Divine mistake or godly entertainment, it might be more entertaining for Gin Freecs if she wasn't the one being played around. Because if there's one thing this cruel world teaches, it was self-preservation. Unfortunately, she just can't seem to get her head around it. (Rated M for profanities, deaths and Hisoka. Unedited - read at your own risk)

"Fearsome monsters.. Exotic creatures... Vast riches... Hidden treasures... Evil enclaves... The word "unknown" holds magic. And some incredible people are drawn to that magic. They are known... as Hunters!" We all know those words...everyone except James Hartford. Trapped in a world he has no knowledge of, he fights to survive as he learns what it takes to be a Hunter! OC/SI

There is a saying, back where I came from. "Tragedy is an exhibition of the shattered form of beautiful things." Reincarnation!SI-based-OC Set around the period of the Third Shinobi War. Eventual canon-divergence!AU.

While playing 'Pokémon GO', Lucy accidentally put herself in harm's way. Luckily, a pink haired boy saved her just in time. A 'thank you' lunch helped spark their new friendship, but Lucy didn't realize the boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won't be scared away so easily. High School AU. Angst/Drama/Fluff *Reediting: 14/94*

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun? SI/OC

Due to war, Sakura is left orphaned along with her two adopted sisters, Hinata and Ino. They seek work and aid in Konoha, only to land themselves a job working as maids for the Uchihas. Meanwhile, Itachi is soon to take over the clan and needs a wife. Mikoto believes it's time to play match-maker and Sakura's her target! Trouble awaits as Sakura's mysterious past is slowly revealed

Skylar was a typical 17 year old girl. She was normal. Only normal. Then why had this all happened to her! "Every time I fall asleep in a place I'm not supposed to...I get sent into the Naruto world?" And the only way to get back...is to be killed. Well, apparently it was a good thing, then, that she dropped into the Akatsuki base each time.

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

A magician reborn, what illusion will she perform next? "Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourself, for I am about to perform the biggest magic trick of all. To change the plot." OC. AU.

"Nee-chan, why?" In her old life, she did everything to survive "Foolish Otouto" In her new life, she will do anything to protect the ones she love "To test the limit of my abilities" Even if it meant having to suffer the consequences that wasn't for her to originally bear "Protect Konoha. Protect everyone. Protect Sasuke for me, Itachi". Like her name, she will endure. SI OC

Levi gets a random message one day from an unknown number. 2 weeks after their initial exchange Levi and 'Brat' gradually get to know one another. It's exciting and terrifying at the same time. However, Levi doesn't want to scare the kid off by revealing his age. He begins letting his guard down and hopes that the kid doesn't freak out when Levi finally reveals who he really is.

Berserk. Out of control with anger. This is what Natsu was born to be. A warrior soaked in blood. A murderer. This is what Pergrande turned him into. Taken at a young age by the King, Natsu is a soldier of the Royal Army, a creature of rage and violence—a weapon. Lucy is a thief from Fiore with a price on her head and magic in her blood.

In a world that knows nothing of magic, there's a hidden society of people with incredible abilities. After joining the Fairy Tail guild and partnering with a crazy pyromaniac by the name of Natsu Dragneel as well as his flying blue cat, Lucy Heartfilia begins to learn that everyone has secrets - some of which even lie within her own family - and that nothing is ever as it seems.

Uchiha Masaru is a normal boy who wanted to become a ninja with his twin sister Akari. He didn't know he'd witness a bloody massacre and become one of the last Uchiha. He didn't know his first friend would have the power to change the world. He has no idea there's a world where he and Akari don't exist. But in this one they do, and their existence creates unimaginable ripples.

Unwanted. Overlooked. Ignored. She grew in her brothers' shadows unchecked—and when they finally noticed, she'd become wild and unstoppable as a weed. (SI OC fic; Moved to AO3)

Sometimes you meet people in really unpredictable ways. Sometimes its the best thing to ever happen to you. Kisame/Itachi, KisaIta

Izuku hadn't been aware that unbidden praise from Kacchan would have such an effect on his composure, but after a compliment or two from Kacchan, he sure knows now! Izuku's not sure his heart (or self control) can take it if Kacchan keeps being so nice.

Izuku was two years older than Katsuki, yet despite that he had taken it upon himself to protect the older, quirkless boy. After all, how else was he to impress his future husband? But then he gets to UA and finds Izuku is there as well – as the top student and All Might's own protégé.

