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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Gravity Falls, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea.

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Team Motto: 'Exposition Happened, Let's Skip It'

Hello, fanfiction.net! You can call me by my pen name, Eclipse, and I am very pleased to meet you all. If you want to talk, drop me a PM! I always try to reply.

I'm a beginner/hobbyist with a variety of interests, and I'm also a major procrastinator. I don't update or submit as much content as I'd like to, but I hope you enjoy what I do put up! Sadly, even if I do end up getting something done, I never think it's good enough due to my persnickety nature and most of it never sees the light of the internet.

I will write in the Author's Note if I'd like critic on a piece or not, but I also expect any critical advice to be given in a respectful manner. Please respect my decision.

I'd prefer if you commented on things like continuity (within the story, most of my pieces will be AU), spelling/grammar, and the structure of the piece instead of the subject matter or content. I say this to avoid comments like 'I don't like *insert pairing*! It would be better without it/*insert pairing*!', or 'this plot is overdone/OCs are Mary-Sues/etc'. I mostly write for my own enjoyment, so most of the time I'm already aware of these things, like purposefully writing a Mary Sue even though I can make 'good' characters because... Well, it's fun! If I'm not having fun, I might as well not do it. It's not like this is a job or anything.

I don’t mean to be babied, but I’d prefer if we can keep things on my page clean and civil, other than that… Please be brutal! I need all the help I can get, so don’t be afraid to point out the kind of errors I've put examples of. As long as the piece you’re commenting on is recent, I've said I've wanted critic, and you provide me with the means to get better; we might even become friends! That being said; comments like 'cool! I really liked this'/'this is funny'/'I'm not fond of this story'/etc that don't have any real critical merit are accepted as well. In fact, they're encouraged!

Some information on me; I’m a cisgender female. I’m panromantic-demisexual, but! I tend to just say ‘lesbian’ because I’m pretty much exclusively attracted to females to the point where anyone else is more of an exception than a rule. I'm in a relationship.

Also, I'm not so fond of the heterosexuality. Don't expect many straight ships.

LeStrange and Quinzel and I have started RPing together, already finishing two plotlines; The Uzumaki Reject Reality, Substitute Their Own and The Dead Don't Always Stay Buried. We're editing a chapter out from each RP and updating the fanfictions whenever, so make sure to give them a look!

