Taito-Yamachi-lvrhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Invader Zim, Resident Evil, Trigun, Tsubasa Chronicle, Corpse Bride, Left 4 Dead, A-Team, and Hangover. Current fandom: A-Team. Mostly Amy/Murdock. My current work: I'm halfway done with an A-Team fanfic. Amy/Murdock, but the rest are in it. Also planning to add a chapter for Miscalculation. I really want to update it. (But I'm just about to upload 3 fanmixes, so I'm going on a break after that. Maybe I'll update afterwards.) Also dabbling in a Hangover/L4D2 crossover. And I was thinking about a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/Silent Hill 2 crossover. And a Saints Row 2/Fable 2 crossover. But those are just thoughts. :) And I have a 9 page unfinished Chris/Wesker fic. I know I'm not going to finish it. Lazy and not in the mood. So. Oh yeah, I've made a fanmix for Saints Row 2's Dane Vogel, Lazytown's Robbie SUPAHHOT Rotten, and Nick/Rochelle over at the fanmix community on Livejournal. So if you're interested, you'd need an account. Latest: http:///fanmix/3133375.html#cutid1 Thank you, reviewers. I loves you! |
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Residual Meany 4 by Queen Sydon reviews
An insane parody of RE4. Contains coarse language, violence and bursts of unexplainable madness. Can Leon succeed in his mission? Does he give a F&Gk about it at all? Watch as the script goes out the window and it all goes down like never before.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2006
The Substitutes by Burningbridges reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,099 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2006
Graduation Day by Dale reviews
He's been through Hell and Back. From raging war against Umbrella to Rescuing the President's daughter from crazed cults. But can Leon S.Kennedy survive his greatest challenge yet? Making it to Sherry's High School Graduation?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Leon S. K., Sherry B.
Mission: Almost Impossible by TheSeaWitchProject reviews
Leon and Krauser are the best agents President Graham has had in years, but he sends them on the most mundane missions you could imagine.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,890 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005
But You Wouldn't Want to Live There by Dr Spleenmeister reviews
A tie in the to the season one episode 'A Nice Place to Visit', exploring the moment that made me blink... Face/Amy
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Face, Amy - Complete
Hatred by Psychotype reviews
All he can think about how he hates Louis and Bill and Zoey, because it was their fault they had to go die and leave Francis all alone; because they went and died and left this big stupid hole in his heart.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Francis - Complete
Near To You by Queen of Asgard reviews
In which Nick is somewhat stubborn, and maybe a little insufferable. At least, in Rochelle's mind. Oh, and don't forget the bit about him being attractive. Rochelle x Nick, rated for mild sexual content.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Rochelle, Nick - Complete
Resident Evil : Mental by Cait Beepo reviews
This is so totally off the original plotline and stupidly funny, you won't believe it. Ending Added! '09
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2002
Retarted Evil 4 by Roxas16 reviews
Humor fic based on Resident Evil 4. Retarted to the extreme. Read at your own risk, it may make your dookey twinkle. I recently updated, so anyone who remembers this story from about 2 years back. Check out my new chapter!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Leon S. K., Ashley G.
The dream within the nightmare by Irvine Leonhart reviews
Follow David through all the outbreak stages. See how he and the others cope with the horrific events taking place in Racoon City. Witness David's struggle against growing emotion for another.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,654 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/2/2004
Resident Evil 4 : The Hidden Endings by Asellus reviews
Have you ever wondered, What if Leon was gay? Or What if Ada died, again? Well I did, and now you will know. Warning This might contain some spoilers!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2005
Fever by a.k.a ettie reviews
Edward is now 19. Gone is the lanky, nonsence type of girl. In her place his every man's dream. Or so we think until she meets the man of her dreams for the second time in her life. SxE lanuage and adult themes. CH 1 and soon CH 2 edited and reposted.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Edward, Spike S.
