Disclaimer: As annoying as it is to put this in each chapter…..I'm still going to miss it….I don't own Re4, James Bond, or Gilligan's Island.

Luna:sheds tears: I can't believe it….the last chapter! Anyway, I just realized now that the Pilot in the last chapter's actual name was Mike, which I completely forgot about but thanks for informing me, people! As for the idea of doing an Assignment Ada or Mercenaries, I'm not sure if I'm going to do that cause I haven't really thought of any good material for that. But I will write more RE fics, I already have an idea for one although it won't be a parody but it includes Leon and that's all I'm giving away so far…..To all my reviewers: Thanks so much for reviews! It really gives me inspiration to write more and update quicker! I hope you enjoyed my fic and now the grande finale…..

Chapter 28: Leon v.s Saddler

Leon and Ashley ended up at the construction site where a merchant was.

" My un-infected senses tell me that the final boss battle is up ahead," said Leon, " So, merchant, do you have a Rocket Launcher you can lend me?"

" Sure, stranger," said the merchant.

Leon went down half way and said, " Ashley, you stay here. I have a score to settle."

Ashley sighed, " My hero…."

Leon entered the area where Ada was tied up to a piece of machinery, a rope around her neck. Saddler was there, and extended his hand.

" Wow, Saddler, you need new moves," said Leon, and threw his knife at the rope strangling Ada.

Ada got up, and Leon said, " Run."

" Stupid American!" cried Saddler, " What, do you think you're going to win like in your American movies? Like that idiot James Bond? Let me free you from your stupid American clichés."

" No one insults James Bond!" shouts Leon, going into bad ass mode.

Then, a very gross thing happened. Blade spider-like legs busted out Saddler's head, his face got deformed and his mouth huge. The gross thing was there was a large eye ball in his mouth. Eww….

" Ahahahaha!" laughed Leon, " This is gonna be too easy!"

He equipped and shot the Rocket Launcher. Saddler went down, but he wasn't dead.

" What the hell?" screamed Leon.

In a rage, Leon ran at it and poked out one of its many eyes with his knife. Then he started sniping them out and poking the eyes out some more.

Suddenly, Ada appeared and said, " Leon, use this!"

She threw a Rocket Launcher at him.

" Whoa….Déjà vu…." said Leon.

He raced to get the Rocket Launcher and then said, " Hey, it my Rocket Launcher didn't kill him, why would her's?"

" Cause it's special," I said.

He looked at it. It said 'specialized Rocket Launcher'. In other words, the game developers didn't want anyone to beat Saddler with a purchased Rocket Launcher cause that would be to easy. And the creativity of the name, 'specialized'.

Leon used it, and killed Saddler once and for all. WHOOP! Leon went to inspect the body to perhaps steal his wallet, and found a vial of purple liquid.

He picked it up, and felt a gun against his head.

" Hand it over, Leon." said Ada, icily.

" Here," he said, handing it over, " You know, you really are sending mixed signals. First your working for Umbrella and then you save me and now you put a gun to my head?"

Ada smiled, and did a swan dive off the roof. A helicopter was flying upward, Ada in the seat.

" Leon, I'm going to blow up this place to rekindle our tradition of meeting in a tragedy, me being mysterious and saving you, then confusing you and then getting the place blown up or nuked," said Ada, " Catch. And of might of added an extra 3 minutes if you at least said thank you when I helped you save the brat."

Leon caught the jet ski key, and then said. " Wait! Will I ever see you again?"

" Maybe….But I know I'll be seeing you…." she said, referring to her obsession and stalking of him.

The helicopter flew off.

Leon raced back to Ashley and grabbed her by the wrist.

" Come on, this place is gonna blow," said Leon.

" It's gonna WHAT?" she shouted.

" Blow," said Leon, " You know. Explode. Go boom. KABLOOM!"

" I know what it means…." said Ashley.

Leon and Ashley boarded the jet-ski.

" Come on sweetheart," said Leon, " I have to talk and say stupid stuff so I can waste more time so we can leave just as it explodes for more suspense!"

They zoomed on the jet-ski, dodged the falling rocks and finally reached the exit. Just as the place exploded.

The jet ski flew up ward, and Ashley fell off.

" Ashley? Ashley!" screamed Leon, looking around frantically, " Great. I got this far and now you just have to die. I'll never get a replica jacket at this rate."

" Leon!" shouted Ashley, surfacing.

He helped her onto the jet-ski.

" So that's it. Mission accomplished. Right Leon?" asked Ashley.

" Not quite," said Leon, " I still have to get you home safe. And buy a new jacket."

" Oh. So, Leon, you wanna comeback to my place for some overtime?" asked Ashley, trying to sound as seductive as possible.

" Kat…." I said.

" Yeah." she answered.

" Did she ask what I think she just asked?"

" Yeppp…..Can she get any slutter?"

" What?" asked Leon.

" You know," said Ashley, " since you never did give me an answer when I screamed, 'Marry me'; so I figured you didn't like commitment. So it doesn't have to be. It can just be a one night thing. Or two-"

"NO WAY!" screamed Leon.

" I knew you were going to say that," said Ashley, " What if I paid you?"

" Uh, no." said Leon.

"…so that lady in red…"

" She's my girlfriend, my heartthrob, my main squeeze, Ashley. My soul mate! And I'll never betray Ada!" said Leon.

Somewhere, Ada is shedding a tear to Leon's speech of loyalty; because she bugged his vest with a recorder. Aww…..how romantic…makes me wanna puke…

So Leon and Ashley rode off into the sunset.

THE END

Wait, no, not over yet.

" Hey Hunnigan, I did it!" said Leon, " I deserve a medal. Or Pez! Or a medal of Pez!"

" Hehe….Gilligan! The Skipper too!" sang Hunnigan.

" Hey, no glasses. You look kinda cute, but I love Ada more!" said Leon.

" The monkeys ate my glasses," giggled Hunnigan, " Coconuts…."

" Uh-huh…I would ask you out, but I'm bounded to Ada for eternity and you're a bit too…..insane for my tastes," said Leon.

" May I remind you that you're still on duty?" cried Hunnigan, " He he….I said duty…."

" Uh….sure."

" You're on duty!"

" I know! Story of my life…."

THE END!

" Wait!" screamed Leon, " The story of my life is also that people keep lying to me, I have voices in my head, Ada sends mixed signals all the time, Umbrella is everywhere, I like Pez, Ashley keeps trying to seduce me and we're all going to become INFECTED!"

The end…..for the last time!