Bankotsubo
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Joined 01-21-01, id: 37568
Author has written 17 stories for Dead or Alive, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy IX, and Silent Hill.
I haven't been writing for almost a year, but lately I've gotten back into it. I love videogames, mainly Final Fantasy and the Silent Hill series. I'm also a big fan of Resident Evil, and I like Dead or Alive too, uh, 2. I never got the chance to play the 3rd, because they released it on Xbox and Xbox is gay. And the beachball one didn't appeal to me (although it's on Xbox too) but I would have bought it if it came out for PS2, just for the girls. My favourite Final Fantasy is FFIX, and my favourite Silent Hill is SH2. I thought the story was incredible, and the characters (expect that dipsh*t James) were brilliant. But I didn't like Laura much, she got on my nerves, getting in the way all the time. My favourite SH character of all time is Heather. She's got attitude, not to mention she pulls some cute facial expressions. I recently wrote a parody of the script for SH3, and I'm planning on doing another one for SH2, and maybe SH1. When SH4 is eventually released, I'll do one of that too. Making fun of stuff is cool.
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Silent Hill 3: Version 0 reviews
Silent Hill 3, the version Konami didn't want you to see. It's Heather, Douglas, Claudia and Vincent as you've never seen them before. You'll never look at Silent Hill 3 in the same way again.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004
Uh, Not So Silent Hill reviews
THRILLER PARODY UP! CHAPTER TWO COMING SOON! CHA'MONE!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
I Was a Teenage Summoner reviews
Eiko's plans for a romantic dinner with Zidane are foiled again by Dagger's arrival. A spiritual being then grants Eiko's ultimate wish and she is transformed into a 16-year-old girl, beautiful enough to rival even Dagger herself. But her wish comes at a
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002
Tower of Terror 4 reviews
In "Plant Your Seed in My Body" Zidane and Dagger are attacked by an inhabitant of Evil Forest. In "The Sexorcist" Beatrix is possessed by an evil spirit. And in "Attack of the 50ft Dagger" the people of Alexandria face a giant-sized Dagger.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 11/18/2001
FFIX: Brahne, Brahne, Thank You, Ma'am reviews
After it becomes apparent that Queen Brahne needs a man in her life, Dagger invites the town's most eligible bachelors over to the castle for dinner. Steiner escorts the Queen to the party, where she finds herself falling head over heels in love with Mast
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2001
FFIX: Tower of Terror 3 reviews
Another trio of Halloween tales. In "Whale to Go" Zidane is sent off to sea to help Regent Cid find a monstrous whale. In "Dagger Time" an accident with the Stop spell makes trouble for Dagger. And in "Epitaph You Later" Alexandria Castle is visited by a
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 7/13/2001
FFIX: Tower of Terror 2 reviews
Zidane tells three Halloween tales up in the West Tower. In "My Brother Stitched on Me" Zidane discovers he has an evil twin. In "It Came From Another Pet Store" Alexandria Castle is under attack from a strange creature. And in "Zombie Nation" Vivi is tur
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2001 - Published: 6/12/2001
FFIX: Gonna Rock Down to Lindblum Avenue reviews
Vivi and Quina both get jobs working in the Theatre District. Zidane and Dagger have an argument, and unfortunately, they break up. Zidane soon finds that life without Dagger is meaningless, so he decides to end his life in the quickest possible way: by l
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2001
RE: The Zombie Sitcom Party 2 reviews
The big party is interrupted when Satan turns up, but why the hell has he come?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2001
FFIX: Tower of Terror reviews
It's Halloween - and time to poop your pants. In "Burmecian Wererat" Freya turns into a werewolf-type creature. In "Quzilla" Lindblum is under attack from a giant Quina. And in "The Merge" Zidane stumbles through a vortex and then enters the world of Fina
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2001 - Published: 5/26/2001
FFIX: El Viaje Misterioso del Nuestro Zidane reviews
After a night out with his friends from Tantalus, Zidane awakes the next morning to find that he's stranded in the wilderness. Dagger sends Steiner and Vivi out to find her lost love. They then approach Tantalus to get some answers. Unfortunately, Tantalu
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2001
RE: Hide and Seek reviews
Chris, Jill, Barry, Claire and Leon all have an exciting game of Hide and Seek.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2001
FFIX: Zidane the Ragtime Mouse reviews
Zidane accidentally kills the Ragtime Mouse, and as a result, he is destined to take over the quiz master's duties. Steiner, meanwhile, is under a lot of pressure at the castle, so Queen Brahne gives him some time off, and he takes a well deserved vacatio
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2001
FFIX: Parasites Loste reviews
After Zidane eats a parasite infested pickle sandwhich, a miniature Invincible and its crew, lead by Captain Steiner, head off inside him to destroy them. Meanwhile, Dagger begins to notice a change in Zidane's behaviour. Could this change be the result o
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2001
DOA2: D'oh or Alive reviews
Everyones favourite family meets everyones favourite fighters.
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/12/2001
RE: The Zombie Sitcom Party reviews
Wesker invites everyone over for a party at the mansion, but the residents are less than pleased...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2001
DOA2: The Out-Takes reviews
It's hard to find good actors these days, but Tecmo did a good job.
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2001