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Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,181 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Twisted by Perenne reviews
An average life had always sounded good on paper… until Sakura learns the truth of what happens to “average”. They die. And if there’s one thing Sakura knows, it’s that she’ll do anytting to stay alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 140,692 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Team Seven, Itachi U.
Are You Ready? by Killaurey reviews
AU. Sakura gives up on Kakashi as a teacher after Team 7 falls apart. Too bad fate, enemy ninja, and sheer bad luck have other plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,186 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Tenten
Pulling My Weight by Invincible Shadow reviews
During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,154 - Reviews: 3169 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,965 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Genma S., Chōjūrō
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
cut the head off the snake by Invincible Shadow reviews
when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done. (Time Traveller!Sakura, ROOT!Sakura, Mokuton!Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,564 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/19/2018 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai, Danzō S.
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
godhood is just like girlhood by princesaevie reviews
Sakura is a nice girl until she isn't. / or: after the land of waves, sakura gets the character development she deserved — sakura-centric, canon divergent au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/9 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 272,492 - Reviews: 7711 - Favs: 7,309 - Follows: 7,568 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
The Company of Trees by theroadkillcafe reviews
Sakura is bullied, a dead kekkei genkai is reborn, and things go a little bit...differently. Mokuton!Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Sakura H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8343 - Favs: 14,800 - Follows: 15,896 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
this life could be the last by Obnoxious Unicorn reviews
Nohara Rin died at the hand of her closest friend and teammate, and a murdered twenty year old woman wakes up to rain, blood, an unconscious boy and a beast in her head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Kakashi H., Obito U., Rin] OC
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
RedLightDistrict by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
There's a man on the street corner who wants him, with a crooked predator's smile and an ashtray kiss. Funny enough, he's more than okay with that. It's got that sweet hellfire and damnation taste. Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Eternity in a Pickle Jar by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
How to Somewhat (Un)Successfully Invade Konoha by SuiGaa reviews
Of course, when someone from our world is suddenly thrown into another dimension, they are obligated to encounter the most sinister characters in the entire universe. SI OC (ABANDONED)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,718 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
The Dark Internet by VanillaSpiders reviews
A dark Internet refers to any unreachable network hosts on the Internet. Failures within that portion of Internet resources due to the Internet's chaotic tendencies of growth and decay. Speaking of growth and decay, there's still Freakazoid to think about in all this. He is after all, a part of the Internet, right? Just because you win a battle does not mean you win the war.
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2012
Bloom Again by iharalin reviews
You made a mistake, shishō. If it was Naruto, he might have made peace with it. It's people like me, who keeps wanting more, doesn't know when to make peace, can't make peace. Can't live with being the only one alive. Can't handle being left behind even in death. This is no last stand. This is selfishness. Sakura-centric Time Travel where for once, Team 7 chases Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,421 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 13,744 - Follows: 14,910 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 6,846 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Finding Hope by madamxcrystalxrose reviews
Once upon a time, Orochimaru had cared about his teammates. He did, really! But then things happened and he left Konoha...with a test tube baby. Tsunade and Dan's test tube baby to be exact. Join Orochimaru as he goes through unplanned parenthood with a sweet, blonde-haired baby who makes him sigh, worry, laugh, and wear a smug grin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Orochimaru, Akatsuki, OC
My Biggest Regret by messenger394 reviews
*Civil War Spoilers* Bucky wants to tell Steve something really important.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2016 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
All the Sinner Saints by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Jimmy and him, they're both artists, part of that elite caste of bright eyed visionaries who leave the streets red and naked and beautiful. Jimmy doesn't know what his story is, or exactly what he wants from this, but he does know one thing: some day, he'll see that fucker bleed. It'll be so romantic. Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
Blut ist Dicker als Wasser by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Roger doesn't understand why Heinz can't just let it go.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Roger - Complete
The Package Deal by Patronusdoe reviews
A series of 4 drabbles. When James Potter married Lily Evans, he considered himself the luckiest man alive. When Lily Evans married James Potter she knew she wasn't just into the Potter Family, but in a way, she was also marrying into the Marauders. While most women would have run in the opposite direction, Lily Evans considered herself to be the luckiest woman alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fever by FelixFelicis-LiquidLuck reviews
Remus has the sniffles and Sirius worries too much. Somehow, it leads to a confession and some photos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Draco's Dog Days by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Sirius and Remus are faced with potential chaos when they're made to babysit a young Draco for the day. one shot. Voldemort never existed!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Draco M. - Complete
Behind Closed Curtains by bellabitchlestrangee reviews
