mischief-maker1hide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Bones, and Supernatural. Hi! I'm J.C. Nice to meet you! Update 4/2/2020 - APOLOGIES!! so sorry I've not posted...in five ever! Excuses abound, most importantly, the computer died. I’ve got all my fics on a thumb drive so I’m hoping to reload them as quickly as I can. For my unfinished SPN fics, I’m hoping to start writing again soon. For now, enjoy the reposts of some of my Twi-fics. Much love, Mischief |
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The Nature of Satisfaction by MildredJosephine reviews
When Darcy gets a little on the possessed side during her graduation trip to Asgard, it's ironically up to the God of Mischief to get the plucky intern out of trouble. [Rated M for future. Currently around a T]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki]
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,480 - Reviews: 5554 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 4,600 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lemon Meringue by my1alias reviews
Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Carry That Weight by Lost in Ashes reviews
Written for a prompt: Sherlock's return to Baker Street triggers a recurrence of the eating disorder John developed as a child.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Woman by CrazyAngel777 reviews
How Sherlock loses his virginity. Takes place after The Scandal and Baskerville, but before Reichenbach. Sherlock/Irene Adler. I have no problem with Johnlock (I think it's actually very cute), but I also ADORE Irene Adler. Think of it this way- if Sherlock's straight, then we fangirls still have a fighting chance, if only in fiction. :-) MATURE CONTENT
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6502 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 153,671 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
First Chance at Love by Whitlock's Girl reviews
Kissing Edward isn't just a want, it's a need. A necessity. Like breathing, and now that I've kissed him once, I know that I'll never want to stop. I'll need it from him everyday of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9534 - Favs: 8,874 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rose and The Gypsy Queen by fiberkitty reviews
"I miss the way a girl kisses, the way they smell, and I especially miss the way they touch." Self-conscious Siobhan fell hard when she read Rosalie's romance novel, Memoirs of a Girl in Love. Can Rosalie teach her beauty has nothing to do with size? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rosalie, Siobhan
Yes, Master by fiberkitty reviews
When Edward Cullen returns to the club scene on a business trip, Seth is given a chance by his boss to make his dream come true. When Seth approaches, will the Master accept? Written for the Fandom Gives Back auction. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Just Yesterday A Charlie One Shot by solostintwilight reviews
A look through Charlie's eyes on the wedding day of his daughter. Submitting for the Fandom Fights the Floods compilation. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride Me Anytime by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Sexy Eddie Contest! So, Bella is a waitress at a Diner trying to get some money and one day at her job, a handsome biker named Edward dazzles her. Sparks fly and lust is in the air! R&R and vote when the time comes! If you want in, contact Jayeliwood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Two Vampires and a Mental Patient by fiberkitty reviews
Edward and Jasper have been together for nearly seven decades. When their blood-filled hedonistic lifestyle is challenged by the addition of Jasper's nineteen year old mental patient, who will survive? AU ExJ, JxA, ExJxA Written for FGB auction: dtav.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Welcome To Existence by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
Em/Bella. New Moon/Eclipse AU. Bella never jumped, Edward never came back. Three years have gone by and life for The Cullens has changed epically. No longer united, Emmett sets out on a journey to take back his life, and gives his heart along the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,218 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Home by BLilTXgirl reviews
Emmett and Edward have been together for years, but it takes a misunderstanding and hurt feelings to define what the word home means to them. A collaboration between Bliltxgirl & Mischief-Maker1 for the Two is Better Than One slash contest. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Dear Agony by TwiBoy reviews
Emmett suffered a staggering loss following a car wreck. He struggles to heal and find closure with the help of the last person that he thinks would give it. Entry for the Black Balloon Contest. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Emmett
Kiss Me Again by My name is Seren Dipity reviews
When a relationship begins, how do you face the challenges that life throws at you and still keep close to your lover? Jazz and Edward are starting this journey & get to learn more about each other and themselves on the way - AH AU- Sequel Kiss Me
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Not Quite Christmas Shoes by fiberkitty reviews
Doctor Carlisle Cullen becomes enchanted with the strength of heart he finds in his patient. Following the Influenza-ridden young man through the streets of Chicago, he is determined to save him. Written for Make the YuleTwi'd Gay fic exchange. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
