I don't own Naruto!

You strolled through the forest humming softly, "Shut up Tobi, un."

"But Deidara-senpei Tobi has to tell you something."

"Fine, what is it? Un."

"Tobi has to tell you Tobi is a good boy!"

"Tobi! You baka I'll kill you, un!"

"Ahhhhh…!" The voices were coming form the clearing up a head, as you approached it you saw two people running around in a circle; one was blonde with a high ponytail, the other's face was covered by a swirly orange mask, and they were both wearing a black cloak with red clouds. 'Crap the Akatsuki!' you ducked behind a tree wondering what to do next. Knowing that this was the only safe path through the forest but you didn't know if they would attack you or let you be. 'Aw well I'll take the risk.' Reaching up you removed you hitai-ate and weapons placing them in to your pack. Stepping out from the cover of the trees you began to make your way through the clearing, pretending be a normal civilian.

"Tobi watch out un!" You looked to your right just as the masked Akatsuki member plowed in to you causing you to crash in to the ground.

"Oh no, Tobi sorry Tobi ran in to you!"

"That's okay," you said trying to push him off, "I should've been watching were I was going." The blonde walked over, wrenched Tobi off of you, and dragged him about ten feet away. You could hear their whispers and feel their glances as you hurriedly picked up your scattered items; looking up you saw them headed back towards you.

"Deidara-senpei and Tobi are going to help you pick up!"

"No thanks I can manage," but they did not listen.

"Here you go Tobi is a good boy! Deidara-senpei is a good boy too!" The masked man exclaimed handing over some scrolls.

"Shut up, un!"

"Thank you for helping me Tobi-san, Deidara-san."

"Your welcome…uh…uh…Tobi doesn't know your name."

"I'm Misuki."

"Tobi thinks that, that is a pretty name for a pretty girl!"

"Thanks for helping me, pleasant travels!" You turned only to find Deidara blocking your path.

"Not so fast we need you to come with us, Misuki-san."

"What?!" You squeaked stating to panic.

"Tobi sorry Misuki-chan," A hand came down on the back of you head and you blacked out.

Groggily you opened your eyes the back of your head was throbbing, focusing your eyes to the semi-darkness you took in your surroundings. The room you were in was plain no paint on the walls, no windows, and as far as you could see no door. You tried to move your hands but found them tied to the bed posts so you couldn't use a jutsu to free yourself, now was a time to panic. "Shit I've been captured by the fuck'n Akatsuki! Fuck'n hell! Damn it..." After several minutes of cussing and swearing you had finally clam down enough to think. "So how in the world am I going to I get out of here?"

"The only way we'll free you is if you do exactly what we say." The voice echoed around the room as nine figures appeared in the small room.

A figure bounded forward and untied your wrists, "Tobi sorry Tobi knocked you out but leader-sama told us to bring back a pretty girl so Deidara-senpei and Tobi chose you."

"Thanks…I guess," you sat up rubbing where the rope had dug in Tobi lifted you off your feet and led you over to the rest of the Akatsuki. You looked around spotting Deidara-senpei and another face you recognized even though you could only see half, he turned to wards you.

"Misuki-chan?!"

"Kisame-kun!"

He through his arms around you pulling tight against his chest, "I never thought I'd see you again. I thought you were dead!"

"Kisame-kun…I can't…breathe…" He let go apologizing, finally regaining your breath you hugged him back. "Nope! I'm alive and healthy!"

"Kisame-san you know this girl?" A man with numerous piercings asked.

"Hai Leader-sama! Misuki-chan is my younger sister." All the jaws of the Akatsuki dropped you watched, grinning, as they compared you with your bother.

"You looked nothing alike, un!"

"I looked plenty like nii-kun!

"How, un?"

"Well…we both have blue hair and…and…and… well there are other things!"

"But your hair is a lot lighter," Deidara taunted.

"It is bleached from the ocean, baka!"

"Enough!" The pierced man commanded, "Shouldn't you be leaving for your mission Kisame-san?"

"Hai Leader-sama." Kisame walked over to the wall and released the seal on it revealing the door. "If anyone harms my nii-chan," he said stepping out, "I will kill them very slowly." He shut the door with a snap, leaving you alone with the eight other Akatsuki members.

"So what do you what me to do?"

"You mean you'll do it?" The one Kisame had addressed as Leader-sama asked.

"Sure, you heard my onii-kun if you hurt me he'll kill you and anything is better than running from the leaf ANBU right now."

"Running from the leaf ANBU! What the heck did you do, un?!"

"Well…I believe I strayed to close to Kohana so they saw me as a threat. Oh yeah, you probably haven't seen the latest BINGO book so you wouldn't know that I'm officially ranked an S-class criminal! But please don't tell onii-san he'd hate to find out."

"Oh…well here's what I want you to do. I want you to go on a date with all my fellow Akatsuki members."

"What?!" The rest of the Akatsuki and you shouted.

"You heard me, I know the rest of you are tired of me being the only one to have a girl friend, so I thought if each of you dated her for a day then she would choose who she liked best and date him."

"But what about Kisame?! You sent him on a mission!" A white haired man bemoaned.

"My brother would rather have a fish than a girlfriend," you proclaimed earning disbelieving stares form them. "What you've never read his diary, not saying that he keeps one."

"Okay then…there's your answer Hidan-san, now Hoshigaki-san pull out a name from this hat to see who you'll date first." Leader-sama held out a rice hat with streamers hanging from it, you reached in and pulled out a thin piece of paper.

"Kakuzu, who's that?" Hidan pointed to the back of the group where a man was bent over counting money.

"Kakuzu-san! Pay attention!"

"Ahhh, Hidan! You made me lose count! One, two, three…"

"Kakuzu-san!"

"What?!"

"Tomorrow you'll take Misuki-san on a date!"

"What?! When did I agree to that!"

"You didn't Kakuzu-senpei but leader-sama said so!"

"But dates cost money!" Kakuzu whined to Leader-sama.

"I don't mind, I wouldn't want to go out on a date with a money whore anyways." You said above the arguing voices, they stopped their bickering and turned towards their leader.

"It's okay with me but only him," he said shrugging. "Come choose another name then."

You reached in to the hat again, "Uchiha Itachi."

Just to tell you I won't be updating this that often but I will try to update a least once a month! And also I'm not sure if onii and nii are right (I think mean brother and sister if you didn't know) I tried looking them up but they kept giving me different translations!