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 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Hey, just wanted to try my hand at writing. Have been in love with the Twilight Saga, some would say irrationally obsessed, for too long now. Had this story in my head so thought I'd put it out there. There is a facebook group for The Princess and the E if anyone is interested. http://www.facebook.com/groups/241576872568433/ Yeah, I don't know if that link will work but I tried. |
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The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,619 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 8,688 - Follows: 7,903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,449 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15186 - Favs: 11,071 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4869 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And Yet So Far by LyricalKris reviews
When he found out he was a father to baby daughter, Edward had to grow up too fast. With a baby involved, nothing is ever as simple as what he wants. But after he met Bella, it always seemed like happiness was so close, and yet so far. Written for FAGE4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12254 - Favs: 7,209 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6531 - Favs: 6,941 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me How To Live by IwishEdwardwasreal reviews
Adopted son Edward moves to Forks with Emmett and their friend Jasper. There he meets a sassy confident Bella who challenges his whole outlook on life. Can their love survive evil stepsisters and the crazy world that is high school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,481 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17859 - Favs: 11,993 - Follows: 5,990 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
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Maid of, Honour? reviews
Bella can't wait for her sister to fuck off on her honeymoon so she can get back to her normal life away from Forks, trouble is, she's got to make it through the wedding first. E B, short story, no angst, just fun and fluff. All the usual suspects.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 8/5/2019
Knowing reviews
They both know, but will either one admit it? After more than two years apart can Bella and Edward find their way back to each other? Sometimes, knowing just isn't enough. Edward and Bella. Exactly 100 words per chapter, more of a writing exercise than anything else. But I like it. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and all its characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4149 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
