Welcome to the wonderful world of Grey.

Beware: Grey’s evil minions of doom are currently having a cannonball competition in the pool out back and the waves get REALLY big.

Prepare to get wet.

You have been warned.

HAHA! I have finally broken through the profanities of having no laptop!!

Well...that or I just figured out how to turn it on...

Anyways, I'm Grey.

And I'm obsessed with books.

And Onyx (my laptop).

And boesendorffers. (Its a REAL THING!)

Oh, and HUMMUS. YUM.

And I like this site. And I like writing. So hey.

PUNOMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICVOLCANOCONIOSIS!!

Ima FAX supporter!

Ima GELLA/EZZY supporter!

Ima EGGY supporter!

Ima NIGGY supporter!

(I know, I know. Iggy just gets all the girls.)

QUOTES! (I have a quote fetish. Sorry.)

“You know, you’re gonna die if you keep falling like that, right?”

“Doesn’t it make me seem as though I were ‘human’?”

“So it’s you, Dark!! …knock that off. It’s creepy…

“Heck, for all we know we could be 105 and just look cute.”

“I give life and you steal it away. And yet I wonder, which of us is the sinner?”

"Remember: If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off."

"Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose."

"They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because we just figured it out."

"They laugh at me because I'm DIFFERENT. I laugh at them because they're all the SAME."

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"Everyone wants happiness without any pain, but you can't have rainbows without a little rain."

"If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters."

"Tell your friends you love them. If you can't, get new friends."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I just hope it isn't an oncoming train."

"Live life like you just woke up and realized it was Christmas morning."

"Fly with your own wings."

"I still can't stand all the girls and creepy Max fanguys. I guess fangirls are normal but I would be embarrassed and ashamed to be a fanguy. It’s more like guys get fangirls and girls get stalkers."--Maximum Twilight by Nikik

Dance like no one is watching.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Sing like no one is listening.

Live like it's heaven on earth.

Work like you don't need the money.

Speak like you've never been heard.

Listen like the voice is a melody.

Write like you just found the words.

AWESOMEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD! (Permanently under construction)

Maximum Ride, His Dark Materials, Twilight Saga, Skulduggery Pleasant, Grey Griffins, Dragon's Keep, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inkworld, The Theif Lord, Vampires Kisses, +Anima, Warriors, Charlie Bone, When the Wind Blows-The Lake House, The Fire Within, Septimus Heap, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Discoworld Series, The Chronicles of Vladmir Tod, Spiderwick Cronicles, Harry Potter, Lion Boy, Frindle, Dragon Rider, the Witch of Black Bird Pond, Chibi Vampire, The Wednesday Letters, Sundays at Tiffany's, Ranger's Apprentice, Savvy, The Wild Girls, Fairest, Gallagher Girls, Nancy Drew, The Outsiders, Pictures of Hollis Woods, GONE, The Lady Grace Mysteries, Suck it Up, Uglies, Skeleton Creek, Shift, Step on a Crack, The 39 Clues, The Westing Game, Peter Pan, Plague, Wolf Blood

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Blue

3. Do you plan outfits? Only if I found a t-shirt with a dinosaur on it
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Completely screwed.
5. Whats the closest thing to you that’s red? Scissors
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? a-i-m
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I was with my Mom in my front yard and there was this flamingo that mysteriously turned into a black ostrich and chased us into our creek and my Mom and I hid in this big black coffin in these rocks and talked. And now I have a fear of black ostriches.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? Well there was this really nice cash register person that made a really funny face at my grandma when she thought no one was looking (I cracked up)
9. What are you craving right now? Red Lobster's biscuits

