Strap yourself in ladies and gentlemen, for the most explosive
reality/competition TV show ever to hit your modem! Join the cast of
Resident Evil as they work together and against each other this fall on the
series premiere of:
RESIDENT EVIL: THE AMAZING RACE!
Together, they will form alliances, grudges, and overall distaste for each other as they scramble across six continents and numerous Umbrella facilities as they try not to be the last team to hit the pit stop! In the end, only one team of two will walk out with the million dollar prize! Now let's meet our contestants!
Jill Valentine
Chris Redfield
Dating Couple/Co-Workers
Both of these two are members of Raccoon City USA's elite S.T.A.R.S. unit, and quite the couple after hours! They hope that their charisma, brains, and lasting sex appeal will win them more money then they'll ever make in a lifetime!
Claire Redfield
Leon Scott Kennedy
Long-Distance Dating
The two of them met in the Raccoon City incident, and since them have spent, in their words, 'Far too much time away from each other', and entered in the race to spend some quality time with each other, and for Miss Redfield to upstage her brother!
Albert Wesker
William Birkin
Co-Workers
One's a genetic freak, the other's a scientist! With Wesker working the brawn, and with the creator of the G-Virus as the brains of the operation, they see no excuse as to why they can't win!
Ada Wong
Ben Buctolini
Friends
Despite the fact both of them are either dead/in limbo until Resident Evil 4, they both have teamed up to win over the contest with their attitudes, natural flair, and the undying urge to find the truth!
Alfred Ashford
Alexia Ashford
Siblings/Stockholders in Umbrella Inc.
Already multi-millionaires due to their allegiance to the Umbrella Corporation, they're not in it for the money - But to prove to the other contestants that hands down, Umbrella always comes out on top!
Steve Burnside
Brad Vickers
Genetic Experiments
Also genetic freaks like Albert Wesker, will their newfound powers (And a testosterone injection for Steve) help them overcome their natural fears and defeat the ones they both hate, and love?
Barry Burton
Brian Irons
Weight-Watchers
The slightly overweight are good people too, and the two of them have joined forces to overthrow those with physiques different from them, vowing to stop Chris and Jill at any cost!
Rebecca Chambers
Billy Cohen
Former Partners
One's a spunky 18-year old medic, the other's a hardened criminal, put on the show to entertain and, should the two of them win, cancel out Billy Cohen's death penalty! Ms. Chambers continues to insist that he's innocent, and claims she will always be by his side!
Ark Thompson
Bruce McGyvan
Sharpshooters
Both of them stars of the Capcom GUN SURVIVOR series, with their cunning aim and undying courage, they'll shoot past the competition, no matter what odds are stacked up against them!
Carlos Oliviera
Rodrigo Juan Raval
Minority Group
Both out of towners when it comes to being American, they have banded together to prove to their American counterparts that other countries can come out on top!
Mikhail Victor
Annette Birkin
Scientist/Patient
The wife of William Birkin, Annette has joined forces with Mikhail Victor of the UBCS. With both of them intent on accomplishing their objectives with no concern whatsoever to their own well being, they will be a force to be reckoned with!
Nikolai Zinoviev
Sherry Birkin
Outcasts
Two loners and thought by many to be the underdogs of this contest, both their superior intelligence and undying determination may usurp the other contestants when they aren't paying attention!
@MUSIC - RESIDENT EVIL 2 - YOUR MISSION@
[Beretta] Here we are, on location just outside the rebuilt Raccoon City in Pennsylvania, for the beginning of this monumental contest! All 24 contestants are lined up and ready to go on the adventure of a lifetime!
-Camera shows all 24 characters, lined up behind a white line in the middle of a desert, carrying backpacks-
[Beretta] Now the intructions for the first leg of the journey are simple! After a 100 meter sprint, the contestants will arrive in a parking lot on the outskirts of Raccoon, where they will find twelve automobiles. The keys are already in the ignition, so it is essential to get there as fast as you can, as the good cars are first come, first serve! Their first goal is to get to the Raccoon City International Airport on the other side of town, as fast as they can! Now.on your mark.get set..-Fires .22- GO!
