Fangalicous08hide bio
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 Author has written 47 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, Fairly OddParents, Glee, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, Misc. Tv Shows, Avenue Q, and Hunger Games. Well, here's the thing. I'm done with FF. Songbird has been deleted, if you hadn't noticed, and I'm not happy about it. Several other stories have been taken down, too. I'm don't care whether this was due to the mods or that ridiculous group going around and getting people's stories deleted, I'm done putting up with FF. I'm still writing fanfiction, I'll even be re-posting and continuing Songbird elsewhere. If you would still like to keep up with me, here are a few places you can find me. You can follow me on Tumblr, where I take prompts and post some of my writing. (mothafickleskits . tumblr . com no spaces) Songbird and various other fanfics will be posted on my LiveJournal. (laskits . livejournal . com no spaces) I'll also be leaving this account up, I won't delete it, nor will I delete any of my other stories. But if there are anymore that were WIP, consider them dead. They will no longer be updated. This will no longer be updated. You may as well consider this account dead as well. Hope to see you around the internet. Love, Skits |
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Max's fun life by FlAmInGoGiRl8888 reviews
What happens when Omega still holds a grudge and finds the great Maximum ride! Better than it sounds. FAX. rated T cause that is what Maximum ride is rated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 3/16/2008
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
Painted on my Skin by Phantom of a Rose reviews
AU. Kurt is in New York for school when he passes by the beautiful mural with the word 'Courage' in rainbow letters. It becomes an inspiration for him. One day, Lauren decides she wants a tattoo and Kurt accompany him. When there, Kurt gets an idea.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Get That Chance by IM08 reviews
AU. VERY loose canon. Kurt has abilities that he inherits from his mother, which makes life more interesting and challenging. Finn thinks its awesome. What will happen when he meets Blaine at Dalton? Klaine, with a supernatural twist. Now rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Not Alone by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Jeb abuses Max,kills Mom and Ella.Max enters an abuse rehab place,meeting Fang and his friends.Afraid Jeb will hurt her again,Max feels vulnerable.Fang makes her feel safe again and shows her she can move on.She shows him he can live life again.No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,030 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Max, Fang
The Thrill by MissStarKid reviews
killer!Blaine, definetly some smut. I was curious about all this 'killer' stuff. I really enjoyed writing this x
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Murderous Pair by HeartsHungBehind reviews
canni!Blaine and serial killer!Kurt, don't like don't read. All of Kurt's life, he has endured crushing silence. Blaine shows him a way that he can fill it. Prompt fill for Twenty Words, moved due to M rating from violence, language, and sexual themes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Just You by Gleek4Liiiife reviews
Ever since Darren Criss joined the Glee Cast, him and Chris been attached at the hip. What happens when one day Chris is working in his apartment and Darren comes storming in, reveling something he had never expected to hear? Put under as Kurt and Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Midnight Harry Potter by danrdarrenc reviews
Blaine gets a little excited about the new Harry Potter film and drags Kurt to the midnight premiere. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Play on Words by AraniaDuncan reviews
A conversation with their daughter takes an unexpected twist. Future!Klaine. Daddy!Klaine. Fluff. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Just Had Sex by urrka-dawn reviews
My first fic..Ever...A "morning after" story...Review if you dont mind, I like to know what y'all think :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bedroom Eyes by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Kurt really hadn't planned on the morning turning out the way it did-not that he was complaining.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It Was You by gleekypotterr reviews
Future!fic - Kurt and Blaine have been separated for five years, but some terrible news brings them back together. T for language and implied sexual content; character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finding Light in the Mariana Trench by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for Fangalicous08's story, Songbird. Songbird Chapter 3.5. What happened when Quinn took Fang off to clean him up after his and Iggy's 'slushie incident'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fang, Quinn F. - Complete
Parenthood is so starting over again by Blak-Ice reviews
What happens when Max leaves on a food run, and returns to see that her flock has been turned back into kids? How will Max deal with being a single parent for a whole year? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,251 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009
Babies are hard work by helookslikearedvine reviews
Klaine babysit for Carole's friend. This is my attempt at cute Klaine and a cute baby. "It seemed simple enough... that was their opinion until Alfie woke up."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tangled Up in Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Shove by Phantom of a Rose reviews
"The Shove" as it is dubbed from the new Glee promo. Blaine shoves Dave - what lead up to this?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Doodles by Sweet Porcelain reviews