The Possession of Spike Spiegel by Orochimaru Mitarashi reviews
Bebop gets tangled up with Star Wars and other Anime shows, it's pretty random.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Spike S., Edward - Complete
Runny Eggs 4 by quisty8616 reviews
A parody of Resident Evil 4 in which there are absolutely no zombies. Only halfcrazed deranged lunatic Spanishtype people, people with questionable virtues, and one slightly dense blond American who is only here for the food.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,458 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006
Resident Evil 4: Chronicles Of Leon by TheSeaWitchProject reviews
Leon Kennedy has been assigned to find the President's daughter and bring her home safely. Will he be able to do so, or will his moronic senses lead him to failure?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
RE 4: Crazy Doesn't Begin to Describe It by Burningbridges reviews
Cowritten with NonlivingNightmare. What would you do if you got stuck in a videogame with someone you barely knew? And the plot changes... Oh, the plot changes!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Resident Evil 4: HUNK Style! by Agent HUNK reviews
Leon cracks up during the first few seconds of his mission, so Hunnigan sends in a replacement agent. Lo and behold, its Agent HUNK. While HUNK attempts to complete the mission, Leon tries to regain control and return to his position as the protagonist.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
In Small Doses by Wesker Chick reviews
A collection of one shot humor based in the Resident Evil universe. Expect updates as soon as I get off my lazy butt and write them. [Story 13 is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2004
Circular Motion by dawnsama reviews
Ed needs some exercise, so she does. genfic.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Edward - Complete
Radical Cowgirl Ed by DeMoNic GigGleS reviews
10 years later, and a lot has changed. Faye and Jett are married, Ed is less weird (?) and spike is...alive? Well according to an old file on the net he is, and 21 yo Ed is rip-roarin ready to go track down that elusive cowboy once and for all.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 9/4/2004
RE Outbreak: Tips for Online Play by ResidentChevy reviews
A humorous take on online gaming guidelines for Resident Evil: Outbreak, Files 1 and 2, acted out by the 8 Outbreak survivors. Reviews Appreciated.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2007
A Choice of Wives by Emi1988 reviews
AU SPOILERS What if the story changed a bit? If Victoria had gone to the land of the dead with her beloved Victor when the Corpse Bride stole him away? VV CBV COMPLETE
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Ed is Eighteen in this Fanfic by The Knitting Cinephile reviews
A very short but important conversation between Ed and Spike.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Edward, Spike S. - Complete
Twentyfour Hour Flu by Mazzie May reviews
Humor, general. Sometimes, Sherry gets really sick. Even though Leon's worried, he's not worried enough to get close. It might be contagious.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Leons Twelve Days Of Christmas by Fanfic Monster reviews
Spoof of 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas'. Over a period of twelve days Leon recieves some very wiered and even dangerous gifts.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
The Best Man For the Job by FootLeeismysexysensei reviews
A heartwarming story of a man, his pet goldfish and the stupid whore that threatens to tear their happy little world apart.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006
RE4: Well, Isn't That Special! by Snow Puff reviews
Between Hunnigan getting pissed, Dr. Salvador and his amazing chainsaw, and the authoress tagging along for the ride, Leon's latest mission isn't going too well... Chapter 3 dash 1 Up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006
Resident Parody 4 by BahamutZERO reviews
A parody of Resident Evil 4. Funny. Read it. You know you want to.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006
Happy, Happy Birthday, Baby by The Knitting Cinephile reviews
Ed sat on the corner of Faye’s bed and drew up her knees to her chin. The only thing I'd like for my birthday, Ed said, is to go on a date . . . with Spike.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Edward, Spike S. - Complete
Every Day A Little Death by The Knitting Cinephile reviews
What kind of sins should a man commit, thought Spike, that he should be flat on his back with a kidney stone, alone with a girl who has just hit puberty? COMPLETE. PLEASE R&R. YES, IT'S SILLY.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Edward, Spike S. - Complete
The Not so Secret Window by SmileVampy reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
Toilet Time by Diamond Avatar reviews
Just because Leon has to protect the President's daughter from mindless farmers and priests, doesn't mean he won't stop to use the toilet. THAT'S WHEN YOU STRIKE! [ONESHOTS]
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005
Nine Months and Counting by PlayerPiano reviews
After three years of marriage, Victor and Victoria are expecting a new addition to the Van Dort clan.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,324 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
