About Me: My name? Not getting that one that easily. I'm 32 and my line has been discontinued. I read sci-fi (don't care about "hardness", as long as the story is good), Fantasy. My favorite Authors include PTerry and Charles Stross. I give permission for anyone who reads my stories to tell me exactly what they think. Hate it? Tell me about it in detail and tell me what I did wrong and how I could improve it. I dislike it when fanfic writers disappear for months on end in the middle of a story.(Edit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) All of my favorites are also on my alert list as well. I get 1 notification a week if I am lucky. Want me to work on the next chapter of my fic? Send me a message to put a bomb under me. What I like? I like videogames, particularly games like Animal Crossing, where you play as one person and try and decorate your house/dorm and keep up the social side of things. That doesn't mean I don't play violent games. I like the Metroid series, especially the Prime sub-series.

Update 29/11/07: The 3 ideas for naruto fanfics are currently on hiatus, due to not being able to start on Protector, therefore being unable to start on Undercover. Wanderer needs Protector in order to exist, since Wanderer is set in a "What If.." AU of Protector. New idea for a Naruto Fanfic. Posted idea today. Updated the differences to the mainstream Naruto world including a list of the 9 tailed beasts I am willing to reveal.

Update 3/12/07: Posted the first 2 chapters of Backfire after working out the FanFiction.net submission system.

Update 2/9/08: Do not despair, for I am still alive. I'm just having some problems writing Backfire.

Update: 16/10/08: Minor profile work.

Update: 5/01/09: Major profile work. Let me restate this. If you think I'm taking too long to update or start ANY of my fics, PM me and find out. Also, if you want, you can take what I've written and continue writing. You might get some things that the public doesn't get to see

All of my fics are up for semi adoption. This means that you can write more of the fics I have posted. Just PM me first. I will still be writing the fics, I'd just like to see how someone else would write on my ideas. I specialize in Ideas for fics.

Update: 7/03/09: Due to not checking the account my mail is sent to, I may not have got any of the PMs or messages you may have sent me. If you wish to use any of my ideas and have asked previously, now is your chance to try again. All fics I have either written or have posted the ideas for can be adopted.

Update: 21/4/09: I am still alive. No one seems to be updating. I remind you that all of my fics are up for adoption, as well as my ideas. In fact, I challenge all Naruto fic writers to attempt writing a fic using the Aversion idea.

Update: 7/5/09: Just some minor profile tweaks.

Update: 26/8/09: Reworked some of my profile. Added idea seeds. Added a notice to Backfire.

Update: 12/6/11: Small note. Just received a review pointing out that the 8-Tails in my story is a phoenix instead of an ox with tentacles. I'd like to point out that at the time of writing, The 3 to 8 tailed beasts had not been revealed (The 3-tailed turtle-thing might have been revealed)., so fans filled in the blanks until the 9th anniversary where all the beasts and their containers were revealed. For the purposes of Backfire, Kumo only has one container (the 2-tails) and the 8-tails was willingly sealed inside a blatant OC.

Update: 18/6/11: What part of "Abandoned fic" do you not understand? Backfire is abandoned and I'm not writing any more of it. No-one has stepped up and claimed it for a re-rewrite/expansion. Also, I got a review saying "I got my facts wrong". When I went to reply, the person had taken their comment down. I know that Backfire is horribly written and has bijuu sized holes (namely, the keeper of the 8-tails and the 8-tails itself), but I don't take my toys and go home (ie: remove my stories from the site) and in return, you don't take your comments if you regret them after posting them. THINK before you press "Submit Review". Backfire was written BEFORE the 9th anniversary revealing of the containers and the bijuu.

Update: 15/4/12: Cleaned up my profile. If you want to see the idea seeds, look at chapter three of Backfire. Also, if it takes more than a minute to scroll down someones profile to get to their stories, it is too cluttered.

