We were flying over New York and it was beautiful day out. Last time we were here it didn't go so well. Also last time we were here I got the Max card. (credit card).

Go to Toronto. Stop there for the night. The voice said. Also last time I got a voice. Say Hi voice. Hi. So actually what I meant was go to Toronto for a few days.

What a pleasure. Not. WHY?

Because Maximum. Just because. "Why?!" I screamed. Just because. "Just. Because. Why?!" I screeched again.

"Are you like okay Max because you were like screaming." Nudge looked at me. "I'm hungry." She looked innocently at me. Of course she's hungry.

"I'm fine. Just the stupid voice. We are going to Toronto then we can stop. Okay?" she nodded at me. "Stupid voice." I mumbled under my breath. WHY?!

Silence. Of course you're not there you stupid idiot dolt. I am clearly not a dolt. And just because.Hmph. Fine we'll go to Toronto.

We got to Toronto and I decided to stay at the Radisson. NO! I did! Because it looked nice. We walked inside and I went up to the counter and Fang silently followed.

"Hello. How may I help you?" She said looking at me… Until she noticed Fang who was staring at me.

"Hi." I said in a tight voice. Stop staring girlly or you'll have to deal with me. "We'd like three double rooms please." She ignored me. IGNORED ME! No one ignores me! Especially when I'm irritated. You never know what will happen.

She stayed silent as she stared at fang in a daze. Eyes looking a bit far away. How nice. Not. "HELLO?!" I was yelling at her and she still ignored me. I turned to Fang. "Go keep an eye on them." I pointed my finger at the rest of the Flock. They were bouncing on the furniture here in the lobby. Gazzy and Iggy were making something. I definitely don't want to know.

He just kept staring at me and staring at me. Until…"What…uh…Sorry Max ya okay." And he walked over to them. I turned to look at the girl.

"Now." I said stepping in her line of sight. "We'd like three rooms please. Two double and a single please." I smiled at her innocently. Muhahaha I am evil. Now she shall not take what is mine. Ohhh…look red and white mints. They look really taste. I'll just take a few. I took a couple handfuls. I popped one in y mouth. Mmmmmmmmm.

"Yes of course." She looked at the screen for a moment. "Here's your keys. Oh um… is he your boyfriend?" She asked looking over at Fang who was currently trying to get angel off the chair she was currently bouncing on.

"Oh…um…" think Max think. I smiled innocently. "Of course who would let that pass?" I asked her. She nodded frantically.

"Oh… I know I wouldn't. If you ever break up send him over to me would ya?" she looked hopeful at me.

"Oh yes. Of course." I said walking away and to the Flock as I caught Angel and carried her to the elevator and called nudge, Gazzy and Iggy over.

Once in I put angel down and popped a few more mints in my mouth. These are as good as cookies. Yum cookies. I started to get agitated as we went up a floor stopped went down then back up to the floor we were currently at and go down. I popped a few more mints in my mouth.

Fangs P.O.V.

Max was popping those mints in at an incredible rate. "I've got a bunch of coconuts. Yes I do. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head." Max started singing. It sounded like bells.

"Max are you okay?" Nudge asked. "You're singing."

"Of course I am!" she said bouncing from foot to foot. "Don't you just love mints. They are so good!" she squealed. Oh My God. She's high on mints. How can this happen? "Oh…I love my self, I want you to loveme. When I feel down, I want you above me. I search myself, I want you to find me. I forget myself, I want you to remind me. I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself…Shalalalalala my oh my looks like the boy's to shy aint gonna kiss the girl…Take me with you I start to miss you, take my home I don't wanna be alone tonight…Cross my heart and hope to die…Oh she bangs she bangs…she moves she moves…she looks like a floor but she stings like a bee just like every girl in history!...It's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time. Way ya, way ya, here we go here we go it's peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat! Hehehe" she squealed again. This is amusing but kinda embarrassing. The Flock and I have sorta moved away from her and the strange looks she was getting.

"I wish I could fly…I don't know the reeeeeeeest buuuuut I'm a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill siiiiiiiiiiiiinging because I waaaaaaaaaaaaaant tooooo!" she was giggling hysterically now.

"Max are you going crazy?" Gazzy asked a bit frightened as we finally made it to the top floor.

"I AM NOT CRAZY! I'M JUST INSANE!! NOT EVEN THAT I'M PERFECTLY SANE!" she giggled. "Muhahahahahahahahaha." She was starting to scare me. As we started to walk out Max tripped and landed between the doors. She was sleeping. Wow. She is never having mints again. I hauled her down the hall to our room. Before I went in I gave Gazzy his key for him and Iggy, and Nudge her and Angels.

Opening the door I noticed the bed. The only bed. Why did we only have one bed? I sighed and tucked her into bed. All well I don't mind.

I had a shower and went back out to find Max still sleeping. I sat down on the chair across from the bed and watched her. She's always so relaxed and angelic when she's sleeping. And beautiful, can't leave that out. Jeez… I could follow this woman to the end of the world. I'm hers and no one can change that. I smiled at the thought, just a bit though.

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