Steve: And here we are for the next chapter of the fic!

Pen-pen: (Looking at one of them before facepalming.) (Dear Lord... They're now into Voyeurism...)

Steve: Did you think they wouldn't?

Pen-pen: War (Yes.)

Steve: Well, they did. Anyways, time for the disclaimer!

Pen-pen: waaaaarrrkkkk war wark ark war Warrk Waarkk. Wark ark waark.

Hinata: Translation: uncutetomboy's bro does not own Harry Potter. Just the rules.

Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed to do Part four:

101. You will not refer to Alastor as "The Dread Pirate Moody" ever again.

102. You will stop taunting Death Eaters with "Yo Mama!" jokes.

103. Same with Tom.

104. Do I have to say the same thing when it comes to the Ministry?

105. Leave the press alone, see rule #50.

106. I already told you, no porn studio. I don't care if it is Patriotic.

107. And I don't care if you say the money is going towards the War effort.

108. You are not allowed to teach four giants how to sing Rod Stewart's "If you think that I'm sexy" as a barbershop quartet.

109. Same with trolls.

110. You are not allowed to teach ANY sort of "Barbershop Quartet-ing" of any sort.

111. You are not allowed to teach giants how to perform River Dance.

112. And before you even think of it, the same goes for anyone else.

113. You are not allowed to hunt squirrels with Reducto or any other sort of explosive spell. I don't care who started it first.

114. I don't know how you did it, and I don't want to know, but you are not allowed to put Superglue on the inside of the Death Eater's masks.

115. Hermione... putting glitter dust on Vampires will NOT make them "Sparkle".

116. And stop asking them how good they are at Baseball.

117. Stop asking the Aurours if they found some muggle named Hoffa.

118. Stop giving Giants and Trolls advice on the benefits of an all-bean diet.

119. Stop sending strippers to the Minister.

120. Never, EVER invite Sirius to Karaoke night again. While he may look like Stubby Boardman, he carries about as much a tune in his human form as he does in his animagus form.

121. You are never to stumble from the Forbidden Forest with a rubber Facehugger wrapped around your face.

122. You will remove the video surveillance equipment from the female Order member's bedrooms.

123. You WILL destroy all tapes made. And I don't care how much you're making... on a related note, they're right behind you.

124. You are not allowed to have Mr. Malfoy's pet neutered.

125. The same goes for his owl.

126. Yelling "SPOON!" is no longer allowed when you're heading into a fight.

127. Okay. I am really getting tired of this, but Headquarters is NOT a place for a Porn studio.

128. Hermione... Telling Pansy that Devil's Snare has really nice tentacles was NOT appreciated.

129. Harry... You are not allowed to wear a dress.

130. Same for Ron. Neither of you look good in one.

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Steve: And there we go!

Pen-pen: Waaarrrkk... (Thankfully...)

Yui: Well... hopefully this will clear your head enough for you to go ahead and finish up the next chapters.

Steve: Hopefully. Anyways... Time to go! See you all around!

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