IMPORTANT: If you want to read any of my new stories please got to http://www.fanfiction.ws/~tortallanrenegade I have switched accounts and am deciding what to do with this one - all unfinished stories are officaly ON HOLD (If I decide to discontinue Deceit and Betrayal I will post a chapter with the plot overview so you'll know what was going to happen anyway)

(Note: I have recently changed my penname from xXBeetle Of DestinyXx to just The Beetle. Sorry for any confusion =D) Also, if you want to read any of my older Artemis Fowl fics that have not been completed on here, then go to this page: http:///fanfiction/viewuser.php?uid=164

Name: Jess but no 'Jessie' (blergh, cute nicknames)

Age: 16-ish (Not giving it away or anything!) My birthday is the 6th of March

Country: Australia! (that large piece of land on the other side of the world)

Note: My old fics are old so they aren't the same as the stuff that I'm writing right now - these include all of the Artemis Fowl ones and most of the Tamora Pierce stuff. I am tempted to take them down, but I won't.

Favourite things: Horses! (I love horses, you should see my room-the walls are completely covered with them) Anything to do with medieval stuff, bows and arrows (I do actually know how to shoot a bow and get a bulls-eye, so flamers better look out), knights, sorcerers, dragons, unicorns, phoenixs, centaurs and other mythalogical beasts. Aswell as Fan fics and BOOKS of course!

Books: Anything by Tamora Pierce, the Artemis Fowl series, Eragon/Inheritance Trilogy-now known as the cycle (but only to laugh at them, the second book is especially LOL-worthy), the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter (the merchandise has gone slightly over the top in my opinion but its still okay). I also read Matthew Reilly (very violent books - love 'em but it was really sad about Scarecrow and Gant) and most recently Maximum Ride and the Twilight series (OMG, it's really bad now that I read it over again - what the hell was my little fangirl mind thinking?) Pride and Prejudice as well as a lot of manga such as School Rumble, Battle Angel Alita and Oh! My Goddess.

TV: Robin Hood (the BBC series although its getting a little strange lately), Doctor Who (both the old series and the new), Torchwood (just for Jack), Thunderbirds (like the old series, don't like the movie) Stargate (its a little over done but its still good and now that they've stopped making the SG-1 series so there's only Atlantis left), House (love the scarcasm, hate the interns and all the "neighbours" and "Home and Away drama that's going on now), Delilah and Julius (blame my sister!), Captain Scarlet (blame my Dad this time ), Noein (anime, but I forgot to watch it a few times and now it's gone off), Long Way Round, Mythbusters (Love those guys!), Futurama, Supernatural (although I don't have the time to watch the new season), Smallville and TOP GEAR!! Hana Kimi (both the Jap version and the Taiwanese), Romantic Princess, Dexter, Hana Yori Dango, Bones, some CSI and NCIS, Being Human, SANCTUARY!

Absolutely hate: Big Brother (The TV show) and I also don't like Simpsons repeats (it was alright when I was watching the episodes for the first time, or even the second, but the eigth-no thanks!)

Movies: Bridge to Terabithia (Its so sad, both my friend and I were crying by the end!), Pirates of the Caribbean (love the movies but one of my friends is obssessed with Jack Sparrow and she paired everyone off with the characters - I ended up with Captain Barbossa), Moulin Rouge (love it! Its so sad yet so funny, the only thing that was a little strange was Ewan Mcgregor so I kept picturing Obi Wan Kenobi in there and that totally spoils it! I love the songs from it and I think my favourite scene is where they are inside the elephant thing and they have to go impromtu - I was cracking up so bad!), Hot Fuzz (That had me in hysterics and now I want it on DVD), Sean of the Dead (Not as good as Hot Fuzz but still worth it), Howl's Moving Castle, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Porco Rosso, Spirited Away (all studio Ghibli movies really) and I am really looking forward to some movies that are in-production such as New Moon and Maximum Ride.

Video Games I'm Playing: Animal Crossing Wild World (I have to steal my sisters DS to play though!), Dogs Life on PS2 (quite fun but it gets really hard towards the end), Harry Potter 2&3 on PS2 (I've finished both of them!), Simpsons Hit and Run on PS2 (Road Rage!!) Kingdom Hearts (Stuck a little at the moment!) and Sing Star (although I have the volume down really, really low so that I cant hear myself)

Music: EVERYTHING - seriously =D

Favourite pairings:

Numair-Daine (Best pairing ever, although alot of people say he's too old for her, I don't think that matters!)

Kel-Dom (I've only just finished reading Lady Knight and everyone on has converted me to KD!)

Alanna-George (Love those two but there aren't enough FF's on them, I plan to write a few in the holidays)

Aly-Nawat (My god is Nawat cute!...That was such an unlike-me thing to say but its about the only thing that fits!)

Beka-Rosto (Has to be one of my all time favourites and there aren't enough fics about them either (I plan to fix that soon), can't wait to see what Tammy has planned for them!-although it will probably be something rather mean)

Vinyaya-Root (I think that they would have been good together if Root could lower his blood pressure a bit, oh, and if he didn't die, T.T)

Holly-Trouble (Cute!-again, very unlike me so I blame all the other fan ficers-Love it!)

Foaly-Caballine (He deserves a girlfriend and it will probably do him good to have someone to keep him in line )

Jack-Gwen (Torchwood, nobody kill me)

Janto

Jawento

Edward-Bella (let's just state the obvious here xD, I think that they were the best in Twilight and Eclipse)

Alice-Jasper (love it)

Carlisle-Esme (...same as above)

Jacob-oc (not Renesmee)

Leah-Jacob Blackwater

Fang-Max (Yep, that ones pretty obvious too, but I think that if Ari wasn't Max's brother then I would probably like that better )

Least Favourite pairings: Artemis-Holly (But if its a good fic I don't mind it-If I ever need a break from writing H/T-which I'm not saying I ever will so please don't kill me-I may end up writing something A/H) Alanna-Jon. Oh, and Jacob-Bella, because she can't have everyone and Jake's the only one who still has the slightest bit of his commonsense left.

Stuff that I plan to write:

My muse seems to have run away and taken everything but the plot bunnies with it.

In-progress...

Shattered Sanctuary (was formerly known as New Hope) basically a KD fic set after Lady Knight which I am writing at the moment and I now have the plot all planned out! On permanent HIATUS for a while (a long, long, long, long, long while)

Matters of the Heart Deleted

-Jess-

P.S If you have found this link from my blog then that probably means that you are from my ATP class, if so, please don't read the stories unless you want to be scared (or scarred)

Guess what's next...The copy and paste section!! (or more commonly known as community plagiarism )

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When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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