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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Kuroshitsuji.
Updated profile lmao but i wont erase the previous cooz im lazy.
2020
18yrs! Im not really on here anymore, yall can find me on ao3/Archive of our own @VioletteAngel71 3
Love the smut n shiz haha
love to roleplay but i dont have enough time sadlyyy
Find me on instagram @ my rp acc : dailyyaoisketches
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2014
Name: Call me Escence ((how old was i when i made this...-2017))
Age: Hehe, two words: under-age :3
About myself: Im a goodie goodie in school and a overly-crazy yaoi perv everywhere else besides home...unless I'm under the covers watching STUFF XD, and uh...I'm 12... :). I love everyone ... but sadly not many even know me. T.T I'm also very energetic sometimes and LOVE to pair up yaoi couples from kids in my school to random people on the streets cuz...I'm a worldwide match-maker. :p
Odd things about me: Well first of all...Me, Me, and Me. And the fact that I Eskimo kiss my friends as a greeting. Hee hee, ish so fun.:3
THAT'S ME!!!!
I also changed my pen name thingy from Sasukitty4728 to EtheralEscencexAllHotNaruGuys. :3
So, I guess that about wraps it up.
Btw, I stalk you (stalker smirk).
My friend's reaction:
...D:
My BFF's reaction:
...:D :D :D
Your reaction:
...meh, I'll leave dat up to you. ;p
Teehee, I'm coming...
(No, not THAT way)
If you read this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly and then send to your top 10 favorite followers:
1. I like my face
2. I like my eyes
3. I like that I can act cute and perverted at the same time
4. I like that I like to make people happy
5. I like ME
:D x100
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. the Oreos liked her better anyways...
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt
And now for a sad poem. (Tada!)
I've Earned My Wings
I'm sorry mommy I left you so soon,
I was there when the angels woke you up at noon.
I know I was gone from the flash from the start,
Mommy Remember!
I'll always be in your heart.
I listen to you dearly, when you visit my grave.
Please don't cry, be sad. Continue to be brave.
I didn't mean to leave you and daddy so soon.
I was looking from heaven when everyone released their balloons.
Take care of my big brother, big sister, and daddy too.
There will always and forever be a part of me living in you.
I'll be waiting for you here, at the golden gate.
Time is ticking mommy, Please don't be late!
I long to embrace you in my arms.
Don't worry Mommy!
I'm at a place where there is no harm.
I've earned my wings. I live in the sky.
I'm watching everyday mommy so please don't cry!
Love, Your Son
Source: http:///poem/ive-earned-my-wings-im-sorry-mommy-i-left-you-so-soon#ixzz3BKUQulty
Family Friend Poems
Okay, yayyy that was some crappy crap. So I know I have sucky stories and I really would appreciate if you could help me cuz im sooooooooo confused right now. personally, I think my stories are crap. so if you would kindly tell your opinion on what to do with them it would be most appreciated. ;3
soooooooo, PM me
PS: You stay alive for those who love you, not for you. Awful but true words. Remember them.
Ahahahah, I found something
OROCHIMARU TRIES TO EXPLAIN SEX TO OUR DEAR SASUKE. :3
Orochimaru: Sasuke-kun if you don't eat your breakfast you won't grow up to be a big and strong avenger.
Sasuke: If I have some fucking breakfast, will you leave me alone?
Orochimaru: Sure.
Sasuke: Fine. *takes some coffee*
Orochimaru: Sasuke-kun, I couldn't help but notice that you have been more tense lately...
Sasuke: I see.
Orochimaru: I've been thinking this through and I think I know what your problem is...
Sasuke: Hm...*takes a sip from his coffee*
Orochimaru: You're horny.
Sasuke: *spits out his coffee* Wh-what?
Orochimaru: It's just normal for a boy at your age to be curious about sex.
Sasuke: Whaaaaaat?
Orochimaru: *sigh* I think it's time to tell you about sex.
Sasuke: ...Seriously...What the Hell?!?
Orochimaru: While growing up there will be a time...
Sasuke: Wha-wha-what? I don't wanna discuss this! Especially not with you! Go away!
Orochimaru: I'm not going anywhere, mister, until I've told you everything about the wonders of sex.
Sasuke: *goes pale*
Orochimaru: Like I was saying there will be a time when you start to have this pent-up sexual frustration that puberty has brought on. In other words, you're horny and you wanna get laid. Big time.
Sasuke: *goes even more pale*
Orochimaru: Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Sometimes more than just two people...It can be also a beautiful thing between three people. Or four people. Or even more if you're lucky.
Sasuke: *looks highly disturbed*
Orochimaru: At first you may feel that everyone else is way more experienced than you are, but it's not true. Well except in Kabuto's case, he's way too nerd to get laid. Only things that he gets kicks out of is Nintendo Wii and Star Trek, but like I said even though you might feel that you're more inexperienced than others, it's ok. You just have to stop being a wuss and start lying. Since that's what real men do when talking about sex, Sasuke-kun, they lie that they have gotten some. Weeeeell except in Kabuto's case. He doesn't have enough imagination to come up with stories like that and who the Hell would believe him, anyway?
Sasuke: *starts to gag*
Orochimaru: Sex is like a ninja battle: sweat, weird positions, screaming, intense physical contact and other people will find highly questionable if you prefer to do it with your best male friend. Especially if you do it in public. Remember that it doesn't matter who started it, all that matters is that you'll be on top. First you might find it difficult to do but when you learn the right techniques it will be alright...
Kabuto: Shouldn't you also inform him about protection?
Orochimaru: That's true. Always sleep kunai under your pillow for your own safety.
Sasuke: I feel SO sick.
Orochimaru: I even drew some pictures for you! I was going to draw you and that pink-haired girl as an example but I've lost my pink crayon. So now it's you and Naruto instead, hope you don't mind. *looks at the drawing* But I have to say it's been so long since I've had sex that I don't know if they have changed it... In fact I don't even recall who gets tied up...
Sasuke: OKAY, I'VE FUCKING HAD IT! SHUT THE HELL UP, ALREADY! YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!
Orochimaru: ...?
Kabuto: ...?
Sasuke: I've seen my brother killing my parents, I've been marked with this fucking cursed seal, I've gone through these fucking nerve-racking missions... Hell, I even saw Rock Lee naked once...
Orochimaru: ...Ew!
Kabuto: ...*shrugs*
Sasuke: ...But still you two are the most disturbing thing that has ever happened to me! You guys are just fucking nuts! *kicks Orochimaru and Kabuto out of his room* Don't ever, I said EVER, mention anything about this to me again. *slams the door shut*
Orochimaru: *knocks* Sasuke-kun? I understand that sex can be an awkward thing but...
Sasuke: BURN IN HELL!
Orochimaru: Sasuke-kun is always so shy.
Kabuto: I bet he won't come out of his room for days now.
Orochimaru: Our Sasuke-kun is growing up and I taught him something important. I feel like the perfect parent. But it kinda hurts my non-existent feelings that he didn't even look at my drawings after I put so much of my blood, tears and sweat on these!
Kabuto: You have way too much free time Orochimaru-sama
Here's the link to a Jean x Eren Fic. :3
http:///works/4135116
i also have an ao3 acc check me out at VioletteAngel71