his class at the university and meets his match in Rosetta.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2013 - H. Layton, Randall A., Rosetta S. - Complete
Empowering by CassandraHolly reviews
'Lily Evans is very good at hiding things. Presents for friends, notes in classes, bags under eyes, tear tracks on cheeks, screams stuck in throats, cuts on forearms.' The standards Lily set for herself are shooting up, but all things that go up must come down, usually in the most painful way possible. trigger warning for self harm
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/4/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 6,472 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Hazy by SamCyberCat reviews
Raymond sat at a pub, listening to Nigel complain about his life. As far as he knew, there wasn't a punch-line.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - J. Descole, Nigel, Raymond - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
labyrinth by CassandraHolly reviews
'Sirius' body is a map. Scars cross over scars, burns lead to bruises, blood flows in rivers. He stares at the lines until they blur, wondering where they're taking him. Wondering what he'll find when he reaches his destination.' self harm, slight slash, mentions of abuse, trigger warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
the lonely facade of perfection by ncfan reviews
She doesn't feel real. So, it occurs to Hitomi one day, she should just kill herself.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hitomi S. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 771 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Under the Roof, Under the Sheets by wackywhateleys reviews
A young Henry is scared of storms, so Master Randall visits to keep him company. (Oneshot.)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Randall A., Henry L. - Complete
A Pathetic Way to Die by wackywhateleys reviews
While fighting his way through the mechanical sentinels of Akbadain, young Hershel makes a fatal misstep... (Oneshot.)
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2012 - H. Layton, Randall A. - Complete
There by Ironinkpen reviews
He vanishes in the water, yet sits atop the highest oak.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
His Best Friend by wackywhateleys reviews
When Randall starts spending too much time with a new friend, Henry decides he has to set things right. Back to the way they used to be. Just him, and Randall, and no extra kid. (Oneshot.)
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - H. Layton, Henry L. - Complete
Coming Home Alone by wackywhateleys reviews
He walked for hours, just trying to get away. Every time he looked behind him he still thought he saw it. Every time he looked ahead, he saw Randall. That face, disappearing as he dropped into the abyss. He felt nothing. It was like that part of him had fallen in too. (Oneshot.)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - H. Layton - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Faith, Hope, and Charity by 1917farmgirl reviews
In a world so often cruel and dark, moments of goodness and light can always be found. Short collection of holiday stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Draco M., Luna L., N. Tonks, Molly W. - Complete
My Inner Nightmare by Queenie Z reviews
A strange woman who claims to be an old friend of the royal family bewitches Link into falling in love with her, and only Zelda and Impa can save his soul from the evil being known as Jenna. A parody/reimagining of "My Inner Life" by Link's Queen.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Affably Evil by proximally reviews
Link gets some excellent advice from a source most unexpected. He is understandably confused.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Aside by proximally reviews
They'd expected the amiable goatherd that had left Ordon not long ago, the one who always had a sunny grin plastered on his face and nearly cried when a goat had to be killed. Instead, they'd gotten a young man with the scars of a soldier three times his age, some foreign warrior with sharp eyes and sharper weapons who hadn't so much as smiled once during the weeks he'd been there.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Link - Complete
Sick With Anger by increak96 reviews
...or something of the like. Ghirahim is sick, and it's hard to stalk a pesky skychild when you have the sniffles. But what happens when Link finds out? Can the goodhearted hero leave Ghirahim to suffer alone? I think not! Revised 10/22/15.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Meningitis by Heliotrope-Housecat reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED. Ed catches a potentially fatal strain of an infectious bacterial disease most commonly found among the young. One shot written to help raise awareness. KNOW YOUR SYMPTOMS! Character near death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Blessed Is She by Queenie Z reviews
Link takes a short break from his journey to pay his respects to the mother who saved his life... the mother he never had. Ocarina of Time. Happy Mother's Day!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Link, Navi - Complete
Link's Dillemma by increak96 reviews
Link has a serious problem, and there's only one person in the world who can fix it for him. That's right! Demon Lord Ghirahim! CRACK ONESHOT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Broken by Pistolwink reviews
Set in an AU where Zant survived. Midna/Zant, het romance, and zomg...another songfic. In my defense, it was written two years ago. Beware: it is chock full of sappy nonsense! Themes of redemption, a happy ending, all wrapped up in a K rating.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Zant, Midna - Complete
Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux by NothingPretentious reviews
Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Best Man by Queenie Z reviews
Now that the past has been forgiven and friendship has bloomed, how will Groose react to being asked to be Link's best man? Will he manage to say yes without turning into a blubbering mess? Probably not. Skyward Sword. Some Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Link, Groose - Complete