How To Raise a Plaga by Snow Puff reviews
Life has never been fair, especially if you're willing to join a cult with a crazy leader who's hellbent on injecting everyone he sees with an ancient parasite. Last chapter up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Victor's Mistress by PlayerPiano reviews
Something quite interesting regarding Victor and Victoria's marriage is unearthed. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Caught on Tape! by Mizurio reviews
Leon was a little foggy on the details, but he remembered something about accepting this mission that had to do with one to many jello shots and a game of strip poker with the Secretary of Defense and her second cousin. Ah,good times...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005
Evil Comes for Thee by Daniel Benson reviews
Barkis is back...with a few friends! FINISHED AND UPDATED
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Camp Umbrella by Wesker Chick reviews
It's BACK! Bigger! Longer! In Story Format! Join varous RE characters as they enter a world far more frightening than anything they have yet encountered...Summer Camp! [Final Chapter is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,253 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Resident Gameshow by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
It's horrible, terrifying, worse than the whole RE series combined. It's... a game show! [Chapter 3: The Dating Game]
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
Albert Wesker: Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2006 - A. Wesker - Complete
My Evil Friend by Captain Wesker reviews
Albert Wesker and Leon S. Kennedy are friends? Read to find out more! Rated M for future chapters. This is a joint fic by J Wesker and Captain Spaldings. Please r&r!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005
Anything BUT a Silent Night by Sleeps in Rain reviews
Ed decides to do her Christmas shopping a little late, but her choices of gifts are sure to bring the Bebop the true spirit of the season! Or perhaps...not...
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Edward - Complete
An Afternoon in the Parlor by PlayerPiano reviews
Sometimes you're better off not knowing what your beloved is thinking about. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The Cravat Pin by PlayerPiano reviews
On his and Victoria's first wedding anniversary, Victor can't find his diamond cravat pin. He ends up finding a bit more than just the pin, however. Oneshot. REVISED.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Strange Candy by Era Yachi reviews
On the turn of Charlie’s twelfth birthday, a new threat to the factory arises. Charlie learns how important a friend can be. Wonka learns how difficult mentorship can be. WonkaCharlie friendship, non slash. WonkaOC, non slash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
Aftermath by Jasper Corel reviews
Where the movie leaves off, our story begins. It makes perfect sense that Victor and Victoria would not be married right away...not when the entire town thinks he's faked his own death to commit adultery! Our heros must deal with the cynics.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
It's Not Big And It's Not Clever by Hello Captain and Shakahnna reviews
Reuploaded Each episode we take a look at the worst and overused gags in Resident Evil spoofs. Parody writers please take note. NEW CHAPTER 4 The Captain and Lieutenant Hate Mary Sues
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004
Outbreak of Dumbness by Luna-Starr reviews
A spoof off Outbreak File 2. Watch as Kevin Ryman braves several scenrios of undead with only his favorite handgun, the shirt on his back, some spare change...and oh yeah, his useless team mates.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005
Mort and the Grocery Store by Jilene Marr reviews
Mort finds that there is nothing better to do then to go to the store to look for some good old corn. When he gets there he meets a cast of characters that will surprise you. It is really a story for those who like a good laugh!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
The Lesser of Four Evils by queen of the imps reviews
[Based on both movies, the book, and the TV ads] When Charlie refuses to come to the facotry, Depp!Wonka tries to choose another child. When that doesn't work, he tries to clone himself, but that leads to even stranger occurrences...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
I Like Grapes by oi-oi-oi reviews
Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005
An Extremely Messed Up Resident Evil 4 by Death by Jello reviews
Leon and the crappiest treasures? A vending machine in the pueblo? Chief Mendez having the munchies? Magical Hot Dog Powers Mello Yello molotov cocktails? Is Leon in the right area for finding the president's daughter? Find out now! R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Chronicles of Edward: session 1 by Jess Perry reviews
Ed is restless and detroying the Bebop crew's nerves. Determined to have an adventure, she embarks on the next bounty mission. But the hacker with the bounty on his head has some wicked friends, and they want Ed. Will the gang be able to save her in time?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,113 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Edward, Spike S.