10. Do you floss? Is it a bad thing if I say no?
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Green.
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? Before my computer crashed
13. Are you emotional? Yep.
14. Would you dance to the taco song? TOTALLY!! (What's the taco song...?)
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Yep (Road trip. Really bored.)
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I glomp my ice cream...
17. Do you like your hair? Yeah. Its all curly but long and I kinda picture it like Renesmee's
18. Do you like yourself? Yep. I'm a very unique person who wants my (little) brother's six pack but also wants more Red Lobster biscuits
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? I've met Ellen Schrieber
20. Do you like cottage cheese? Not really, no.
21. What are you listening to right now? "Show Me What I'm Looking For" by Carolina Liar
22. How many countries have you visited? 2- Canada and USA
23. Are your parents strict? Not really compared to the rest of my friend's parents
24. Would you go sky diving? Depends on how much you'll pay me
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Go out to eat with some old creepy guy that no one likes? No thank you.
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? Depends on whether or not you'd provide the potatoes.
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? My trophies, my clock, my scarf, my radio, and a bunch of my books (I like sparkly stuff so I like sparkly books..)
28. Have you ever been in a castle? In a book, sure
39. Do you rent movies often? THEY'VE GOTTEN SO EXPENSIVE SO NOW IT'S ONLY EVER SO OFTEN. (goes off to vent on her wall)
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Well on one shoulder is this really anoying angel guy and on the other is my best friend...
31. Have you made a prank phone call? Heck yeah! I acted like some pizza guy from Switzerland. Cuz Switzerland's cool.

32. Do you own a gun? My brother does. I've used it--does that count?
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yep.
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? Dude, it's 11:48 (PM). I was with my Mom and brother at Coney
35. Brown or white egg? They're both eggs--why does it matter?
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Heck yeah I do!
37. Ever been on a train? Wish I've been on one.
38. Ever been in love? I'm little! No, I haven't.
39. Do you have a cell-phone? I have one of those crappy "pay-as-you-go" things and I purposely kinda lost it/chucked it at an unsuspecting passer-by...
40. Are you too forgiving? Depends on who's at fault.
41. Do you use chap stick? That icky stuff? Heck no.
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Either going to Kings Island or going to the barn
43. Can you use chop sticks? Does poking my brother with them count?
44. Ever have cream puffs? Yes (BLECH)
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? ITS SO COOL! (yes. i have)
46. What was the last question you asked? Hia, howsit goin'?

48. What was the last CD you bought? I usually beg my friends to buy them for me.
49. Boys or girls? People?
50. What is your bus number for school? 75 in the morning and 9 in the afternoon
51. Is your hair curly? Wavy/curly depending on whether or not I air-dried it
52. Last time you cried? A week or two ago

53. Ever walked into a wall? Dude, I walked into a glass door. YES I'VE WALKED INTO A WALL.
54. Do looks matter? First impressions matter

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Do I want to buy something from Pac Sun?
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Psh. Who says I've ever slapped this really weird guy named David who was making nasty comments about girls?
57. Favorite time of the year? Fall! Perfect temperatures and I get to go shopping with my grandma's money!
58. Favorite color? That pretty olive green and turquoise
59. Are you sarcastic? Are you stupid for asking that?
60. Do you have any tattoos? I have a fake tattoo of a strawberry on my hand...
61. The last person you held hands with? My brother
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? Heck no
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Heck yeah
65. Do you like your life right now? Meh. Could be better. But then again, itz SUMMER!
66. How often do you talk on the phone? Not much
67. What is your favorite animal? Hawks, wolves, prairie dogs, dachshunds, tree frogs, googles
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? Sims 3
69. Do you have good vision? Dude, mine SUCKS. (I'm legally blind)
70. Can you hula hoop? Heck yeah! I won the Coney hula hooping competition!!
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? HELL NO.
72. Do you have a job? I babysit
73. Can you handle the truth? Yes BECAUSE THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE! coughcough (I spend too much time in history)
74. What are you wearing? My PJ shorts, a white wifebeater, and a loose magenta long sleeved top
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? I've attempted to

Be honest no matter what.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Green and white...

