Antonio has finally gotten Lovino to agree to marry him! Sadly, a terrible accident not only lands him in a hospital, but also completely without memories. Antonio must now find a way to make Lovino fall in love with him again. However, it would seem someone else has also set their sights on the little Italian...

(Want my advice? Skip the first chappie! It's not that funny XD) This is what happens when the Hetalia characters get onto Cleverbot...Please don't be intimidated by the number of chappies! Most are actually quite short...trust me. Basically this is meant to be a pick-me-up and for laughs! Rated T for language and because I'm weird XD ; ALL CHARACTERS

England came to visit America, but gets in a fatal crash and sent to the hospital. When he wakes up, he forgets all the memories that he had with America. Every single one, from the day they met to the present. Yet as England begins to remember more about America, he realizes that America may be more than just a friend to him; USUK

This will be a collection of short (less than 5,000 words) USUK one-shots. They'll be various AUs, both human and country, and I'm not sure how many of them there'll be. But come on in and enjoy!

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

After their foster parents beat and neglect them for years, two Italian brothers cope in different ways. Feliciano cuts. Lovino takes it out on everyone else in remarks and punches. But after Lovino gets expelled, the two enroll in Hetalia High School. It seems just like another year of hell, at least until a German and Spaniard start coming too close to their secret for comfort…

This is a collection of one-shots about certain countries going insane. This will be marked incomplete until I am finished with a extensive list of ideas. Rated T for future insanity. New Addition: Prussia: The Ace of Laughter

Welcome to World Academy! Meet the world through the eyes of the Italy twins, Britain, the awesome Prussia and many others! At this amazing school, the nations will meet and get to know each other perfectly. Some will be friends, some will be enemies, and some may get a chance to be more than friends! Online lives included, human names used, rated T for Romano.

Lovino is the grandson of the head of the mafia. Antonio is an assassin hired to kill him. However, his plan to off lovino goes horribly awry, and he ends up being coerced into being one of lovino's bodyguards. He can handle risking his life on a day-to-day basis, but when he begins to fall head over heels for the Italian, can he risk his heart?

Beauty and the Beast Parody - Yao is the odd one out in the entire village, and just wants to feel like he fits in. Maybe that wish can come true with a Beast named Ivan, who was cursed until he can find love and be loved in return. -Rochu-

[AU] Nanase Haruka is a talented but unknown violinist who needs a push to get his music out there and sold. When a famous pianist discovers him, Haru's not sure if it's what he really wanted. [MakoxHaru] [Rating T for now - may change to M!] [Hinted ReiGisa and RinTori]

This is a brief fanfic that I wrote for laughs. This is not to be taken seriously. Be warned there is some water on human action in this story.

Yes, another fic involving the nations and social networking. Each chapter is a different conversation, either nation&nation, nation&oc, or even nation&reader. Main topics aren't too heavy or controversial. Many pairings(?) and characters. T is the highest content rating. Specific disclaimers within.

Feliciano Vargas, living in the wrong place at the wrong time. He is a homosexual captured by the SS and brought to the largest concentration camp in Europe, Auschwitz-Birkenau. There (Along with his brother who he was captured with) He's starved, beaten and worked like anyone else. But what will happen when A certain SS officer begins to take notice of him?

Arthur lost his sight after an accident and everyday he wakes up to the same darkness. Day after day. The only light that colors his life is his seeing-eye dog, Alfred. But when Alfred disappears, Arthur is throw into complete darkness. And then, as if he wasn't troubled enough, a stranger man appears on his doorstep saying he's Arthur's Alfred.

Boring, was how he described his life. Nothing happened and nothing changed. Lovino is the proud owner and manager of a widely known restaurant in the area, but is used to seeing too many familiar faces. That is, until a new customer comes around, bringing a new found excitement to his otherwise dull life.

Alfred F. Jones never exactly figured out that his once great hero during his childhood would be such a pussy. But what he never knew was that he had the balls to send a hate mail to nearly every single nation about what he hated about them. Now Arthur Kirkland was in much trouble. Worst of all, he happened to be in Alfred's house under hiding.

India's carrying around the Kama Sutra like smuggled goods, and Prussia is shaking his butt in Germany's face. These two are the unlikeliest of friends. -Gen fic, one-shot, PruInd humor, friendship, can be seen as yaoi if you want- Rated for language and adult references.

"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.

They didn't have forever, they were countries after all, but they had been given an opportunity to make a connection and despite circumstance or distance, three words would remain true.

