Okay, this was hilarious. Thanks for sharing it with us.

"Unity through Nudity! A muggleborn has discovered an appreciation for the ancient ways and is leading an uprising to return to such traditions as conducting rituals while sky clad!
... Wait, what do you mean that's not what this rebellion is about?" Declared Lucius

Teehee, this story is fun,. Just imagining everyone's interpretation of and justification for joining Hermione's cause.

This trend lasts all the way until winter starts, at which point they all freeze and plead that “warm cloaks aren’t actually clothing.”

Bizarre
Demented
Twisted
Weird
Strange
Like and LSD induced hallucination
Eccentric
Outlandish
Freaky
Flaky
Kooky
Nutty
Aberrant
Quirky
Outlandish

... and all-around INSANE story

Anybody know where I can buy a case of brain-bleach?

This was a ridiculous and fun read. Harry's confusion was relatable and funny. Hermione/Snape had me screaming and laughing. Loved Draco in this. and what a slogan! UNITY THROUGH NUDITY!

Dear Slinky-and-Wands:

Just thought I should mention: It should be "lo and behold, Hermione was not the same". "Low and behold" suggests something that you're not allowed to see unless you make a noise like a cow.

Sincerely,
Qoheleth

:giggle:

Thanks for sharing this with us.

This is honestly one of the most funny stories I have ever read.

Nudists aren't sex maniacs. You've ruined this.

gross

Lol the inevitable.

Nice story.

Lol Harry. Sacrificing his life is ok but sacrificing his clothing isn't.

Well given that Weasley has been a long long long pure blood family. And that wizards are generally xenophobic, I'm assuming that incest isn't that uncommon. So really Harry shouldn't be surprised by that.

Lol the new party.

Lol wrestling.

Oh oh who arrived.

Well Hermione did lie to Mcgonngal about the troll.

Lol poor Harry gonna go insane from the sudden changes.

Lmao Snape. Nice and nice excuse.