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Erin - we ended up in a 45 minute conversation about the ups and downs of hats with attached masks.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Trying to get my alarm to shut the -- up.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Researching black holes. (Did I mention that it's 1am?)

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

TWIX!!11111!!1!!111!!1!!11!!1

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Do I want to go to a strip club? No? Didn't think so...

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

See you in the morning!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Crystal Lite Peach Tea

10, Do you like your wallet?

I don't have a wallet...

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Cheerios (YUM.)

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nu.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Baseball. I think. I just remember my dad going crazy because someone did something wrong with the ball.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Movie style.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

This is so embaressing, but I DON'T HAVE A CELLPHONE. Crazy, right? I just might start a petition...

16, Ever go camping?

Yep. In fact, I just got back from camping. LUV IT.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nu.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

I go Saturday nights so I can work in the community garden in the evening when the sun isn't so bad (but the bugs are! )

19, Do you have a tan?

Yep.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Depends on the type of pizza. (Papa Johns all the way!)

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Nu.

22, What did your last text message say?

Do I need to spell it out for you? I. DON'T. HAVE. A. PHONE. Sheesh, you guys are so stereotypical.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

TOMORROWS MY BIRTHDAY!!

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My Twilight calendar, a tissue box, Sims 3, an old birthday card that makes weird noises when you open it, my Peter Pan poster, a list of 60 Harvest Sprites from Harvest Moon DS, some old Sims 2 cases, my tape cube, my wall...

26, What color is your watch?

Don't gots one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos.

28, What is your birthstone?

Pearl or rose quartz. I'm pretty sure it's pearl but all of those cheep birthstone rings keep saying quartz.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Depends on whether or not my mom has to use the restroom.

30, What is your favorite number?

0

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Erin

32, Any plans today?

If today you mean, today today, then I'm going to my grandma's to celebrate my birthday.

33, How many states have you lived in?

Lived in? Only one.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

The fact that my brother decided that everything can be turned into a drum. Even my head.

35, Last song listened to?

Over and Over by Three Days Grace

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

# no.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Heh, nu.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

MA CLOGS!

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Nah.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Pff, no clue.

41, Do you love anyone?

Boatloads.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

I hope not. If so, they better name it after me!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Sleep.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Nah.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Kindasortanotreally.

46, What color is your car?

Don't gots a car neither.

47, Do you like cats?

Do you like dogs?

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

I'm thinking about how my mom is going to kill me if she finds out how late I stayed up.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nah.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Uh, my dog scratched because I was trying to get a pudding cup away from her. Hurt REALLY bad.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Max

2. Fang

3. Nudge

4. Iggy

5. the Gasman

6. Angel

7. Dr. Martinez

8. Jeb

9. Ella

10. The Director

11. ter Bortch

12. Omega

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Angel/ter Bortch: Uh, no...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Iggy: Iggy is hot. His hair is a-m-a-zing. But I love Fang more.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Omega/Jeb: The laws of human science would probably have to be re-written and Max would puke as soon as she found out...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Ella: Yep! There's even one called "Ella".

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Fang/Angel: Uh, no. Not really. One's six and the other is fourteen...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gazzy/Ella or Gazzy/the Director: Well for one thing, the Director is over 100 years old. Ella and Gazzy would make a cute couple though...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, if Dr. Martinez walked in on Fang and Omega having sex, she would probably faint. Then Max would come in and see it and faint. Then Nudge. Gazzy and Angel would probably run away screaming. Iggy would just stand there until someone told him what was happening--then burst out laughing.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nudge/the Director: The Director is running tests and ends up in a conversation about bread...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Max/Jeb: Uh, no...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Dr. Martinez/Omega: Dr. M finds Omega and with a little love and care turns him into a (half) normal boy...YEAH RIGHT!

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jeb: Hmmm..."Cinderella" by Steven Curtis Chapman

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the plot be?

