i love dogs, and my possible career choice is, Famous Author, veterinarian, singer, or movie star,

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MOST TEENS WOULD CRY FOR HOURS IF JUSTIN BEIBER FELL OFF A CLIFF... PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WERE THE ONE TO PUSH HIM OFF...

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Favorite quote's:

1) It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

2)If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

3)"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

4)Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up (so true)

5)Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

6)If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

7)Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

8)If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! (Oh yeah!! But what befuddles me is HOW THE HELL DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK?! IT'S ILLOGICAL)

9) (this one is mean but still funny as heck, and no i dont mean this when i post this qoute... atleast this one)People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

favorite story that made me laugh: -- I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Quiz thingies

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Things to do

Things to do in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things to do at a movie

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Fave music: lots, so Idk

Fave singer: Lady Gaga

Favorite band: Cimorelli

2nd favorite band: the wanted

3rd favorite band: One direction

Fave book series: Maximum ride

fave book: Angel by James Patterson, but nevermore will be soon

2nd fave book series: darkest powers and darknes rising series by Kelly Armstrong

Saddest thing that's happened to me: Learning that Nevermore will be the last book in the Maximum Ride series

2nd fav singer: Avril Lavigne

2nd fav book: the reckoning by Kelly armstrong

books/movies i cried on: Marly and me, the hunger games:mocking jay

Most fav author on fanfic: avengingangels

Hair color: Brown mixed with black (naturally)

Zodiac sign: Capricorn

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.
Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and
can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Favorite numbers: 3, 6, 10,20,100

Character i think i'm most likely: Nudge from the series Maximum Ride, me, my friends, teachers, brothers, and sisters, and parents say so

What movie i think i should be in: The Maximum Ride Movie; as Nudge

Hobbies: playing with dogs, being on fan fic, watching music vids, watching tv, reading going to the library, going on , ect.

Grade: Middle school, 6th grade

Instruments i play:Violin (really well), triangle (normal), drum (grade kinder garden :P), ect?

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If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and opened his fly and said you know you wanna

Silly Jill forgot her pill

and they had a son named BOB

BEWARE!!!!!!: 2 Chain mail below

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. (Holy Shyt. I read this and it freaked me out sooo Much. HOLY CRAP!! REPOST! SERIOUSLY! I got shivers after reading this...i still scared to go into the bathroom by myself months after reading this O_O) Im sorry.. ill now post something happy!! or saddish...

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Best friends are the people who will stick up for you,

Never laugh at you knowing that you'd hate that,

Always know what you like best,

Are the ones who care and love you,

Laugh at all you jokes even if they aren't that funny,

They'll make your laugh when you're feeling down,

They'll have their shovels ready to bury the one who made you unhappy,

They'll break the guy's face if he decides to break your heart.

So that means you've got to look out for them aswell,it's your job.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

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(='.'=)This is bunny. Put him in your profile and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION! Come to the dark side... we have cookies!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Copy and Paste this.

Best friends are the people who will stick up for you,

Never laugh at you knowing that you'd hate that,

Always know what you like best,

Are the ones who care and love you,

Laugh at all you jokes even if they aren't that funny,

They'll make your laugh when you're feeling down,

They'll have their shovels ready to bury the one who made you unhappy,

They'll break the guy's face if he decides to break your heart.

So that means you've got to look out for them aswell,it's your job.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

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(='.'=)This is bunny. Put him in your profile and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION! Come to the dark side... we have cookies!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will stay with you and say screw them.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

Your wish will be granted

I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, Unknown by You, JaclynM, readingisdabest

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3.Tell him his hair isn't bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg himnot to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:The in Crowd--Mitchel Musso

Waking Up: Bring Me to Life--Evanescence

First Day At School: Possibility--Lykke Li

Making Your New Best Friend: I'll Be In the Sky--B.o.B

Falling In Love: Kiss Kiss- You Belong With Me--Taylor Swift

Breaking Up: The Long Road Back--Hans Zimmer

Prom: Suppermassive Black hole--Muse

Graduation: The Way She Moves--Forever the Sickest Kids

Life's Okay: OMG--Usher (ft. )

Death of a Close Friend: New Classic--Drew Seeley & Selena Gomez

Mental Breakdown: Go All the Way (Into the Twilight)--Perry Farrell

Driving: My First Kiss--3OH!3 (ft. Ke$ha)

Flashback: Don't Let Go--Bryan Adams & Sarah McLachlan

Getting Back Together: Cold Shoulder--ADELE

Birth of Child: Not Afraid--Eminem

Wedding Scene: Written In the Stars--Tinie Tempah (ft. Eric Turner)

Car Accident: Discombobulate--Hans Zimmer

Final Battle: Dynamite--Taio Cruz

Death Scene: Stuttering--Fefe Dobson

Funeral Song: Hey, Soul Sister--Train

End Credits: Ridin' Solo--Jason Derulo

Deleted Scenes: Get Off My Back--Bryan Adams

(P.s. These were all LEGIT!)

If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)

I don't get why people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Because... Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found her?!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not..

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...getting high meant swinging on a playground? the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties? when mom was your hero and dad was the guy you wanted to marry? when your worst enemies were your siblings and race issues were about who could run the fastest? when war was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off at the mugs.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! (Oh yeah!! But what befuddles me is HOW THE HELL DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK?! IT'S ILLOGICAL)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If for all of HP and the DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile! (EDWARD CULLEN LIKES CLUMSY GIRLS)

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. (DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE MARTIANS...AND THE DALEKS!!)

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

What's your favorite movie?

The hunger games when it comes out, right now Hanna, and when this movie comes out (Maximum ride: the angel experiment) it'll be my fav.

Favorite song?

impossible by Shontelle

What's your favorite smell?

the ocean and rain (teachnicallly water)

Do these questions make you angry?

not right now

If I came up to you on the street and hugged you, would you kill me?

Undetermined...Maybe...Maybe not.. you'd have to try..but that might be a death wish.. maybe

Do you secretly want o be hugged?

Yes, if its a person i know and like

Favorite food?

orange chicken

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

cereal

Did you even have breakfast this morning?

Da :P

Do you like me?

I don't know you so...no

Do you write depressing poetry?

No

What are you wearing?

black skinny jeans, awesome pretty yellow top, ect

Boxers or Briefs?

there are girl kinds right?!

Do you find this comment personal?

how could it not be persanal...seriously

Do you wear sunglasses?

Depends

Do you wear sunglasses at night?

Im not dumb, it would be hard to see

Do you smoke apples like us?

How do you smoke apples??

Blondes or brunettes?

im a brunette, my mom says i act like a blond, so i pick...RAINBOWS!!!!!!!

Vampires or werewolves?

yes, if the were wolfs are from twilight (but They are actually Shapeshifters 'Jacob!!!!!!!...He's mine, don't touch him'"), and if the vampires are from the vampire diaries

Can you cook?

depends on how you define cooking...

Do you like to cook?

Yes

Are you, like, a housewife?

no

Do you want to be unda the sea?

heck yeah, i get to talk to little fishies

Do you think its not to late, its never to late?

Uh...idk know..depends

Where did you learn to play poker?

I dont. i just poke people...hard

Do you like poking people, hard?

yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 3.

"still, if this discreet were tap dancing,it wouldn't be very discreet, now, would it"- supernaturally by Kiersten White

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My little brother

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Heroes

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

5:55

5. What time is it:

4:16

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my brother playing fallout las vegas, or was it new vegas

7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

today, school

8. Before you started this what did you look at?

homework

9. What are you wearing?

jeans, pink streachy shirt, black socks, two white rubber bands, one black rubber band

10. Did you dream last night?

no

11. When did you last laugh?

1 mili sec ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

one pictures, tv, speakers, light switch, thermometer thingy, and lots of wires, for lots of technology

13. Seen anything weird lately?

chain mail...im FTHO

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i like it, its kinda funny

15. What is the last film you've saw?

THE HUNGER GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

(playing song billianare by Bruno mars in my head while typing the rest of the quiz now) every thing i every wanted (basically lots of puppies), save some money, give some money to charity

17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?

Marina

18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?

Percy (or Fang, or iggy, or gazzy from the Max Ride series)

Whats the last book you read?

Supernaturally by Kiersten White

What's on your TV right now?

Fallout 4? (its a game)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

my other little brother (that ryhmns)

Where are you?

in the game room

What was the last thing you ate?

captin crunch

What's your personality like?

nice, mean, funny, shy, crazy friendly, tough when i want to be, and the rest is idk

What was the last thing you thought?

Whats the meaning of life (dont think about it, its so depressing)

What was the last thing you dreamed and when?

idk, i havent had a dream in about a month now, and its hard to remember dreams, so yeah.. idk

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

answered this already and it would take forever to copy and paste.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

answwerd already, but i got up and moved so, the closets thing is a book

What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing, so what is in my mouth is my saliva/spit, but im not really drinking anything

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

the answer to this question

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it?

to long to write... man why am i so lazy today?

What's it like being you?

Its pretty awsome

What are your thoughts on writing?

writingfanfic-hatersgreat charactersfun= i flip flopping love it

How tall are you?

idk

What book are you currently reading?

answered already but, the red blazer girls, by IDK

Well, what do you like reading?

lots :P

What music are you listening to?

Impossible by shontelle

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

, my E-Mail

What was the last thing you cooked?

Cereal?

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

light brown

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

idk, idc (i don't know, i don't care)

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup.. i hate mustard (unless it;'s McDonalds Honey Mustard)

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

lots, idk

What is the weather like?

warm, cloudy (why is it so quiet in Texas)

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

Idk. the beach, Disney land, Disney world, idk

Anything else?

no..not really..not anything i can think of

What's your favourite article of clothing?

age appropriate heels (my mom wont let me wear real heels, id love to though)

Who is the most special person to you?

my family, my mom, without her i wouldnt be here

What's your favourite childhood memory?

playing with animals

Scariest moment of your life?

reading chain mail, riding my first roller coaster, needles, and almost falling off of a very tall stage, and the talent show

One word that would best describe you? funny

What is your favorite month in the summer?

Idk. what months are in the summer , i don't pay any attention (don't make fun of me!!!!!!!!!!)

What's your favorite number?

10

What does your user name mean:

it means reading is the best

What is your favorite Disney movie?

the little mermaid, lots

What made you smile today?

this quiz

Last thing you said out loud?

funny(is the word i said, i am not talking about this quiz..atleast not right now
)

Last rainbow you saw?

Long time ago

Do you want a hair cut?

No

Are you musically inclined?

kinda, i play the violin

Have you ever been in a fight?

yes, when i was younger... with an older kid, and lots of other times

Anything else interesting happen to you in your life?

i might get a dog. my first pet, or atleast a goldfish, again, it would be my first pet

What is your favorite outfit?

yellow body huger shirt from abricrombie, black skinny jeans, and black shoes

If you could chose the dumbest thing you've ever said, what would it be?

"Im a pretty, pretty, unicorn, im a pretty, pretty, blond, im a pretty, pretty, super, stupid blond", but im a brunette, im human, and im really really smart(i have aposible thumbs people!!!!!

A big secret you'd like to share with the world?

i love animals almost more than my family