Jarlaxle Baenre
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Joined 01-21-06, id: 975185, Profile Updated: 05-25-10
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Forgotten Realms, Inkheart, Misc. Books, Artemis Fowl, Shakespeare, Phantom of the Opera, Inheritance Cycle, Charles Dickens, Star Wars, Orson Scott Card, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Every few months, I'm surprised by an email in my inbox from FanFiction.net. Even though I haven't posted or updated anything in about two years, someone occasionally reviews one of my stories or adds it to his Favorite/Alert list. I'm currently working on other projects, but there are stories on here that I would like someday to finish, and I might come back to them at some point in the future. I still love writing, and the books that gave life to these fics are still dear to my heart. I would just like to thank those who continue to read and leave reviews, even though the author has disappeared. But check back occasionally--you never know when I might pop up again.

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Echoes Of The Past by Christina B reviews
When a new dark Jedi threatens the safety of the New Republic, Luke must call on an old friend for assistance. AU, SiriWan, Han & Leia, Luke & Mara Now Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nouda's Revenge by ano-nimmus reviews
How do we know Nouda is gone? Nathaniel's come back in the most unexpected way. Kitty roams the world. Bartimaeus wonders. Now they must defeat Nouda once and for all. Chapter 15 is OUT! Please read and review.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,557 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006
Doubting by Conscience's Coward reviews
A letter from Horatio, to Hamlet, soon after the events of the play.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008
Godson by Marpessa reviews
Harry's thoughts as he holds his Godson, Teddy Lupin, for the first time. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
The World of Men by Vilwarin reviews
Aragorn, aged twenty, leaves Rivendell to return to his own people. In the Angle, he must cope with loss, high expectations and his new family in order to form a new life. Features Halbarad and the Dúnedain as well as the population of Rivendell
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Aragorn, Elrohir
Filigree and Roses by Lindri Night reviews
The first and far inferior version of my magnum opus, Costumes and Filigree, where Erik wins, and Raoul dies. It's such a completely different story than my rewrite that I don't want to take it down...but read the other one instead!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,135 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Dies Veritas by AKAtheCentimetre reviews
21 year old Teddy R. Lupin sets out to discover that which was stolen from him. TeddyVictoire, RemusTonks. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The End by The Infamous Wootermelon reviews
It’s the moment of truth. Everything relies on the outcome of this final battle. If they had breath to spare, everybody would be holding it, crossing their fingers and hoping that the side they bet on wins… HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Thank You by distorted realities reviews
CHAPTER 3! UPDATED AFTER 1.5 YEAR HIATUS! I’ll warn you. This involves main character death no, not Harry, but they’ve been dead for a while. Sometimes grief takes a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Hermione G.
The Secret Diary of Foaly the Centaur by Artemis-Fowl.com reviews
A nice blend of comedy and drama, where Foaly visits Julius Root's memorial, and is always finding ways of annoying Ark Sool. Ark Sool is found to be in league with Koboi...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Foaly
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Son of Kings reviews
Andrin, son of Andrith, will one day inherit the throne of the reunited kingdoms of Gondor and Arnor. But others have malicious designs that neither he nor his father suspect... T for battle scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,276 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
Lily's Eyes reviews
Songfic: Lily's Eyes from The Secret Garden. Someone saw himself reflected in their depths, but never noticed, never heeded...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Wicked Witch of the West reviews
A piece of Wicked the musical... in story form. Mostly follows the script. It's a oneshot for now, but I might extend it.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord of Darkness reviews
Harry is turning seventeen... what does his seventh year in the world of magic hold in store for him? He must find the remaining Horcruxes and defeat He Who Must Not Be Named... or else. Gets better in later chapters, 'cause my writing's improved... a ton
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 117,926 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
All Hallows' Eve reviews
One fateful night...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Seven Days reviews
Post Shadow of the Giant. Petra still grieves for Bean, but is it possible she could love someone else? What if she and the great Hegemon whom once she hated were thrown together in a fix? Summary sucks, but I promise the story is better. PetraPeter.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2007
Rain reviews
Song fic with A Little Fall of Rain from Les Miserables. It has all culminated in a final battle between the People and the Mudmen, and it has come to this... Character death, HollyTrouble, and AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Love, Father reviews
Poem, based mostly on the movie. Denethor loved Boromir, never his brother... Faramir's point of view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Faramir - Complete
Out, Out, Brief Candle! reviews
Trouble mourns Holly's death in a hundred word drabble... Implied character death, obviously, AU, obviously, with a MacBeth theme to it, obviously.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Trouble K. - Complete
Isildur's Heir reviews
Drabble... exactly a hundred words. From Aragorn's point of view. Kind of movieish. This conflict isn't shown nearly as much in the book as it is in the movie, but I love it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
Et tu, Brute? reviews
Drabble exactly a hundred words. Marcus Brutus cannot escape the guilt that plagues him...
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Imperfect reviews
Galbatorix is defeated, and has been for several years. And Eragon has a daughter and a wife who is NOT Arya because I hate the AryaEragon romance. Oneshot poem.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Galactic Adventure reviews
Post Opal Deception. Opal Koboi has once again vanished without a trace. It is up to our motley crew of miscreants, LEP officers, and the occasional Mud Boy to save the world once more... HollyTrouble... how can you not? Finally complete!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Memories Linger reviews
Siriwan... they couldn't be together, and then she left the Jedi. But do memories go away? Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
What Say You? reviews
Reclaim your honor, mighty men of Dunharrow. Rise up and fulfill your oath. And then I will set you free.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
Someone reviews
Yes, another TOTC. Another poem. Little Lucie remembers someone... someone like her father in appearnce, but so different in spirit.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
For Her reviews
[A Tale of Two Cities] He did it for Lucie...
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Blood Brothers reviews
A poem. They share the same lineage, but nothing else binds them.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
If I Can't Love Her reviews
Songfic: Phantom of the Opera with song from Beauty and the Beast. Erik was not born evil, and because the world made him the way he is, he is forbidden to love... oneshot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Erik - Complete
Starless Night reviews
[MacBeth] A king is murdered by one he believes a true friend and loyal companion... the last moments of Duncan's life. Oneshot.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
James Potter reviews
James has fallen in love with Lily... to use a horribly overused cliche... at first sight. He would try to marry her at age eleven, except for one problem. Lily doesn't exactly like him back. I changed the title, because it wasn't quite matching the story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - James P.
You Taught Me Love reviews
Seer and the Sword: What does Landen feel as he watches Torina drift away from him and fall in love with Vesputo?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Bringer of Death reviews
Farid thinks he is to blame... warning: Inkspell spoilers enclosed!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Lavender Eyes reviews
In the eyes of the drow...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Thrice Denied reviews
One shot. Lily and James' final moments in their duel against the Dark Lord come alive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Here at the end of all things reviews
What does Frodo feel as he stands over the fire of Mount Doom, with Sam standing behind him? Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Painted Black reviews
One shot... Sirius spent twelve years in Azkaban for a crime which he did not committ. Read as the tale of that one fateful Hallow's Eve unfolds...Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete