.::COMPLETE::. Ever wondered what the fairy language at the bottom of the books said? Well, now you can know, because I was sooo bored one day that I worked it out. This is what they said:

AU Post-TLC Artemis has already discovered the price of his actions, but the question remains what will he have to pay with. Artemis/Holly Companion piece to Price.

Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.

The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.

Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.

Seth imprints on Max, a girl he finds, kicking her car, on the freeway. He'll get her to La Push eventually... if Jake ever gets a tow truck up to them... but what other trouble will she bring? T for Language... ... Seth/OC, Leah/OC in the middle...

Formerly 'Past And Present' Almost two years after the war Alicia finally seems to move on after breaking up with love of her life. But then George shows up on her doostep, saying that he wants her back ... What will she do?...Caution, story includes SPOILERS!

- All Logan could remember were those times she'd been waiting for him and he'd blown her off, thinking he could make it up, thinking he'd had time. Thinking he'd rather be with Jean. - Rogue is dying and Logan has to confront the choices he's made. Rogan

A bunch of short, drabble-like oneshots. FLUFF! Ten/Rose

Trouble Kelp's death has been faked by Mud Men looking for a fairy to activate the magic of the first human-fairy hybid. Will Trouble ever escape? Will Holly ever see him again? Warning: Angst in the later chapters and heavy abuse. HxT all the way.

Elizabeth will be the death of him, but he thinks perhaps he is already condemned. Four part fic, going from pre-CotBP through to AWE, through the eyes of James Norrington.

Rose asks Jack and his ability to "dance". The Doctor isn't amused by their conversation. Set about a month after "The Doctor Dances" NinexRose with the beginnings of NinexRosexJack if you squint.

Spike and Buffy have one last night before the Hellmouth opens and the First Evil must be faced. Oneshot - canon verse.

The newly created human Doctor discovers a rather brilliant human experience.

There are some things he can't always make better... and sadly, Rose might be one of them. -- A Tenth Doctor and Rose short story. Directly after The Age of Steel --

Directly Post Journey's End. Rose tries to accept this new and human Doctor but struggles with the memory of his other self. There are some things we can't forget, shouldn't forget. Happy ending. Human Doctor/Rose.

Sometimes to get back what is lost...we must fight. A 10/Rose fic. Reviews are love and make us want to keep working on the giant labor of shipper love that ‘The Game’ has become. Like us? We’d really love to know. Love us? We take payments in cookies.

He comes when it’s raining. You hear his deep breathing and the soft dripping of his rain drenched clothes, and your chest tightens, not knowing who is there. And then the voice of an angel calls your name.

STOLEN EARTH All the things, small and big, he should have done and said before ….all the things he had missed… And suddenly, before he knew it, he was running.

The Doctor thinks of those little moments that made him fall for Rose

All is not well. George uses work and Firewhisky to cope with Fred's death until a drink with a friend leads to something that dulls pain better than alcohol. Emotionally torn by grief, he struggles to allow Alicia into his life. And then comes baby . . .

Because after all, fairies don't age the same way as humans. Complete.

An Angeline vignette, madness has many causes. The spelling in the title is deliberate.

“I ruin lives, James. You wouldn’t believe it, but I’ve ruined yours too.” In a heartbeat, my feet are on the floor and I’m closing the gap between his arm holding the envelope and myself. “And hers.” L/J, AU, OOC.

Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks move their relationship to the next level quite by accident on a rainy night.

Yet in any case, she couldn’t help but think that life… Life truly was... - Tonks seems to have some difficulties describing her life as a mother and wife. But honestly speaking, she already knows the perfect word... R/T One-Shot; set on Christmas Eve

The ground is always down, and the sky is always up. That's not what he has trouble understanding.

A story which details just exactly what desperation will drive Hermione Granger to do.

Haven is a totalitarian police state, the LEP the force keeping the dictator's regime in place. Uncooperative Holly has been thrown in prison, and Artemis has been the test recipient of the new, permanent mindwipe, which has left him suicidal.

Mrs Fowl forces five year old Artemis into having his picture taken with Santa Clause, Artemis is of course repulsed by the idea, he doesn't believe in Santa after all. However, the Mall Santa changes that.

Much wants to know why Djaq and Will are collecting honey in December...and where Robin is going on his long walks. It's just one of THOSE days...DjaqWill, RobinMarian, please R&R

She no longer cares about making it out alive. All she can think, breath, drink, and consume is her need to finally figure him out. Because Draco Malfoy is an equation that needs to be solved. And Hermione Granger won’t rest until she’s received full mark

A tale of lust and love. Of revenge and redemption. Of wrath and war. Things aren't always what they seem, making deception a most dangerous thing.

Snape and Lily were friends. Best friends. But he lost Lily. To James. A tale of a handsome marauder, a redhaired beauty, and a greasy Slytherin who got left behind. JPxLE

Every superpower comes with a weakness. Every weakness is different. [AH]

Holly's been having a horrible day so Trouble tries to cheer her up. However, everything goes terribly wrong and now someone's after Holly. She needs all the help she can get from her friends to find out what's happening. Post TLC HollyxTrouble

A boy genius, an elf, a dwarf, a pro wrestler and a centaur all walk into a bar... Artemis, Holly and Mulch have been gallivanting around town in an ignorant bliss, but now something evil is coming. Is it a new foe, or one they had thought long defeated?

The Satanic Skulls is a fairy gang that lurks in the back alleys of downtown Haven. Commander Trouble Kelp must find and shut them down before he gets burried in too deep. But will he kill the gang or will the gang kill him?

Love is a work of art.

A Doctor Who Mighty Boosh Crossover. What is Bob Fossil up to and can The Doctor Help Howard and Vince figure it out?

Remus is met the night he returns to his wife. Tonks' POV. DH SPOILERS. You have been warned.

Norribeth. JamesElizabeth. DMC oneshot. Missing scenes, focusing on Norrington and Elizabeth from when she discovers him in Tortuga, their time aboard the Pearl, until the Isle Cruces. James lets her control him, as he always has.

Song fic with A Little Fall of Rain from Les Miserables. It has all culminated in a final battle between the People and the Mudmen, and it has come to this... Character death, HollyTrouble, and AU

Lily and the Marauders get involved in a game of witches' Truth or Dare. JL

Parvarti and Lavender are playing truth or dare and beg Hermione to join. She does and decides that she's made a mistake the minute she chooses dare.

The usual Rum Island event and its aftermath, but this one is completely unlike the others I've read here. Please R&R

How did Jack meet AnaMaria? Who were the rum runners who rescued him ten years before? How much does Jack exaggerate his tales?

Prague - An angry mob attacks and tortures Drusilla and a distraught Spike finds her...