It's just a regular day. That is, if you consider running around the famous Super Wal-Mart regular. Matthew and Alfred both seem to.

Matthew Williams has a pretty crappy outlook on life. I mean, why wouldn't he when he has a boyfriend who abuses him and a twin brother who lives in the same house but doesn't even notice? But, when a meeting in the rain causes an unexpected friendship, can everyone's favourite Prussian help him see just how awesome life can be? Mainly PruCan with many Side Pairs.

France dreamt about a certain general he was once under. On her birthday, he goes to visit her. However, it seems that God has a present for him, as well. Happy Belated Birthday, Feli!

The Military Police have been granted permission to interrogate Eren about false accusations of an allegiance he might have had with Annie. Angsty, probably a bit violent...I don't really know how to do this stuff...First fic and all...

Sometimes fanfiction isn't enough. Rated: MA Oneshot

In which America asks England many questions that have been on his mind, and England wonders just what goes through America's mind sometimes. Eventual USUK.

Italy has seemed distant lately, and Germany wasn't sure why. Now, after a day that started so normal reveals a shocking truth, what can the two do now?

Being a known pole dancer and stripper, Ciel spent his every day swaying his hips and letting him self be touched by perverted drunkards, but one dance attracted a mysterious man named Sebastian, who knows Ciel's deepest and darkest secrets, in exchange of pleasuring Sebastian, Ciel would unravel secrets about his past.

HIgh School AU: Everyone has this sort of longing for something to help stop the self-hating. Even if you feel you deserve this painful and empty feeling. Feliciano just wasn't expecting his to come. Ships will become clear with time (expect Spamano and GerIta though).

"Welcome to Hyrule High. The trick to surviving is not saying a word..." Wise words that no one listens to, which means, no one survives. Modern AU. RedxBlue, VioxShadow GreenxZelda are the main pairings, but this story includes a whole bunch of twists and turns. Minor course language, may hint adult themes but no lemons.

A drabble a day keeps you in USUK! The file for the USUK Drabble Calendar, the month of February in the year of 2014.

Another storm came through during the team's training camp. While the team was ok, the storm moved on to Iwatobi and devastated the town. The boys comes home to find that everything has changed - and change isn't always for the better. Lots of Makoto/Haru angst, but includes all characters. Rated T for minor character death and mild language.

Valentines Day! Will it be a day of perfection or disaster. Who will be Iggy's valentine this year? Readon to find out! Rated T for Iggy's potty mouth and sexual references (made by a certain Frenchman). Happy Valentine's to you all, and enjoy :) ((P.S. this is dedicated to fanofmusic9292 :) Love you my dear))

Antonio has been away for a month and Romano really missed him (though he'd NEVER admit it). So why is the Spaniard acting like he has something to hide? This odd behavior has Romano on edge. Not that he really cares. Spamano fluff! T for Romano's mouth.

Ian has lost two of his best friends and seems to be unable to cope. After several suicide attempts he ends up in the hospital where he somehow ends up seeing his dead friends. He realizes it is a hallucination due to a drug. Eventually a new family moves in down the street from Ian's house. They have a son named David who changes Ian's life and possibly saves it. (Iancorn AU)

Time to have a Christmas party! Everyone is happy except for Feliciano, who is mulling over his past too much to realize what's in front of him until it sweeps him off his feet. Collage AU so they are humans! Will be rated M if I do a second chapter. Read to find out why!

A drabble a day keeps you in USUK! The file for the USUK Drabble Calendar, the month of January in the year of 2014.

Berwald is forced to go along to a movie, but receives the wrong ticket and ends up watching a sappy romance drama film. Though the movie isn't so bad, and Berwald finds a particular interest in the lead actor, the one with the violet eyes and cornflower blond hair...

Arthur has lost the will to live, and after a long walk he finds the perfect place to end it. He never expected to be found by the police, or the police negiotator to have the bluest eyes he has ever seen. Alfred, on the other hand, just wants to help. Arthur has two choices, what will he do? USUK, mentions of FRUK, for LJ Secret Santa.

18 year old Mattie Williams is a straight A student who wants to be noticed, though his life changes when his new science teacher, Gilbert Beilschmidt, falls in love with him. Will their love remain a secret? This story was written for my bestie Katie!

When Yuki has a bad case of writer's block, he has no idea what to write for his next novel. That's when a certain pink-haired man decides to help him get inspiration. Yuki/Shuichi, slash. Oneshot.

Kid's tired and can't go to sleep. Soul helps him with that. Just a cute, fluffy soul-kid one-shot. Please R&R. K because of one use of the (oh-no!) F word.

