The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started playing kirby. i didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time i took a stock my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely play this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his gaping mouth. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent pink orb could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a kirby costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic kirby sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for kirby have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for kirby." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest kirby rule 34. For $60, you get kirby anal beads. For $100, you get a kirby fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this kirby sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional orb from a childrens video game.