“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.” – Terry Pratchett

(You should totally read Pratchett's books if you like fantasy and/or humor and/or a unique style of writing.)

I started this account mainly to explore my writing – thereby, most of what I post on here will be weird, strange, or disturbing... or suprisingly normal. But, be warned, a fair bit is going to be experimental.

Things you should know about me as a writer; I don't do regular updates well. If the story has been regularly updated, it probably means that I have prewritten chapters or that my muse is feeling unusually active. I do have a lot going on in real life (even when it doesn't feel like it) so if I do end up not working on a story for a while, you may have to prompt me. Review so I can gauge your interest – otherwise, I will probably assume that nobody cares about the story in question.

The Problem of Sakura

This was my foray into surrealist horror (not sure how well that went)... Sakura is an interesting character because she is a civilian. Unlike Naruto and Sasuke, she faces no significant hardships in her childhood – so how does a civilian react to the horror that is the shinobi world? They go insane, slowly. Currently working on cleaning it up and adding new content.

Rejecting Impotence

One-shot. An insight into Hanabi’s thoughts about her sister. A story about faith and the power to stand.

Unseeing Eyes

One-shot. Itachi makes a mistake – it will drive him insane and plunge Konoha into darkness... My exploration of horror and the consequences of the Massacre. (crossposted on ao3)

A Revenge on Absurdity (title by Akari)

In which there is a a truly absurd amount of law, economics, and technicalities. My take on Konoha's politics, OC's and humor. I tried not to take myself too seriously. On hiatus to work on worldbuilding.

Perplexities Down Rabbit Holes

Luna reborn into the Narutoverse. Of course, she manages to confuse and charm in her own way through the bloody world of shinobi. I’ve wanted to write my favorite Harry Potter character for a while, so this is the result... (crossposted on ao3)

Currently, odd as it may seem, my favorite story of the ones I've posted is Rejecting Impotence. Why is it odd, you say? It has the least views/favorites/followers of all of my stories... (Well, I didn't expect any followers – it's a one-shot, and I've labeled it as such.)