Gauken!Hetalia - Alfred attempts to ask his childhood friend, Arthur out with the most original thing he could think of: Scientific Report. oneshot!

The prestigious World Academy prides on having the best pupils who are studious, focused, and obedient. Too bad Arthur follows all of them except for the last one, especially when coming across the forbidden rule of no romantic teacher/student relations. Why oh why did his Pysics teacher have to be Mr. Jones? oneshot for Fuji-Kumori rated M for a reason!

Arthur wasn't felling well when Kiku had last seen him. So, Kiku informed Alfred, who in turn went over to check it out. Let's just say that he found something that he really wasn't expecting, but he gained something too.

Together they created turquoise. Written for the Makoharu festival!

Series of short/long one-shots of Fem! Sealand, going through many attempts to become a nation while pissing her brother off. As she grows up, she starts to realize about responsibility, love, growing up and meeting new people. So prepare for a wacky adventure with Fem! Sealand! (SuFin/LatFem!Sea)

Japan and Greece were just at Greece's backyard on a normal day when Greece confesses he stolen Turkey's diary! But when Japan demands it and Greece falls asleep, Japan now has taken the diary and... What could be inside this book was beyond anyone's control. Rated T, Japan Parody. Please review and enjoy!

America has decided to take England on a vacation "away from everyone and everything". Choosing the freezing snowy upper Midwest though, England thinks, is a strange choice for a vacation. Drabble for 365 UsUk Calendar on Tumblr.

Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.

Prussia finds Canada in the lavatory of their high school. What is he doing? PruCan Oneshot (might be twoshot) Rated T for attempted suicide.

Lukas and Mathias usher in the New Year together.

Sweden received a phone call from Prussia, claiming he will steal Finland's favorite festive day so he could spend Christmas together. What happens...is interesting, if you know what I mean... Rated T for Sweden, one-shot, please enjoy and Happy New Years!

An argument causes Sweden and Finland to divorce, and they proceed to hate each other for years. And then one day, after accidentally booking the same hotel for the weekend, they 'reconcile.' This is a Christmas present for the Lovely Tora-Star, prompted and filled! Literally this is basically just a lot of fighting and then angry smut, but the ending is happy. Merry Christmas !

Kiku and Hercules are dating, but they cannot allow the others to know, because it is forbidden. With only five days left until the biggest day comes, Kiku feels anxious with anticipation. But when something strange happens, what will he do to save his relationship with Hercules? Fix it...or something worse? Rated T for bad mouthing.

A one-shot based loosely off of 'Baby, It's Cold Outside,'. America throws an Xmas party in hopes a certain Brit will come to join him. Some USxUK fluff to make you warm ad fuzzy for the holidays!

Arthur and Alfred spending their winter together. Simple fluff. One of my Christmas fics! Remember tis the season to be jolly! And These two are certainly that... (T for suggestiveness and me being a paranoid freak. First chapter pure fluff)

-Hiatus until further notice- OLD-POORLY WRITTEN AU- Artist!Arthur

Arthur Kirkland meets potential love interest via one of the most cliche ways possible: after a kitchen fire and rescue. oneshot

Haru, Makoto thinks, is beautiful in the water. Makoto also thinks that Haru is beautiful when they have sex. So why it hasn't ever struck him before this fateful day to put the two together, he can't fathom. But now that it has. Well. This fascination's probably not gonna stop anytime soon. Poor Makoto. Haru/Makoto. Rated for smut, a little language, but mostly smut.

"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK

A mirror is just an object, and a reflection is just you, right...?

On the evening of July 22 in Germany, Italy was raped. With police still searching for the culprit, but hitting all dead ends, Italy has no choice but try to move on. The path of healing is hard, especially when the person responsible is still on the run. Struggling with his new fears and feelings, Italy doesn't know what to do. But then he starts finding letters from that man...

As crystalline snow fills the skies, a monster lurks behind the beauty... Every day, countries show up injured and traumatized at America's home... But what is going on...? No pairings.

Fill for a request by tumblr user hunterwoods1212. Someone starts hitting on Nitori while he and Rin are out and Nitori, not knowing any better, accidentally flirts back. Rin isn't happy, to say the least.