What Just Happened? by MamaMoJo reviews
My entry for the Friday Free For All. Orig. one-shot, but will be continued. Bella is determined to see a vampire hunt before her fast approaching change. What will happen when she camps out in the woods trying to sneak-a-peek? Rated M for Mmmm...Momma!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,718 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Final Deception by fiberkitty reviews
Set during Deathly Hallows: When Harry and his friends find themselves in Malfoy Manor, can a final act of deception save Harry? AU, Harry/Draco. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Jewel by kittenmischief reviews
Sequel to Dark Salvation. Master Aro has chosen a new crowned jewel, Edward. "It almost isn't fair for me to take you after I had Jasper as well, but… well, when I see what I want, I take it." E/B eventually with some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,121 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18552 - Favs: 7,760 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Recollections From A Wolven Priest by fiberkitty reviews
Jake's reflection on what it means to be a priest of the Hunter, and the sacrifices he has had to make. A little bit of darkness for Samhain. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Jacob - Complete
My Sunshine by BLilTXgirl reviews
After tragedy strikes, Angela finds herself swept away in love, in life, and in "pack" politics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Angela
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretty Little Wizard by fiberkitty reviews
When Draco is sent by Lucius to secure a treaty between the Malfoys and Area 5, his world is turned inside out. Spin-off of my one-shot The Sheriff and the Cowboy. Eric Northman/Draco Malfoy/Jasper Whitlock slashy fluff AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Draco M., Eric - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,268 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Geek, The Gube, and The Basement by TwiBoy reviews
Alice is hosting a Criminal Minds marathon, and Jasper's a little flustered when he learns that his crush will be attending. Awkward, slashy fun ensues. Written for Yogagal's birthday. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2010
And Baby Makes Three by fiberkitty reviews
When Jasper and Edward find themselves out of luck in adopting a child, Jasper decides it is time to try a new route. What sacrifices will this couple make to become parents? Can Bella make their dream come true? Written for FGB auction.JxE,J/E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
City of Dancing Lights by Alister Eternia reviews
When Edward's in a bad car accident.He needs to go through physical therapy to learn to walk again but can he also learn to love again.What will happen when his physical therapist Emmett shows him life from a new perspective, and when his past comes back. Update: New Chapter coming on 12/2/2019
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,946 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Emmett
A Love Unforetold by Alister Eternia reviews
Cedric never went to the grave yard, and he and Harry will be together. But the twist in the story comes in the form of Draco Malfoy. What happens when Ced also falls for him. And what will Harry do when he starts to feel the same thing for Draco? CD/HP/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
The Ranch Hand by fiberkitty reviews
When Bella hires vet tech Emmett to help out on the ranch she co-owns with Jasper, Emmett spends more time checking out the cowboy than the livestock. Winning entry in the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest. Emmett/Jasper slash. AH tequila citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Need You Now by kittenmischief reviews
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to stay apart, at a quarter after one, your heart needs you to be together. Rose and Edward learn that lesson with the help from some Georgia mud and sweet tea. Winning entry in Southern TwiNight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Dominating the Dom by kittenmischief reviews
Part of our Dark Salvation "HEA". Edward is finishing his Dom training with two subs. What happens when Jasper watches and then has to take command? For Bliltxgirl's Birthday. AH, AU, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Renting Pleasure and Pain by kittenmischief reviews
When Carlisle needed to assuage his guilt, he called Eleazar for a Dom to guide his efforts. Can Jasper fulfill Carlisle's needs or only serve his own? Happy Birthday, kaia2008. Outtake to Dark Salvation. BDSM, mature. Carlisle x Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Kiss me by My name is Seren Dipity reviews
Kisses can be warm and sweet, passionate and raw, but this one kiss can give strength in the most meaningful of ways- E/J AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Your Entertainment by kittenmischief reviews
Outtake from the Dark Salvation HEA ending storyline. When Rosalie picks up a special birthday present for Emmett, in the form of Leo- one of Jasper's subs, whose entertainment is it really for? D/S slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Your Wish by My name is Seren Dipity reviews