-Nobody moves-
[Beretta] ..
[Steve] So by go, you mean 'Go'?
[Beretta] Uh, being, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far the Ashfords are in first place because they each have a foot over the line illegally.
-All stare at each other, then take off running-
@MUSIC - MORTAL KOMBAT - TECHNO SYNDROME (The Main Theme)@
-Being BOWs, Wesker and Steve's teams dash into the head of the pack, while the other teams continue to give chase, with Barry and Irons taking up the rear-
[Irons] Too.much.weight!
[Barry] Shut up and run, or I'll make you into a sandwich!
-Wesker and Steve's teams arrive first, and a fight ensures regarding which team gets to take what car. Eventually, they all arrive, as they pile into various cars and take off like bats out of hell-
CARS:
Black Humvee - Albert Wesker/William Birkin Aston Martin V12 - Steve Burnside/Brad Vickers Ferarri GTO - Ark Thompson/Bruce McGyvan '56 Chevy - Jill Valentine/Chris Redfield Disused RPD Cruiser - Carlos Oliviera/Rodrigo Juan Raval BMW Motorbike - Claire Redfield/Leon S. Kennedy Volkswagon Jetta - Alfred Ashford/Alexia Ashford Ford Crown Victoria - Annette Birkin/Mikhail Victor Dodge Caravan - Ada Wong/Ben Buctolini GMC Jimmy - Rebecca Chambers/Billy Cohen Volvo 750 - Nikolai Zinoviev/Sherry Birkin Ford Escort - Barry Burton/Brian Irons
-Helicopter view of contestants on main highway-
[Black Humvee] -Rams Aston Martin-
[Steve] HEY! -Lowers speed to let Wesker pass-
[Bruce] SO LONG, SUCKERS! -Hits Nitro-
[Beretta] -While they race- Their goal is to reach the Raccoon City International Airport as quickly as they can. There are three planes departing the airport for their next destination, Halifax, Nova Scotia, and only four teams may board one plane. One leaves at Noon on the dot, direct for Halifax. Another leaves ten minutes later, but the teams on that plane will have to take a connecting flight from Frederecton, New Brunswick. And the final flight leaves an hour behind the first one. Even though it is a Concord jet, getting on the first flight is still crucial at this point.
[Ark] -Ferarri, in the lead- What the-?
-Massive backup on the highway due to road construction-
[Beretta] Ah, the joys of the summer highway projects. The teams will either have to wait, try to manouver around the construction, or carve their own path through oncoming traffic!
-Contestant cars are caught up in the traffic jam, scattered throughout-
[Wesker] The hell with this. -Floors it-
@MUSIC - COWBOY BEBOP - RUSH@
[Black Humvee] -Starts to drive into oncoming traffic, forcing innocent civilians to swerve left and right-
[Alfred] -In VW, dead last- Wait a minute, we don't have to put up with this, we're rich! -Puts index finger and thumb to mouth, whistles-
[Umbrella Military Chopper] -Lands next to them-
[The Ashfords] -Cackle/Laugh as they board the chopper, heading direct for the Airport-
[Claire] Those bastards! Hold on to your lunch Leon!
[BMW Motorbike] -Does pretty much the same thing as Wesker, just easier-
[Construction Worker] -Changes sign to 'Slow'-
[Beretta] And the rest of them are off! And it's a fight for the lead of the remaining nine cars between the Aston Martin V12 and the Fererri!
[Steve] -Rams the Ferarri-
[Bruce] -Starts shooting at the Aston Martin-
[Brad] AAAH! -Hides in the back-
[Ark] -Activates another Nitro-
-Meanwhile-
[Leon] -Has a deathgrip on Claire's waist- CLAIRE! SLOW DOWN!
[BMW Motorbike] -Uses some very fancy driving to manouver around Wesker's Humvee-
[Black Humvee] -Continues to try and ram Claire and Leon-
['56 Chevy] -Flies off an overpass and lands next to the Black Humvee-
[Chris] Jill, NOW!