After the events of WWII, Germany and Italy come to terms with some things, because you can't take back your actions no matter how much you want to. And you certainly can't when you've gone and tortured your best friend. Only scars remain, but sometimes that's all you need to start over. [Mention of torture and the slightest hint of rape, but nothing that can't be ignored]

Hikaru and Kaoru always tease but Kaoru has genuine feelings for his brother. During all of the acts, Kaoru is complimented on his acting skills, because after all, he is being 100% true. Hikaru is completely oblivious to the fact that Kaoru is not pretending. Story is better than the summary! HikaruxKaoru future twincest! Chapter 7 is now available! :)

Nagisa has finally convinced his boyfriend to take their relationship to the next level! As Rei tries to prepare for the perfect night, the boys both feel nervous about their first time. This is a sweet, loving first timers story! Contains lots of Reigisa fluff and also some dirty, dirty sex. :) Enjoy!

USUK- AU- Alfred and his father move to England after his father had a divorce. Alfred becoming an outcast, he befriends a group of teens who quickly turn his life around, especially a certain Brit named Arthur. The friendship between Arthur and Alfred develops into something stronger, but this is no good especially with the pressure of high school.

My heart is racing like crazy. The strong pounding is vibrating trough my body. I appreciate you being here for me. I clench my heart and try to calm myself down. I don't think I will survive the night. And here I am waiting for Haru to come back. I was already nervous since we got into the hotel room but then Haru went and said something like this. And… I can't help but feel that…

This is for Ayowaeeowa, who won a oneshot for getting the 50th review on Cold Hands and Bleeding Hearts. Thank you!

Being able to live forever might sound nice. But there's a much darker side to it. This is a story on how Shinonome, Nano deals with the harsh reality of immortality. (OneShot)

Today was the day. Germany was going to confess his love to Italy, and he was going to make it special. How will the German's plan turn out? GerIta, based on Germany's new character song. Threeshot.

Italy goes to Germany's place but everything feels different, Italy tries snooping around and ends up seeing a strange man with Germany. Who is he? Is he why Germany's acting so strange? I get a real bad vibe from this guy.

Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano

A lovely moment between Germany and his beloved stick

Prussia has a dirty little secret. Canada has a dirty little secret. Prussia writes. Canada draws. Neither of them know about each others' little kinks, and when Canada finds out about Prussia's... well, he and Prussia end up bonding over their secret habits. Rated for implied stuff, sexual content and just general stupidity (Prussia). PruCan. NOT a lemon.

Jim needs some advice from Gene and it ends up in kissing. Rated K. I do not own Outlaw star.

Feliciano knows that Ludwig is tormented by what is going on in the concentration camp, and he wants to help him forget. Rated M for guyXguy sex, some angst and established pairing.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Gerita. Fluff.

'Wrong… this is wrong… so wrong…' was all he could think right now. France was now only holding Romano's wrists with one hand, the other was unbuttoning the his shirt. Romano has been raped by France. It's up to Spain to help Romano heal.

It's L's birthday! Light made L a cake, but L wants to eat Light?

Gene reflects about his crew and why he knows exactly what they're doing. Drabble, yoai, GxJ. Read and review please. Mentions only, but warning is placed to be safe.

Matthew was at another meeting, being ignored AGAIN! No one noticed anything he said! No matter what it was! "I could do anything right now and get off scott free, right?" Once again ingored. "I could wank off and no one would care!" /PruCan smut Rated M/

Determined to find Luffy when he gets carried off by a bird, Zoro fights Captain Buggy and is injured, but manages to escape with his friend. When Nami provides them with shelter so Zoro can heal, rest is the last thing on his mind. MATURE ZORO X LUFFY

Hikaru and Kaoru fluff

L runs out of cake! Oh noes!

Just some PruCan, with America being obnoxious as usual

One Shots on the crew's thoughts and reactions to Zoro and Luffy's relationship as they join the Straw Hat family. ZoLu

Sometimes America will sit for hours and stare out the window, face blank and blue eyes still and glossy while colored shadows perched on his shoulders argue amongst themselves...

A collection of short stories, each inspired by a quote on love. Multiple pairings.

Maybe the reason he’s so happy and friendly is because he’s scared of losing even a single friend. Truthfully, Luffy just can’t stand being alone. But he never will be as long as Zoro’s there. AU ZoLu.

Impulsive as ever, Luffy insists on being taught the art of… art. And poor Zoro is along for the ride, resulting in a sexy, lemony mess. Oneshot. ZoLu. Hints of SanUso. Lemon.

A bunch of ZoLu drabbles that range from K to mid-High T. Enjoy!

Mild Shonen Ai - Songfic - Jim has a breakdown and Gene has to deal with the results.

Shonen Ai - Songfic - Sequel to Breakdown - Jim wonders what happens now.