The Driver

Chapter 1 Subway And Beautiful Babe's

Author By: Dominate One

Rated M boyxboy
Warning: if you don't like SasuNaru turn back and go to something that's het! Traitors!!

Beta'd By The Evil Twin Of Gaara

Here we go again. Uzumaki Naruto thought as he saw yet another girl he'd never seen before stepping inside along with the bastard. He slammed the door shut as soon as her dress was out of the door's way. He would be damned if he got yelled at by the girl, the bastard didn't really care about what the girl was wearing, so thankfully the bastard would never yell at him as long as it wasn't his own clothes being shut in the door..

Naruto went to the driver's side of the short limousine, and of course, it had to be an exact color or the bastard would never step foot into something that wasn't black or close to being black.

Naruto started the engine and pulled away from the sidewalk and toward the ball where the Uchiha's were having a get-together party for anybody who was somebody. Naruto had the tinted window rolled up that separated the front from the back; he didn't like nor wanted to watch the Uchiha flirt. If staring at her like a meat was flirting, that's all he really did.

He didn't think the Uchiha could flirt other then staring, and he got laid so much more than him.

Naruto had to watch for street signs since his directions weren't perfect. He had to circle a few times and silently prayed that Sasuke didn't notice they had been circling the same building three times, but with the tinted window still rolled up, chances were good that he was still staring at the raven-haired girl.

Naruto grimaced at the time, he was about fifteen minutes late to the ball and was too embarrassed to roll down the window and ask for direction. He'd save that as a last resort. He grabbed a piece of paper that had been lying at his side and unfolded it with some help from his chest.

He looked at the writing he had scribbled down as Orochimaru told him the address to the fancy-place ball. He had to watch the road and other cars as he tried to locate the street he needed to turn on. "Where are you Shiranui Street…" he muttered when his eyes zeroed to the small green sign. "There is no Shiranui street…Damn it, Orochimaru..."

Naruto had to stop as the car in front of him applied the brakes; he rubbed two fingers over his temple as he felt an oncoming headache. "Come on!" He let out a frustrated cry as the guy in front refused to move. "Must be on the cell phone," he muttered before honking the horn loudly.

"What's goin' on up there?" a girl's voice rang inside the backseat of the limousine.

Naruto turned his head to stare at the tinted window. "Nothing," he said back and hoped that was the last time he would speak to the girl.

"Is that guy an idiot…" Naruto heard the girl ask the bastard.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched, he slapped the steering wheel with his hand. "Listen princess-"

"Naruto," Sasuke voice said in a firm tone, "are we close to the place?"

Lie Naruto, lie! "Yea..." Naruto's eyes shifted all around, he had a habit of doing that when he lied. He was just glad Sasuke wasn't next to him or he'd be receiving a whack to the head. Naruto's eyes widen at the street name, "here you are." He let out a thankful sigh as he turned onto the street and drove all the way down it. He turned on the first left and immediately was surrounded by other limousines. He watched the front with people walking in with lights flashed. He waited until the limousines' line thinned out before heading to the sidewalk where people were taking pictures of everyone that came and went.

At least I got the Uchiha here, not on time but who cares? He thought proudly as he pulled right next to the sidewalk. Naruto got out of the limo and walked around the back and to the door, flashes of light blinding him as he opened the door.

The first to get out was Sasuke and then...her.

"Well it's about time," she said as she was stepping from the limo.

Naruto just went with the flow. He lightly pushed the door, intending to shut it on her dress. That was the plan until Sasuke caught the door. The raven male leaned into him, "I know you hate her, but for me, deal with her. See ya in a few." He stepped away from the blond and held out his hand for her to take, and that's what she did.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at their backs; he waited until they were inside before shutting the door and went around to the driver's seat. Naruto pulled away from the sidewalk and back onto the road, knowing he'd be back in thirty minutes. Naruto and Sasuke had this code; every time he said 'see you in a few' meant thirty minutes, 'see you in awhile' meant ten minutes.

Naruto drove until he spotted a Subway, take-outs were better then his own cooking. Somehow he got the limousine into the parking lot; he locked the doors and went inside.

He ordered two foot longs BMTs, American cheese, toasted with tomatoes, ranch, and eastside sauce. He paid for them and went back to the limousine and placed the bag on the seat beside him. He absentmindedly glanced at the clock on the dashboard, he had 20 more minutes before picking them up; where should he go? He didn't need gas as he saw the red stick close to F.

He guessed he could drive around aimlessly, he didn't want to go too far, so the best thing he could do was drive around in circles. Naruto wanted to eat one of the Subs right now, but he'd have to wait. He sighed as he turned on another corner.

Naruto looked around for a place to park and found an empty parking lot near a donut shop. He couldn't stop thinking about them but he refused to get out of the limousine just for a few donuts that he would regret later...