The plan was simple. Pass the Hunter Exam, get my license, hunt down a certain asshole, beat up said asshole, and drag that asshole back home... But I guess I should've known better. I really should have known that not everything would go according to plan. (OC based story; Cover Image by Nyonyokun)

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

Sitting on a bench after being told by Sasuke-kun that she's annoying, Sakura thinks that it's the worst day of her life. Lying in the hospital wanting to hurl from heat suppressants later that day and grappling with the revelation that she's an omega, Sakura knows that it's the worst day of her life. (ABO, extremely slow build) (cover image by underscoreasta) (mirror from AO3)

When one is reincarnated, one might expect to be reincarnated as a human, if one expects anything. That was not the case for me. I spent my second life as a bear. That had upsides and downsides, but I'd give it an 8 out of 10, would do it again. SI-OC, Warring-Clans-Era, Rated M for violence and adult themes

Her first encounter with him was when she was just twelve years old, on a mission gone wrong. He saved her team. Since then, Sakura had crossed paths with him a handful of times and each time, he seemed to be protecting her. Who was this man? What did he want with her?

Even the darkest night gives way to dawn eventually.

Nagase Kiyo. Former college student, part-time dish-washer; also the very unfortunate victim of a very fatal traffic accident. Currently the resident river kami of a small stream in the middle of nowhere. Or rather, as it turns out… "Damn you, Kishimoto. Shinobi world my ass!" [OC, Spirit!AU, Very AU]

The elf-dork and the shark-dork have lots of emotional pining issues while lizalfos politics run interference.

On Earth I lived as Magdalena, a girl with a professor mother and a violinist father, blessed with a musical mind. When I fell asleep, and the family with the dark hair and dark eyes woke into existence, I lived as Uchiha Sasuke. SI/OC of a young music prodigy that has recurring dreams of living as Sasuke in the Elemental Nations.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

I knew going to the party would end in disaster. Why does no one ever listen to me? Not to mention that I've picked up eight new guests who won't leave me alone. I mean, come on! This is just Not my week. -Being Rewritten Under a New Name: The Complexities of a Cat's Curiosity-

Terror and tragedy strikes all in one, the past living in the present. Something sinister is in play when young Sarada finds a chilling children's storybook in her and Uncle Itachi's home.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

The trials determine which of fifteen suitors will become the next king of Fiore and the husband of the born heir through a series of tasks and events, both physical and intellectual, as well as emotional. Never had anyone expected to see a demon compete. Nalu AU.

[AU. KisaIta] Ever since I turned thirteen, my parents have been coaching me for the day I finally meet the perfect woman. At the time, I didn't know what to do with such information. Who knew that, fourteen years later, it would get the opportunity to use it? My only question is: does the same apply to a man? (currently under mild revision/editing)

"A fated destiny... To be honest, I'd rather not." Though this world had a lot of fascinating things, a soulmate was something that he could do without. The whole thing just seemed so troublesome. (There's a spinning compass on his wrist and an ache deep in his bones, but Tadashi refuses to let that stop him. Not now, when he can finally start over.) [Soulmate AU, SI/OC]

Itachi has difficulty raising his brother after their parents' deaths - especially on the scariest night of the year. But he and his Akatsuki friends will have something more fiendish to deal with besides the misbehaving Sasuke, Naruto and their cohorts. Modern AU.

Step 1. Set Itachi up with Big Hulking Shark Guy; Step 2. Let their parents lose their shit over that; Step 3. Calmly tell them, "by the way — meet the nice, normal, tattoo-less guy I'm dating. Just ignore the fact that he's Naruto." SasuNaru, KisaIta, Modern AU.

Marionette is a young woman who has been given a second birth-as a puppet. Sasori's puppet to be exact. And now she must learn how to function with her new body as a human puppet and a weapon for Sasori. SasorixOC

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Tenzō is being haunted.

Itachi reincarnates into his child body. He doesn't remember himself to be this ugly nor his cousin being an idiot. Since when has his life become this mundane and chaotic? Mild ShiIta, Mild KakaIta and mostly KisaIta. Background Shisui/Tenzou Edit Jan. 2017: Rated M because there's definitely some smut in here.

My hand at doing a Akatsuki gone Kitties stories...enjoy!

Uchiha Itachi is an indomitable man, one who has never submitted to anyone, nor does he ever plan to. However, Kisame can be a very convincing man when he wants to be.

She doesn't need a rhyme or a reason... and besides. It's all worth it just for that expression when he walks in.

Deidara doesn't live the life of a saint. He knows how cold the world can be, how malicious a person can become, and he's suffering firsthand a heinous act from two people meant to be his allies. How does Deidara win a game dealt so strongly against him? With anger, determination, and perhaps someone with a little more experience.

I never wanted to be an eye. Least of all Itachi's. SI OC Three-shot. A new take on the SI premise. Canon compatible.

He was an international criminal. She was a federal agent. And she wanted nothing more than to arrest him - or shoot him - if only he would stop providing her leads to more desirable criminals first. MadaSaku. Rated T.