Random Adventures with the Bebop by Randall Flagg2000 reviews
Ch.16 DONE! I got permission from Marusha to do this. It's like Special Mini Inuyasha Stories, but with Bebop characters. Get ready for randomness! Anime crossovers again!
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
A Corny Story by Jilene Marr reviews
Mort goes on a trip to the County Fair where he meets people and goes to see the worlds largest cob of corn. Yes, it is a little corny but it's funny to read! Please R&R! One shot.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
POTC:The adventure of the missing coinand father by Jilene Marr reviews
The trio go on a VERY NEW type of adventure! Cross dressing Jack, Hulk like Elizabeth, and a new side of Will not to be missed! First chapter kinda boring. FINISHED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Resident Evil: A City In Ruin by Rockstars721 reviews
The story of the Raccoon City Outbreak, spanning events from 1 and 2. Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2003
Rest & Relaxation by El Pistolero reviews
MortMort slash. Mort’s other selves are driving him up a wall one crazy day and he decides he needs some good ol’ R’nR. Mort Number2 decides to help. [complete]
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
Queer Eye For the Resident Evil Guy by Wesker Chick reviews
Based on the show Queer eye for the Stragiht Guy. RE characters need a makover and we have just the team for the job. (A Wesker Chick CassSpaz Production[Chapter 4 is up]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
I Work for Mort Rainey by loves him reviews
I need a job. My dad kicked me out of the house. BUT I DON'T LIKE MORT RAINEY! Do I still have to work for him? Yes, I need the money. Darn!
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004
The Obvious Connection by Mazzie May reviews
When he isn't out fighting Umbrella or falling for Asian spies, Leon likes to discuss the obvious connections between Willy Wonka and Adolph Hilter. PreResi 4
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005
Sine Nomine by malanthropy reviews
Icchan goes out looking for the next big Deus. Ogata's POV. T cuz of ONE adult theme.
Angelic Layer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005
For The Sake of Genius by Imaginator reviews
Ogata ponders about Ichirou Mihara's genius and his relationship with Shuuko while on a 'mission'. One shot. Humor abroad. R and R at will!
Angelic Layer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Not in My Village! by Jilene Marr reviews
Ivy is on her way back to the village. Only, in this story, we see the funny truth to it all! One shot! Enjoy
Village - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
RE4: Infected w Dumbness by Luna-Starr reviews
the president's daughter has been kidnapped. They sent in Leon. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? Parody off re4, SPOILERS!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Another Day, Another Disaster by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
What happens when you have too many Johnny characters in one house?
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2005
How Vicious Stole Christmas by The Freaky Humor reviews
Since there were no reindeers to guide his sleigh. Vicious took out his birdy to lead the way! Vicious ignored the bird’s protests & complaints & tied a horn to the front of his face. “Giddyup” he said with a whistle And they were off.. Slowly but surely
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004
Limitless Horror by VioletFauxpa reviews
The gang from Resident Evil: Outbreak have to fight for their lives and escape from the city of the dead. Where can they turn when behind every corner a new hell waits to be unleashed?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/12/2004
A New Ending to Secret Window, VERY FUNNY! by AnAngelofShadows reviews
Mort and his alter ego decide that its time for the screwdriver to come out and be used again......but alter ego and mort seem to have some probs along the way, one's dumb, and one is smart,(chapter 4 is weird, but don't worry things get better)R&R!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
Secret Window, Secret Door, Secret Bathroom by Secret Toasty Pirate reviews
Emily and Brittany are out of corn! Gasp! And all the supermarkets on the face of the earth have burned down! All except one…convientley located in…dun dun dun…Tashmore Lake!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
I AM NOT CRAZY! by QOTSAfreak reviews
It's a parody... for the inner psycho in you... IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SLASH! and it's R for language
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004
Thirty Below by Kineaita reviews
After all is said and done, Mort still can't get rid of Shooter, so he does the only thing he can think of, he gets rid of the hat.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Complete
Secret Win er Ring by merv-the-perv reviews
Shooter tries to torture Mort with home movies and accidently pulls out the wrong tape...
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2004
What Really Happens to Mort Afterwards by SavvyKiwi reviews
This is a comical (well, I tried to make it funny) sequel to "Secret Window". What happens to good ol'Mort anyway? Find out. WARNING: A LOT of random-ness used in here folks.....yeah I'm not too good with summaries, guess you'll just have to read it..
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Resident Evil Outbreak: Darkness Falls by Ghettovenger reviews
Not S.T.A.R.S members, nor paramilitary soldiers, eight simple people living simple lives must confront the the horror of Umbrella and cronies when the Outbreak occurs. contains characters and basic plot setup of Resident Evil: Outbreak
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004
Resident Evil CODE: Veronica Y by Sonic19902 reviews
Claire Redfield has been CAPTURED! Gasp! Now she needs to find a way to get out of Rockfort Island alive, and needs to survive hanging out with a buncha idiots! Parody of RECVX.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,520 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002
After the Crunch by inDEPPendent01 reviews
What happens...after the crunch? Meet Mort's third personality. This is my first fan fic, so spare me! Please Read and Review. Second chapter is up! Rated PG-13 for language and sexual references
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
Living Together Can Be by Cannibal Jello reviews
Random blurbs from the daily lives of the Outbreak survivors...
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
Swapping Movies by the mischievous pixie reviews
CHAPTER 4 UP Well, 6 characters from Johnny Depp movies are switiching places, Agent Sands bursts out into song
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
RESIDENT EVIL: THE AMAZING RACE by Beretta 92FS reviews
Leg Two has begun! The whacky hijinx of the RE crew get ready to migrate to London, England! R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002
Batsu Game! by denryuu reviews
Fairly plotless IcchanxOgata humour. Ogata's wearing a dress, Icchan's leering, what more could one ask for? rated PG13 for shounen ai
Angelic Layer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2001
Resident Evil: Group Thearpy by Foxfire reviews
Resident Evil cast members have some healing to do...... Paraody, please R&R
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2001
RE: The Zombie Sitcom Party 2 by Bankotsubo reviews
The big party is interrupted when Satan turns up, but why the hell has he come?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2001
RE: Hide and Seek by Bankotsubo reviews
Chris, Jill, Barry, Claire and Leon all have an exciting game of Hide and Seek.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2001
RE: The Zombie Sitcom Party by Bankotsubo reviews
Wesker invites everyone over for a party at the mansion, but the residents are less than pleased...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2001
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The Christmas Cookie Crisis reviews
Face just wants to make some cookies, but the team keeps interfering.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Amy, Murdock
Movie Night reviews
Amy wants to repay Murdock somehow. Why not a movie?
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Amy, Murdock - Complete
Delicate Temperments reviews
Nick from L4D2 and Phil from The Hangover always reminded me of each other. I wondered what would happen if they met; would they be BFFs? Would they hate each other? Here's this, which might be continued...much, much later. Also much profanity.
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Nick
Miscalculation reviews
Chapter One contains SPOILERS FOR THE PASSING. I don't come right out and say who dies, but you can guess. I might have to change the rating. Nick swears a lot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,556 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Nick, Rochelle
Resident Evil 4 Spoof reviews
Because you can never have too many funny Resident Evil things. Section 13 is now up. Chapter One complete! Guess I should mention that there will obviously be spoilers for the game in here.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007
Totally Not According to Plan reviews
An alternate ending to Corpse Bride kinda. Read to find out! XD
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
New Year's Outbreak reviews
The Resident Evil Outbreak gang throws a party! Rated T for language. Everything is used but the f word. If you don't like profanity, look elsewhere.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005
SakeFaiHectic morning reviews
Fai gets drunk. Rated T for slight shonenai and yaoi implications. But nothing actually happens, so don't worry. Chapter 4 is up, soon to be follwed by chapter 5.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
The History of Hamilton reviews
This basically tells you my idea of how George got to the bar and broke up with with his wife. Some humor. Chapter two will soon be up.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
Gung Ho Guns: Math Class reviews
The Gung Ho Guns are in Math Class! What did they do as kids?
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/20/2005
Friends? reviews
Dib gives in to the stress of being a hero and decides to become friends with Zim. Will this friendship work out? Rated PG-13 for possible romance in the future. Chapters 6 and 7 up. Enjoy! If you like it tell other people. Thank you! :)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
