Disclaimer: I does not own the awesome Prussia (or Hetalia), and I definitely don't own

Cleverbot!

Author's Note: You ask for the character, I'll do a conversation on Cleverbot with them. I

has the Hetalia characters on speed-dial XD the first two on this page are completely

random conversations with Cleverbot…

(Edit: I just want to let you know before you proceed...do not expect the same results that I get. Every conversation is moderately unique...the only thing you'll get for certain is "I'm not a bot, you are.". Peace out peoples XD)


User: Become one with Russia, da?

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Cleverbot: Da.

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User: Well that sounded very enthusiastic.

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Cleverbot: No, it wasn't meant to be at all.

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User: Oh that's right, you have no choice! :-) Because some day everyone will become one

with Russia.

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Cleverbot: Pasta!

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User: Italy!

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Cleverbot: What, I just want some Pasta! Doitsu, do you have any pasta for me?

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User: Nein, all I have is wurst. Would you like some wurst?

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Cleverbot: *cries* Why not pasta?

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User: Because I don't have any…

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Cleverbot: I want pasta.

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User: Mein Gott! Fine!


User: We are now going to name Hetalia characters.

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Cleverbot: There darn well should be!

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User: Arthur Kirkland is England.

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Cleverbot: Who is Francis Bonnefoy?

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User: He is France. Who is Ivan Braginski?

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Cleverbot: Russia

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User: Da. Who is Alfred F. Jones?

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Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: That's kind of sad, America. Who is Roderich Edelstein?

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Cleverbot: Austria

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User: Ja, good. Who is Ludwig Beilschmidt?

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Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: Germany. Who is Lovino Vargas?

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Cleverbot: He is Feliciano's brother. He is also Southern Italy.

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User: Good! Who is Feliciano Vargas?

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Cleverbot: Italy

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User: Bona! Who is Kiku Honda?

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Cleverbot: Kiku Honda is Japan.

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User: Hai, you are correct. Who is Yao Wang?

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Cleverbot: China.

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User: Who is Matthew Williams?

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Cleverbot: Who? Canadia right?

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User: burn, Canada. Who is Elizabeta Héderváry?

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Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: Hungary. Who is Feliks Łukasiewicz?

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Cleverbot: Don't know, don't care.

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User: Ouch, Poland. Who is Natalia Arlovskaya?

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Cleverbot: My best friend.

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User: Oh dear lord, Belarus. Who is Heracles Karpusi?

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Cleverbot: Greece.

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User: Good. Now, who is Gilbert Beilschmidt?

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Cleverbot: The awesome Prussia! Bow to my awesomeness! Kesese~!

(oh my god I started flipping out when I got that response. I'm just like "holy shit that's the

reply I've been looking for like forever!)


Me: ^.^ There will definitely be more! If you want a specific country, please leave a

comment or review! All those who do, get a virtual cookie.