[Jill] -Tosses a flaming Molotov cocktail on top of the humvee-
[William] !$#%$#
[The Ashfords] -Arrive at the airport in record time, checking in for the first flight-
[Alfred] -Hugs his sister- Oh Alexia, we made it!
[Alexia] And honestly, I might add. -Cackles-
-Back at the traffic jam-
[Nikolai] This does not help our mission.
[Sherry] -Opens up the Fast Forward enveloppe-
[Beretta] The Fast-Forward enables a team to skip all tasks and head directly for the pit stop, located at the Canadian Forces Base in Shearwater. In order to win this leg's Fast Forward, the teams must find the worker in charge of the highway construction, and ask for the ticket from him. The winners can then head to the Air Force section of the Airport, board an F/A 18 Figher Jet, and head directly for CFB Shearwater.
[Nikolai and Sherry] -Get out of their Volvo and start looking-
[Black Humvee, '56 Chevy, Ferarri GTO, Aston Martin V12, BMW Motorbike] -Pull into the parking lot for the Airport-
[Wesker] Go for broke! -Drives the Humvee through the wall leading to the boarding terminal-
[William] Sweet! -Gets out-
[BMW Motorbike] -Drives through the hole, and get out-
CONFIRMED FLIGHT BOOKINGS: 1ST JET: -The Ashfords -Wesker and William -Claire and Leon -[Still Open]
2ND AND 3RD: Still Available
{11:55AM}
[The Three Other Cars] -Park in No Parking Zones, Curbs, etc, and pile out with their belongings-
-All six of them race inside, with Chris tripping Brad and Steve shooting Ark in the leg-
[Jill and Chris] -Arrive at the boarding terminal, snag the last place on the first flight-
[Chris] Booya! -Kisses Jill-
[Ark/Bruce and Steve/Brad] -Engage in a fistfight despite the fact they've all made the 2nd flight-
-Meanwhile-
[Sherry] I got the ticket! I got the ticket! -Waves it around-
[Nikolai] Good girl! -Picks her up and runs towards the parked Volvo-
[Beretta] With the Fast-Forward in their hands, Nikolai and Sherry can now head directly for the pit stop!
{12:05PM - First Jet leaves}
[RPD Cruiser, Ford Crown Victoria, GMC Jimmy] -Arrive and park wherever the others didn't leave their cars-
[Carlos] C'mon! We gotta make the second flight!
[Rodrigo] I'm working on it you stupid Gringo!
[Billy] -Stabs Mikhail in the back-
[Mikhail] NYET! -Falls-
CONFIRMED FLIGHT BOOKINGS: 1ST FLIGHT (Departed): -The Ashfords -Wesker and William -Claire and Leon -Jill and Chris
2ND FLIGHT (Requires Xfer - Five minutes to takeoff): -Ark and Bruce -Steve and Brad -Carlos and Rodrigo -Billy and Rebecca
3RD FLIGHT (Concord direct to Halifax - 55 minutes to takeoff): -Mikhail and Annette
{12:15PM - Second flight leaves}
-On the first flight-
[Wesker] My dear Alexia, how did you manage to arrive at the airport ahead of us?
[Alfred] Ooo, such manners! We don't have to divulge the secrets of the Ashford family to scum like you!
[Claire] You're going down, Chris! -Sticks out tongue-
[Leon] Down boy. -Pets Claire-
[Jill] -Gives Claire the Loser gesture-
-Meanwhile-
[Dodge Caravan, Ford Escort] -Arrive finally-
[Barry/Brian, Ada/Ben] -Reserve their spots on the 3rd flight and gather in the lounge, and begin to conspire-
[Beretta] Seems we may already have an alliance forming!
{12:36PM - 24 minutes to last flight}
[Volvo 750] -Arrives at Air Force base-
[Nikolai] -Plops Sherry into the F/A 18, gets himself, does vertical takeoff and hits afterburner-
{1:00PM - Concord Leaves}
[Beretta] What will happen next? Will the Ashfords continue to cheat their way into the pole position? Or do the underdogs have a firm grip on the million dollar prize? After commercial, we'll find out! R&R please!