Just Klaine being cute really!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If I Had You by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt sings Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" in Glee club. Klaine. Some hints to Original Song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Losing Lissa by tgypwya reviews
The Red-Haired Wonder is back, and she won't take no for an answer. What'll it take for Fang to lose Lissa for good? Some Fax, rated T for safety. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
The Tale of Marie Susanne by AntiMarySue14 reviews
Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,645 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
Animals by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and the Warblers sing "Animals"...to Kurt. But not how you would first thing. Pre-Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blackout! by hpswst101 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having a peaceful dinner with their two children when a blackout hits them, making the two kids believe a monster is coming after them. Can the hobbit knight and Daddy Kurt fight off these beasts. Future!Klaine. Enjoy & please review!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Meant to Be by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Takes place after FANG. Fang returns and Dylan gets protective of Max. While Max doesn't want to hurt Dylan, her heart lies with Fang. And where has Angel disappeared to? Maybe things are more complicated than they seem. Fax, Niggy, and Dax if you squint.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Max
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
20 years later: One shot by moose-girl6 reviews
Set after Fang as if there were no other books. Max and Fang meet on the cliff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Klaine iPod Shuffle Drabbles by Narwhal92648 reviews
10 Klaine drabbles...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My sister's dating a vampire by Tale-of-Old reviews
Yep. It's a twi/MR crossover. Max has escaped the clutches of Itex with the Flock and they decide to find Mrs. Martinez. Note the Mrs. Guess who Max's mom married. Go on, guess! drum roll...................Charlie!Ooh, and there's vampires too! Yay!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Bullies by Metal Freak-hi again reviews
Amber's the new kid who has to be who she's not. James is the kid left alone and abused by Amber's 'friends'. Amber dose something that changes both their lives. What will happen? ORIGINAL STORY. ALL HUMAN. RATED T for volince and some cussing. R&R
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Just One Small Complication by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
24 Oneshots in 24 Hours by Vera Amber reviews
Complete! Exactly what the title says. I have 24 writing prompts, and I'm going to write a oneshot based on each. The catch? I have to write one every hour, for twenty-four hours. Starting at midnight. Cue insanity, insomnia, and insijokes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Iggy: The New Life by Conman2 reviews
Mostly Iggy's POV. It's based after book 6. The flock live in Ella's house. Go to school. There will be Fax and other romance later on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Iggy
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
A Collection of Drabbles by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
A collection of mostly Fax drabbles. All kinds- humor, fluff, angst, drama, and everything else. Also includes other characters, themes, etc. Please read and review! T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
UnPolished by Ashgirl195 reviews
Bella never expected to get involved with Edward Cullen. When she does, complications show up, causing some lives to spiral downward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
All In a Days Work by Mo- The Reviewer reviews
What if Max and Fang already went to school together? What if they hated each other? What if Iggy was the new kid? Could he bring them closer than they ever could have imagined? Or will he be brought onto the battlefield? AU. T for safety. My First FF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Fang, Max
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride Song by randombookworm reviews
I was bored one day, and my sister was singing the Barney song, so I tured it into a Maximum Ride song. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Chat Room Chaos by flailingmuse reviews
Chatroom and MSN fun with the Max Ride gang involving: cookies, hyperness, nicknames, Max's cooking, Digimon, lolcats, explosions, FAX, smilies, laptop naming, a little note-passing and MUCH more. Blame any lack of bold on FF dot net, not me, ok?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,544 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007
Africa Goes Awry by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
What They've Done to Cedric by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
Song of Adoration by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic based on Paramore's song 'Adore'. After flying away from Fang in the woods, Max listens to a very fitting song in her room. Muchos in the Faxness area...The ending's always the best part...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Love? by rainbowstrike reviews
The Uber Director is bent on his plans for capturing the Flock. But something happens that he didn't count on; falling in love. WARNING- AkilaxUD. It's a crackfic pairing. Completely stupid, freaky and weird, but give it a try. you might think its funny
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Uber-director, Akila - Complete
Max's Mom by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, a certain song by Fountains of Wayne, and severe boredom. I believe the pairing is called Dr. Marang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Kissed by an Angel by MyVampireBunny reviews
All I can say is...Miggy. It's a one-shot with Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
MAX: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your MAX unit? This manual will help you take care of your kick-butt leader.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Max - Complete
The Perfect Vacation by BLAYNK reviews
The flock have come to Canada! faxness! Can not think of summary right now but please read anyways! rated M for language. Abandoned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Christmas Angels by greyskys reviews
Hey! It's Christmas and the Flock is in New England with the Martinezs. See what happens when Fang and Max are left alone when the clock strikes Midnight. Maximum Ride Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
By Your Side by dragongoddess13 reviews
a collection of short one-shots about Fang and Max's relationship. will add chapters as they come to me. ideas are welcome. FAX! lemons
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max VS FanFiction by redfeatherz reviews
Oneshot, depending on reviews. ALSO A WRITING CHALLENGE! Max was browsing the internet, when she stumbles upon something called FanFiction and Faxness? Curiosity scarred the bird kid, like they say...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008
Stillborn by mergirl007 reviews
Max experiences yet another miscarriage. Rated T for some language and mature themes. Oneshot. Fax and implied Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Journals by flailingmuse reviews
DEADFIC! Adopted by Fangalicous08, she's finished it, read hers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
It Sucks to Be Me: Maximum Ride Style by streco reviews
The Maximum Ride version to the song It Sucks to Be Me. XD pretty funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Blind Lover by Supergirrl reviews
There were many advantages to having a blind lover. Max knew this well.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Iggy, Max - Complete
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Five Times Blaine Anderson Broke reviews
Blaine Anderson has never had an "easy" life, but he was pretty good at acting like he did. WARNING: Mentions of suicide, cutting, and bullying.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
RentAMom reviews
Little Emmaleah Hummel-Anderson gets curious about where babies come from, so she decides to ask her fathers, Kurt and Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not What Blaine Meant reviews
When Blaine said he wanted in Kurt's pants, this wasn't exactly what he meant.. but at least he had some nice warm clothes to wear in favor of his slushie soaked ones. Red Pants Sex Riot drabble
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Drunken Pick Up Lines reviews
In which Blaine gets drunk, and hits on Kurt with the world's worst pick up lines.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Birthday Adventures reviews
Darren wants his kids to have a memorable childhood, even if it means having to fight off a couple invisible 'Floozles' to save Moogle, his daughter's stuffed monkey. His oldest son is in for a very adventurous seventh birthday.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Story of the Klainelet reviews
A short bedtime story I wrote for my friend about Kurt and Blaine's son, Toronto, and Rachel and Draco's daughter, Barbara.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Arts and Crafts reviews
RPF. Chris just might have finally lost it, all in the process of trying to make Darren. The story behind the Klaine plates.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Reflective Love reviews
Blaine gets drunk and finds a new love, someone exactly like him, almost as if he were looking in a mirror. Drunk!Blaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Puppy!Blaine and Kitty!Kurt. Blaine is a little nervous about going to a new home, especially with two other animals. And Kurt just isn't sure what to make of this new member to their family.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sea Monkeys reviews
Little Kurt Hummel loves his sea monkeys, even if his best friend Blaine finds them boring. Though, he can't help but feel bad when he sees that his sea monkeys aren't as happy as they should be... He and Blaine need to find a way to get them home.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ouija Board 3: Reborn reviews
Number 3 in the Ouija Board trilogy! Eleven years after Ella and Dr. M's death, what's up with the flock now? Are they in danger again? Can Iggy and Ella protect their family? Read it and find out. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Rainy Day Games with The Flock reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Camera Klaine reviews
Blaine snaps an embarrassing picture of Kurt while he's asleep. Some cute little fluff ensues. Klaine. R&R?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Comes Clean reviews
When Kurt asks about Blaine's past he realizes he can't keep his dirty little secret from his boyfriend any longer. So, Blaine finally comes clean, and learns something new about Kurt as well. Canniblaine! R&R?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend: Canniblaine reviews
Blaine Anderson just ate his lover and is going to grow old alone. All this could've been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. R&R?
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A.
Iggy's Journal reviews
Iggy: I got my own journal! W00t! So, read to see what happens to me on a daily basis. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Iggy
The ByStander reviews
Everyone's always fussing over the Flock and the other experiments, but what about that random by-stander in New York? Why doesn't he get any attention? Well, here he finally does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Anne W. - Complete
Subway Serenade reviews
Subway seems like a boring place to work, but is anything really boring when Saint's around? Throw in the Warbler boys and you have some creepy yet dapper entertainment! One-shot. Feel free to R&R.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dapperly Odd Parent reviews
Kurt Hummel is, frankly, a miserable child. But can his new Fairy God Parent help him? FOP/Glee Crossover. Oneshot for now. R&R?
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Poof, Kurt H. - Complete
Hunger Games: Birdseed reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Letters to the Flock reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
Skittles' Corner of Randomness reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
Aftermath reviews
Back story of a picture I drew, link inside. Max and Fang are attacked by cloaked figures...what happens after that? Read and find out. R&R? PROJECT PULL UPDATE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Ouija Board 2: Revenge reviews
The sequel to The Ouija Board. Max and Fang made it out alive last time, but this time Valencia has more in store for them. Will she finally get her revenge, or will they outsmart her yet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Blackmail, For Your Entertainment reviews
A short blackmail crack!fic meant to irk Fang. What happens when Fang finally meets his celebrity crush? He gives it to 'em till their screamin' his name. Fang/Adam Lambert slash. Rated M, just cause.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Fang - Complete
Why The Flock Should Read Fanfiction reviews
This is the reason the flock should read stuff on FF.N. Just a oneshot...for now. WARNING: Contains Dylan's face. You've been warned. XD. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Dylan - Complete
The Young and the Feathery reviews
Ever wonder what a Maximum Ride soap opera would be like? Here's your answer. Welcome to: THE YOUNG AND THE FEATHERY! Max and the flock are all grown up and are going through some major "drama". PS: There will be comedy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Books in a Nutshell reviews
So, this is all of my favorite books in a nutshell. I started with the Maximum Ride series book 1 obviously and if you like it, I'll probably do more series. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Journals reviews
Journals that Angel 'talked' Max and Fang into starting lead to some very interesting consequences. Fax, weddings, new powers and...karaoke? Starts off as journal entries, then goes all Fax-ish. Adopted from Lucianna Demonica.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
An Average Ordinary Everyday Story About Sick Fang reviews
Just an everyday story where Fang gets sick and...interesting things occur. Rated T because of innuendo and the likes. Blackmail on Fang and Iggy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
A Mother's Dream reviews
Saint and Fang are 19 and have nine kids? Wow...how well is this going to work out? Especially when they're the Skypers...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Fang - Complete
Breaking The Fourth Wall reviews
I wrote this back when I was sick. What happens when Iggy breaks the fourth wall? Read and find out. Oneshot. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Fang And Max's Wedding reviews
I wrote this for one of my friend's story and StrawberryShortcake123 insisted I post it. So, here it is. Max and Fang are finally getting married. There's an explanation so it'll make sense.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Exist' Support Group reviews
A short oneshot where Justin Fang and Iggy's elligitimate child goes to an 'I Exist' support group on an episode of Oprah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Ten Ways To Annoy The Flock reviews
Ten ways to annoy each member of the flock, plus some other Maximum Ride characters. Starting with, the beloved Maximum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
MaxRide Oneshots reviews
A big collab of my Maximum Ride oneshots, past and present. There's too many to just put them up seperatly. Each chapter is a different story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Max's Presidential Scheme reviews
Max wants to become President so she can make people pay taxes with cookies. How does she do it? Read and find out. R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
New Max and Fang reviews
My oneshot for Anti-Hardwicke Day! Rob and Kristen do NOT have what it takes to be Max and Fang! Stop the madness! Sign the petition! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Breaking Dawn Alternate Ending reviews
How I thought Breaking Dawn should've ended. Just a one-shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One in a Million reviews
Oneshot song fic. It's Ella's birthday and she gets the best gift ever! A video? One in a Million by Hannah Montana. Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
The Promise reviews
Fang asks Max to make him a promise that she knows she can't keep. What will happen? Read it and find out. Just a oneshot. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang, Max
Just A Dream reviews
What happens when the Flock's life takes a turn for the worst? Is it really happening, or is it all just a dream? Based off the song Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood...somehow...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang
The Ouija Board reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride meets Avenue Q reviews
What happens when you mix boredom, Maximum Ride, Avenue Q songs, and my twisted up mind? THIS! This is what Avenue Q would be like if the Flock lived there, only the songs are used, sorry. Never actually seen Avenue Q.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009
Leah's Imprint reviews
Leah finally imprints. But, will the imprintee be a problem?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
MaxRide Songfics reviews
This is a big collab of my songfics I've written for Maximum Ride. They don't have a certain order, unless they have part 1 and part 2. These are what happen when you leave a bored writer with youtube and microsoft word.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
The Accident reviews
Bella's been in a terrible accident, and Edward makes a horrid mistake. What'll happen? Will everything work out? What will Tanya say? Threeshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