'Rich And Powerful'

Sasuke had been dragged to this place mainly because his parents forced him to. Sasuke looked over at the group of dancers, he and the girl he was with were sitting at a table and he refused to dance. He looked over at his date, and of course, she was staring at him. Sasuke crossed his leg over the other as he watched everyone else. He looked around for his parents and saw them with his brother and his girlfriend of an hour now. She was pretty. Sasuke had the chance to meet her and she was dumber then a rock, with her big tits and pearl white teeth, she didn't even know what a book was.

"Sasuke, I'm thirsty," The girl said to him.

What was he suppose to do? "Yeah, well, go get some punch."

"OK!" she said a little too chipper for someone that was rudely told to go get it herself.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "idiot."

The girl got up from the chair; she seemed to glide as she walked over to the punch bowl. Sasuke shook his head as he turned his head away from her. Sasuke had his eyes on another girl, he gave a sideways glance back to his date, seeing that she was still there, Sasuke stood up. He shifted his jacket, and walked right over to two girls...

'Rich And Powerful'

Eating those donuts were a really bad idea. Naruto rubbed his stomach; he was frustrated with himself for giving in so easily. Naruto looked at the time; his facial expression frowned from the earlier one. He was late...

Naruto threw the empty box onto the floorboard and brushed the crumbes off of him and started the limo.

'Rich And Powerful'

Naruto pulled along side the sidewalk where a moody Uchiha and the whatever-girl-that-was still had a cheerful smile on her face. Naruto didn't get out of the car. He knew the bastard could open his own damn door. He was glad that Sasuke did in fact open his own door and let the girl get in first and then himself.

Naruto drove back to the girl's apartment building. Naruto didn't budge when it was time for him to get out and open the door for the immature girl. The blond crossed his arms over his chest, he wasn't going to do it. Let the girl with French nails actually open her own door for once in her entire life. Let the bitch break a nail!

There was a cough from the back.

Don't pay attention to her! Just let it go... Naruto actually did calm himself down.

"HellOOOOOO." The girl's voice asked from the back. "Sasuke I think you need BETTER help than this moron."

Naruto slouched down, his hands went to his hair, gripping and pulling. "Bastard! Get this bitch out or you can WALK home!"

There was a bang on the glass window. "You can't talk to Sasuke like that!"

Naruto turned his head around to see her pressed closely to the glass. "Yes I can. The bastard can't even get a driver's license."

The girl scoffed, "Sasuke?! Are you going to let the 'help' talk like that to you?!"

"Hn."

The blond scoffed, "Bastard! Are you going to let this 'tarp' talk like that to the guy that gets you places and back?!"

"Hn."

The raven haired girl began banging her tiny fist against the window. "I am no tarp. And you can't even be called 'help' cause can't even do that!"

"Hn."

Naruto turned around, his hands gripping the steering wheel. "Listen, can I call you slut. Listen slut, I'm about to call your pimp if you don't get out!"

Sasuke chuckled a 'hn.'

The girl let out a frustrated cry. "You are a useless person; nobody will ever know your name. I on the other hand will be known and I'll be looking down on you as you look through trash cans!"

Sasuke growled a 'hn.'

"I could care less if I was unknown, but since you care if you are known. I, an unknown, don't know your name or care to know!" Naruto flung his hand to the window, slapping the glass that had her forehead pressed against it.

"Hn."

"That does it! I don't have to stay here and put up with this!" the girl screamed in a high note tone. She got out all by herself, "bye Sasuke-sama. Call me!" she slammed the door shut. "Later loser!" the girl walked around the limo front, sticking out her tongue.

Naruto revved the engine.

"Naruto!" an alarmed voice called out from the back.

"I wasn't going to do it...I'll come back later and run over that ninety pound pure bitch," he whispered at the last part. Naruto felt the limousine move and turned his head to see Sasuke get out and move to the passenger door. He got in and looked over at the blond. "What? You want me to apologize to her? 'Cause it ain't gonna happen"

Sasuke just shook his head, "You got the subs?"

Naruto pointed a finger at the floor broad where the bag was, Sasuke's hands picked it up and set it on his lap.

"Same place?"

Sasuke gave him a nod.

'Rich And Powerful'

Naruto parked at the lover's lane and he and Sasuke got out of the limo. They got on top of the hood and leaned back to stare at the view.

"Get her!" Naruto shouted to the car beside him, laughing when the guy flipped him off. He looked over at Sasuke to see him grinning. He handed him one of the subs. Naruto had sat Indian-style as Sasuke just leaned back on the window. They sat there and ate while harassing the make outers, some even drove away; Naruto thought they were doing their parents a favor. "So, how was your date?" Naruto dragged out each word.

"Don't worry. I'm not going to go back out with her, but I did get a few digits from a pink-haired and blonde chick."

Naruto blinked, "Let me get this straight, you were ON a date and you hit on two chicks AND got their phone numbers..." Naruto extended his fist towards Sasuke, "player." He said a high pitch tone. Sasuke brought his fist up, banging knuckles together.

"I could hook you up with one of them." Sasuke said offhandedly.

"Hmm?" Naruto chewed and swallowed, "Nah! I'm good. I don't do relations..." Naruto had just finished half of his sub and started on the other half. Relations that involve girls...

TBC