hammondgirlhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. If you guys are interested in the crap that I have to say, you're a glutton for punishment, but I suppose you can follow me on twitter or something. Newer-ish Update: For all of those who have pm'd and asked about RA - Yes, I'm still writing the story. No, I have not abandoned it. I just needed a break. A big, BIG break. Things have been interesting around here, especially regarding my procrastination issue. It's gotten really bad. We'll see how that goes, considering I have a word doc open at the moment, and I'm piddling around with my profile... Feel free to PM me any ole' time, or follow me on twitter/gchat/whatnot with questions, or drop by to kick my butt/shame me into opening the word doc I waxed poetic about up there. I'm hammondgirl pretty much everywhere. I'm thrilled that a few people have sent me lovely pm's regarding translating my stories, but I'm not interested in having any of them translated into any different languages. Thank you so much for your continued support. Robert Smith is a god. Trent Reznor can live in mah pants. |
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Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6339 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5428 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5198 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Death of Friendship by KissMyAlice reviews
There's a saying: People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Sometimes, friendships just aren't meant to last. That doesn't mean it won't hurt when it ends… AH/OOC, Alice/Bella, hurt/angst, friendship/loss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
His Hands, Her Heart by Word Ninja reviews
A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Idee Fixe by DizzyUpTheGirls reviews
If he didn't count, if everything didn't add up, something terrible would happen. Edward knew that. He knew that his sister would have a terrible accident, or the basement would suddenly flood, or his dog would run away. A short story about OCD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8984 - Favs: 8,162 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 9,508 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Great Fall by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men couldn’t put him back together again. A/U, A/H, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,162 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Silence in the Stacks by jillbetsonalice reviews
AU Edward works in a library, he leads a relatively uninteresting life...that is until Bella walks into his library one rainy Tuesday. She will change his life...the question is: Will it be for the better? I do not own these character. Stephenie Meyer doe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Collide by twi-ction reviews
AH,AU: Rated M for sexual content, language, and adult themes. When a car crash forces interaction between Edward and Bella, they change each others live forever. Can their forbidden love overcome the most terrible of antagonists, though?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,102 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 8,484 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
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Your Ambulance, My Rescue reviews
With the way she sped through her life - not paying attention at how fast things were passing her by - it was only a matter of time before she crashed. It's a good thing he arrived in an ambulance. My entry for the Love For The Unloved 2010 Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Tahoe Tanglings reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Change of Underwear reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Year, Same Bella reviews
Bella wakes up on New Year’s Day ready to fulfill her number one resolution: "Spend less time cooped up in my apartment… alone." But when everything she does on the 1st day of the New Year goes horribly wrong, will Bella's bad luck rule her entire year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Advisor reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Yellow Brick Road reviews
Edward is a lonely artist struggling to find his path. Can he find his way through his art, his ink, and his muse? My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Follow Up reviews
Alice, a nurse in a small clinic, is all set to leave for the weekend when a patient walks in just before closing. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off-guard, and leaves her flustered & nervous to see him again. AxJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Layin' Out The Meat reviews
While Bella is at the Cullen's house to help decorate for the Christmas season, she gets an unusual text message from Emmett by mistake leaving both Edward & Rosalie pissed, Alice & Jasper in hysterics, and Bella mortified. Could it get any worse? BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What She Needs reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shampoo reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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