The Truth Behind the Tour by Wonkaverse reviews
Everyone knows the story: after years of seclusion, Willy Wonka opens his gates to five children. Secretly, he wants an heir, and will test the kids to find who is worthy. But what happened to those who did not pass? Rated M because you wouldn't read it to kids as a bedtime story.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Force of Nature by Queenie Z reviews
He had been transformed into something far greater than a man - far greater than a demon - far greater than even the hero he was chosen to be. He had truly become a force of nature. Contains spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Link, Demise - Complete
Strawberry Filling by Mummified Dreams reviews
The candy with the yellow wrapper was different than anything she had ever tasted, but it was fulfilling nonetheless.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Charlotte - Complete
To Err is Human by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. To forgive, divine. Fi finds Master's bad at several things throughout the early part of their journey. Yet she also finds herself learning from him and his smiles and his unbreakable spirit the more she watches him. Maybe they CAN do this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Link, Fi - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
She Likes Bugs by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shino A. - Complete
The Fragile and the Unbreakable by Queenie Z reviews
After battling the Imprisoned, Link experiences a nightmare more disturbing than any other. Is it a premonition, or is it simply a moment of fragility in an otherwise unbreakable hero? Skyward Sword. Contains gore. Some spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Link, Fi - Complete
Worth It by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "Who did this to you?" "It was totally worth it." And once again, Ed proves how overly protective he is of his brother. Obviously not yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Studious by Athena's phoenix reviews
Set in fifth year: The Ravenclaws don't take Umbridge's speech too well...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 930 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Wings by Luvisia reviews
Oneshot. Aryll shows Ganondorf how to use a Hyoi Pear. "Perhaps he envisioned a little girl dancing, and the beating of pristine white wings."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Ganondorf, Aryll - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 5,117 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
The Legend by Coletta reviews
Alucard's daytime narcolepsy was legendary. It was a long-time problem the household had come to tolerate. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Governors' Week by minervathefeline reviews
Minerva McGonagall had to have a little fun - and Dolores Umbridge planted herself right in her path. Pity for the school Governors, but there wasn't much she could do about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Death's Visage by Black-Raven3 reviews
HIATUS. After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Alucard
Little Monster by Lady Salazar reviews
During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 398 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zuko Alone by Min Daae reviews
Something went wrong in The Blue Spirit, and Zuko ends up with the Gaang. Briefly. In which Zuko suffers and almost everyone else is sort of cranky, excepting Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 6,664 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 669 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Would She Like Pink? by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
"Things would be so much easier if she were a boy...if it was Harry instead of Harriet I could get him a Firebolt. What do girls like?" Sirius is terrible at giving gifts to girls...on second thought, maybe he's the best girly gift-giver in the world..?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fabled Professor by SamCyberCat reviews
Brenda had been letting her son go on adventures with Layton for some time before she started to question just how authentic these adventures really were.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Brenda T., Luke T. - Complete
Hope by dreamseeker09 reviews
No matter how hard Ed tries to hide it, Mustang knows him too well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Link Gets a Pet Dodongo by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Or, "Why Link Should Never Drink Alcoholic Beverages". T for cursing. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Link, Navi
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Byzantine by Laora reviews
The longer Harry talked to Edward Elric, the less he seemed to know about the strange boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
It's Just Play by Cryssy-miu reviews
In a typical training session with Meta Knight, Kirby decides to change his training a little bit... R&R, non slash, just fatherly and child...ly affection.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Fireflies by Cryssy-miu reviews
When a nightmare frightens Kirby from sleep, he bumps into his friend, and gets a bit of insight about his guardian, and even nature. R&R Hopeless family/friend fluff. Non slash
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fearing The Ice Queen by Otaku Maiden reviews
A new Parental!Roy/Ed fic! Roy feels like he's reaching the end of his rope dealing with Ed's string of male admirers. Who does he turn to for help?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 11,596 - Follows: 4,640 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Smiles from the Land of Twilight by LittleBlueNayru reviews
They haunt him. And for once, Link wonders if sealing away the Twili wasn't such a bad idea. Warnings: contains spoilers and gore; might deserve an M rating.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Midna, Zant - Complete
Kyuubi by loveless0is0my0name reviews