Max/Angel/Omega: Max protecting Angel from Omega

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Gazzy: Actually, I don't think I have. (IDEA for those stuck in writer's block!)

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

Max and Dr. Martinez are in a happy relationship until Dr. Martinez runs off with Iggy. Max, broken hearted, had a hot one-night stand with ter Bortch and a brief unhappy affair with Omega, then follows the wise advice of the Gasman and finds true love with Fang.

NO FLIPPIN COMMENT.

My friends:

Myself: Some crazy person who reads during language arts when she isn't supposed to

Bree: some other crazy person that has to help me look up at the right time in LA so I don't get caught

Erin: My sworn blood sister and official partner in crime (and of whom I have taken a

liking to throwing said person's stuff off of ski lifts...She did it first!)

Sarah: My only friend on here that has a FanFic account (look up Leo-Sama!). She rocks my purple socks.

Ally: A crazy person (sooo not related to any of us) who thinks that 'her hormones are

giving her love issues' I swear, that girl...

Alex: A demented (but amazing) girl who has her sights set on coughmurduringcough Jordan

Jordan: A demented guy who has a crush on Alex (even though she wants to punch his face in) and anoys everyone but me (idk why)

Anouncer: Some random guy who works at our school who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time

Announcer: Girls Laccrosse will be meeting in the media center

Bree: How do you play laccrosse in the library?

Bree: Owww...Pain...

Me: Remember when my mom yelled at us for saying 'peeved'?

Bree: Yeah. 'Peeved' is not a curse word! Though I did get in trouble for saying fugly once...

Bree's Mom: No swear words.

Sarah: Fricken is not a swear word!

Bree's Mom: You can't say any words that end in 'ken'.

Me: Fracken?

Bree's Mom: No.

Alex: Fcken?

Bree's Mom: NO, ALEX. Definitly not!

Erin: Froodles?

Bree's Mom: Yes, you can say froodles.

Everyone: YAY!

(That seriously happened at Bree's B-day party. I would tell you to call her but then I would think ur a stalker.)

Bree: ~draws Alex smirking devilishly~

Me: ~Looking over her shoulder~ Is Jordan in the room?

Bree: Yep.

Erin: I tried going to the bathroom inside--

Me: You went outside?

Erin: Yeah, I went to the top of Center Stage and yelled 'Hey world! Here I am!'

(BTW, Center Stage is the highet slope at PNS, right in front of the lodge...where everyone can see you...)

Erin: I'll see you later. Got to go to basketball game.

Me: Okay. Don't forget the knife.

(Okay, so we were sticking our heads out of the skylight on our car at midnight as we came back from skiing)

Erin: This is soooo not legal...

Me: He won't give me his hat or his gloves or his coat...Hey, can I have your pants?

(True story. Happened on the below freezing day when we were smart enough to go skiing...)

Erin: I need disinfectant! RUN!

Ally: Who can play the drums?

Me: I can!

Ally: How well are you?

Me: Uh, fine thank you...

.:Amazingness from Maximum Ride:.

“Just because wonder boy is stuck to the ground doesn’t mean I have to be. I’ve evolved past being stuck to the ground.” -Max

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max

“Can we see him?” –Iggy
“Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you’re blind.” –Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max

"Whats this our side, Kemosabe?" -Max

"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max

"1) Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
2) Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3) Sarcastic "you've got to be kidding me" -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max

"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max

"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."

"Total you're black"
"I prefer Canine American" - Total/Iggy

"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
"Umm, No."
Hello, Lab? May I speak to a test tube please? - Max/Dr Martinez

It was like Christmas, and his birthday, and sort of Halloween all rolled up into one. - Ari

“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
“And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”-Ig
“And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere.” -Gazzy
“And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky,” -Nudge
“Yeah. I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!” –Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away

A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me

A friend will bail me out of jail. A best friend will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up".

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me

A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

A friend asks me for my number. A best friend asks me for her number

A friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends fade. Best Friends are 4 Ever.

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