Update: 13/9/14: Well, been a while, huh? I've gone through a period where I didn't write much and what I did write, I didn't publish here or at all. I'm considering making a story called "Idea Seeds" which is like Naruto's Brats "Mind Farts" or Rorschach's Blots "Odd Ideas" and "What If?", where I flesh out some of my idea seeds into a single chapter in the hope that other writers will want to try their hand at writing a whole fic based on the idea, so stay tuned to this station. My fandoms have changed, I'm not that interested in One Piece or Bleach anymore. Naruto is still good though, though I much prefer the fan-derived content over Kishimoto's blatant fellatio of the Uchihas and pulling a big bad out of nowhere during the final arc with zero foreshadowing to their existence. You might see some non-Japanese fandom stuff though, like how I envisioned season 2 of Arrow to have gone during the long wait between seasons here or some videogame stuff. Cleaned up my profile, as the additions would have made the profile the kind I hate if I didn't remove stuff. Besides, the ships I have in my armada should be fairly obvious in my stories and having my ships in my profile just took up space.

Update: 26/4/17: It has been a while, huh? Well, you're in luck! I'm uploading 2 one-shots, both of them Thirteen Reasons Why drabbles. As for my fandoms, well, I went off Arrow around Season Three. Guess I invested too much in the "Realistic Green Arrow" mindset and couldn't adapt. Naruto has ended, so I MAY end up writing my Naruto Magnum Opus "One More Time Now!", which takes ideas that debuted later in the canon and brings them back to when they logically should have been introduced. Stuff like the infomation-gathering capabilities of Shadow Clones and an explanation as to why no-one bothers to question why Naruto has the last name Uzumaki and treats him like shit when at least TWO Uzumaki have had significant impacts on at least TWO Hokage. As for my "Ideas Seeds" fic, well, that was a stillborn idea. I may end up uploading my "Cliches in Naruto fanfiction" fic, which deconstructs all those lovely things fic writers take for granted.

For all those who are here because I faved one of your older stories: On 11/06/17, I discovered that I had 12 pages of alerts. This may have stemmed from a time when I would only fave fics that had finished, not accounting for the fact that they might be abandoned or the author might have left the site or died. The stories that I could bear reading because they were properly formatted and spelled correctly were faved so that I may have something else to read when I go looking through my faved stories. If you are reading this and I have faved a fic that was left incomplete, please consider either continuing the fic or formally putting it up for adoption. I know what it's like to have someone fave one of your stories that you might feel ashamed of, possibly not being able to read it without cringing. I also ask that you don't just up and delete these sources of embarrassment. You might not be able to enjoy it, but others do. Sometimes, I like to read fics from when less of the Naruto world was pinned down, as they tend to contain things that would cause fan-rage if you tried doing them now (Like a female Kyuubi or saying that Naruto is the first and last host/prison of the Nine-Tails).

My stance on adopting idea seeds/abandoned fics: Go for it! I'm not the kind of person who would pull "ORIGINAL CONCEPT: DO NOT STEAL" when it comes to fanfiction. Fanfiction is already on shaky ground legally (Look at Anne Rice and Robin Hobb's stances on fanfiction of their works), so we as a community don't have the right to pull that kind of stunt on each other. If you want to use one of my ideas, as I said earlier, go for it! All I ask is that you tell me that you are doing so, so I can see what you are doing with my ideas and offer feedback/further ideas for the fic. You use my idea, you will have at least one reader and isn't that what we as writers want, someone to read what we are putting out there?

Subaru and Tsukasa are still together, even after 10 years! Yuri fans, rejoice!

Hinata: "THESE HANDS OF MINE GLOW WITH AN AWESOME POWER! THEIR LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO TAKE VICTORY INTO MY HANDS! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE!"

flash of Naruto cheering Hinata on in the Chuunin Exams

Hinata:"MY ANGER!"

Flash of Neji writhing on the ground, clutching his head.

Hinata: "AND ALL OF MY SORROW!"

Flash of Hinatas mother dead in childbirth

Hinata: "GENTLE STEP: TWIN LION FIST!"

When no one was looking,

Minato Namikaze killed 1000 Iwa Ninja in 30 seconds

That's as many as 100 tens

And that's terrible