The Sharingan Masquerade was considered by almost everyone to be the grandest Halloween celebration in Chicago. Izuna had gone out of curiosity. He never expected to discover that supernatural beings had successfully been masquerading as humans for thousands of years or to fall in love. He fell in love with Madara Uchiha. The vampire who had been his brother in Izuna's past life.

The freedom of True Love is not always just a happy way to end a fairy tale. Sometimes, it may be the solution you never thought possible. Princess!Lucy and Dragon!Natsu AU. Nalu Lovefest Day 2: Bite

Tobirama doesn't give a damn about gender roles and gender-assigned clothing. Madara really, really doesn't mind. (Or, Tobirama in thigh-highs and heels. Madara's a fan.)

It had all been a silly game. They were drunk, what can they say? But being in a public area at the late, late hours of the night, drunk, no less, could not end well for these two kunoichi. "Hey, Sakura, let's play a game!" "What kind of game, Ino?" In hindsight commemorating her ANBU status a day before being placed had perhaps not been the best idea. ItaxSaku ShishXIno Three-shot

The Akatsuki are turned into tiny furballs and some how end up in our world, only to be discovered by a teenage girl and her wacky friends.

Part one of Catching Bullets. The picture is old and worn, colors a little faded and edges a little bent. It only takes one glance to recognize the man in the center of the photograph, even though Shisui has never actually seen him before.

Tobirama has long since resigned himself to the fact that all Uchiha are at least mildly insane, but this is a new low. And to think, he'd considered Kagami to be one of the level-headed ones.

Between capturing bijuu and manipulating people from the shadows, Obito has taken up on a new hobby since he deflected from his village- people watching. More specifically, Kakashi watching. Yet sometimes 'look but don't touch' can be a lot harder than you'd expect. ObiKaka YAOI

Obito has had a bad day, and is not in the mood. Kakashi calls Obito a loser one too many times, so the darkhaired boy decides to teach him that the rule of not messing with an Uchiha applies even for him. ObiKaka

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Uchiha Obito has issues. It's not his fault, really. Anyone would go crazy if they had to deal with the Akatsuki and the Uchiha Clan. He's just doing the best he can. Or, the one where Obito is in therapy. And maybe falls in love with his therapist. Modern AU

He had always been there for her. In her darkest of moments, through thick and thin, he was her light, her anchor, her protector; her beloved friend. But now…now he has become her worst nightmare, and only she can help him. (Natsu/Lucy, END!Natsu, Avatar/Albareth War Arc's) *SECOND STORY ARC ADDED/COMPLETED*

Maybe you'll laugh when the story's told, or write it off as a fairy tale. It couldn't possibly be true. I mean, how could it? But every word is true, all of it. This is a story about one family; a determined mother, a half-wolf father, and two very different children.

Kisame is a big kid. Itachi is a little kid. Kisame has a lot of friends. Itachi doesn't have any. Kisame wants to be Itachi's friend. [AU. KisaIta. Elementary school romance]

Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan

Sakura always dreamed of having Christmas with her boys, and now her wish has come true, being able to spend it in the Uchiha household. But Sasuke doesn't like Christmas, and only Itachi can help him. It looks like it's all up to Sakura to make it work!

An alternate imagining of the time Kisame and Itachi snuck into Konoha for the first time in Shippuden. Kisame and Itachi are in the dango place and Kisame gets turned on watching Itachi eat his, so he gets a genius idea which involves a broom cupboard and a lot of smut. Oneshot, PwP. Lemon. KisaIta. Dirty talk. Oral fixation.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

[AU. KisaIta. Fluff] In the event of a tropical storm, Kisame convinces Itachi to stay the night at his apartment which becomes an attempt to rekindle the sparks of a forgotten romance.

Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck

Being sheltered against her will for years, Lacey longs for freedom, a chance at life, anything. She may just have received her wish, but when does it become too much? When do you say enough? Rated T for seafety Don't own this story. Original by Animemadess101 on Quotev! The picture is taken from the author's page on Quotev, so it's not mine!

What would you do if a random red-eyed ninja guy suddenly appeared in your living room one day and threatened you with a butter knife? I thought I went crazy. It wasn't until later that I learned he was Madara Uchiha, the main antagonist of "Naruto". So why did I end up falling for him, even though I knew he would never so much as glance at me? M for language and implied themes

The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.

'When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points.' -Kacey Musgraves - Modern Realistic AU Featuring KakuHi, & KisaIta. Slow plot progression and character development. Graphic(ish) MxM action in later chapters.

When it's all over, Madara has the chance to try to make better choices – trying again and again until he gets them right. What he missed in life, he can now make up for in death.

Recently, Itachi had been running out of ways to make Kisame angry. Why does Itachi want to make Kisame angry you ask? It's simple; hard, rough, angry sex. And Kisame, he knows just how to do it best. PWP.

