Vera A's 10 Ways to Get a Flock Member to Hate You inspired this. This is....

10 WAYS TO ANNOY THE FLOCK!! I know, sorta the same thing, but different ten ways, and this is just to annoy them, not to get them to hate you. Even though hatred may be an outcome. Ah well, I've been annoying Fang and Iggy since I kidnapped them, they don't hate me yet!

Fang&Iggy: Yes we do.

Me: Shut up and go clean your...closet. Um, anyway, here goes chapter 1! Max-HIH-mum Ride!

You should never do this to Max:

1.) Dye all her clothes pink.

2.) Ask her if you can do her makeup. Repeatedly.

3.) Flirt with Fang in front of her.

4.) Ask her if her name's true. (Think about that for a minute. MAXIMUM RIDE. Still don't get it? Good, you have a clean mind.)

5.) Kidnap Fang(like me and St. Fang of Boredom[and probably even more fangirls]have, I'm sure Max is very annoyed by that.)

6.) Buy her a big brown pet dog and tell her to name it Ari.

7.) Tell her Sam says hi and he loves her!

8.) Sing "The Song That Never Ends" on a long flight.

9.) When you walk into a store, yell "ERASERS!" and point to a pack of pencils.

10.) When Erasers are coming scream "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"

So, you boys think those would annoy Max?

Fang: The first would. And the second.

Iggy: The last one would, and it'd be funny as he--

Me: Langauge.

Iggy: Heck.

Me: Better.

Fang: Number 9 would really annoy her...hehe...once you let us go we should try that.

Me: Your never going to get to try.

Fang: Drat.

Me: Did you just say drat?

Fang: You told us not to say curse words, what else is there to say?

Me: -shrugs- Anyway, next up is Iggy! IF I get at least TWO reviews! So, if you want to see what I have in store to annoy Iggy with....

R&&&&&&&&&R!!!