Why was it so dark? Hardly any WARNINGS at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Cruelest Month by Min Daae reviews
Zuko is too young for this. Pre-series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Antebellum by Min Daae reviews
Zuko doesn't understand any of this. A scar, an Avatar, and a slightly concerned Firebender. Gen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9657 - Favs: 26,040 - Follows: 10,463 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What a Motley Crew are We by LittleBlueNayru reviews
A Random Humorous Oneshot. In journeying across yet another Hyrule, Link has not one companion, but ten. How will he ever be able to survive Navi, Tatl, Tael, Ciela, Neri, Leaf, Midna, Ghost Zelda, Ezlo, and the King of Red Lions?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Link - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Diary Trouble by Fragorl reviews
Tom Riddle is delighted to find another victim writing in his diary...but this one seems strangely knowledgable about his life. with a sinking feeling Tom faces the fangirlish Mary Sue who seems convinced that he is her sweetheart.. TR/V and Mary Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Wake Me in the Dark by ncfan reviews
Anko is an insomniac. /Sometimes she dreams, and her mind sails to a land of dark and twisted memory./ 400 words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Of Astonomy Towers and Chimeras by SakuraLetters reviews
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but Ed managed to escape with only an easily fixed broken leg. "You pushed Mr. Elric off of the Astronomy Tower! Just to see if he'd land on his feet?" kitty-chimera!Ed, 5th year implied
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Minerva M., Edward E. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Like Hell Am I Gonna Tell You! by My Dearest Sally Sparrow reviews
Midna is back in the Land of Twilight, forever this time. So naturally, things get even more screwed when she finds Zant. You thought he was dead? You thought wrong. T for language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Midna, Zant - Complete
Tripolar Is Not A Word by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
One of these days, Zant is going to drive himself insane. Well, that's what you get for having multiple personalities. Very, very random.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zant - Complete
A Perfect Plan by sinemoras09 reviews
In which various characters, outside of their control, end up getting hugged. CRACK. Sai x everyone ftw. Random!Itachi for the bonus win. Sasuke doesn't like getting hugs :x
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sai - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 389 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Like Hero, Like Husband by LittleBlueNayru reviews
The residents of the Market outside Hyrule Castle misinterpret an argument. OoT based
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Link, Navi - Complete
Enjoyable Meeting by Religion0 reviews
Epona meets none other than another four-legged mount. And one she should, by all rights, be fighting. Yet it is an enjoyable meeting.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Epona - Complete
Take This by Love's Labour's Won reviews
A sick wave of shock rolled over Roy. Who among his subordinates could be in that condition? This had a strange taint of surreality. "Please be a mistake..." Slight Parental!RoyEd, Hints of Royai, Anime or Manga Verse After Lab 5.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Little Merman by LittleBlueNayru reviews
An RHOS Random Humorous Oneshot ! Link ponders something after receiving the Zora Armor, and Midna laughs. A lot. What exactly was he pondering? And why am I asking you when I'm the one who knows?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Glass of Port by Andrea Foxx reviews
This is how I met Ganondorf, King of Maybe Evil, and how he didn't throw me into the ocean like a piece of jetsam. a Wind Waker What-If.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
That's All? by LittleBlueNayru reviews
TP-based. Centers around one of the disappointments of the game: Epona. Rated T because Epona kicks Link in the face deliberately and also for language on Link's part.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Epona, Link - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 8,877 - Follows: 2,233 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Move to the First Side by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. "In the dim half-light, Iruka could just barely make out the silhouette of the child crying softly in the dark." What if Iruka found Gaara as a child? Gen. Angst. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Gaara, Iruka U. - Complete
Smile When You're Confused by sinemoras09 reviews
Crack. "I notice you don't have any eyebrows. I also notice you have love carved on your forehead. Why is that?" Sai's kind of an idiot, but he means well. Sai-centric. Gaara, Naruto, and Lee for extra flair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sai, Gaara - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Distorted by LNicol1990 reviews
After a raid, Ed starts to act strangely. Soon everyone has to pitch in, to protect Edward... from himself. Rating may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,062 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Dated 2 May, 1998 by Lady Altair reviews
Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Katie B., Severus S. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 327 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
10 Things by The Walker of Dreams reviews
Sheik makes a list of things Link does that, quite frankly, drive him crazy. Sheik/Link if you squint. Slightly AU Twilight Princess. One-Shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sheik, Link - Complete
A Broken Doll In Slumber Lies by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker - Vaguely he wonders if it's possible to breathe life into a broken doll.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Pretty Girls Lie, Lie, Lie by OpalescentStorm reviews