RESIDENT EVIL: THE AMAZING RACE!
Together, they will form alliances, grudges, and overall distaste for each other as they scramble across six continents and numerous Umbrella facilities as they try not to be the last team to hit the pit stop! In the end, only one team of two will walk out with the million dollar prize! Now let's meet our contestants!
Jill Valentine
Chris Redfield
Dating Couple/Co-Workers
Both of these two are members of Raccoon City USA's elite S.T.A.R.S. unit, and quite the couple after hours! They hope that their charisma, brains, and lasting sex appeal will win them more money then they'll ever make in a lifetime!
Claire Redfield
Leon Scott Kennedy
Long-Distance Dating
The two of them met in the Raccoon City incident, and since them have spent, in their words, 'Far too much time away from each other', and entered in the race to spend some quality time with each other, and for Miss Redfield to upstage her brother!
Albert Wesker
William Birkin
Co-Workers
One's a genetic freak, the other's a scientist! With Wesker working the brawn, and with the creator of the G-Virus as the brains of the operation, they see no excuse as to why they can't win!
Ada Wong
Ben Buctolini
Friends
Despite the fact both of them are either dead/in limbo until Resident Evil 4, they both have teamed up to win over the contest with their attitudes, natural flair, and the undying urge to find the truth!
Alfred Ashford
Alexia Ashford
Siblings/Stockholders in Umbrella Inc.
Already multi-millionaires due to their allegiance to the Umbrella Corporation, they're not in it for the money - But to prove to the other contestants that hands down, Umbrella always comes out on top!
Steve Burnside
Brad Vickers
Genetic Experiments
Also genetic freaks like Albert Wesker, will their newfound powers (And a testosterone injection for Steve) help them overcome their natural fears and defeat the ones they both hate, and love?
Barry Burton
Brian Irons
Weight-Watchers
The slightly overweight are good people too, and the two of them have joined forces to overthrow those with physiques different from them, vowing to stop Chris and Jill at any cost!
Rebecca Chambers
Billy Cohen
Former Partners
One's a spunky 18-year old medic, the other's a hardened criminal, put on the show to entertain and, should the two of them win, cancel out Billy Cohen's death penalty! Ms. Chambers continues to insist that he's innocent, and claims she will always be by his side!
Ark Thompson
Bruce McGyvan
Sharpshooters
Both of them stars of the Capcom GUN SURVIVOR series, with their cunning aim and undying courage, they'll shoot past the competition, no matter what odds are stacked up against them!
Carlos Oliviera
Rodrigo Juan Raval
Minority Group
Both out of towners when it comes to being American, they have banded together to prove to their American counterparts that other countries can come out on top!
Mikhail Victor
Annette Birkin
Scientist/Patient
The wife of William Birkin, Annette has joined forces with Mikhail Victor of the UBCS. With both of them intent on accomplishing their objectives with no concern whatsoever to their own well being, they will be a force to be reckoned with!
Nikolai Zinoviev
Sherry Birkin
Outcasts
Two loners and thought by many to be the underdogs of this contest, both their superior intelligence and undying determination may usurp the other contestants when they aren't paying attention!
@MUSIC - RESIDENT EVIL 2 - YOUR MISSION@
[Beretta] Here we are, on location just outside the rebuilt Raccoon City in Pennsylvania, for the beginning of this monumental contest! All 24 contestants are lined up and ready to go on the adventure of a lifetime!
-Camera shows all 24 characters, lined up behind a white line in the middle of a desert, carrying backpacks-
[Beretta] Now the intructions for the first leg of the journey are simple! After a 100 meter sprint, the contestants will arrive in a parking lot on the outskirts of Raccoon, where they will find twelve automobiles. The keys are already in the ignition, so it is essential to get there as fast as you can, as the good cars are first come, first serve! Their first goal is to get to the Raccoon City International Airport on the other side of town, as fast as they can! Now.on your mark.get set..-Fires .22- GO!
-Nobody moves-
[Beretta] ..
[Steve] So by go, you mean 'Go'?
[Beretta] Uh, being, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far the Ashfords are in first place because they each have a foot over the line illegally.
-All stare at each other, then take off running-
@MUSIC - MORTAL KOMBAT - TECHNO SYNDROME (The Main Theme)@
-Being BOWs, Wesker and Steve's teams dash into the head of the pack, while the other teams continue to give chase, with Barry and Irons taking up the rear-
[Irons] Too.much.weight!
[Barry] Shut up and run, or I'll make you into a sandwich!
-Wesker and Steve's teams arrive first, and a fight ensures regarding which team gets to take what car. Eventually, they all arrive, as they pile into various cars and take off like bats out of hell-
CARS:
Black Humvee - Albert Wesker/William Birkin Aston Martin V12 - Steve Burnside/Brad Vickers Ferarri GTO - Ark Thompson/Bruce McGyvan '56 Chevy - Jill Valentine/Chris Redfield Disused RPD Cruiser - Carlos Oliviera/Rodrigo Juan Raval BMW Motorbike - Claire Redfield/Leon S. Kennedy Volkswagon Jetta - Alfred Ashford/Alexia Ashford Ford Crown Victoria - Annette Birkin/Mikhail Victor Dodge Caravan - Ada Wong/Ben Buctolini GMC Jimmy - Rebecca Chambers/Billy Cohen Volvo 750 - Nikolai Zinoviev/Sherry Birkin Ford Escort - Barry Burton/Brian Irons
-Helicopter view of contestants on main highway-
[Black Humvee] -Rams Aston Martin-
[Steve] HEY! -Lowers speed to let Wesker pass-
[Bruce] SO LONG, SUCKERS! -Hits Nitro-
[Beretta] -While they race- Their goal is to reach the Raccoon City International Airport as quickly as they can. There are three planes departing the airport for their next destination, Halifax, Nova Scotia, and only four teams may board one plane. One leaves at Noon on the dot, direct for Halifax. Another leaves ten minutes later, but the teams on that plane will have to take a connecting flight from Frederecton, New Brunswick. And the final flight leaves an hour behind the first one. Even though it is a Concord jet, getting on the first flight is still crucial at this point.
[Ark] -Ferarri, in the lead- What the-?
-Massive backup on the highway due to road construction-
[Beretta] Ah, the joys of the summer highway projects. The teams will either have to wait, try to manouver around the construction, or carve their own path through oncoming traffic!
-Contestant cars are caught up in the traffic jam, scattered throughout-
[Wesker] The hell with this. -Floors it-
@MUSIC - COWBOY BEBOP - RUSH@
[Black Humvee] -Starts to drive into oncoming traffic, forcing innocent civilians to swerve left and right-
[Alfred] -In VW, dead last- Wait a minute, we don't have to put up with this, we're rich! -Puts index finger and thumb to mouth, whistles-
[Umbrella Military Chopper] -Lands next to them-
[The Ashfords] -Cackle/Laugh as they board the chopper, heading direct for the Airport-
[Claire] Those bastards! Hold on to your lunch Leon!
[BMW Motorbike] -Does pretty much the same thing as Wesker, just easier-
[Construction Worker] -Changes sign to 'Slow'-
[Beretta] And the rest of them are off! And it's a fight for the lead of the remaining nine cars between the Aston Martin V12 and the Fererri!
[Steve] -Rams the Ferarri-
[Bruce] -Starts shooting at the Aston Martin-
[Brad] AAAH! -Hides in the back-
[Ark] -Activates another Nitro-
-Meanwhile-
[Leon] -Has a deathgrip on Claire's waist- CLAIRE! SLOW DOWN!
[BMW Motorbike] -Uses some very fancy driving to manouver around Wesker's Humvee-
[Black Humvee] -Continues to try and ram Claire and Leon-
['56 Chevy] -Flies off an overpass and lands next to the Black Humvee-
[Chris] Jill, NOW!
[Jill] -Tosses a flaming Molotov cocktail on top of the humvee-
[William] !$#%$#
[The Ashfords] -Arrive at the airport in record time, checking in for the first flight-
[Alfred] -Hugs his sister- Oh Alexia, we made it!
[Alexia] And honestly, I might add. -Cackles-
-Back at the traffic jam-
[Nikolai] This does not help our mission.
[Sherry] -Opens up the Fast Forward enveloppe-
[Beretta] The Fast-Forward enables a team to skip all tasks and head directly for the pit stop, located at the Canadian Forces Base in Shearwater. In order to win this leg's Fast Forward, the teams must find the worker in charge of the highway construction, and ask for the ticket from him. The winners can then head to the Air Force section of the Airport, board an F/A 18 Figher Jet, and head directly for CFB Shearwater.
[Nikolai and Sherry] -Get out of their Volvo and start looking-
[Black Humvee, '56 Chevy, Ferarri GTO, Aston Martin V12, BMW Motorbike] -Pull into the parking lot for the Airport-
[Wesker] Go for broke! -Drives the Humvee through the wall leading to the boarding terminal-
[William] Sweet! -Gets out-
[BMW Motorbike] -Drives through the hole, and get out-
CONFIRMED FLIGHT BOOKINGS: 1ST JET: -The Ashfords -Wesker and William -Claire and Leon -[Still Open]
2ND AND 3RD: Still Available
{11:55AM}
[The Three Other Cars] -Park in No Parking Zones, Curbs, etc, and pile out with their belongings-
-All six of them race inside, with Chris tripping Brad and Steve shooting Ark in the leg-
[Jill and Chris] -Arrive at the boarding terminal, snag the last place on the first flight-
[Chris] Booya! -Kisses Jill-
[Ark/Bruce and Steve/Brad] -Engage in a fistfight despite the fact they've all made the 2nd flight-
-Meanwhile-
[Sherry] I got the ticket! I got the ticket! -Waves it around-
[Nikolai] Good girl! -Picks her up and runs towards the parked Volvo-
[Beretta] With the Fast-Forward in their hands, Nikolai and Sherry can now head directly for the pit stop!
{12:05PM - First Jet leaves}
[RPD Cruiser, Ford Crown Victoria, GMC Jimmy] -Arrive and park wherever the others didn't leave their cars-
[Carlos] C'mon! We gotta make the second flight!
[Rodrigo] I'm working on it you stupid Gringo!
[Billy] -Stabs Mikhail in the back-
[Mikhail] NYET! -Falls-
CONFIRMED FLIGHT BOOKINGS: 1ST FLIGHT (Departed): -The Ashfords -Wesker and William -Claire and Leon -Jill and Chris
2ND FLIGHT (Requires Xfer - Five minutes to takeoff): -Ark and Bruce -Steve and Brad -Carlos and Rodrigo -Billy and Rebecca
3RD FLIGHT (Concord direct to Halifax - 55 minutes to takeoff): -Mikhail and Annette
{12:15PM - Second flight leaves}
-On the first flight-
[Wesker] My dear Alexia, how did you manage to arrive at the airport ahead of us?
[Alfred] Ooo, such manners! We don't have to divulge the secrets of the Ashford family to scum like you!
[Claire] You're going down, Chris! -Sticks out tongue-
[Leon] Down boy. -Pets Claire-
[Jill] -Gives Claire the Loser gesture-
-Meanwhile-
[Dodge Caravan, Ford Escort] -Arrive finally-
[Barry/Brian, Ada/Ben] -Reserve their spots on the 3rd flight and gather in the lounge, and begin to conspire-
[Beretta] Seems we may already have an alliance forming!
{12:36PM - 24 minutes to last flight}
[Volvo 750] -Arrives at Air Force base-
[Nikolai] -Plops Sherry into the F/A 18, gets himself, does vertical takeoff and hits afterburner-
{1:00PM - Concord Leaves}
[Beretta] What will happen next? Will the Ashfords continue to cheat their way into the pole position? Or do the underdogs have a firm grip on the million dollar prize? After commercial, we'll find out! R&R please!