What if Edward decided to visit one us : Fanfic readers or writers -- Some Darward lemony for Jo aka ECullenitis, my Muse, my Friend, ma Puce.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Miztrezboo is ALWAYS Right Story: Empty by Nostalgicmiss reviews
After leaving home ten years ago, Jasper comes home when his father dies, and finds a few things changed since his last visit home. Base on the Song Empty by Ray LaMontagne. Miztrezboo's Win-a-bet-one-shot AH/AU OOC BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Trip by b3j02 reviews
3 sets of siblings in Las Vegas try their hand with lady luck. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, or does it? All bets are off when they all meet their match.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella
The Bronze Prince by TwiBoy reviews
Where one would think he gave me death by taking away my humanity, I knew the exact opposite; that he gave me life. -- Vamps AU OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Under the Bed Outtakes by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Outtakes from the Girl under the Bed. AH/ M for Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
My Favorite Way to Wake Up by SubtlePen reviews
Won BEST NON-CANON in the Devirginizing Edward Contest! Jasper sees Edward for the first time in a crowded lecture hall, but that's not their only first. Rated M for slash boy/boy lemon, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Road Trip on Route 666 by Nostalgicmiss reviews
They were supposed to be on an epic road trip before college, how does one chance meeting at a desert festival completely change it all. Sex, blood and rock and roll? AU canon couples eventually. A Nostalgicmiss & Miztrezboo Colab.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
A Game, a Dance, a Second Chance by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
What if "Twilight" ended differently? What if Edward and James knew one another in the past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, James - Complete
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Control by fiberkitty reviews
Master Ethan The Forbidden Room is having a hard time with his control, so he enlists the help of local therapist Jasper Whitlock Dark Salvation with a unique specialty.AU/AH Slash collab with DefinatelyStaying for TheLadyKT as part of the FGB auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8777 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 5,135 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Mergers & Acquisitions One Shot by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Entry for Slash/Backslash contest. Rated M, E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Almost Lover by WeasleyWeakness reviews
Sometimes things don't turn out how you hoped they would... but sometimes that's also for the best.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Pact by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
Three long lost friends. One high school reunion. Have youthful crushes developed into deeper feelings, or will one night of hot fantasy fulfillment cure ten years of longing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Dark: The Eyes Inside by fiberkitty reviews
When the Huntress calls, darkness answers. Written for Les Femmes Noires one/shot contest. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Leah - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5908 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let's Play by SSJL reviews
I'm the first to admit that in sexual situations, I have indulged in role-playing. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,991 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
That Which I Cannot Live Without by OliviaJane reviews
Touch, such a simple act that we all take for granted until the touch of the one we love, the one who owns our heart and soul, is threatened with being taken away from us forever. ONE-SHOT AU/AH/CANNON PAIRING. My "For the Love of Jasper" Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Playing Cupid by fiberkitty reviews
After discovering the joy in helping others, Jasper sets out to make Valentine's Day memorable for young couples in Forks. Jasper/Alice, AU, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maid on the Shore by fiberkitty reviews
Captain Edward hears word of a lonely maiden in need of rescuing, but does Bella really need his assistance? Pirates, saucy wenches, bodice ripping, and threesomes inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Full Spa Treatment by fiberkitty reviews
Rosalie attends a work conference with fiance Royce, only to meet a sexy masseur who offers her a glimpse at a life she thought unavailable to her. He provides new meaning to the phrase "full spa treatment." Emmett x Rosalie AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,402 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Forgive Me, Father by fiberkitty reviews
After Jasper slips up again, Carlisle decides that Jasper and Alice must leave. Jasper learns that when he offers to do anything to earn Carlisle's forgiveness, he'd best mean anything. Slash and femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Snapshots of Polyamory by fiberkitty reviews
When Edward and Bella met Emmett and Rosalie while camping, they learn that love does not always mean one plus one. A brief look at the lives of two couples joining to become one heart, one life, one love. ExBxEmxR, polyamory.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Setting her free by bendingmirrors reviews
