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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. I fell down the Twilight fanfiction rabbit hole in 2012 and have been living here very happily ever since. There are amazing writers here who give us creative, entertaining and engaging stories. Their generosity has provided me with countless hours of enjoyment. I've recently harnessed the courage to write some stories of my own. Come find me on Facebook where I'm Purl E. Surly: https://www.facebook.com/purly.surly I'm so excited! I wrote a little story for the 2016 Twilight Tricks and Treats contest and it was honored with two awards: Secret Keeper's Award from Alice's White Rabbit Validator's Award from SongsterThank you to them for selecting my little tale, Just Clowning Around. You can find it in 'My Stories'. Check out all the contest entries at https://m.fanfiction.ws/u/8212820/. |
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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,111 - Reviews: 20487 - Favs: 13,084 - Follows: 7,296 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5557 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 6,882 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cuts 'n Crosses by jdifrans1 by MeetTheMateContest reviews
Sometimes love rides a motorcycle and wears a leather cut. Sometimes love finds us when we least expect it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15230 - Favs: 9,058 - Follows: 9,278 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 9,077 - Follows: 6,452 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Downward Spiral by content1 reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward's hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test. What will his family find upon his rescue? The man or the monster. Mentalward Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,755 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What if I Told You by ajsilentvoice reviews
After nearly a year, Bella finally finds a number for the Cullens in Ithaca, New York. A last minute invitation to a reunion bash at Mike Newton's, though, leaves Bella drunk, alone, and holding a cell phone. Will a stupid mistake bring them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5830 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 10,907 - Follows: 4,201 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7652 - Favs: 11,815 - Follows: 6,178 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Footprints in the Snow by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"An hour from now, when the snow falls again, it will be like we weren't even there. But we will remember." A story of unrequited love, and how the things we keep silent can hurt us and the ones we hold closest. E/B Rated M for themes of an adult nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,464 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4162 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by astilbe13 reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with twistedcoincidence AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,587 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14543 - Favs: 17,028 - Follows: 8,777 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8777 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 5,135 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 10,658 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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What's Cooking? reviews
My story for FAGE 12. Never Too Late to Start Anew. Written for Chartwilightmom A talented chef preparing for a huge career opportunity finds inspiration in the garden of a quirky farmer, but what will happen next? Inspired by multiple prompts related to gardening, food porn, and a dash of Queen 80's rock for flavor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/11 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aegis reviews
A marriage on their own terms and a honeymoon as fulfilling as any human/vampire one can be. No Renesmee in this story and Bella's transformation is on her terms. But what happens when it goes awry? My piece for FAGE 11, written for Cjesmom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Demolition Therapy reviews
Facing the challenges of raising a child with behavioral issues is hard enough without the judgmental interference of strangers. This is what happens when someone doesn't judge, simply offering compassion, understanding and support. My contribution for the Fandom for Mental Health Awareness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Encounters and Enterprises reviews
Edward and Bella go on vacation thinking it's a bit of a lark to finally be indulging their interest in the world of ghosts. Little do they know that they will get a much more personal experience than they anticipate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Has a Plan for Us - And So Does Alice reviews
30-year-old Bella has had it trying to navigate the dating world, especially when faced with the marital bliss of her best friend Alice. But Alice thinks she has the perfect solution: Edward … her uncle … the pastor. Will Bella take a leap of faith and agree to meet him? Is Alice right that he's her perfect match? God has a plan for each of us. It's our job to figure it out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