There are certain things that even Ino won't admit to herself; instead she hides behind a glossy facade. Ino-centric, rated for violence and torture. Previously She's a Monster, edited since then.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ino Y. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 1,592 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
It Was All For My Family by Gleam reviews
Vernon Dursley is a good man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
A Good Deed Shines by krisella reviews
We all know what happened to Charlie, but what about the kind candy shop owner that sold him the chocolate bar in the first place, then shooed away the vultures trying to steal his ticket? It's a nice happy little story, I know you'll enjoy it. Oneshot!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Captains Outrageous by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
How Jack Sparrow came to be charged with kidnapping. Needless to say, it wasn't his fault. General Audience
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Veil of Apathy by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
Edward and Mustang arrive at the scene of the crime. Parental! RoyEd, ONESHOT.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 507 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Are You Magical? by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
Normally, Elysia would listen to her mother’s rules, but today she was struck with the curse known as ‘boredom’ and thoughtlessly wandered off to where the green haired person had disappeared to. Oneshot updated with a small epilogue of sorts
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Elysia H., Envy - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 544 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Power Play by MithLuin reviews
A quiet day in the Hellsing Library...and perhaps a bit more history than Integra cares to learn.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Starve a Cold, Feed a Fever by Candyland reviews
The professor isn't feeling well. Looks like Luke and Flora are in charge for the day! ...heaven help us all.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Something Wicked by mypiratecat1 reviews
PreCOTBP. Dark, moody, painful one shot about the very moment that, in his own mind, Captain Jack Sparrow becomes a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Courtesy Calls by MithLuin reviews
Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The Godfather by MithLuin reviews
One of Hellsing's soldiers has an unusual request for Alucard. Bizarre one-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Lunacy by ArgentRoseSableWolf reviews
How much can any mind take until it shatters irrevocably? And what happens in the dark shadows where insanity and magic meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Lost and Found by jenelric reviews
Being such a small kid, it was no wonder Edward was a common target for kidnappings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Warning Signs by MithLuin reviews
Lieutenant, I want you to have a discussion with Alphonse Elric while I speak to his brother this afternoon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Alphonse E., Riza H. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 8,750 - Follows: 1,355 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Circles by Silver Pard reviews
History repeats, time moves in circles and the law of dreams is to just keep moving. Charlie likes to try and break the rules.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Comfortable by Mikkeneko reviews
When Edward comes to turn in a report, Mustang is a little worried at how tired he looks. No pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ignis Fatuus by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward attempts to break apart a chimera made from an animal and a child.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka reviews
AUOneshot. Hermione made friends with two entirely different boys, and it makes for an entirely different school experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
TEACHINGS by wizqevelyn reviews
Teachings that do not speak of pain have no meaning... When Roy is shot protecting Edward, how will Edward cope? ONESHOT. NONYAOI RoyEd. Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 543 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 733 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 485 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
My Babies by wizqevelyn reviews
I don’t know if you’re right, honey, but whether out of coincidence or some fate of an equivalent trade,these boys are my babies just as if I’d given birth to them myself. Izumi cares for a sick Edward. ONESHOT for Mother's Day
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Turnabout Truth by Amorous Malboro reviews
Edgeworth is terrified of elevators, and Phoenix is there to help him cope with his fear, but can the cold and talented prosecutor even grasp the change Phoenix is offering? Such discreet PhoenixEdgeworth that you would barely recognize it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
A Shared Struggle by wizqevelyn reviews
Can Roy help Edward fight a battle with a demon the Colonel's met once before? ONESHOT. NONYAOI Parental!RoyEd. Warning: attempted suicide
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 557 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Badfic Summary Tribute by Invaderk reviews
A parody and tribute to McTabby's Summary Execution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Laugh It Up by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
HarryPotterBtAS crossover. Sequel to HUMOR ME. The Weasley twins played a prank on the wrong criminal. Now the Joker's out for the last laugh. . . And maybe a few goodies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fred W., Joker - Complete
He'd Want Me To Live by ShiawasenaKo reviews
Ed stands at the door of the Colonel, broken and dead to the world. It's up to Roy to find out what happened. OneShot, with a potential to continue. Rated for language, since Ed's such a potty mouth