The third years of 1973 are learning about Boggarts. Sirius' was more than unexpected. Oneshot. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Sirius B., Orion B. - Complete
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35541 - Favs: 26,491 - Follows: 19,522 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 991 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
Abomination by Expecto-Prongs reviews
There was nothing normal about Dipper Pines' death. He awoke with three jolts of electricity to his chest, screaming, screaming and they couldn't make him stop until they knocked him out. Grunkle Stan looked at his nephew's battered (but alive, alive, thank God) body and knew nothing would be the same again.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Touch by ashestoashesanddusttodust reviews
The gloves are specially made and fitted for a reason.
Evil Within - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Joseph O. - Complete
Employee of the Day by KorroksApostle reviews
The Joker goes shopping and an employee has a final request.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Joker, OC - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 619 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Uzumaki Reject Reality Substitute Their Own by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
After Sasuke kills Danzo Karin is left behind and found by his ex-teammates, who proceed to take her to Konoha. A trip to the hospital and a blood test later Karin has decided she's staying for good. After all, Uzumaki have to stick together, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Karin U.
Ghosts by Suzie's Q reviews
Harry doesn't know how similar he is to his parents, and Sirius wishes they were still around to see it. Sirius raises Harry AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Imaginary Friend by Inumaru12 reviews
At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Hot Dad Syndrome by so-it-shines reviews
Remus Lupin works as a primary school teacher. He meets Harry's godfather at Parent-Teacher Night. Includes kid!harry, primary school teacher!remus, and single parent!sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Dog and His Boy by rhyejess reviews
After the canon events of October 1981, Sirius is not captures by Aurors. He transforms into his animagus form, and he follows Harry to the Dursleys. Harry grows up with the feisty Padfoot as his best friend and companion and thus, when he is accepted into Hogwarts at his 11th birthday, he refuses to come unless he can bring his dog as his familiar. Once at Hogwarts, Snape is behav
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 212 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How Cliché by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
Events have conspired against them, against Sophie and Shelly. The world has lost it's mind and fiction is now reality. It's just another one of those stories, where animals aren't as they seem and two unwitting girls get pulled into things that shouldn't exist. How was she supposed to know those puppies were actually the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
Unstable by Acheron's Akribos reviews
Iruka never knows just who will return home to him when his lover goes on a mission. Would it be his porn-loving Kakashi or his alter ego the cold ruthless Hound?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Kakashi H., Iruka U., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Meet Your Match by SuperGroverAway reviews
When they find themselves cornered by Bill, all seems lost for the captured Pines siblings before things take an unexpected turn.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Blue Friday by Prosecutie reviews
Billy has been getting Spencer worked up and raring to go only to disappear all week, and Spencer thinks it's high time Billy finally delivers. Billy is happy to oblige.
Dude, That's My Ghost! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Spencer W., Billy Joe Cobra/Baruch Cohen - Complete
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
Apocalypse by Stomiidae reviews
Jimmy could point out every gritty, ugly truth and it wouldn't matter. To Edgar the world was as beautiful as it's destruction was inevitable.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Triangle by Evil-Ekat reviews
In which Mabel tries to prove that Bill is an isosceles monster, and not equallateral. "Catch that triangle! " "Ack! Leave me alone, you're crazier than I am!" Possibly by chasing him with a yard stick screaming about finding the area of a triangle.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Candy C., Bill - Complete
Sleep by Mara Beth reviews
"And then he heard that voice. So familiar and soothing and right. 'Shush,' it said, 'Shush. It's alright. Go back to sleep. This will be over soon.'"
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It's the Small Things by Makkoska reviews
The point has come in Hashirama's life when he has to choose between the good of the village and his personal feelings, but he'd rather not give up on either. Canonish AU, HashiMada - A "what if" fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,371 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Why by BlackBee reviews
A six-year-old Naruto questions Kyuubi and as a result gains a new friend. Friendship fic! Threeshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fanfiction is SO Cliched by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Cliches are the backbone and life blood of fanfiction, they're what keeps a steady stream of new writers pouring in. Even for veterans of the site, these horrible tropes will catch up to everyone sooner or later. All pairings and most suggestions taken.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 67,479 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Epilogue of Ib by Joker Extreme reviews
A series of short epilogues for each of Ib's multiple endings.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
404 Error by VanillaSpiders reviews
It's hard to unravel two consciousnesses from one mind. Dexter and Freakazoid know that better than anybody. But after a freak accident, one question remains: If Dexter was Freakazoid's humanity, and now they're split...where do Freak's morals lie now? COMPLETED
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,833 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
The Akatsuki are in our world HOLY CHEETOZ! by Tigera Lilyfrost reviews
A 16 year old girl named Okami and her friends find the Akatsuki as kittens. Will there be love? Find out gosh darnet! My first fanfic! DeixOC other OC'SxAkatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Akatsuki
Kurama by nettieneko reviews
Four one-shots about Kurama and Naruto's new and improved relationship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A girl and her puppies by Can't Decide a Pen Name reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,906 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Akatsuki