An entry for the "Indies First-Time Writer Challenge" Contest. AU. Renee reminisces about her time with Charlie in Forks in the 70s while watching Bella’s plane take-off as she goes to live with her father.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
How to Save a Life by VampsofTwatlight reviews
As temptations, needs and desires spiral out of control what will it take to make it back to the one your heart belongs to? Rated M for mature content. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,121 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
I Want You by bemylullaby reviews
Jasper Whitlock's band is moving quickly to the top, his biggest fan Bella will give him something to remember her by. Sometimes it's not just about the music. Entry for the "For The Love of Jasper" contest. A collab w/Nostalgicmiss. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Want You by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Jasper Whitlock's band is moving quickly to the top, his biggest fan Bella will give him something to remember her by. Sometimes it's not just about the music. Entry for the "For The Love of Jasper" contest. A collab w/Bemylullaby. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dazzling by onePushyFox reviews
Kate and Garrett meet, only once for a night of pleasure, before we see them in Breaking Dawn. This is my one-shot for the Love for the Unloved contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
For Better For Worse by bemylullaby reviews
Every bride looks forward to their wedding day, but what happens when the man you’re marrying isn’t the one you love? Do you stand by his side and vow to be his forever for better, for worse? Or do you follow your heart and be with the one you love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,513 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Same Auld Lang Syne by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Emmett Cullen has a wonderful life and couldn't be any happier. So what happens when he runs into his old lover in the grocery store on Christmas? Will he realize how much he's been missing or will he find something else? AU/AH. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: Secret Santa by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
This year at the annual office Christmas party there's a Secret Santa mix-up. Rosalie/Emmett. Co-Written with my WeasleyWeakness for withthevampsofcourse and jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. rated M because Em has a dirty mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Bunny Ranch by SassyGeminiMom by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
Workaholic and Vegas strip club owner, Isabella Swan gets hot and bothered after interviewing a new stripper. How can she release the strain on her libido? TwiSlash Unveiled contest entry. AU/AH/OOC/BxA/ Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Second Chance at Forever by Whitlock's Girl reviews
What happens when your life changes before your very eyes? Do you move forward or do you dwell on the past, on what your future should have held? How do you cope with your new life? SLASH! RATED NC-17 or MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Insurgent by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella was initiated into the Volturi gang when she was eight. The only way to escape is death . . . or so she thinks. Caught up in a gang war, love and hope come in an exclusive package. Entry in For the love of Jasper contest. AH, AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Cold Fire Burns by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella helps one of the Cullen's when he returns home early from a hunting trip with a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Favor Fire by onePushyFox reviews
Short one-shot lemon in Jacob's POV. Essentially how Jacob wishes the end of the "Fire and Ice" chapter of "Eclipse" would have gone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where Do We Go From Here by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
First fic!Please give it a shot!Twi/Supnatural Xover.Edward left like in New Moon but she was pregnant by him.She also found out some things from Charlie about her past that are unexpected.Not good at summaries but give it a chance. M-lang & pos lem
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,246 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Edward - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine Months In The Making by bemylullaby reviews
Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,637 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Indentured Servitude by drtammy1511 reviews
Edward Cullen is an indentured servant in Colonial America who is learning to be a printer. He has fallen in love with his employer's daughter. How does he cope with the fact the world is falling apart around him? AH, AU, E/B. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talking Head by jaed621 reviews
Seeley suffers from an auditory hallucination, humor, B/B please R & R.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Matchmaker and the MixUps by VampsofTwatlight reviews
When the Cullens celebrate Nessie's first birthday, pirate-style, Emmett, Jasper and Edward get more than they bargined for. AU, POST BD, LEMONS for the PIRATE TALKING CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Erection Day by kittenmischief reviews
Carlisle Cullen is a day away from the Presidential Election. When his ex-wife releases some naughty photos of him, will it ruin his chances to become President? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Carlisle
King of Cups KittenMischief Contest Entry by sirenastarot reviews
Bella and Alice are a very happy couple, but a run in with a fortune teller could have them questioning if they are right for each other. Rated M for girl/girl action and a smutty threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Alice and Jasper had a thing before she moved to New York, she comes back to find he’s Engaged. Alice drowns her sorrows and gets arrested. Officer Whitlock is alone on the night shift and has to keep an eye on her. For Forbidden Love Affair Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19656 - Favs: 12,840 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Carlisle's Angels by Miss Baby reviews
Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,704 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
THE RAINBOW COLLECTION by foxdvd reviews
Just a series of one-shots and drabbles connecting our heroes to colours to suit their moods
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009
Sex in a graveyard by Alister Eternia reviews
One-Shot. Jasper and Emmett lure an unsuspecting young man to a graveyard and have their way with him, and eachother. AU Emmett/Jasper Slash Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Bells and Angel Wings by twilightmom reviews
For the SMC contest.Can an angel in training convice Edward he was meant to be a vampire? Based on the movie It's a Wonderful Life. One shot - M for Smuffy Lemons. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Headmaster Carlisle by kittenmischief reviews
For our contest winner ninapolitan we present: Headmaster Carlisle. He has a very definite problem whenever a certain teacher is around. Will an unexpected library rendezvous cure him or addict him? CarlislexOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Shadeslayer by NanMcCullen reviews
2nd entry for SMCC. Edward is the new dragon rider who falls in love with an elf he finds in his dreams. When he realizes she's real and rescues her, can he win her heart? If he survives battle. Cross between Twilight and Eragon. Rated M for lemons. A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Man by wiggetywack123 reviews
A SMC Contest entry! "That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Bella and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad." AU-AH. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Manly Art of Wenching by TheThreeSmutketeers reviews
The Three Musketeers and their new companion have stopped at a tavern to drown their woes and bask in the company of some very willing women. In the process, their new companion gets a much needed lesson in the manly art of wenching. SMUTx4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Empty Lab Adventures by dqwhit19 reviews
For the SMC Contest: Twilight and Bones! Dr. Bella Swan is a famous forensic anthropologist and Edward Cullen is her FBI agent partner. What happens when he visits her lab and they are alone? Will he finally indulge in his fantasies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4269 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: All Hail Emmett the Great by NaughtypastryChef reviews
The awesome and talented mskathy and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! What happens when Emmett upsets Rose during Christmas? EmxR, All-vamp, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All Keyed Up by OMECoven reviews
Edward and the gang are college age and heading to Key West for summer jobs. Laughs and romance abound. Rated M for adult situations/lemonade, AH, some OOC moments, canon pairing. Short prologue but give it a chance, enjoy, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,754 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
LEATHER, NOT LACE by foxdvd reviews
Homicide and Vice have to join efforts to stop a human trafficking ring. No one will be safe. Rated M for the situation, the language and the sex.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,627 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Don F., J. Angell - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Love of a Pirate by muggleinlove reviews
A one-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a Pirate and Bella is the Governor's daughter. OOC one-shot, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forest's Gift by windtear reviews
On holiday in England, Bella encounters a strange but irresistable young man. For Jayliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lemony Christmas by ExperimentalMe reviews
After twenty years of blissful marriage, Edward and Bella are open to explore family "boundaries" during the festive holiday season. Lemon alert, rated M. AxB, ExJ, BxJ, and more in the future. Please R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
New Team Driver by ericastwilight reviews
The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Protect the Innocent by AmberGlow2 reviews
Carlisle has a scared 6 year old patient, Edward discovers the problem and helps her. Will she keep his vampire abilities a secret? Rated M for graphic sexual abuse from a non twilight character. Do not read if you are sensitive or under 18.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Hot In Here by Seductive Illusions reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. see her profile for more information. Bella's throwing a mad party, and has had way too much alcohol. Edward works at the police station. He gets a noise complain, and decides to check it out..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WipeOut by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie competition! One-shot with a plot. Bella comes back for a visit to a little beach town for what she thinks is the last time. What does Edward do to make her stay? OOC and a little angsty... sorry. Smutty, Lemony Deliciousness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Regrets by wtvoc reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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You're Making Me High reviews
Songfic repost When Alice gets the bright idea to put a personal ad in the paper, will the girls find the loves of their lives?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Bloody Sexy Boys reviews
REPOST Using songs from my favorite boy band, we navigate and interweave our favorite Twicharacters into a story of a boy bar's ups and downs. CANON PAIRINGS EVENTUALLY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/3 - Complete
What A Beautiful Day
What happens when Emmett and Rosalie cross paths on Fifth Avenue? Songfic. REPOST Canon Pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
You Wanted More: Extras
Outtakes from my story, You Wanted More. Not all of them are here I've lost one my apologies REPOST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,766 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
You Wanted More reviews
When Rosalie wants a baby, Emmett does whatever he can to give it to her. What he didn't plan on was the human, Talia Grayson, and her connection to his past. AU, Post-BD. LEMONS Emmett/Rosalie Emmett/OC. Other Cannon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 213,062 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Emmett - Complete
The River and The Highway reviews
Ryan Fawcett was Dean's first exorcism when he was 11 years old. Occasionally, the huntress pops up into his life. But is there a greater force at work, bringing them together again & again? Prophecies, angels, and demons abound as their story interweaves. Spoilers through the Season 9 finale. Follows existing SPN cannon. Rated M for...everything. Trigger Warnings within. Dean/OFC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 1,330,583 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Dean W.
The Sexcapades of Squirrel reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Dean doing what he does best...after hunting, of course! Warnings at the top of each chapter. Dean/OFC OR Dean/Reader Insert
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 6/26/2015
Star Wars Winchesters reviews
Christmas is almost here and so is Star Wars: The Force Awakens. When both Winchesters geek out, they really geek out. And occasionally, Dean does something nice. Warnings: Spoilers for season 11 Supernatural. NO SW:TFA spoilers. Rated T for language only. They're Winchesters. Come on!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Magic In The Air reviews
When the Winchester boys come to town, Miya gives them a hand...and a little something else. NO WINCEST but warnings within.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Two Black Cadillacs reviews
When he is caught cheating on his wife, his wife and mistress conspire against him. Rated M to be safe. Major character death.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Complete
Not All Angels Have Wings reviews
RE-EDIT, RE-POST with new spoilers up to "Woman in White." What happens at the Jeffersonian Halloween party when Angela talks Booth into dressing up as "Angelus" from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer?" LEMONS
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2013 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Thunder Rolls reviews
Re-Edit! Re-Post! Alice is married to the abusive James. Can Sheriff Jasper save her? Or will she be forced to save herself? Based on the song by Garth Brooks. Rated M for language, physical and sexual abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Alice, James, Jasper - Complete
Miami at Twilight reviews
RE-EDIT! RE-POST! When bartender, Edward, falls in love with stripper, Bella, it's a long road to happiness. Follow them along the path that has many twists, turns, and a TON of lemons! New information inside...check it out! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,778 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Charlie's Choice reviews
When the doctor gives Charlie some bad news, how will everyone handle it? And could this mean a new addition to the Cullen Clan? Rated M for language, possibly lemons in future chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Charlie S.
Twisted Twister reviews
A bored Emmett challenges Jasper to a game of Twister. What happens when things...heat up? Vamps, LEMONS, SLASH. Don't like, don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Straight Tequila Night reviews
When Bella Swan gets left behind after her lover moves on, can a new friend help her to overcome her "Straight Tequila" nights? AH, OOC, Lemons eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,443 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
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