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge by Henrika reviews
Roy knows every line on Riza's body, especially the scar of an array on her back. RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Humor Me by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Oneshot, Harry Potter crossover. The Joker receives an interesting shopping catalog in the mail from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Fred W., Joker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 236 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Contract by Henrika reviews
In his mind, a contract wasn't a bloodstained chalk circle on his basement floor. He was wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Chill by Henrika reviews
He sees the world around him shatter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 904 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Seeing Red by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Oneshot inspired by Chevelle's The Red. Harry has used an unforgivable. Lucius plays the role of temptation and asks him to use it again. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Haphephobia by Silver Pard reviews
Nothing is real any more.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Charlie Bucket - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mr Dark Lord by angel272 reviews
ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Flames by Henrika reviews
Roy Mustang could not face the campfires at Ishval at night, not after his flames had murdered the entire day long.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Lost And Found by Shiruba Neko reviews
Elysia Hughes was lost. She was found by Scar. What's an Ishbalan with next to no experience with children to do? Oneshot, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Scar, Elysia H. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 9,024 - Follows: 2,514 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Denial by Lisse reviews
Ron and Luna. She is not beautiful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
A Place to Feel Safe by Henrika reviews
When Ed breaks out of the hospital in Central, there's only one place he would go.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Prettiness by Redclia reviews
GPG for mention of violence. "Jack is pretty and funny. He walks funny, does weird hand motions, and is pretty some more." And that's pretty much it - also, it's a crossover.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Burning Bridges by Henrika reviews
Roy finds Ed asleep in his office and a look at the date sparks some interesting realizations. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Jack's Christmas lunacy by otherhawk reviews
Twas the night before Christmas. And the author was bored so she wrote this. Would an apology help? I tink it counts as humour...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003
Hermione's Detention by RosemaryJolene reviews
What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Ki Tsu Ne by Icka M. Chif reviews
There are many stories about how the Kitsune got their name...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Naruto U. - Complete
Winter's Debt by La Guera reviews
The War is over, and Draco Malfoy has lost more than most. On his way to certain death, he reflects on family secrets and promises that must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M.
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Hunger
He was a beast, a barely restrained attack dog. It gnawed at him, howling and screaming, begging him to feed. The hunger spared no one, not even himself. Only an old friend could restrain them, for he was the only one to walk away from its all-consuming maw alive. Warning: Will contain spoilers for Bravely Default, and is Rated M for gore.
Bravely Default - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,978 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 9/10/2018 - Braev L., Edea L.
Ranger Drabbles With No Plot
What stupid and/or ridiculous situations can the Quads and Rangers get into? Read these Drabbles to find out! T for censored swearing and some violence, complete with Garret breaking the Fourth Wall. A lot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Solana/Hinata, Aria/Elle, Billy/Yarai, Garret/Yūki
The Chimera's Song reviews
Dedicated to Champion Onyx. Billy Mirai and his three siblings were captured by their father, Gordor. Garret ended up as a Human Chimera, whilst Billy wound up as an incomplete Chimera. Clyde ended up blind, but Tiffany, luckily, was unharmed. Garret feared no one would accept him, until he met Aria... Rated T for language from the Quads and a bit of violence later!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Aria/Elle, Garret/Yūki
Pokémon Ranger: The Element Guardians reviews
There are legends in the world that tell of the Guardians, mysterious beings with mystical powers. Could Sven be one of them? Why is he so cold to others? Can Wendy change that? What connections are there between Almia's legends and the Guardians? Pairings: SvenXWendy SpencerXElita KeithXKate and others. T for violence and a LOT of chaos on Sven's behalf.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Elita/Erida, Spenser/Hayate, Sven, Wendy
Run For Your Life! They Have PIES! reviews
What happens when the Assassins are bored and the authoress decides to annoy them? CHAOS. Bad Girl, somehow, gets her hands on pies, too. Rated T due to somewhat violent acts and censored swearing. Also contains breaking of the Fourth Wall and an appearance from a character from one of my favourite Anime. It also mentions a Shellos named Squishy.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Bad Girl - Complete
What Happens When the Johto Gym Leaders and Lance are Bored: ToD reviews
What happens when they get bored one fine day? Why, they play Truth or Dare, of course! Contains SteelWingShipping (FalknerXJasmine) and many other Shippings. Also includes Lance acting like an idiot because he can. This is my first story. Sorry if it isn't very good. Rated T for Falkner's temper.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Falkner/Hayato, Jasmine/Mikan