"He was the leader of an elite criminal organisation hellbent on taking over the world, why couldn't he get a stupid lump of clay to resemble a darn bird?" Poor Deidara just wanted a peaceful day, Tobi wants to make a bird. DeiTobi. Short, sweet, and moderately fluffy.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

(Complete) One reincarnation unwisely decides to publish the stories of several villains in the form of fairy tales. Unfortunately, not just children take notice. Cast: most Akatsuki members, shady Konoha shinobi, OCs, and a pseudo-SI. (don't copy to another site)

"So you want me to deal with you, Uchiha?" Sasuke and Naruto were completely different people behind closed doors. They had a side of themselves they could only show to each other; Naruto loved to control Sasuke, and Sasuke wouldn't deny wanting it. He could push Naruto just over the edge if it meant being punished. NaruSasu

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

It's Halloween! And Tobi's dear friend Sayomi decides to go and buy him some candy to celebrate, but candy's not all that he wants...

When Naruto had followed Sasuke after class one day, he'd never expected to wind up abducted and trapped with him. Their friends are worried, but when the only cop they can trust runs into trouble of his own; what can they do? Outwit the kidnapper, of course. Hopefully they succeed before anything... interesting...happens... Contains yaoi AND LEMONS. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei

"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS

"Y'know, Sasuke… You're always such an arrogant little jerk." Suigetsu was sick of Sasuke's cocky attitude. "Someone ought to put you in your place." Knocking the Uchiha down a few pegs wouldn't hurt. "Right, and how exactly would someone do that?" Curiosity killed the cat. Or in this case, got Sasuke pinned against a tree. "Ready to find out?"

A thoughtless life of work, eat, sleep. That was it for Kisame, life had nothing more to offer, or so he thought. One day a mysterious stranger gifted him a box filled with repressed memories in the dead of night, setting him off on a tiring quest to find the loved one he lost. Giving him an unexpected second chance at happiness. Rated M for explicit sexual scenes and sadness.

Sasori died, Deidara moved on, and got a new partner. In a new life that wasn't supposed to be: Sasori gets sealed off edo tensei, Deidara gets upset, and meets the person behind the mask of "Tobi". (History repeats itself in absurd ways.)

When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.

Umi Musume has a secret and a goal. What happens when the Akatsuki put a delay in her plan? What happens when she falls for 'Fish boy? Who's the man with the X scar? Kisame/OC story. Rated M for Language, detailed scenes both sexual and non . I'm being serious with this story. NO Mary-sue I promise. Sequel now up!

She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC

After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru

The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.

Seasons come, season go. People are born, people grow. But what happens when our loves ones change to such a point where we think we can't recognize them? KisaIta

Two pairs of eyes met, and there was no fear between them. Fem!Kisa/Fem!Ita.

How long had these feelings been building. When did start letting the Uchiha be in charge of everything? Was it during that exchange of power that he fell in love? WARNING: YAOI/KisaIta

Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.

A long time ago, a dangerous prophecy was fore-told that would effect all of the land. This the story of the child at the center of it all. KisaIta one-shot, lemon inside.

Diamond's a girl's best friend? Hardly! Everyone knows that chocolate and sugar are the cure to all that ails you. And no one knows this better than Uchiha Itachi: The BEST baker around...

Itach is acquainted with submission, and loves it. Genderbent KisaIta.

Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.

While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

"She was a beautiful woman, with thick coppery hair, pale skin and viridian eyes. And she was in love with Itachi." When a woman moves in next door, Itachi has difficulty assuring Kisame that he's not interested in her. KisaIta One-sided OC/Itachi.

For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.

Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour

Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

A random collection of ItaSaku, organized for you from A to Z! Non-massacre AU.

Tobi takes Deidara's scope. If that isn't reason enough to panic, then what happens next is. Akatsuki life revealed! Enter at your own risk.

...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta

Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!

AU Itachi starts his final year of highschool. There are many things awaiting him in this year, along with his friend Sasori. And what secrets will they uncover about the past of this mysterious place only known as the district of Konoha? Complete

Itachi called it a mistake; Kisame called it a miracle. Slight fluff

Kakashi saw something that night. And his whole perspective changed. ok... now it is a blatantly KakaIru

Kisame did recognize it, he had heard his voice countless times, he could have recognized it among a million of other voices.

[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.

Jiraiya needs new plotlines for his book and finds them in Konoha. Gai does anything to be in the newest installment of Icha Icha, Kakashi & Sakura are unwillingly in it. Will real life follow its erotically written counterpart? KakaSaku R&R

This is something I don't want to cure [KisaIta MM ShounenAi First Meeting 3rd POV Oneshot!]

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Oneshot, AU, crack. The world might enjoy tragic stories best, but personally Kisame preferred happy endings. Mild KisaIta.