![]() Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. Alright, let's get started with this introduction thing! Facts about Leslie, the bipolar, schizophrenic, foul-mouthed, insane asylum, lunatic: I blow out my candles on April 16th. Which will make this bitch the big 3-6! I'm strictly a E/B type of woman. Truthfully, I could do without Bella in the picture any day, if that meant I could take her place. *snorts* I'm a die-hard twilight geek, having read the books over a 100 times each. I also threw the New Moon book in the corner for 3 weeks, pissed that Edward left, before I would pick it back up, my cousin had to tell me he came back near the last part of the book. This was way back when Eclipse and Breaking Dawn wasn't released, so give me a break. I didn't shed a tear when he told he was leaving, I shed those tears on the pages with the month's name only. Those pages spoke more to me than anything has ever done before. Those few pages spoke volumes! I'm an extremely loud person, always having something ridiculous to say, which in turn makes those around me laugh. I have no filter on things that I do say, so you have been warned! I've been bipolar all my life, it's a bitch, but I manage. I'm foul mouthed. I turn everything into something sexual related. I'm a divorcee. How bout them apples, bitches! I have a super cool, Twilight tattoo on my back that I thought up and had my bro-in-law draw out for me. My awesome tattoo.. I really wish I had a penis at times, so I could experience some of the very well-written blow jobs offered in fanfic land. Writing isn't something I'm not the greatest at, but I have ideas that I want to get out there, so I have to get it out there, so it won't drive me nuts! laughs.. :) Today's program was brought to you by the letters F and U, and the number 2.. (: Befriend me on facebook because I'm loud, and always sharing wisdom from beyond the bipolar mind. My facebook name is below! Find me on Twitter under MindlessKitty You can follow me on Tumblr at Facebook group - StartTheFantasy Fanfiction |