TEEMO AND KARTHUS:

PARTNERS IN PRIME CRIME TIME

chaptapter one:

buckness seasons

Carthus was busy investimigated murmur reports in shitty of Zaun. It was a bad city. People like mundo came from it and it was bad because mundo is bad and he come from bad city to do bad things because he is bad.

Kartust was pissed because there was no evidmince for the marmur. He slam down cup of skelecofe and splash hit paper.

'dammit der is no eivince and I cant find who. Im too old for this shit' just then teemo walk in to office. 'yo wassup G I got evidiminece of a bad guy in the downuptowndown. Dokt mundo is bing basd again'

Karthust say 'oh shit I had no clue lets go'

Karthus and Meeto got in the police car that was powered by magic because they dont have engines except for blitzcrank and rumble but engines are bad and so it uses magick. They drive down and run over another yordle on the way.

"wtf" tyells teemo "thats one of my kind you askelebatrd."

karzsu laugh and say "cmohn they're yinganyong as fuck:" temmo agree, he tyate yuorlde.

They went to center. They saw DOOOCKTOR MOONDU bullying some dood. Karthus opull out old fnashion revolver cus karthus is old for this shit.

"freeze mundo" say karthuis "you're going to jail"? But mundo yells "MUNDO GOES WAR HE PLEEZES!" and mundo goes where he please.

Teemo try to shoot mundo with dart and hits him but doesnt hit him but hits him but doesnt hit him but he gets away. Mundo say "HAHAHA I HEAL YOUR TINY WOOONDS!" karthus is p;issed but gebins to cahnt HEYA HYEHA HEYAH and it happesn and mundo DIE. However ultimate hit all cimivilians and they DIE. Police come by and see ded bodies around teemo and karthus and they try to arremerest the badas partners. Teemo say "OH FUCK" and shoot both cops dead. Karthus say good job mate, but we're on the run now. Teemo and karthus steal unifromrs and get ready to live a life on the run... BO TE VMOCNTEIMDE.