Sick by ArcaneArchive reviews
Sasuke has begun to take bad care of himself now that he is back in the village. His health is declining, and he gets sick frequently. Then, one day Sakura and Naruto show up on his doorstep, and drastic measures are taken. The rest is left to fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lucky by Phantomhobbitses reviews
Surprisingly, no one told Sasuke HE was the lucky one until after they were already married.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
What are you doing here? An Akatsuki Torture Story by miragechick2 reviews
What happens when eleven deranged S-Rank criminals enter your house, try to kidnap you, and are looking for a specific person who you know? Rated T for a specific member's pottymouth and gross comments. ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,870 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Forced Relationships by nicsnort reviews
Misuki is captured by the Akatsui and forced to date each male member! What the heck is the leader thinking! The Akatsuki is not that thrilled but the blue haired kunoichi makes them think twice about a permanent relationship. Akatsuki/OC Cover image by 123kitkit123 on deviantart Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2008 - [Akatsuki, OC] - Complete
Something Missing by Acherona reviews
Sasuke Uchiha was miserable; something was missing and Sasuke knew he wouldn't be able to smile until that something was returned to him. Chibi-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Ddqeen reviews
Sometimes it's just to late to save a life... Song-fic, Character death! May be hard to understand.. one-shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Alice in Wonderland by TheCandyGirl22 reviews
Alice is a middle schooler who escapes to Wonderland to avoid being frowned upon for her quirkiness by peers and adults, and at first Wonderland seems wonderful, at first everyone seems lovely, at first she isn't running for her life.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Alice, Cheshire Cat
On The Topic of Nicknames by BaronBamboozle reviews
Hashirama is having troubles coming up with a suitable petname of Madara, and vice versa. A HashiMada ficlette.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Good Son by Sojourney reviews
A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 545 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Squeaky Clean by rainbow cupcake reviews
Marchy really does need to learn how to clean up after his staring contests with his afternoon snacks. Luckily Hatter's there to do it for him. HatterxHare
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, March Hare/Haigha
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,474 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 7,327 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15036 - Favs: 23,743 - Follows: 9,680 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Phantasmaphilia by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
."Oh, Edgar. Poor, dear, down-trodden Edgar. You lack perspective, my dear. Let's get lost in thought--I will be your tour guide." Vargas style almost-slash, AU. Scriabin makes an oddly good Cheshire cat.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edgar V. - Complete
Eyes Meet Across the Galaxies by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
If you look into the eyes of a stranger for too long, you begin to see yourself. If you are enemies for long enough, you'll find that you are friends. If you fight someone for such a time, you begin to see their soul. And where there is one is two. ZAD?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Kyra4 reviews
Gunther Breech knows well enough that blood is thicker than water. But when Magnus demands that Gunther help him perpetrate a heinous crime, Gunther will have to ask to ask himself what, if anything, is thicker than blood. GuntherXJane futureset, complete
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
love me plz by eftee reviews
The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Play Along by nine miles to go reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, Bruce Wayne unknowingly exposes himself. But Gordon knows that there are some things better left unsaid.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Harry Potter and the World That Went Bloody Insane by The Slice reviews
“I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious. Slash HR oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Her Father's Sword by Kilerkki reviews
Tenten was never supposed to be a ninja. But she's not going to let that stop her. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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do what you want (a pirate is free)
Wadanohara forges a new path for herself. A thousand playthroughs of three unsatisfying endings. It's time she lost her patience. She'll sort out the Red Sea- but first she must sort out a particular shark. Graphic Violence/Character Death.
Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Published: 6/28 - Wadanohara, Samekichi, Sal - Complete
Series Cut Short reviews
In his cold eyes, Violet saw a frightening premonition. A word that here meant "she knew Count Olaf would destroy her family for their money and he'd do it with no remorse if she didn't stop him." Dear readers, I advise you to turn back now.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
The Eighth Wonder reviews
Mabel is sick, bored, and lonely. Her friends don't want to catch her flu and her brother keeps ditching her to go exploring when he's supposed to be taking care of her. Mabel meets a new friend to talk to while she's out of it, but what in the name of God could he really be?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Twins and Triplets reviews
Tyrone isn't as cool with dying as he thought. Dipper had just carelessly thrown away the lives of his fellows. Tyrone runs for his life, meets a triangle, and lives. Tyrone hates Dipper. Dipper should have finished the job. Bill has a new puppet. Will Pine Tree be replaced? 'Double Dipper' alternate ending.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill, Tyrone
Claybirds for Dummies reviews
"He was the leader of an elite criminal organisation hellbent on taking over the world, why couldn't he get a stupid lump of clay to resemble a darn bird?" Poor Deidara just wanted a peaceful day, Tobi wants to make a bird. DeiTobi. Short, sweet, and moderately fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Hug Of Doom reviews
Deidara has no arms, Tobi has some fun at his expense. Remake is chapter 2, and far superior. Just a funny little idea, rated T to be safe. Deitobi/Tobidei if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete