Summary: The bebop crew have crash landed on earth and have taken refuge in a big house. Little do they know that many other people are coming to live here too and you'll probably recognize them. Why? Because it's another anime crossover! Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, and Inuyasha collide! Prepare for madness and randomness!

Disclaimer: I do not own Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha, or FLCL. Heck I don't even own the characters!

Special Disclaimer: I also do not own the character Serenity. She belongs to Maru-sha. I have been given permission by her to use this character in my story. Thank you.

Now read!

-Randall Flagg2

(1)

"God damn it Jet can't you get this ship under control?!" Spike screamed as the not so good ship bebop tumbled through space.

"I'm trying, I'm trying!" Jet yelled back as he wrestled with the controls. He was doing his best, but to no avail. The bebop was falling through space and it was completely out of control.

Ed and Ein came flying through the hallway as the ship lurched again and crashed into Jet. The three of them fell to the floor in a heap.

"Ed does not want to die!" Ed wailed as she got up again. "Ed is too young to die!"

Spike turned on Jet. "This is your fault you know! You let Ed get to the control room and try to pilot the ship!"

"Not intentionally!"

The ship lurched again and Faye was flung into the control room. The shrew woman crashed into Spike, head first.

"Get off of me!" Spike roared, shoving Faye off.

"Hey sorry but it's hard to stand when the ship is spiraling towards certain annihilation!" Faye retorted.

Outside, a planet began to come into view. It was difficult to see which one it was at first, but then it became fully visible. The bebop crew saw it was the planet earth.

As they continued to fall towards the blue planet, Ed looked out the window and was greeted by a very strange sight indeed. A blazing flash of the brightest red she had ever seen flew by. It was followed by what looked like a woman with pink hair on a yellow vespa.

"Bebop! Ed just saw a woman on a motorbike chase a red flash outside!"

Everybody looked at her as if she had gone crazy. Well, okay. Crazier then she already was.

"That's childish Ed, even for you." Spike muttered.

"Brace for impact! We're entering earth's orbit!" Jet called. Everybody grabbed onto something and prepared for the worst to come.

(2)

The bebop entered earths orbit five minutes later. Thankfully, they were over a forest instead of a city or a town so there would be no loss of life.

The bebop landed with a loud crash that shook the forest. Trees of all sorts were toppled under the weight of the ship. Animals fled for their lives. Strangely, no people came to investigate the loud noise. No people at all.

All was silent for some time.

Then the door to the bebop opened and the crew stepped out.

(3)

"So where are we Jet?" Spike asked, rubbing his head.

"Earth. Where else?"

"I mean where are we on earth?"

Jet seemed not to hear him. He was too shocked about his ship. Or what was left of it after the crash.

"God damn it, how are we going to get off of this planet?! Our ship is ruined!" Jet yelled.

Faye shrugged her shoulders. "Beats me."

Ed and Ein were busy looking around the forest. It was rare that you found a forest on earth nowadays, especially after the gate incident.

Ed hugged a tree which Ein was sniffing. "Ed is so happy to be on earth again! Home sweet home!"

"Well if we're stranded on earth we might as well try to find shelter. No sense staying out in the woods." Spike suggested.

Ed pointed to the south. "Ed sees a path! Maybe it will lead to a house!"

Spike and Faye started for the path, Jet following them. Ein was already with Ed. The hacker was probably wrong, but then again this could lead to civilization and that was what they needed at this very moment. After all, beggars couldn't be choosers.

So they followed Ed's lead to the south down the path.

(4)

At last, they came to a clearing. The sight before them was truly amazing. They had never seen a house like this.

"Think we can stay here Jet?" Spike asked.

"I think so. Doesn't look like anybody lives here."

The house did indeed look deserted, but that did not mean it was not beautiful. The house was enormous, the color a combination of silver white and aqua blue. It had burgundy red curtains hanging in the windows. The door leading into the house was a shade of green. It was not a killer, but it was still beautiful nonetheless.

Ed ran up to the door and tried the lock. Much to her surprise it opened. Even more, the door did not squeak or sound rusty. It slid opened as if it had been put up yesterday.

"Ed are you sure that's a good idea?" Faye called.

"Ed is sure! House is empty!"

Faye looked a bit nervous. "I don't know you guys. I get the feeling somebody has already been here."

Spike's eyes widened. "You nervous? That's something new."

"Well, I guess we can go in. I just had a hunch, that's all."

They gathered their courage and went inside.

(5)

The interior of the house looked clean and tidy, almost as if somebody had just tended to it. There were three hallways: one to the right, one to the left leading upstairs, and one leading forward. The one on the right led into a large kitchen. The left hallway led to a large staircase. What was upstairs could not be seen from here. The last hallway led into a living room with four couches and a TV. There were assorted plants and various other things inside too.

"Not a bad place Jet. It looks kind of old though."

Faye looked at the TV. "Yeah it looks like something from the year two thousand and four. Heck most of this stuff looks like it was from that time period."

Ed squealed from the other room. "Look what Ed found!"

"What did you find Ed?" Jet's question was answered as Ed came into the room holding a blue rickenbacker bass guitar.

"Where did you find that?" Spike asked.

"Ed found it in the living room!"

Spike took the guitar and strummed it. It still played pretty well.

"Well, we might as well set up here for awhile. It looks clean enough."

"Yeah. There's probably plenty of room in this house." Jet replied.

Spike laid down on the couch and slowly let himself drift off to sleep. This was going to be a long day.

(Ending theme is The Real Folk Blues)

Spike's voice: Now that we've landed on earth, what will happen? I still don't know how this house can be so old and yet be in such good condition. And who is this pink haired woman who calls herself Haruko? I don't know either, but she seems to be after something. Next time on Random Adventures with the Bebop: the woman with the rickenbacker guitar! Sayonara!

And there it is. My first attempt at a random story. Hope you like it. I need ideas. Give any ideas you have to me. Bye!

-Randall Flagg2